Baking at 37°C should take quite a long time. So shove it in a decent oven, instead of the rectum. The dough won't get the right consistency at such low temperatures anyhow.
So with anal creampies you piss off your mother-in-law. She will also not be too fond of the occasional brownie on the pie.
very true z--the other danger is less-immediate but very much a problem for many. anal cream pies lead to high-blood pressure, obesity, and coronary blockage if you eat too many of them, they're very high in the "bad" fats. and hiv.
If there's some anal tearing and the guy has a disease, there's a much higher risk of the disease being transferred if his load is squirted in her ass than if it's sprayed on her face as she does her best baby bird impression.
"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling
if the guy has a disease and the girl swallows the load will she contract it? does it end up in the bloodstream,or does the stomach acids already kill the harmful agents?
It will get destroyed by the acid, however having contaminated cum in the mouth, on the lips, in the eyes -- places where it can come in contact with the blood through small openings (ie: tiny skin cracks, cuts, sores) -- presents certain danger.