What is the oddest sexual experience you ever had?

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-lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00	Posted - Jun 5 2000 : 8:54AM I dated a transgenderal person once, , wore a collar for a day, and was spanked with a paddle in front of a party of people. lol Hot wax? Bondage? Role play? Orgies? Gender bending? Water sports? ha ha ???????????? I am learning all these things are out there and am so curious to know how prevelant they really are. Please share! [Link]
Evil_Rip Senior Member Power overwhelming 1117 Posts 12/99	Posted - Jun 5 2000 : 9:04AM lunacy, You're scaring me. REading up on ancient posts asking these "strange" questions. You wouldn't be secretly working for the FBI would you? Digging up all the dirt on us, now would you? heeheee ------------------ [ invalid url ] [Link]
-lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00	Posted - Jun 5 2000 : 12:11PM [This message has been edited by -lunacy- (edited June 05, 2000).] [Link]
Darkmage Member State of Denial 328 Posts 11/99	Posted - Jun 5 2000 : 7:45PM The absolute weirdest thing I had happen to me was the night I lost my virginity. I was trying really hard to nail this particulare lady into the sheets when I felt this really crazy sensation on my back. Her cat had decided to walk up my back while we were in the middle of things. He then proceeded to do that push-pull thing with the claws on my spine. I was tied up to a bed once and ravished by my girlfriend and a professional massuese... I had sex in a hot tub at a new year's party once. It wasn't very good sex, unfortunately. One of my ex-girlfriends and I were doing it doggie style in her room once with the door left open on purpose. Her sister came within about five feet of walking in on us. THAT was intense... I've done a bit of role-playing, too. Mostly the burglar-who-ravishes-the-SWF sort of thing. Oh, and there has been lots of bondage sprinked throughout my short career. ------------------ "There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find." ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ] \| The [url=464724]Darkmage Special</A [Link]
Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99	Posted - Jun 5 2000 : 8:18PM One fine spring morning I went for a walk. I walked into town (I lived in Laguna Beach at the time) to get some coffee. This guy in a car passed me twice with his head out the window. After I got my coffee I started walking up the beach only to see the guy park his car and walk towards me. He had a big joint in his hand and wanted someone to smoke it with. He figured 'i was cool' because i'd walked so far (i still don't understand the correlation, but that's not the point of the story.) So we smoked on the beach as he convinced me that he gave the best massages. We walked back up to my place so I could get a massage. But I told him that I wouldn't let him in unless he promised to keep his dick in his pants. He gave me oral sex for a couple hours (yes hours) and left his phone number on my desk - he was quite assured that I would call. Well, I threw it out before even reading his name. And never saw him again. [Link]

Darkmage Member State of Denial 328 Posts 11/99	Posted - Jun 6 2000 : 9:35PM Quality, not quantity, huh? ------------------ "There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find." ------------------ Who is [ invalid url ] \| The [url=464724]Darkmage Special</A [Link]
zaxx Member Great White North 134 Posts 12/99	Posted - Jun 7 2000 : 2:44PM Had sex with our two best female friends while my wife was in the next room (she was cool with it), honest officer we weren't doing drugs Had a shaving party with an old girlfriend that ended the hair, no hair, where do I stop question. Skin on skin is a great thing. Sex with a 40 year old goddess when I was 20, oh man that brings back good memories. Light bondage, in a lake at night, in a public bathroom, and when I was 13 I had my friends sleep over... well you get the picture. The great thing is there is alsways something more strange than what you have already done. I look forward to the first time I... I guess I am not ready to tell you guys everything. [Link]
Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99	Posted - Jun 7 2000 : 4:50PM Darkmage Are you referring to my post in shopping? (cause that kind of scares me ) The quality was there too. [Link]
Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99	Posted - Jun 7 2000 : 4:52PM oh and zaxx i hope to be that 40 year old someday (i may not be a goddess but it'd sure be fun ) [Link]
CJ Member 10 Posts 7/00	Posted - Jul 5 2000 : 11:27PM When I was sixteen I had sex with this girl in her bedroom. I was sitting on her bed and she was kneeling on the floor giving me head. I told her that I was about to cum and then pulled out of her mouth just before I came. I had a huge 'O' and shot out about twelve 14 inchers straight up into the air. This girl was so shocked that she screamed and ran out of the door! What didi she expect !!! I had to let myself out and I never spoke with her again. [Link]
-lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00	Posted - May 3 2001 : 3:54PM bumping for the new members... -lunacy- -lunacy- -lunacy- -lunacy- [Link]
diver Member Tenn. 39 Posts 1/01	Posted - May 4 2001 : 6:06AM Man, this was a memorable experience..... Years ago........ was in the hospital for back surgery... after surgery, was being kept on pain meds. Girlfriend visited daily... good-looking young blonde.... timed the nurses coming in and developed strategy..... Due to the surgery I was not very ambulatory... just kinda shuffled my feet.... got in the bathroom for a bent over the sink dog-fuck.... In my medicated state, when I found the "O", I fainted. To hear my girlfriend tell how she had to turn quickly, catch me while trying to pull her panties up, was hilarious...... The only pussy I ever had that was so good I fainted.... "The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat!!!" [Link]
Valentino Member Celina Jaitly, the new Goddess...... 448 Posts 8/04	Posted - Nov 23 2004 : 8:08PM That can only mean one thing for me. When I was 17, I fucked a girl in the ass. Of course that ain't much of shocker, but the odd thing of it was that I was with three other guys. And no, we didn't do the quadruple penetration, but she did have her hands full. While one guy fucked her in the ass, she jacked off two other guys, while blowing the fourth one. We switched roles eventually, ending it with....(I think it can be described as bukkake). And strangely enough she really enjoyed it! How I ended up in that situation, I (luckily) can't exactly remember. I saw the girl a few times later on, but avoided her, as I started to feel ashamed about my deed. Same went for the guys (who were not close friends anyway). I guess all that kinky stuff in real life just wasn't my thing. Edited by - Valentino on 12/17/2004 5:27:23 PM [Link]
tmd5 Member seika izumi 502 Posts 6/04	Posted - Nov 25 2004 : 10:16PM When I was a 17 year old perverted high school stupid..Ok, this isn't sex but still. I was in my bedroom and started playing with old man willy. When I was all done I had realized I had left my door half open while my own mother walked past it. I nearly had a heart attack. Luckily my back was to the door and I was sitting in a chair, so I guess that would explain how I forgot that the door was open. I'm still a virgin, so no really odd sexual experiences yet, sorry! [Link]
Renton405 Member 114 Posts 9/04	Posted - Nov 26 2004 : 11:39AM Was driving home in my suburban from a club with 2 of my friends and 3 girls we had picked up...things were getting hot in the suburban so one of the girls asked us to park , and we all went in the back and had a orgy, the windows filled up with condensation, lol..we then drove to some resturant to get something to eat...it was fun but weird, lol [Link]

eyeman Member 149 Posts 4/00	Posted - Nov 27 2004 : 5:01PM OK, one time when I used to live in Laguna Beach I saw this really hot chick walking along the beach. I stopped asked her if she wanted to smoke a joint, I figured anyone walking on the beach has got to be cool. I mentioned I give great massages, and off we went to her place. Unfortunately, she made me promise to keep my dick in my pants. I went down on her for hours (shit was my jaw sore!), and after finishing, left my number on her desk. I was sure she'd call, but never heard from her again. No exciting stories for me to relate [Link]
Frisky_Lord Member 10 Posts 6/04	Posted - Dec 6 2004 : 8:01AM I had just had sex with my x-gf and we were relaxing to some tunes and a mean joint. It was so mean that I thought that it was very nice of her dog to lick both of us clean. I was giggling back then but honest to god i'm crying right now. Then there was this girl who was a WMD in bed but got off on me licking her armpits (thoroughly clean, i might add). Then theres some crazy shit which I thank god I can't remember I did when I was at Uni. May God have mercy on my soul and cock. [Link]
Clos Member 16 Posts 11/04	Posted - Dec 17 2004 : 10:00AM In the Summer of 96, I worked as an Orderly in a nursing home. Well we always had Nurses in training, the majority young nursing school girls. A real giggly immature blonde 19 yr old at the time loved to flirt and tease with me. She was really hot and it was hard not to spring a boner around her. Well one night I was in a room with 2 patients, this was in the late evening and I was just making my rounds when 2 hands cover my eyes from behind. The hands were soft and the skin too firm to be that of a patient. I knew right away it was her. I turned around, we kissed and things got passionate very quick. It was so hot that we both knew we had to have each other right then and there, so I pull the curtain around the farther patient who was asleep, leave the door cracked about half an inch and we go at it really hard in the room standing up. It was intense and undenyably good risky sex. After this encounter I walked out of the room first and she a couple minutes later. We continued to have sex all over this place and in her car facing all the windows. I was so sad to see her complete her hands on training and leave. Edited by - clos on 12/17/2004 10:01:29 AM [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Dec 17 2004 : 6:06PM Got picked up by a drunk woman at a Chicks on Speed concert and because I was drunk too I got her to blow me right out on the street. It was late and dark and around some warehouses, but not far from Canal Street. Someone drove by and honked their horn. My pants were down around my ankles. Classy! But nothing overly wild or multiple or young or old or canine or sex club (other than a visit to the VIP Room every once in a while, but there's never any sex in there ) [Link]
John Knowles NJ Films 178 Posts 9/04	Posted - Dec 22 2004 : 12:04PM Got a blow job at a party in the hot tub and my then girlfriend was a bit mad and left me at the party with no clothes! Picked up a chick walking home from the store one time!! Fucked many different chicks and have received more blowjobs right in my office!! NJ Films Inc [Link]
belch-182 Deactivated User Monrovia, CA 98 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 30 2004 : 3:20AM ... Edited by - belch-182 on 12/30/2004 5:34:44 PM [Link]
belch-182 Deactivated User Monrovia, CA 98 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 30 2004 : 3:25AM ... Edited by - belch-182 on 12/30/2004 5:34:07 PM [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - Dec 30 2004 : 10:06AM So that was what, just last year, belch? Nobody likes you when you're not 18. What's your age again? What's your age again? [Link]
belch-182 Deactivated User Monrovia, CA 98 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 30 2004 : 5:42PM I'm sorry Cobolt...that post was a little too reactionary and none too funny or clever. I've respectfully deleted it. [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - Dec 30 2004 : 8:11PM Oh shit, dude! I was just funnin' with you and punning off your name. We'll bond soon. It'll be nice. Relax. Here, have a glass of wine. You look mighty good in them jeans. You sure do got a purty mouth... Now that's one the oddest sexual experiences you ever just had. Aren't you lucky? [Link]

Guy Capo DVSX 100 Posts 7/03	Posted - Jan 4 2005 : 2:32AM You would expect an ex-funeral director to have fucked in a casket or two, but I never did. My strangest experience was probably tag-teaming my buddy's Parole Officer with him. She was one of those "accellerated" jurisprudence students...our age, in a job she was nowhere near mature enough to handle. Built for speed and drunk off her ass, we took her home from a bar and got even with the system by, well, violating parole, you could say... [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Jan 4 2005 : 11:02AM That's funny as hell. [Link]
boss_hog Member maryland 266 Posts 3/04	Posted - Jan 4 2005 : 2:15PM met 2 girls at a club with my buddy, we were all high on weed , XTC, and liquor. Took the bitches home got em even more high then had a nice 4-way complete with swapping. Then we got the girls to eat each other out and fuck each other with a toy. When they fell asleep we went through their purses and took their money and weed. We checked their licenses to make sure they were over 18 and we wouldn't get locked up, and noticed hey had the same last name and address, turns out they were cousins!!! Freaky!! This 37 year old chick I met through a friend had xtc parties almost every weekend. She was bi and so was her roomate. One day while watching a movie me and my friend made a joke about scat. She said what's scat? so we told her. She said "eeeewwwww that's disgusting. I mean I love getting peed on but shit is gross!". Next thing you know we had her on her knees in the shower taking a hot GS from me and my friend b4 we tag teamed that ho!! I love chicks who love XTC!! Sad thing is she married a co-worker of mine!!! I didn't have the heart to tell him. Met a chick at college. She seemed nice enough, pretty face, nice body, kinda demure. Once I got her back to her dorm she had a huge poster of two girls in a 69!! So I knew it was on. She had me fuck her in the ass while she was bending out her window on the 8th floor!!!! She said she used to fantasize about getting fucked in the ass then falling out the window to her death!!! Weird. that relationship didn't last too long. I wonder if she also fantasized about me getting life in prison for pushing sum freak slut out a window? [Link]
NinjaRyder New Member FTW 2 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jan 7 2005 : 7:11AM Me and my x got hammered and when we got back to my place we kinda decided not to wait, so we hit it up on the sidewalk. That not being the most comfortable spot, we kinda moved over to the hood of my bestfriends car. Where upon which if he knew this he'd kick my ass, but he doesnt :) [Link]
tmd5 Member seika izumi 502 Posts 6/04	Posted - Jul 14 2005 : 4:26AM I was once tied down to a bed naked and hit upon the groin repeatedly with a whiffle bat. [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 14 2005 : 10:38AM tmd5 wrote: I was once tied down to a bed naked and hit upon the groin repeatedly with a whiffle bat. Click to expand You, too?!?! Ah, good times. [Link]
rolemco Member 220 Posts 7/05	Posted - Jul 25 2005 : 3:06PM 17yrs old back in the swingin seventies, cut school for afternoon delight with my girlfriend at her house. We just lit our post jam butts and hear the back door open. It was her father coming home sick from work! He busted us and on top of that she had a single lane driveway. That's right he was parked behind me and I had to ask him to move his car after I got dressed! [Link]
rolemco Member 220 Posts 7/05	Posted - Jul 27 2005 : 9:08AM threesomebody- just started reading "a dirty little story", you have a way with words! keep up the good work. [Link]
theslutlover Member 10 Posts 5/05	Posted - Jul 31 2005 : 12:22PM i was messing around with a camera one day and went to my GF's house and cought her fucking another dude. I was really pissed mainly because we had never had sex. So I taped her and blackmailed her with it. I told i didnt fuck sluts but I made her fuck a lot of other guys. All my buds got a shot at her. I still do make her fuck strange dudes and watch sometimes but not as much anymore. [Link]
rolemco Member 220 Posts 7/05	Posted - Jul 31 2005 : 3:26PM dude, put that tape online somewhere and submit the link! [Link]

threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 31 2005 : 8:23PM theslutlover wrote: i was messing around with a camera one day and went to my GF's house and cought her fucking another dude. I was really pissed mainly because we had never had sex. So I taped her and blackmailed her with it. I told i didnt fuck sluts but I made her fuck a lot of other guys. All my buds got a shot at her. I still do make her fuck strange dudes and watch sometimes but not as much anymore. Click to expand You are making that up, right? [Link]
theslutlover Member 10 Posts 5/05	Posted - Aug 3 2005 : 6:54PM i dont have the hardware to put it online. [Link]
Rogue Member 105 Posts 4/05	Posted - Aug 9 2005 : 12:57PM theslutlover wrote: i was messing around with a camera one day and went to my GF's house and cought her fucking another dude. I was really pissed mainly because we had never had sex. So I taped her and blackmailed her with it. I told i didnt fuck sluts but I made her fuck a lot of other guys. All my buds got a shot at her. I still do make her fuck strange dudes and watch sometimes but not as much anymore. Click to expand That looks like a website in the making man, you should name it www.mygirlfriendisawhore.com or something like this, tape her and up the stuff and make mad bling out of this! =) Edited by - Rogue on 8/9/2005 1:00:25 PM [Link]
JiminyChristmas Member 54 Posts 10/05	Posted - Nov 26 2005 : 12:40PM rolemco wrote: 17yrs old back in the swingin seventies, cut school for afternoon delight with my girlfriend at her house. We just lit our post jam butts and hear the back door open. It was her father coming home sick from work! He busted us and on top of that she had a single lane driveway. That's right he was parked behind me and I had to ask him to move his car after I got dressed! Click to expand That'd make a funny scene in a movie. [Link]
de25ge Member yes I'm virilis 954 Posts 11/05	Posted - Nov 26 2005 : 8:36PM I gave a girl an orgasm only through tickling or stroking her arms, neck, ears and belly. She was very ticklish. I don't know if this is odd enough or maybe the fact that I did it for well over an hour. [Link]
Isabel_Ice Member I was living in the dark... but now I see the light... 338 Posts 2/04	Posted - Nov 27 2005 : 4:43PM I'm not even gonna go there!!! I've had enough grief over the last thing I was honest about. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Nov 27 2005 : 4:54PM Just email me about, Is, I'll keep it "entre nous." [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Nov 27 2005 : 9:09PM threesomebody wrote: You are making that up, right? Click to expand I'm guessing so. It wouldn't solve her problem and just add to the slut rep she doesn't want spread around. And you can never trust a blackmailer. [Link]
Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05	Posted - Nov 28 2005 : 9:38PM Isabel_Ice wrote: I'm not even gonna go there!!! I've had enough grief over the last thing I was honest about. Click to expand Isabel, I've been loving your stories. Please don't stop! Edited by - Twizted6 on 11/28/2005 9:39:32 PM [Link]
Bic Member You cant see 'em, but her boobs are lovely. 182 Posts 11/05	Posted - Dec 8 2005 : 9:29AM Hmm, I dont think ive had any really strange sex. Unless you concider BDSM and roleplay strange. I guess the one thing that qualifies is when I dated a lovely finish girl back when I used to live there (still miss her). For some odd reason we were in a national park of sorts and climed an old fashioned looking tower in the middle of the forest. Big one, went above the tree tops. Had a great view of nothing but sky and forest while I did her standing up from behind. It was really nice. Unfourtunately we got disturbed after a while so we didnt get to finish. Was fun though. [Link]
Ryder7 Member 33 Posts 9/05	Posted - Dec 9 2005 : 10:11AM I've had several..but one I recall was when I was alone driving. I just left an adult sex shop with a vibrating anal probe for my girlfriend at the time....(oh yeah, I shoved that up my ass as well on a few occasions, and even let her do it to me!) I was in thin sweatpants and figured what the hell... I turned it on and shoved it between my legs and curved it (it was posable/jointed) to touch my cock and my balls. I popped in a Cd and just drove while this vibration was humming on my cock and balls! I knew ahead of time I was gonna let myself cum in my underwear and didnt care cause nobody was home. I just felt the moment "swelling" to a crescendo and just blew a huge nut inside my shorts and kept driving...and left the vibrating probe on...I didnt cum again, but I got semi hard again and it was so frickin liberating to cum in my pants while driving! When I got home, I could barley walk straight.. blow a nut while driving....but remember to keep your eyes open! [Link]
BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03	Posted - Dec 9 2005 : 2:08PM Friends - I've told this one on a couple of other threads, but on the night before I got married, my Dad was driving my wife-to-be and I back from the County Courthouse where we'd picked up the blood tests and marriage paperwork. The ride was long, it was dark, and I convinced my wife-to-be, to give me the quietest blowjob in history in the back seat, while my Dad was driving. He was arguing with some guys on talk radio, while she was bobbing and I was moaning. Now that I think about it, that was 20-some years ago, and I think that was the LAST blowjob she's given me. Sigh BSD [Link]
GaySatyr Senior Member Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat! 1684 Posts 10/00	Posted - Dec 9 2005 : 2:35PM There was the night I got smeared with lipstick.... ~ GaySatyr (ABB) [Link]
rolemco Member 220 Posts 7/05	Posted - Dec 7 2008 : 5:12PM another interesting one: a born again brazilian, recently baptised, with quotes from scriptures tacked to her walls, rosary beads on the headpost, and a bible on the pillow next to us! talk about holy fuck! nothing like those pent up religious types. she was insane in a good way until she started speaking in tongues, teeth entered the blowjob, and she jammed a dry finger up my ass! oooouuuuuccchhh!!! [Link]
Gabriella Cuntez Member Get Some Head In The Game 55 Posts 12/08	Posted - Dec 7 2008 : 6:36PM Steph: Why didn't you call that cunnilingus guy? [Link]
chaotic_23 Member 339 Posts 1/06	Posted - Dec 13 2008 : 9:59PM Hmmm... Been tied up, been hit, done all kinds of interesting things, but the one that sticks in my mind was when I accidentally broke my ex-girlfriends glasses during sex. She liked to leave them on, see, and she also liked things rough, so I suppose it was inevitable that it would happen at some point. [Link]