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| jake malone Member  530 Posts 1/05 |  Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 12:34PMTim Von Swine had to cancel the shooting of scenes for his new POV movie because of possibly life threatening health problems. (The very fact that Tim would cancel a scene in which he actually got to do the girl tells you he was near death! ) He will probably make a full recovery but he will be minus one body part. (Don't panic girls, not THAT part.) There are a couple of porn stars who were looking forward to being boned by the Von Swinester this week who are now inconsolable. ("Why God, why? It's just not fair!") To all of Tim's fans: Please take whatever change you have in your pocket right now, put it in an envelope, and send it to: Von Swine Sanpornando Valley USA And girls, remember, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Tim will be up and banging soon. In lieu of get well cards, send the panties you have on at this very moment to me and I will see that Tim gets them. [Link] |
| Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 12:46PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 12:52PM Hope he recovers soon. They'll be turning away all those buses loaded with aspiring starlets at the LA city limits. "Sorry, ladies, Swine is on the bench -- there's no need to waste your time. Go back home to mom!" [Link] |
| PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 1:13PM All my best to Tim. [Link] |
| julesjordanvideo JulesJordan.com Professional Perverts 1003 Posts 9/01 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 2:31PM [Link] |
morbidthoughts  All-Star Member Big cats scare me but... 3628 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 3:08PM I wonder if an appendix is vital to a PIG. [Link] |
| Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 3:23PM Who's the bookie for the bets on which body part? I want to get in first for the appendix. [Link] |
| astroknight Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 5:15PM "Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling [Link] |
| MisterNoGood Member 195 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 5:23PM Edited by - MisterNoGood on 8/14/2005 5:30:19 PM [Link] |
| imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 6:48PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 6:54PM I'll upgrade to gall bladder. [Link] |
| Endless Loop Senior Member Tomatometer 1129 Posts 8/04 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 6:57PM If it is an appendix, keep a stiff lip buddy. Nothing to get the BBQ fired up over, but rather Swine trimmings, commonly tossed into the ol' hotdog grinder.
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| Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 7:11PM [Link] |
| MASAMUNE Senior Member 1452 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 8:19PM [Link] |
| von_swine Member Dominance & Persecution. 919 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 8:57PM [Link] |
| lou sapphire Member Take the plan, spin it sideways. 685 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 8:59PM [Link] |
| PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 9:28PM Me and the wife were talking about this and we were damn sure it was the appendix... Now to get you as back in shape for that POV line [Link] |
| imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Aug 14 2005 : 10:31PM [Link] |
| ClaireRobbins Member 70 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Aug 15 2005 : 12:52AM Get better, my darling ^_^ Until I see you next, my potbellied tart. love Claire [Link] |
| lukemason Member 697 Posts 8/04 | Posted - Aug 15 2005 : 7:20AM And a Safe Recovery :o) [Link] |
| 2HOT2HANDLE Member 437 Posts 11/04 | Posted - Aug 16 2005 : 2:27PM [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Aug 16 2005 : 5:42PM And yes, I have had both Edited by - Walter Burns on 8/16/2005 5:43:39 PM [Link] |
| von_swine Member Dominance & Persecution. 919 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Aug 17 2005 : 12:36AM And yes, I have had both [Link] |
| morbidthoughts All-Star Member Big cats scare me but... 3628 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Aug 17 2005 : 12:38AM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Aug 17 2005 : 12:41AM I didn't let the meds keep me off the brewskis ... Then again, I handed out my meds like candy at this party one night, and found myself curled up on a couch on the verandah the next morning, some undetermined time after all the girls began their "make out party" (free lesbo action, while floating on Vikes and Vodka ... horndog heaven ... and then Zzzzzzz). The offramp from all that low-level narcotica was a tad harsh, though: Ker-PLUNK!!! So, was kinda glad the stash only lasted a couple of weeks. Speedy recovery, buddy! *drinking for those who can't* [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Aug 17 2005 : 1:21AM EagleSpirit said: “Whats the point of fucking if you're not gonna cum?” [Link] |
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