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Len Nicodemo
Doctor of Pornography (Po.D.)

On avatar hiatus
1224 Posts
2/06
Posted - May 17 2007 : 8:43AM
Teen MILF.
Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - May 17 2007 : 8:56AM
Just logical, ever heard of teenage pregnancies?
wheat
Senior Member

You want a toe? I can get you a toe
1131 Posts
4/06
Posted - May 17 2007 : 10:37AM
The milf tag in porn always seemed very strange, is it meant to be woman who have given birth?

or woman who are slightly too old to pretend they are 18?

if it's the first then what has age got to do with it?

An 18 year old can be a mother you would like to fuck.

Tinaka
Member

953 Posts
8/03
Posted - May 17 2007 : 10:48AM
To me the appeal of a MILF is that they're older. Sure a teen can technically be MILF but to me it misses the point.
GODLIKE
Member

6 Posts
5/07
Posted - May 17 2007 : 12:30PM

They're just covering their bases marketing-wise. Next we'll see Teen MILF Virgin Whores...
 
the unknown pervert
Deactivated User

I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - May 17 2007 : 6:58PM
Teen MILF Virgin Whores Squirting Anal POV Black Creampies
Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - May 18 2007 : 5:05AM
We have a movie at the shop called "Transexual MILFs."
VincentVanGauge
Former Fucking Virgin

Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage
1412 Posts
12/04
Posted - May 18 2007 : 5:56AM
I'm still waiting for "Tightest Interracial Self-Fisters".

Panties - maybe not the best thing in the world, but next to it.

Gunzo
Senior Member

1377 Posts
2/05
Posted - May 18 2007 : 7:18AM
I think MILF in the original sense should have an extra M in front, for Mature MILF.
matchmaker
Senior Member

24914 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 19 2007 : 2:26AM
+1
Gunzo
Senior Member

1377 Posts
2/05
Posted - May 19 2007 : 8:49AM
bigfoot
Senior Member

1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - May 19 2007 : 2:05PM
Perhaps you should stick with titles that features women in their forties, fifties, etc., Other than that, look at the actresses in the title then check them out on www.iafd.com. It gives the birthdate of most of the actresses.

It might be a little more work, but at least you will not wind up with The Best of Milf featuring teen sensation Teagan!

Draxxx
Senior Member

3831 Posts
2/07
Posted - May 19 2007 : 6:48PM
Hmmmm...With me the "MILF" tag means nothing really. I don't care if they actually have kids or are older. The biggest appeal of the MILF titles I check out is the stars in them. Women like Kristal Summers, Rayveness, Lisa Ann or Vicky Vette are great looking and great performers no matter their age or parental statis are. The "MILF" movies have been around for quite awhile but didn't really become popular until they started putting actual goodlooking women in them.
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - May 19 2007 : 7:54PM
I could have told you that when somebody named a song "One Headlight"
BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - May 30 2007 : 7:54PM
Friends -

Finally saw this one in my local porn palace yesterday.

Lord, help us.

BSD

 
jake malone
Member

530 Posts
1/05
Posted - May 30 2007 : 11:26PM
We are clearly running out of titles
I think " Your Mom's A Slut, She Takes It In The Butt"
was the greatest title since Belladonna's "My Ass Is Haunted"
but that's just me.
Keep in mind, approximately 10,000 movies a year are released, so over the last five years that is fifty thousand of the best, most obvious titles already used. How many ways can you say "Boy Fucks Girl",( Oh wait, I've even used THAT one! lol)
It's an ever dwindling well of euphemisms!
Evil Angel
Edited by - jake malone on 6/1/2007 1:23:51 AM
LubeNLuv
Senior Member

1854 Posts
3/06
Posted - May 31 2007 : 7:56AM
LOL, I saw that the other day while surfing AdultDVDEmpire's site.
I dunno about you, but I don't want any katana action anywhere NEAR my cock.
Gunzo
Senior Member

1377 Posts
2/05
Posted - May 31 2007 : 8:45AM
I think they sneak up on unexpected sleeping men, and 'kills' them. When you're waking up the blowjob ninja is long gone, and the mess in your bed has dried up and encrusted your penis.
I doubt the actual movie is that funny though.
LubeNLuv
Senior Member

1854 Posts
3/06
Posted - May 31 2007 : 9:37AM
The movie looks like it absolutely sucks (pun intended) but the title is so unique that I just ordered it for my collection. I'll keep you posted!



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