Reviewers Recommend Big Wet Asses 34 - review by Captain Jack Director: Pat Myne Starring: Vince Karter, Zac Wild, Summer Vixen, Lilith Grace, River Lynn, Victor Ray, Tessa Thomas, Jay Romero. Read review
So far it looks like a fairly standard Shane's World-type porn-star excursion movie. Fortunately, I've always liked those. And this is why:
During the long drive to their destination in a big RV, they start a sex scene in the back with Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, and Ashley Long. Evan Stone is stuck driving, but eventually Devinn Lane (the director) climbs under the steering wheel to give him some road head. Yee-ha. This is the kind of stuff I really love. It's not the best BJ scene ever shot -- Stone obviously is distracted by driving, and you can't see shit (it's hard to get a good angle in that tight a space). But it's real, and you know it's happening the way it has to happen, not the best way it could be staged.
Plus I just love to see Devinn, dressed in nothing out of the ordinary, crawling down there to be naughty. That's the kind of fantasy I have, not fur coats and fishnet stockings.
Other random thoughts so far:
Do you people in the U.K. not have s'mores? Ashley Long gets her first taste at a campfire, but it didn't look like she really toasted her marshmallow right.
As usual, I watched the BTS stuff first, which on this disc takes the form of a video journal. I love that Devinn was unafraid to thoroughly de-glamorize herself. I love her when she's all made-up, dressed-up and glittery, but seeing her ready for bed at 2 a.m. in a T-shirt while battling the hiccups or with dabs of white ointment on her face just charms the hell out of me for some reason.
Where's she been lately anyway? It's too bad if all this ass-kissing falls on deaf ears. (sigh)
Well this movie took me by surprise and is rocking the house over at Wicked. The sales are incredible and so far the reviews coming in have been favorable. I really just want to bring something real to Wicked, something that's not so perfect and staged. I like my sex spontaneous, fun and real. That's what you'll get with this project for sure. At the very least, you'll get to see a more natural side of me.
ObiBong wrote: "Do you people in the U.K. not have s'mores? Ashley Long gets her first taste at a campfire, but it didn't look like she really toasted her marshmallow right."
No we don't have s'mores over here. What are they anyway?
A dessert. It's essentially a sandwich with graham crackers in place of the two pieces of bread, with a toasted marshmallow and a small piece of milk chocolate in between.
They supposedly got their name because once you eat one of them you want some more...s'more, get it?
Exactly! Ashley Long had not heard of it before either and the rest of us were in disbelief. I'm glad she got to have one before being sent back to the UK. Good thing I'll get to see her again in Jamaica in December. Whoo Hoo!
Yes Tony, Road Trixxx really is a new low. If only all porn movies would sink this low.
This was quite possibly the best release of 2004 I've watched so far. Certainly one of the top two. Shane's College whatever stuff is not my thing at all and Reality TV is pure unmitigated evil. But Road Trixxx is just porn perfection.
Everyone did an absolutely bang-up job and they all looked the best I've ever seen any of them. Just look at this picture of Ashley Long resting in the arms of Evan Stone. Ahhh. Could she possibly look any more heart-achingly beautiful? I think not.
And I just loved NicoleSheridan'spanties. No really. They're too cute. Am I weird for finding them dead sexy and a total turn-on? Possibly, but I still do.
Ashley and Devinn were already my two favourite active porn girls and this movie bumped Alana and Nicole right into the top five.
When it was over I wanted more, and I guess this is actually the greatest accolade I can give this movie. I realise many/most/all of the cast will be different in future volumes to avoid simple repetition. But I thought this group did so well that part of me would like them all to continue.
The only change I'd have liked would be the total elimination of the dreaded jerk-to-pop. Perhaps in Vol. 2. But apart from that one thing I couldn't think of any other way it could have been done any better.
I'd all but completely sworn of Gonzo but Road Trixxx showed me there's still enjoyable unscripted porn out there. Thank you ObiBong for bringing this gem to my attention. And thanks Wicked and Devinn and everyone involved for making it in the first place.
When is Vol. 2 scheduled for release? There will be more I hope.
Glad you liked it. Just to clarify, I meant to compare it to the middle-period Shane's World... like Vols. 19-21, where they'd just gather some performers and go rock climbing or rafting or something like that. If you liked Road Trixxx and you haven't seen those, you might want to take a look.
Just liked it? Hmm, yes I see now my post was rather subtle in its praise. DB was right, I should stop holding back.I might just do that. Thanks.
In case www.uploadadultimages.net is down and the above screenshots are inaccessible, here are the soft ones again. This time rescaled to compensate for NTSC's aspect ratio. Ashley Nicole 1 Nicole 2
#2 should be out next month. Our destination? Joshua Tree National Park. Glad you like the series. I enjoy making it. I hope I'm able to continue it...........many changes in the works. Road Trixxx Jamaica? I think it is a definite possibility. I would opt to take some people from the first and second on that trip.
Already? Yay.You bet I like it and hope it becomes a long running series. Some changes will of course be needed along the way to avoid simply rehashing the same stuff over and over. I just hope you'll be able to maintain the magic that make #1 so great.I hope Ashley Long being with you at the Hedonism resort means that she will be in #3.
If you could eleminate the jerk-to-pop finishes or at least minimise their number, Road Trixxx could well achieve 100% perfection.
BTW watching the BTS footage something occurred to me: Nobody has the right to look that good at shit AM at night with a bad case of the hickups under bad lighting filmed with a handheld camera. It's just not natural.
If I may make another casting suggestion, I'd love to see Kimi Lixx (if she could be tempted to make that comeback), Faith Adams and Aria in future volumes.
Man! I really love Ashley Long. Can wait to see her in action again soon. Is her trip to Jamaica (I love Jamaica man) for business or pleasure which in her case alway is.
Big Wet Asses 34 - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 6:34AM
