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sandie caine
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26 Posts
4/04
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 7:21AM
hi guys.
this is my first time here at dvd talk. great site btw. hope u have room for an ex uk porn performer and sorry if im posting this on the wrong forum.

its been bugging me for some time what views americans have on british produced porn. I dont know if any of u have ever seen any as i dont know how available it is in the states. but any feedback would be great.

sandiexxx

licker
Senior Member

Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic
1141 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 8:12AM
Hi Sandie

Welcome to the forum.

I don't know about the US, but we see hardly any British porn here in Australia. The vast majority sold here seems to come from either the USA or Germany. There are occasional tidbits from the Netherlands.

I liked the movies Hightide made with Georgette Neale and Layla Jade. Also, the Glimpse movies with Pandora and Poppy look good, but I've never bought one because they are so expensive. (About 3 times the price of U.S. movies)

I have not seen any of your movies. Sorry

Are you going to be working for any U.S. studios?

Cheers
licker

DenverDon
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5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 8:39AM
Hi sandie,

Welcome to the forum, and you posted a discussion topic in the correct place.

Regarding British Porn, two thoughts come to mind. One, it is quite expensive compared to most of the other stuff we can order. Second, many who get onto discussion boards hear a lot about the R18 rating and British censorship and have the impression that it would be softer porn. (Which may not be true.)

Most of us have seen British porn stars, but not necessarily British Porn. (And you have some damn hot stars I might add.)

Viv Thomas is the main line that I can think of that can be obtained here, but again expensive in comparison.

DenverDon

Damn~small~penis
Member

100 Posts
4/04
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 9:33AM
Hi guys.

New here at DVD talk. The situation with British porn is much better now. The R18 vids are pretty much XXX rated.

The last stats I got was that less than 10 percent of films sold in licenced sex shop are cut (that is not bad).
The only scenes I know where they are a bit iffy on are triple penetration. I have yet to see triple penetration being passed by the british censorship, although you can buy illegal American copies.

One of the reason why British porn seems expensive is largely because of the exchange rate. At the moment, it's not very good

Peter1
Member

USA
139 Posts
10/02
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 11:57AM
I've never seen any, though I've tried to get some. You'ed think the Internet would make getting it easier.
 
floraman
Member

Germany
224 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 12:10PM
The Brits do some pretty good "amateur housewife / model" stuff (Ben Dover, Big Omar et al). In fact practically all the Britporn I've seen has been of that variety.

As for the R18 certificate - well, all of the R18 stuff I've seen has been no softer than most continental hardcore stuff, so I don't know what all the fuss is about when people slag it off.

Porn in general however, although more readily available than it was say ten years ago, is VERY expensive to buy in the UK - in a licensed sex shop in Sheffield a couple of years back, I saw VHS tapes on sale at GBP 30 each (that's like $45) - for VHS, for fuck's sake!!!!!!!

As a final note - one of the most annoying things about Britporn (or at least a lot of the stuff I've seen) is that most of the performers seem to have horrible Essex accents!!!! (Maybe Essex is the UK's answer to Porn Valley - I don't know). So suddenly girls are "gewz" and a cunt is a "cant" - so you get the male performers coming out with dreadful lines like "Or lav ta fackin' stick mah dick in gewz cants". AWFUL!!!!!

ShiWarrior
Senior Member

1170 Posts
8/01
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 12:35PM
Hi all new ones to ADT

Well i am from England and i get my porn over from the US becuase if u goto a video store (not meaning soho) or mail order and get videos rated BBFC 18, they will be cut, these are softcore

u have to get the "R18" porn, these are explicit versions.. i have 1 i think and it's fine

oh and Linsey is British too (see my pic, u cant miss her!)

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DenverDon
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5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 12:38PM
Perhaps I was getting confused between the BBFC 18 and the R18, but the impression I got was it was cut or softer porn.

Sorry if I misused the rating code.

DenverDon

ShiWarrior
Senior Member

1170 Posts
8/01
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 12:43PM
hey what would you know, your from Denver

year there are now two types of "18"

18 in a red circile (the normal rating, this goes from Uc, U, PG,12,15,18)
and then theres the BLUE square known as R18
the R18 is the hardcore but dont know much about them, becuase im supprised they are not the BBFC version
very confused

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sanchez_1960
Member

582 Posts
2/03
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 1:17PM
I'm british and I think our porn (cut or uncut) sucks. It's poorly shot and poorly directed. Quite often the male stars are a bunch of twats that really do my head in. Ben Dover is probably the only person who managed to pull it off quite well.


Edited by - sanchez_1960 on 4/3/2004 1:18:09 PM

sandie caine
Member

26 Posts
4/04
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 1:20PM
both 18 and R18 classifications are issued by the BBFC. u got it right. 18 means its soft - could be simulated and R18 means its the full monty.
There are some things like peeing, fisting and squirting that are still a no no. i dont know how that reflects on US laws.
The most part we can show hardcore sex tho.

DenverDon
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5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 2:02PM
I worked overseas for a number of years with a bunch of expats, including Brits. Picked up a number of things, but maybe not all the fine details.

DenverDon

Lee O
Forearm Trainer

mmmmmmm........ after-birth
1193 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 3:53PM
If anyone's interested ,

A title rated 18 , ie suitable for people aged over 18 , will look like -

While one for R18 , people over 18 can only purchase from a licensed sex shop ( the dopes ) looks like -

In both cases the symbol is down in the bottom left hand corner .

Flashpont has been passed for both ratings by the board , B ritish B oard of F ilm C lassification , but I couldn't find the R18 version online .

Flashpoint 18 is listed as lasting for 1.22:17
but Flashpoint R18 enthralls for a huge 1.51:24 ( no cuts listed )

Ben Dover's probably the most famous British pornographer in the states , wouldn't you say ? His movies are distributed by VCA if I remember correctly , and that must have garnered him a fair level of exposure .

Edited by - Lee O on 4/3/2004 4:38:56 PM

struan
Member

SCOTLAND
242 Posts
8/02
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 5:44PM
These are the guidelines for the R18 category direct from the BBFC website:-

To be supplied only in licensed sex shops to adults of not less than 18 years.

The ‘R18’ category is a special and legally restricted classification primarily for explicit videos of consenting sex between adults. Such videos may be supplied to adults only in licensed sex shops, of which there are currently about 90 in the UK. ‘R18’ videos may not be supplied by mail order.


The following content is not acceptable

any material which is in breach of the criminal law.

material (including dialogue) likely to encourage an interest in abusive sexual activity (e.g., paedophilia, incest) which may include depictions involving adults role-playing as non-adults.

the portrayal of any sexual activity, whether real or simulated, which involves lack of consent.

the infliction of pain or physical harm, real or (in a sexual context) simulated. Some allowance may be made for mild consensual activity.

any sexual threats or humiliation which do not form part of a clearly consenting role-playing game.

the use of any form of physical restraint which prevents participants from withdrawing consent, for example, ball gags.

penetration by any object likely to cause actual harm or associated with violence.

activity which is degrading or dehumanising (examples include the portrayal of bestiality, necrophilia, defecation, urolagnia).

The following content, subject to the above, may be permitted

aroused genitalia
masturbation
oral-genital contact including kissing, licking and sucking
penetration by finger, penis, tongue, vibrator or dildo
non-harmful fetish material
group sexual activity
ejaculation and semen


These guidelines make no distinction between heterosexual and homosexual activity.

Edited by - struan on 4/3/2004 5:44:51 PM

baskkk2003
Member

48 Posts
3/04
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 6:06PM
The R18 classifcation was a real breakthrough in terms of making porn legally available for we Brits.

I'm not really a fan of Brit porn as personally I find the 'amateur' genre which dominates to be rather dull.

A significant 'alternative' Brit genre is spanking /c.p., but much of this contravenes the guidelines for R18 classification.

 
X_Marks_the_Spot
Member

New Mexico
10 Posts
2/04
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 6:40PM
I new here as well, it could be possible I become a "regular"...

What "British" porn videos does anyone recommend?

All this discussion about "Ratings" has me poopit.

Tinaka
Member

953 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 7:05PM
R18s
The R18s are sometimes cut. For example, Weapons of ass destruction 1/2, Fashionistas (alot i think). The main problem is that the BBFC is a business and gets funded by charging to classify the videos. Its too expensive to put in any extras. They are extremley restricted however. There isnt one sex shop anywhere near me that i know of.

Brit porn
I like it particulary Ben Dover's stuff. I've also seen Lubed Girls and some stuff on the "Rude Britania" label. Alot of titles are made specially for the U.K and the R18 certificate and arent available overseas. Yes britporn seems amateurish and not as glamerous as in America and Europe. But id say thats it's appeal and goes back to when porn was illegal and very much more underground.

ShiWarrior
Senior Member

1170 Posts
8/01
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 7:42PM
Yo Lee!!
nice avatar back !
i like that 1

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X_Marks_the_Spot
Member

New Mexico
10 Posts
2/04
Posted - Apr 3 2004 : 8:02PM
I am a Moderator on a "British" goth forum, knowing who I know, maybe I could get some "hand-downs".

Thanks for the listings.

baskkk2003
Member

48 Posts
3/04
Posted - Apr 4 2004 : 6:43AM
Hi, X-Marks-the-Spot. I'm very interested in the goth scene, both within the world of porn and outside it, too. I've posted to Private's Forum some detailed comments on Michael Ninn and Jose M Ponce in a 'General Chat' topic entitled 'are any of the private girls goths?', but I've yet to have replies. In the 'Movies' section, however, there is a thriving topic, 'The Future of Fetish', with gothic/vampire references.

http://forum.private.com

Damn~small~penis
Member

100 Posts
4/04
Posted - Apr 4 2004 : 10:21AM
Generally speaking, the vids on sales in the UK now are around £20, plus a lot of retailers do bundle offer like 3 for £50. This is still fairly expensive but not as much as another poster's claim of £30 each
Lee O
Forearm Trainer

mmmmmmm........ after-birth
1193 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 5 2004 : 7:58AM
Hey , thanks Shi ! Us big bust fans have gotta get the message out there - The 90's aren't dead , they're just on vacation .
Athos
Member

151 Posts
3/02
Posted - Apr 5 2004 : 9:56AM
The current state of the British Porn Industry is a national disgrace. The government should throw it's weight behind an initiative aimed at developing home-grown talent and establishing our credibility in the world of porn.

Seriously, I believe there are tax incentives available to encourage the film industry. Wouldn't it be wonderful if they were taken advantage of to produce a porn epic?

I foresee the "British genre" eventually developing to be something like Benny Hill with hardcore sex.

ShiWarrior
Senior Member

1170 Posts
8/01
Posted - Apr 5 2004 : 12:40PM
hehehe
yeah thats right... and ther're BoUnCiNg BACK!

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Edited by - ShiWarrior on 4/5/2004 12:40:47 PM

Sir Noel Plum
Senior Studmuffin

1001 Posts
2/03
Posted - Apr 5 2004 : 3:13PM
Hmm, I think the very problem with British porn is that it has tried to be Benny Hill with hardcore sex.

SNP

 
astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Apr 5 2004 : 4:28PM
Like most everything else, it depends. The Big Omar stuff I've seen I've liked. Betty Swallocks can also put on one heck of a show. The Union Jaxxx / Pumpkin stuff I've seen has left a lot to be desired.
eduardo911
Senior Member

1299 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 5 2004 : 4:45PM
struan wrote:

"material (including dialogue) likely to encourage an interest in abusive sexual activity (e.g., paedophilia, incest) which may include depictions involving adults role-playing as non-adults.

the portrayal of any sexual activity, whether real or simulated, which involves lack of consent.

the infliction of pain or physical harm, real or (in a sexual context) simulated. Some allowance may be made for mild consensual activity."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this descriptive of the 'schoolgirl' spanking/caning which seems to me to be one of the most distinctly British forms of porn.

The High Tide series would also seem to be banned under these provisions, in view of the mention of 'urolagnia' as degrading/dehumanising.


baskkk2003
Member

48 Posts
3/04
Posted - Apr 6 2004 : 11:17AM
A lot of the British-made stuff in the CP/spanking genre appears not to get an R18 rating and so technically it remains unavailable in the UK: some of it is distributed instead by overseas companies.
sandie caine
Member

26 Posts
4/04
Posted - Apr 6 2004 : 1:59PM
nope. spanking is never passed thru the BBFC. altho as u state we probably are responsible for producing alot of this type of product.
its all sold out side of the uk and uncertificated.
crofter
Member

54 Posts
7/03
Posted - Apr 6 2004 : 5:34PM
one of the best british studios in my opinion has to be Relish, surprised nobody has mentioned them Relish their films are very light-hearted but contain decent sex involving pretty tasty talent, the production values are much higher than any other British Stuff at the moment, just my tuppence worth!!



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