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Phyco:

Standard routine - battered old video tape crackles into life revealing the principle credit but no title [it's straight off of cable] and the motives for this friendly offering are instantly revealed:
"Scritto, Prodotto & Diretto da Rocco Siffredi"
Thanks for the thought Oxhard! A classic early Rocco workshop back from the days when he sported a "50's pub fight hairdo" and shone with the thrill of a youth laying down the foundations of a future godlike reputation... what a pleasure to see our heroic wood in such early self commissioned clout-outings! All the magic's there - the frenzied rimming [the over sensitive mic picks up some terrific supporting noise - all in the absence of a musical score] - the manic wetshot dialogue ["It's impossible to fight you baby... just impossible to fight you..." etc.] - some desperate attempts at vinegar-stroke foot worship [although I noticed - being something of a specialist myself - that the toes in question fell somewhat short of the ideal, our man seems to re-enforce this assessment] - all the sweaty passion and genuine sincerity that remains in evidence to date...
Clues as to the films date & title: Rocco does a neat "back of the limo" scene with some proto Staglianno camera work & some formica kitchen gobbles with a blonde zombie... the first "correct answer on a postcard" [well... an email] wins a luxury C&P tshirt [we've just had these made... they're brilliant... better to win one than pay the mind altering £25.00 we think we're gonna charge for'em]

...And some of this stuff is more gritty than a family wedding video... more glancing at the camera than a school play... the rent-a-mullet cast [it looks like the Italian world cup team '79] and hedgehog beavers define the era while those extremely "real" close ups provide the sauce... look out for slo'mo popshots with real-time audio [that's something we rarely see these days]... our dashing young stud loves it, while the girls visibly dream of the wage-cheques at the end of the set young Rocco kisses his way [yes - a real predilection for snogging apparent here - much to the girls bemusement] from one bint to the next in a series of mildly narrative gonzoid routines. One might find his occasional likening to "Brian" from "The Breakfast Club" somewhat unnerving but then you won't have time to worry - by the time you're contemplating an hand-powered ego-boost the static fuzz-out will have dumped you into an episode of Channel 4's "Fragile Earth" leaving you feeling *a trifle robbed*... but what the fuck - it's easy to forget - this is Porn in the UK.

Phyco's "the way we were" score: 4/7

Casper:

I just love it when a wank falls through the letterbox unexpected. Cheers.

Casper's "his hair's like mine" score: 5/7

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