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DenverDon
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Posted - Apr 21 2005 : 10:58PM
Walter Burns posted this in a different forum, instead of a quote:
what happened?

denverdon what happened?

denverdon what happened?

denverdon

Edited by - DenverDon on Apr 21 2005

GaySatyr
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Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 1:41AM
I hope it wasn't a computer meltdown.

I enjoy Walter's quotes: It's fun reading posts with an eye for what Walter might find quotable and it's fun remembering the threads from whence they came once quoted.

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

Hardware All-Star Supporter
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3/02
Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 5:05AM
Since Walter's still posting I'm guessing a database crash rather than a computer meltdown.

::looking for the geek icon::

juha
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3/05
Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 5:29AM
I don't have the slightest clue what this thread is about.
Another porn addict
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2/05
Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 9:02AM
juha - whenever Walter (Burns) posts in a thread he usually finishes off with a quote from another ADT member.

Hey Walter - what the #@*! is going on? Is this some kind of evil publicity stunt or something?

Whatever, I loved your self-proclaimed TM status!

 
Walter Burns
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11/02
Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 10:42AM
It is a computer meltdown, almost literally.
My iMac G5, only bought in November 2004 has already died on me. Apparently this is no unusual case either. This is only one of many such posts (just check out some non Apple controlled boards).

I am using my old iMac G3 at the moment. While I was able to save all my data -- including the WBQP™ -- on a Lacie harddrive, I don't have access to the Word files at this moment. I can't get OS X to run on my G3 and all the Word files I have saved from the G5 were converted to a Word version that only works under OS X. I can open the files, but the formatting is completely screwed up.

The G5 is at the shop for repairs. They told me I have to wait at least a week.




Due to technical difficulties the WBQP™ is on hold for the moment. We will resume the Parade at a later date. The management of the WBQP™ apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause you.

Another porn addict
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2/05
Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 11:56AM
Bad luck Walter. Hope it gets better soon.
DenverDon
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Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 12:40PM
Damn Walter, that sucks. I can empathize as one who was taken off-line for a month with a crash.

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Lee O
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mmmmmmm........ after-birth
1193 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 12:48PM
Ditto on that - as you well know Walter . BTW thanks so much for helping finish off that contest , it was a real help to me .

Hope the slight mechanical destruction clears up soon .

juha
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2752 Posts
3/05
Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 3:27PM
Thanks.
I never paid attention to anyone's signatures.
But I will read Walter's in the future.
Walter Burns
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7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 9:42PM
Time to start another?
American vs. Euro Babes of the Week Death Match?



Due to technical difficulties the WBQP™ is on hold for the moment. We will resume the Parade at a later date. The management of the WBQP™ apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause you.
Joey Starr
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Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 10:47PM
That's bad, I'm considering buying an iMac G5 but was waiting for the rumoured upgraded version with 2 Ghz processor more standard RAM and OS 10.4 to be released, I hope they will have fixed the gremlins on the new model...
dandaman
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384 Posts
1/05
Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 10:59PM
This sounds like a plot. Do you have any suspects arrested yet?

<<<<[[[[

squirtfan1
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435 Posts
8/04
Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 11:05PM
Sounds like a Mass Mac Attack. I will have to save my quotes for later, until you can ketchup.
DenverDon
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Posted - Apr 22 2005 : 11:45PM
Don't worry, he can still scoop them up, he just can't retrieven them from his database that he was using to put them in at the end of his posts. The pooper scooper part still works.

denverdon <

denverdon <<

denverdon <

denverdon [[[[[[

 
astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
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11/99
Posted - Apr 23 2005 : 12:30AM
So what, nobody says anything worthwhile while your Mac's in the shop????

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

GaySatyr
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Posted - Apr 23 2005 : 1:41AM
Astro, Walter's still collecting; he's just not dispersing.

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

Lee O
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mmmmmmm........ after-birth
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8/03
Posted - Apr 23 2005 : 4:40AM
I have been thinking of starting Porn Star Face Off : The Seconde Parte , though perhaps only starting with 32 names this time . Let me know if you have any suggestions to make it better .

PS : I saw Ali G presenting an award at a ceremony the other day , and thought you might enjoy - " If you is watching dis in da UK , you may remember me from da telly . If you is in Belgium , you is living in a shithole !" Hopefully no Belgiuns were harmed in the manufacture of this joke .

Edited by - lee o on 4/23/2005 4:42:37 AM

BigBobxxx
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5/04
Posted - Apr 23 2005 : 7:50AM
Well, as for me, I won't say anything important until Walter gives us the all clear
Joey Starr
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8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Apr 23 2005 : 7:56AM
Belgi-huns or Belgians?
Lee O
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mmmmmmm........ after-birth
1193 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 23 2005 : 10:14AM
Misspelling / Mispronouncing foreign names is an ancient English tradition . It helps keep johnny foreigners in their place !

Edited by - lee o on 4/23/2005 10:32:34 AM

Walter Burns
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7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Apr 24 2005 : 8:34PM
I didn't realize the WBQP™ has anything to do with somebody saying something that is worthwhile? On the contrary
Besides, DD is right. The "pooper scooper part still works". Let's hope I don't lose my glasses though, or that part might start to fail as well.




Due to technical difficulties the WBQP™ is on hold for the moment. We will resume the Parade at a later date. The management of the WBQP™ apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause you.
Walter Burns
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7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Apr 24 2005 : 8:43PM
Hmmmm... for the past couple of years I have been having lengthy discussions with an English chap about the relative standard of living in England versus Belgium. OK, so we mainly discuss porn related stuff. But still, can you rent 10 porn DVD's for 7 days for 15 Euro?

And Ali, "If you is watching dis in Belgium , you may remember me from da telly " as well. Well they would, if your show was shown on a somewhat more popular station instead of VT4.




Due to technical difficulties the WBQP™ is on hold for the moment. We will resume the Parade at a later date. The management of the WBQP™ apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause you.

DenverDon
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7/02
Posted - Apr 24 2005 : 9:23PM
Holy crap Walter. I can't rent 10 DVDs for the equivalent of 15 Euros for seven days here!

DenverDon <<<<[[[[

Joey Starr
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Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
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Posted - Apr 25 2005 : 1:49AM
Tis the weather, it's so crappy that everybody stays indoors, even worse than in the UK, so that's an unfair comparison.
 
licker
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8/03
Posted - Apr 25 2005 : 2:36AM
I can't rent porn at all here - it's illegal. I can only buy.
Lee O
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8/03
Posted - Apr 25 2005 : 3:06AM
Maybe I should have pointed out that AliG's words are aimed at taking the piss out of the people who really believe such sentiments . He's a caricature of middle class white boys who want to be gangsters . Like squirtfan he is for entertainment purposes only !

Ali just about to interview Jenna Jameson - "Now it is not everyday you get to meet someone who you has had more than three hundred masturbations over . But today I is gonna be interviewing Ms Jenna Jameson , the most famousest pornstar in de whole world ."

Ali on the Irish language - "Gaylick ? But dat is what your enemies call it , right ?"

dandaman
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1/05
Posted - Apr 25 2005 : 5:25PM
Thank God, for my country.

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Walter Burns
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11/02
Posted - Apr 26 2005 : 1:19PM
Baby has come back to daddy

For you techno geeks, my baby has a new midplane.
Cost of the operation: 0 €

The management of the WBQP™ is glad to announce that from this moment on the WBQP™ is back on track.





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"I have settled the best ass poll once and for all. It's me. It's always me. ME ME ME! There. See. Plenty of nonsense here today."

DenverDon
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Posted - Apr 26 2005 : 1:26PM

DenverDon

Edited by - DenverDon on 4/26/2005 1:30:59 PM

Kperv
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(She slipped)

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Posted - Apr 26 2005 : 2:15PM

And celebrating with a Kimi quote no less. Impeccable taste Dr. Burns.

GaySatyr
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Posted - Apr 26 2005 : 2:33PM
What DD & Kperv said.

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

Edited by - GaySatyr on 4/26/2005 2:33:48 PM

Mr_White
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2/04
Posted - Apr 26 2005 : 2:55PM
+1 GaySatyr
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Posted - Apr 26 2005 : 3:04PM
+1 Mr_White.

MLyons
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8/02
Posted - Apr 26 2005 : 4:11PM
Glad to see the quote parade back, Walter. :)
 
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3/02
Posted - Apr 26 2005 : 5:30PM
I shall celebrate by eating brunch.
Walter Burns
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7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Apr 26 2005 : 8:22PM
My baby is making a lot more noise than it used to. That's no good. My baby ought to be seen, not heard.





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