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joeblow69
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2/00
Posted - Aug 14 2000 : 2:49PM
I was really looking forward to seeing this. I remember the VHS version getting all sorts of praise, so when I found it cheap on ebay, I jumped on it.
While I was waiting for delivery, I did a little more research, and found out there was a really hot double fuck scene. I LOVE seeing 2 dicks slide into 1 hole, so I was very excited when the mail man dropped my package off today.
What a freakin' dissapointment!! First thing I noticed when I popped it in the dvd player was it forced you watch boring FBI warnings for what seemed like an entire minute. Then when the movie finally started, I was blown away by how crappy the picture looked. Compared to the crystal clear Bjorn and Atomic titles, this one just made me sick. This may not be as noticeable to others, but on my 50 inch TV it looks like VHS quality (which is NOT acceptable for a premium priced DVD!)
I ended up fast forwarding through most of it (which I normally do the first time I watch a porno) to try to find the really good parts (read: double penetration!) Imagine my horror when I find out that the double fuck had been edited out! The screen goes black, and it says if you want the full version, call them and order it! I thought only Falcon pulled this shit!
I can only hope that anyone who was even considering buying this piece of crap will heed my warning and stay far far away. The rest of the sex is mediocre at best. Not worth the $30 I paid, and definately not worth the $50 it is selling for everywhere else.
I hope this is the last DVD that Centuar Films makes, as it will definately be the last one I ever buy.
Rating: 2 stars out of 5.
Who knows what it would have rated if the double fuck scene was in there... it looked like it was going to be really hot.
ken
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72 Posts
5/00
Posted - Aug 14 2000 : 8:14PM
Joe, thank you for the posting. I was shocked to hear this about Centaur Films. Indeed I liked most of their VHS releases very much. The double penertration on Christian Brooks was my favorite. I still haven't bought any of their releases because they are so expensive. Your experience really made me feel bad about their products.
Maybe you should write to the porn star transformed director and owner of this studio, Chip Daniels to complain about it. Without that scene the DVD is not worth that much. I am always suspicious about those porn star turned directors. The ethics of doing the business by them are not held high enough.
When Chip Daniels made a deal with French Cadinot to release American version of two excellent movies: Insatiable and Street Boys, I was very disappointed by the VHS transfer quality. That is just VHS, I haven't seen their DVD version yet. If what you complained is true then I don't have too much hope for the rest either. What a waste!
Maybe we should let Steph know and to pull their releases from high quality list. We don't want people to spend $50 and feel cheated.
Ken
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11/99
Posted - Aug 14 2000 : 8:40PM
Thanks for the info - I'll pull it from the recommendations page - and get up a link to this review (plus the other reviews that have been posted recently.)
the 'if you want the full version' crap seems pretty fraudulent. what a way for a studio to shoot themselves in the foot.
joeblow69
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946 Posts
2/00
Posted - Aug 15 2000 : 5:05PM
I just sent a email out to gary@centaurfilms.com to let him know how upset I was. I will keep you guys posted if he bothers to reply.
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11/99
Posted - Aug 15 2000 : 5:42PM
joe
just fyi - i put this up on the [url=95800]http://www.gaydvdreview.com</A homepage



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