^^^ I think we may need to get married. Haa, haa. I LOVE breakfast for dinner and pizza for breakfast! Now if you somewhat resemble this guy Streeter Seidell from collegehumor.com (in looks or sense of humor) I think I will propose to you.
^^^ My dearest Kristina, As far as you know, I look exactly like him, so feel free to go with that. But if our relationship is going to last, it must be based on honesty. If you ever had a college English teacher who was really a grad student that only shaved every few days and gave up trying to act professional about three weeks into the semester, well, that's kinda what I look like. The only difference is I don't teach and I don't pretend to love Jack Kerouac. And because I've already seen you naked, it's only fair that I, too, reveal those parts of me that are normally kept undercover:
Nothing makes me laugh harder than when someone tries to be funny, but ends up hurting himself.
I most frequently commit the 7 deadly sins in this order: Lust, Sloth, Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Pride, Wrath
The cup holders in my car are frequently occupied by half consumed cups of coffee. If you want to drink a Big Gulp and ride with me, you'll either have to hold it between your legs or help me clean up.
When my alarm goes off in the morning, I'm going to start tapping the snooze button like I'm playing Galaga for pussy.
When I try to shake my money maker, I end up moving my groove thing. And when it's my groove thing I intend to move, my money maker invariably shakes.
I'm guessing if you have Kristina Rose with you, the snooze button probably won't be the only thing that you're "tapping"? Edited by - matchmaker on 7/20/2009 12:31:02 AM
Welcome to the darkside....we have cookies. 598 Posts 11/03
Posted - Aug 9 2009 : 11:13PM
This is so true! My name is Kylie and I am a Twitterholic. (everyone)"Hi Kylie!" I share too much and talk about my love of Doctor Who excessively. However I am also brutally honest and funny. www.twitter.com/kylieireland My favorite people to follow include some of the following: @amberraynexxx @eli_cross @dpiercexxx (Derrick Pierce) @diazerva @lochai (director for the Kink.com site www.everythingbutt.com) @jamesdeen @kristinarose @danadearmond @adriannanicole @badassfrank @wolfhudson @madisonmitchell @_alexajordan @seymorebutts I know I am forgetting a bunch... Edited by - kylie ireland on 8/9/2009 11:36:19 PM
Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00
Posted - Aug 11 2009 : 2:12PM
All of the porn people that I follow do their own tweeting. Other than maybe 1 or 2 contract girls, I don't know of any porn people that don't do their own tweets.
A Twinkie isn't the Only Thing Filled with Cream that I Want to Eat Bree Olson, who is to my penis as those five Marines were to the flag on Iwo Jima, has been tweeting about her desire to get into tip top shape by losing a few pounds. Personally, I think she looks great as she is, but if she's watching what she's putting into her body, then she might want to consider more than just what's going into her mouth. A few samplings of recent tweets:
Any men in Fort Wayne that wanna come shoot their load in my pussy?
I am very sore from getting fucked so much but I know a load of cum in my pussy would make it feel much better. Anybody?
Getting some R&R today. Hopefully a few loads shot in me too.
I got five loads shot in me while giving private dances last night. Wow I'm a whore. Wow I love it.
I'm still so horny.... Will someone come over and fill my pussy and ass with cum please?
Now all I need to do is get a load stuffed in my pussy.
Seriously, I don't think Sisyphus carried around as many loads as this girl. Shitting in Your Best Friend's Bed While He's Passed Out Used to Be a Funny I'm still holding out hope that Kristina Rose will be my girlfriend. In addition to having high thread count sheets on my bed, I have a secret culinary weapon that will shame the best chili cheese fries she's ever had. This is not hyperbole. I will shame them. But, as good as we may be for one another, Kristina has a masochistic streak. On the same day in which she bragged about mercilessly sodomizing some poor guy with a strap-on, she threatens Mr. Pete with the following: I'm gunna glue my pubes on your imaginary bald spot with my ass juice. I don't know, maybe he was asking for it, but I thought writing "I Love Cock" backwards on some drunken bastard's forehead was taking it a little too far. I'd be well advised not to piss off my pretend girlfriend. OK, I Confess. I'm Considering Cannibalism In addition to having a smile that could light up Wrigley Field for night games, I've come to learn that Krissy Lynn has an ass that's so aesthetically perfect and so muscularly toned that it can inspire petrarchan sonnets and open the most stubborn of pickle jars with equal aplomb. After a few moments studying the photograph below, I found myself pointed west, arms stretched forward in a zombie posture and answering all questions with a mumbled, "Ass! Must...have...ass...before...too...late." [Image not found DB] Jessica Drake Swallows in Real Life...A Lot!!! The manifest of things Jessica Drake has swallowed in the past few days reads as such: Spaghetti, Meatballs, Caesar Salad, Garlic Bread, Chocolate, Alligator, Frog Legs, Catfish, Beignets, Garlic Bagel with Cream Cheese Buttered, and Blueberry Muffins. From this, I conclude the following:
She has the diet of an Italian hillbilly
If I ever go on a date with her, I'm going to slather my penis with cream cheese and cayenne pepper.
Wicked Pictures has to buy extra enemas on those days she's scheduled for anal scenes.
If you have a minute or two a day you don't ever want to get back, you can follow me on Twitter at: @Diville
^ Thank you. One day I aspire to make a woman's pussy all wet with laughter. Until then, I must resort to the liberal use of vibrators and better looking men.
At least you have some vag's to make perspire. (Vag's isn't how to spell a plural VAG, but vages looks kinda funny. that's why i misspelled it on purpose.)
i've been a very, very wicked girl. 110 Posts 8/07
Posted - Aug 19 2009 : 2:26AM
hahahaha, what can i say? i'm an eater! and blessed with a high metabolism too. hey, at least you're not reading tweets about how i don't eat because i think i'm fat, lol... and cream cheese is ok, but no cayenne pepper. burns your nuts. butter is always good! luv, jd
Yes, either you do 23 hours of cardio a day, or you have the metabolism of a bee. And while butter is always good, placing it in a sexual context reminds me too much of Marlon Brando in Last Tango in Paris. Then again, that's much better than the Marlon Brando of The Island of Dr. Moreau. Now, there's a guy who could have used your fitness regimen.
(Partial quote from Diville: Blood Tests Aren't the Only Kinds of Tests Pornstars Should Be Taking Every Month We finally figured out why car insurance premiums are so high in southern California. Adult industry talent has taken to photographing themselves while driving with the same level of enthusiasm with which Mike Quasar consumes alcohol and Xanax (I'm not spilling the proverbial beans on anything here. Go ahead and ask him. He's not going to lie). If multi-tasking while driving is wrong, porn girls don't want to be right. Here's what just a few minutes of twitpic browsing reveals. carshots.jpg Please know that just because someone can suck cock and rub her clit at the same time, that doesn't mean she should always do two things at once. Maybe Sharon Mitchell can open a second testing center at the DMV. Not only should we keep performers safe when they're on set, but we also need to keep the rest of us safe while they're driving there. . . . ) I don't think Sharon Mitchell wants to conduct driver's testing out of fear for her life! If these pics are any indication, these girls probably do more than use a camera and cell phone while driving (and I am not making a sexual reference). Most of them look like they are on their way to a nightclub to get their groove (and liquor) on!
What I want to know is do porn stars get a ton of stupid tweets to them or what? They never ever write back. And I am not the type of person that tweets dumb shit I really (try) to ask or say interesting questions or comments. Maybe its just me.
I would say that an A-list porn star probably cannot respond to most of her "tweets". That would be like her e-mail -- she just receives too many of them to respond. I can just imagine Julia Ann's e-mail (I don't think she has Twitter) box, it probably always has 300 unread e-mails!
(Quote from Redhead: Julia's twitter - @therealJuliaAnn) She must keep up with the times better than I. I bet this is chock full of messages as well as her e-mail and mailbox! Twenty years of video work creates many boatloads of corresponding fans.
I have a hard time believing anyone but "real" fans would care that Lisa Sparks is at a Cubs game or Mackenzie Pierce slept in late today. I would think the horn dogs would not have the desire to follow these girls. They would most likely tweet "I'm horny" like twice and give up. I guess that is why I find it upsetting that no one responds to genuine questions or points. Maybe I am wrong and they gets zillions of tweets but if they have like 1000 follows how many comments are they getting on each tweet?
You would be sooo surprised!! I try my best to respond to every tweet, especially if there is a question but it can get overwhelming...fast!! Its easier on me to respond to a direct message, and I get around to those first, as well. Hope that helps!! xoxo
Posted - Jul 18 2009 : 11:38PM
