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All Forums > The Porn Pool > The Porn Pool Forum Page 612 > What are tha main 'dangers' of Anal Cream Pies?
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Joel
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331 Posts
5/05
Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 1:51PM
N00b question I admit...
jamesn
Senior Member

Cambridge, MA
750 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 1:56PM
usually malaria and shark-attack. but my information could be dated.
Zartyr
Member

700 Posts
7/04
Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 2:43PM
Being too late when visiting your mother in law.

Baking at 37°C should take quite a long time.
So shove it in a decent oven, instead of the rectum.
The dough won't get the right consistency at such low temperatures anyhow.

So with anal creampies you piss off your mother-in-law.
She will also not be too fond of the occasional brownie on the pie.

Edited by - Zartyr on 9/12/2005 2:51:28 PM

jamesn
Senior Member

Cambridge, MA
750 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 3:00PM
very true z--the other danger is less-immediate but very much a problem for many. anal cream pies lead to high-blood pressure, obesity, and coronary blockage if you eat too many of them, they're very high in the "bad" fats. and hiv.
Bearcat
Deactivated User

2 Posts
9/05
Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 3:22PM
Post removed.

Edited by - DenverDon on 9/12/2005 4:31:47 PM

 
jamesn
Senior Member

Cambridge, MA
750 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 3:24PM
yes! this guy's going to have a quote poll in a week!
astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 4:15PM
If there's some anal tearing and the guy has a disease, there's a much higher risk of the disease being transferred if his load is squirted in her ass than if it's sprayed on her face as she does her best baby bird impression.

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

MASAMUNE
Senior Member

1452 Posts
12/04
Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 5:26PM
if the guy has a disease and the girl swallows the load will she contract it? does it end up in the bloodstream,or does the stomach acids already kill the harmful agents?
Zoid
Senior Member

Boobies and Anal
2004 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 6:19PM
It will get destroyed by the acid, however having contaminated cum in the mouth, on the lips, in the eyes -- places where it can come in contact with the blood through small openings (ie: tiny skin cracks, cuts, sores) -- presents certain danger.

Edited by - Zoid on 9/12/2005 10:37:50 PM

croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 10:25PM
This is why sex ed at home does not work.
astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 11:48PM
Uhmmmmmmm, which poster here did you think was taught about anal cream pies by a family member?????

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 13 2005 : 4:20AM
Let's look at the possible suspects . . .
MASAMUNE
Senior Member

1452 Posts
12/04
Posted - Sep 13 2005 : 4:24AM
I hope not me.



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