what to look for in a MAN

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cassidy essence Member Myspace fucking sucks the deleted me aagain 140 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 7:29AM i look for: LOOKS: 1) a cute smile 2)nice hair "dark n short" 3)clear face" no red pop ups suprises" 4)tanned skin "sexy" 5) cares about their body "keeps fit" 6)ARMS! "i love nice arms!" 7) tattoos" just a FEW sexy ones" 8)nice feet" i hate nasty feet!" 9)Butt! "fine tight ass" 10) pretty eyes are always nice too! 11)Lips, yummy lips the REAL them 1) funny, "gotta love to laugh" 2)nice but not to nice "gotta be a man still" 3)honest' "im easy going no reason to lie to me" trust me! 4)has a hobby " i cant have to much of one person for to long" 5)likes to bring me around their friends some times too " i like hanging with the guys once in a while too!" 6) thoughtful, i think of everyone, i wanna be of! 7) sexual. well i know all guys are but im just putting it out there! 8)NOT GAY! 9)open to learn, i love learning so they need to as well 10) happy as fuck, i hate sad people they bring the mood down! 11)driven, goals. i have many goals, they need to be able to keep up with me. SEx i nice dick, very important eat good pussy, i fucking love that shit! my fav "this man isnt on this planet" Cassidy Essence [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 8:06AM I like to laugh [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 9:08AM you're going to be looking for a long, long time. better bring a book. [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 9:18AM So an illiterate, unemployable guy would be okay too? [Link]
deepudicks Deactivated User If The Good Times Did Not Last Then Believe Me Me The Bad Times Shall Also Passs 100 Posts 2/07	Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 10:50AM That's indeed a tall order...Hope you 2 can live upto that order in reverse...Anyway listen to Ma Meesha and get along a couple of gud books coz one never knows how many times you may have to reread them cover to cover before the miracle guy comes trotting on his white stead and sweeps u off ur feet and takes you back to the land of Mills & Boons. On second thoughts maybe an illiterate, unemployable guy would be the only one o.k, who else would want to measured to ur tall order unless you're offering him the ultimate Eve reborn? Edited by - hardware on 6/14/2007 11:17:06 AM [Link]

cassidy essence Member Myspace fucking sucks the deleted me aagain 140 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 5:25PM =) Cassidy Essence [Link]
wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04	Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 5:28PM Cassidy, you no doubt deserve such a man. By the way, I do happen to have your fave covered. Still, no chance, right? [Link]
Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05	Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 5:49PM Sorry Cassidy. He's already taken. He's mine, and you can't have him. [Link]
cassidy essence Member Myspace fucking sucks the deleted me aagain 140 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 1:36AM wow, lucky. dont get me wrong i fucking love being single Cassidy Essence [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 4:41AM I was with you until you hit #1. But seriously. Just for the sake of argument...... LOOKS: 1) a cute smile Tea stains are out, I guess? 2)nice hair "dark n short" Well, it's dark and short. 3)clear face" no red pop ups suprises" Sorry. I'm human. I get pimples. I don't like them either but look on the bright side. I actually have to live with them while you, being perfect, don't have such issues. 4)tanned skin "sexy" Sexy as it gets 5) cares about their body "keeps fit" I do care about my body...which is why I stay out of the harsh sun. I'm not muscular enough to bench press a car, however and don't expect I'll ever need that capability. 6)ARMS! "i love nice arms!" Well, my arms are there. I don't know if they're nice or not. I guess not. I remind myself of a chimp. 7) tattoos" just a FEW sexy ones" No thanks. Too hard to undo in 5 years when I decide I hate them. 8)nice feet" i hate nasty feet!" What is a nice foot? 9)Butt! "fine tight ass" As opposed to? 10) pretty eyes are always nice too! Well, I have the ones I was born with. I hope they're pretty but they probably aren't. 11)Lips, yummy lips Now see.....this makes me glad my lips aren't "yummy". The thought of someone eating them just strikes me as wrong. 1) funny, "gotta love to laugh" Oh, I love to laugh but my sense of humor is twisted, macabre and the result of a lifetime spent as less than the ideal man. 2)nice but not to nice "gotta be a man still" Sorry but that guy's a prick pretending to be a nice guy. You won't ever know he's a prick until he has you in his clutches. 3)honest' "im easy going no reason to lie to me" trust me! Oh, I'm pretty honest. 4)has a hobby " i cant have to much of one person for to long" I have many. You might not see me for weeks or you might see me first thing in the morning. 5)likes to bring me around their friends some times too " i like hanging with the guys once in a while too!" So you can window shop? You can do that without me. 6) thoughtful, i think of everyone, i wanna be of! Huh? 7) sexual. well i know all guys are but im just putting it out there! 8)NOT GAY! Well, there are some strong bisexual tendencies here but if you put a female ass and a hairy nutsack side by side, I'll take the female ass every time. 9)open to learn, i love learning so they need to as well I learn something every day. Unfortunately, what I learn is usually that everything I learned the day before is completely worthless. 10) happy as fuck, i hate sad people they bring the mood down! I can be happy as fuck. I can be mad or sad as fuck. The happy mode exists for times when there's a reason for it. As do the others. If there's every reason to be pissed off or depressed, I'm damn sure gonna be. And I'm not gonna try to hide it. 11)driven, goals. i have many goals, they need to be able to keep up with me. Sorry. My goal is living another day and finding some purpose for it. Goals, ultimately, are pointless to me because I never care about them in retrospect. SEx i nice dick, very important My dick is kinda worn and shriveled. It wakes up and grows nicely at the appropriate times. I don't know if it's nice but it works for me. eat good pussy, i fucking love that shit! my fav I've licked a few. They told me it was good. I dunno. I liked it. "this man isnt on this planet" Oh, I think he probably is but I doubt you really want him. [Link]
BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03	Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 5:16AM Friends - Yeah, I got a long list of requirements that I look for in a WOMAN. But the difference is, my perfect woman\women actually exist in nature. I've seen them in porn videos. BSD Edited by - BSD on 6/15/2007 5:16:52 AM [Link]
melpster Member 582 Posts 5/05	Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 9:42AM Hell, I'll just take a man that can fuck me. And also make me laugh. Er, maybe not at the same time however. [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 10:52AM RP: Your response to this list had me in stitches, especially the tight butt part. edit: oops, spelling. Edited by - conquistador on 6/15/2007 11:53:24 AM [Link]
BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03	Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 11:49AM MELPSTER - You've touched on a situation that has caused me much emotional distress over the course of my sex life. It was always very demoralizing when I'd be fucking, and my ladyfriend would be laughing. Sometimes they wouldn't even try to suppress it. BSD Edited by - hardware on 6/15/2007 12:52:07 PM [Link]
Luvvy Duvvy Deactivated User 228 Posts 5/04	Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 12:57PM What about a man what has rainbows coming out of his ass too? mod: yet another extraneous quote removed Edited by - hardware on 6/15/2007 5:12:13 PM [Link]

Everett Senior Member 2088 Posts 6/05	Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 2:15PM sounds like your being superficial. Can this perfect guy expect some of the same things on that list out of you that you ask of him? [Link]
Luvvy Duvvy Deactivated User 228 Posts 5/04	Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 2:29PM Dreams.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adonis Reality.. http://www.broadcastfreelancer.com/broadcast/repository/185408 4)tanned skin "sexy" 8)NOT GAY! These two don't get together...tanned men- gay. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 3:49PM BSD wrote: MELPSTER - It was always very demoralizing when I'd be fucking, and my ladyfriend would be laughing. Sometimes they wouldn't even try to suppress it. Click to expand Well, you've got to see this from their point of view. I just went and looked in a mirror. If I saw what I saw looking back at me above me, huffing and puffing, sweating, grunting and making other inhuman sounds....along with making faces that would make a horror movie director shriek and run for cover, I'd probably laugh too. We, as men, just have to face facts. Women are (generally) beautiful and we're not. A woman can't look funny when she's turned on. Most males are born funny looking and the situation generally doesn't improve with a few time. I get up and see myself and I either laugh or recoil...depending on whether or not I've had enough time to forget what I looked like last time I saw myself. Then again, it's always possible that she's laughing at something totally unrelated. You never know with a woman. Maybe she farted and is laughing because she knows how raunchy it's gonna smell. OK...perhaps not. But it could be. [Link]
melpster Member 582 Posts 5/05	Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 6:19PM BSD wrote: MELPSTER - You've touched on a situation that has caused me much emotional distress over the course of my sex life. It was always very demoralizing when I'd be fucking, and my ladyfriend would be laughing. Sometimes they wouldn't even try to suppress it. BSD Edited by - hardware on 6/15/2007 12:52:07 PM Click to expand Oh heavens no, sweetheart. Not in that oh-you-gotta-be-kidding-me-aw-hell-no way, but in that please-don't-be-singing-the-lyrics-to-I'm-Walking-On-Sunshine-with-your-dick-in-my-mouth kinda funny guy, whereas if he doesn't want me to laugh so hard harm may befall him in the howdoyado. Which, must to my own emotional distress, I almost did once. [Link]
cassidy essence Member Myspace fucking sucks the deleted me aagain 140 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 3:20AM i have a great sex life, my better sex was not the "best" looking but attractive, im not shallow. not at all Cassidy Essence [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 3:36AM You don't consider making an unrealistic list of traits shallow? Especially when it involves mostly superficial characteristics? Just because you tell yourself you aren't being shallow in your standards doesn't make it the truth. Edited by - conquistador on 6/16/2007 3:37:31 AM [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 3:41AM They call the wind Mariah ... [Link]
cassidy essence Member Myspace fucking sucks the deleted me aagain 140 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 4:21AM ehh yeah your right, fuck i do wat ever i like. so be it. if i wanna fuck hot or not. what ever my mood is. if hes not hot but super sweet, hell who knows i might marrie him, or not. i dont drink so i cant just drink till they look good. but i can close my eyes Cassidy Essence [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 4:30AM The girls always look prettier at closing time. It's true. LOtta ugly babies get made that way. I hear if you are a fecund female and you stand within a 100 yards of Kevin Federline, you will be knocked up! [Link]
cassidy essence Member Myspace fucking sucks the deleted me aagain 140 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 6:05AM true. im no one to be worried. i did a babysitting movie today, he was older the my dad. im dad was boren in 1968 Cassidy Essence [Link]

RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 9:03AM cassidy essence wrote: ehh yeah your right, fuck i do wat ever i like. so be it. Cassidy Essence Click to expand I was just messing with ya with my post so I hope you don't take it personally. Stick around. We can always use more posters. I know this thread isn't the warmest welcome but we haven't been fed for a while Seriously...though. I do hope you find what you're looking for. [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 9:57AM conquistador wrote: major pwnage Click to expand +1 awesome [Link]
cassidy essence Member Myspace fucking sucks the deleted me aagain 140 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 11:50AM lol, you think im mad? no no no.... not in the least bit, i was joking with you, everyone.. it takes more then that to upset me. lol if you met me you would understand, i have a very happy personality, i stress out tho, that maybe the only time i get mean, is if im stressing out. other wise nope i just asked a friend to use 5 words to describe me, and he said 1,responsible 2,amazing 3,fealess 4,innovative 5,lovable so thats me i guess Cassidy Essence [Link]
Everett Senior Member 2088 Posts 6/05	Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 3:26PM cassidy essence wrote: im dad was boren in 1968 Cassidy Essence Click to expand 1968? your dad is younger than me. young lady how old are you? I mean if you don't mind me asking? [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - Jun 16 2007 : 4:18PM I make love to you, baby, for three hours time. Ain't that a man? I spell M... A child..... N. [Link]
cassidy essence Member Myspace fucking sucks the deleted me aagain 140 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 17 2007 : 6:25AM im 18 years old, my birthday was march 9th 1989! Cassidy Essence [Link]
AlexPanzer Deactivated User 1593 Posts 6/03	Posted - Jun 17 2007 : 8:21AM I'm not gay [Link]
Porn Scout Deactivated User 3735 Posts 10/02	Posted - Jun 17 2007 : 4:54PM cassidy essence wrote: im 18 years old, my birthday was march 9th 1989! Cassidy Essence Click to expand Did you graduate High School? [Link]
cassidy essence Member Myspace fucking sucks the deleted me aagain 140 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 17 2007 : 6:55PM my last two years of high school i did home school. i was ahead, with a 3.7 gpa n 20 credits more then needed. soccer varsity freshmen, class princess Cassidy Essence [Link]
Lexi Bardot Member 86 Posts 8/05	Posted - Jun 18 2007 : 12:54AM Lexi Bardot's ideal man/and/or/men: Intelligent Sensitive, but not a cry baby loves dogs, especially mine like sex all over the place he has no taboos about sex he doesn't mind me being weird likes to drive is financially stable likes art likes good music is not insecure next to a tall woman who loves heels likes people in general he has his own interests seperate from mine likes modern furniture design and architecture is a neat freak but doesn't mind dog fur has a huge cock accompanied by a great body and hair has travelled the world and wants to show me what he's seen is cool as fuck!!! Where are you perfect man?? Where are you? Edited by - hardware on 6/18/2007 9:10:57 AM [Link]

MrFuckinSunshine Member I read your blog you magnificent bastard! 274 Posts 12/05	Posted - Jun 18 2007 : 11:44AM cassidy essence wrote: i look for: LOOKS: 1) a cute smile Do you think slight overbites and recessed lower jaws are cute? 2)nice hair "dark n short" I am blonde and short. Little gray in there these days. 3)clear face" no red pop ups suprises" The red pop ups are gone but I have plenty of pock marks to show for it. 4)tanned skin "sexy" Farmers tan FTW. 5) cares about their body "keeps fit" Just one more reason to drag my flabby my ass to the gym. 6)ARMS! "i love nice arms!" see #5 7) tattoos" just a FEW sexy ones" I am a clean slate on that one. You can finger paint on me if it turns you on. 8)nice feet" i hate nasty feet!" That's what socks are for. Nasty or weird feet disturb the hell out of me. 9)Butt! "fine tight ass" How about no ass? 10) pretty eyes are always nice too! You like 'em green? 11)Lips, yummy lips Fuck it I'll wear Strawberry Shortcake lipgloss and let you see for yourself if you want. the REAL them 1) funny, "gotta love to laugh" I am a barrel of fucking monkeys. 2)nice but not to nice "gotta be a man still" That's a tightrope few men have ever successfully walked since it is damn near impossible to now exactly when to pull that trigger. And if the man's timing is wrong, you ass gets kicked to the curve. 3)honest' "im easy going no reason to lie to me" trust me! Yeah I'm not falling for that one ever again. 4)has a hobby " i cant have to much of one person for to long" Can they be a hobbyist? (You probably don't even know what that means do you young lady?) 5)likes to bring me around their friends some times too " i like hanging with the guys once in a while too!" I have zero fucking male friends but I have a feeling they would come sniffing around like dogs if you were on my arm. I can picture myself like Kong fighting off everyone who wants to take my little blonde doll from me. 6) thoughtful, i think of everyone, i wanna be of! I promise to remember your birthday especially since I plan on carding you if I ever meet you. 7) sexual. well i know all guys are but im just putting it out there! What's more sexual than a guy who is addicted to pron? 8)NOT GAY! No and don't believe anything my mother says about me. 9)open to learn, i love learning so they need to as well I keep fucking up. Therefore I keep learning. 10) happy as fuck, i hate sad people they bring the mood down! Is angry as fuck ok? 11)driven, goals. i have many goals, they need to be able to keep up with me. My goal is to chase girls who are out of my league and way too young for me. This goal is unattainable but at least I have one. SEx i nice dick, very important Is there such a thing? I personally find all dicks disgusting and can't understand why any woman would ever touch any of them let alone put them inside their mouths. eat good pussy, i fucking love that shit! my fav You will have to keep a crowbar handy to pry me off. It can also be used to hit me on the head when I'm doing it wrong. You will have to rename your pussy, "Breakfast Lunch and Dinner". "this man isnt on this planet" You have a fetish for alien guys? Okay now I am completely disqualified. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 18 2007 : 12:06PM cassidy essence wrote: my last two years of high school i did home school. i was ahead, with a 3.7 gpa n 20 credits more then needed. soccer varsity freshmen, class princess Cassidy Essence Click to expand May I just sample the fragrant essence of your asshole? I should like to bury my nose in there and only come up for air every now and then. I think my face would look very handsome whilst being mightily pinched betwixt such lovely buttocks as thine. You may do trigonometry while I wallow in the pungent perfume of your nether lands. Some folks will tell you that I'm a sick man for having such a wobbly fixation as the sniffing of female posterior and they are probably right. But my nose belongs firmly lodged in your crack. Edited by - randomprecision on 6/18/2007 12:24:08 PM [Link]
Tom Choad Member Mug shot performance artist 209 Posts 8/05	Posted - Jun 18 2007 : 5:42PM ma meeshka wrote: you're going to be looking for a long, long time. better bring a book. Click to expand [Link]
nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03	Posted - Jun 18 2007 : 7:45PM 8)NOT GAY! Click to expand This is the most important one. I'll work on the others. [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 8:03AM Lexi Bardot wrote: Lexi Bardot's ideal man/and/or/men: Click to expand wrong. try again. this is barely superficial at all. men don't have substance. [Link]
Sister Fister Deactivated User 9 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 8:11AM no no no. You are all wrong. All a woman needs is a guy who rocks as hard as I do, and Who will stand up for her when other guys go on the prowl. Like When I am with a woman if someone comes up to her and starts talking i am like "Hey bitch I am motherfucking seth with motherfucking sister fister, and I will destroy your soul with my hardcoreness. then I pull out my guitar and crush his skull, then i take the bitch back to my house for hours of blood sex, and masochistic dreams. "Here comes death, he is waiting to rock You should be kissing his feet, while sucking his cock death will destroy you, while i eat your soul While your sister is fisted, and your mom smokes my pole." (the song sister fister, by my band sister fister, from our album sister fister) Rock on peoples [Link]
thevodguy DVD Empire 31 Posts 8/04	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 8:20AM Wow, it's almost as if you're too much rock for one hand... \mm/ \mm/ \mm/ Edited by - hardware on 6/19/2007 11:01:51 AM [Link]
the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 11:09AM Holy man bites dog Batman! Usually they get banned here first and then shuffle over to XPT. Hey Sister Fister the worst song lyrics ever thread is in the Polls Forum. [Link]
Sister Fister Deactivated User 9 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 11:25AM mod: post removed - if you can't get along without promoting your 'greatness' then go away. Edited by - hardware on 6/19/2007 11:43:44 AM [Link]
Xenomorgue Deactivated User 50 Posts 9/06	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 2:32PM Am I the only one who thinks the posts by Sister Fister are funnier then the "ideal man" lists by Cassidy Essence and Lexi Bardot? [Link]
cassidy essence Member Myspace fucking sucks the deleted me aagain 140 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 9:06PM my first porn is now out lesbian teen hunters pure 18 bare with me im new at this, n its my first ever Cassidy Essence [Link]
MrFuckinSunshine Member I read your blog you magnificent bastard! 274 Posts 12/05	Posted - Jun 19 2007 : 10:51PM Xenomorgue wrote: Am I the only one who thinks the posts by Sister Fister are funnier then the "ideal man" lists by Cassidy Essence and Lexi Bardot? Click to expand Yeah and I think that was what he was going for. I'll admit he got a laugh out of me. [Link]
Corben99 Member Deep South Texas 146 Posts 11/06	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 6:16AM @cassidy essence - Just look at Steve Holmes. Perfect man right there. But if you're really serious just come down to Texas, there's tons of us real men over here. No Ryan Seacrest Metrosexuals here. We all have dirt under our finger nails. But it comes out in the shower. Just look for an amry base called Fort Hood, and you're there. Edited by - hardware on 6/20/2007 9:17:49 AM [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 6:26PM cassidy essence wrote: bare with me im new at this, n its my first ever Cassidy Essence Click to expand Just bare you ass and all will be well...and unfold as it should. [Link]
Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05	Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 2:40AM cassidy essence wrote: i just asked a friend to use 5 words to describe me, and he said 3,fealess Click to expand I hope he meant fearless, not feeless. BTW, I'm really close to nailing this list. And yes, I'm not from this planet. [Link]
cassidy essence Member Myspace fucking sucks the deleted me aagain 140 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jun 22 2007 : 3:27PM fearless, yes. im in a way good mood today! i just thought i should tell you all that! its a beautiful day! and im having so much fun Cassidy Essence [Link]