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Posted - Mar 20 2010 : 3:11PM
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER - A XXX PARODY is currently in Pre-Production at New Sensations. I am shooting it shortly. Just prepping final rewrites as we speak. Have meetings with the stunt team this week, and then go into casting shortly. Glad to see you are looking forward to it. I just wanted to take the time to make sure I put out something that Buffy fans and Porn fans can appreciate. I will keep you posted.
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Posted - Mar 20 2010 : 3:53PM
Great news!!! Absolutely love that show all through college and law school. Keep it true to the series like the X-Files parody please. That show was one of the most underrated TV series ever IMHO. I know that New Sensations can do a great job on it. Lee Roy Myers, you are the man!
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Posted - Mar 22 2010 : 1:24PM
Excellent choices. While we're at it. Any casting suggestions for other upcoming parodies I am doing? Lost - A XXX Parody 24 - A XXX Parody This is Spinal Tap - A XXX Parody Harry Potter - A XXX Parody How I Met Your Mother - A XXX Parody (I've got more, as does Sam Hain for New Sensations/Digital Sin/Revolution X) but these are the tougher ones to cast). Thanks.
For How I Met Your Mother, Kiki works as well for Lily as Willow (Oz accent notwithstanding), I would consider Dakoda Brookes (with darker hair) is the best Robin I can think of. Also MacKenzee Pierce would be a good Cordelia for Buffy.
Hmm casting choices.Mostly looked through talent agencies for this. You could flip genders on Giles and go with Sophie Dee as a watcher. Chastity Lynn, alexis texas, Joanna angel looks a bit like Juliet(Lost) if she had a blonde wig. Riley Evans/Shawna Lenee/ for Tara for buffy? I second Mac Pierce for Cordelia. Kikis not a bad willow choice. Scarlett Pain maybe? Katee Grind? Nikki Rhodes? to be honest theres alot of smoking hot reds in porn to choose from for Lily/Willow. It'd be cute if you used the same actress for both. Bonnie Skye for the waitress for HIMYM. Natasha Nice for Robin? I'll come back to this later.
I like Tori Black in it, but not as Buffy...as Faith. And yeah, Missy Stone would have been the perfect Dawn... As for Buffy, Lexi Belle? Buffy's mom, maybe Julia Ann? If the Darla character were to be included, maybe Alexis Texas Cordelia, Eva Angelina? Tory Lane? Willow...Kimberly Kane?
The books are fine, but the main characters are underage except for the flashforward at the end of the last one. Personally I would stay away from any pornifications of Harry Potter, but I may not be in the target audience. Come to think of it, and moving on to the other titles, I can't really imagine a porn version of 24 that would work. The torture theme might work in a S/M context - or maybe not. At best it would be porn with vaguely 24'ish characters but without the urgency and intensity of the show. To me the point of 24 is the juggling and intercutting between different plotlines, and that is just not done in porn. The Simpsons parody of 24 was not all that great either, but it was true to the feel of the show and as a fan I had some laughs. And it did sort of capture the intensity. This is Spinal Tap and How I Met Your Mother - those I could see working in pornified form. Edited by - witling on 3/26/2010 6:42:33 AM
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream. 19 Posts 1/10
Posted - Apr 4 2010 : 12:14PM
Here is the thing. Just because an original movie isn't the first thing that comes to mind when you think of sex, doesn't mean it can't be a great settup for sex. Perfect example, The Sex Files - A Dark XXX Parody. But, I try to let my work do the talking for me. So, I guess I will just have to prove you wrong.
You're quite right. And the choice is obvious IMO. Will update it ASAP. Updated. Edited by - johnw on 4/6/2010 1:37:51 PM
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Posted - Apr 6 2010 : 4:41PM
Great casting job!! I agree that Lexi Belle makes the most convincing Buffy; they have similar physiques and facial appearances. Cordeilia had a more mature look than her co-stars because she was 28 while her cast was 21-18 so Tori Black does not work in that role. Perhaps Tori Lane has the requisite sass and bitchiness to pull it off; plus she has an air of maturity and arrogance which Cordeilia so charmingly displayed. Faith was my favorite by far . . . she was just a teenager when she was cast(Elisha Dushku) so she could be properly portrayed by Tori, who I think is a marvelous actress.
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Posted - Apr 6 2010 : 9:58PM
Depending how deep you want to go with characters there of course was also Buffy's mom, [Darryl Hannah maybe ] , Tara [Willow's girlfriend] and later in the show a stunning Traci Lords lookalike Glory !
IMO the only reasons you'd want to make a Harri Potter porn parody are to a) make sure you give the anti-porn folk a good reason to claim porn and pedophilia go hand in hand, and b) market your porn to children. Remember that as much as the books have been popular with all ages, they're still most popular by far with kids. They can't buy it legally? Well, most kids will be savvy enough to "borrow" their parents' credit cards; but the ones who don't will still want to watch it. It will be the most illegally-downloaded porn EVER.
There better be a redhead being willow. Just sayin.
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Posted - May 17 2010 : 12:17PM
Lee Roy Myers, you have to cast Adrenalynn for your upcoming Buffy parody. She would make an incredible antagonist IMHO. Hard to think of many actresses as bad-ass as she is.
Sorry, I am late to the party, but i can totally see the 24 clock bumper segments where 3 or 4 different plotlines are playing out in a porn context. At least two of them can be sex scenes. You can intercut between sex scenes (it would even allow for a realistic break for anal). I imagine that could be very amusing.
As far as Harry Potter goes, If it was the 70's early 80's you could have the cast portraying underage teenagers. Nowadays I would gues you would have to essentially do a sequel of sorts. Or you could focus on the final book and change the age of maturity to 18 from 17.
^ Thanks Ideally, yes. I wasn't able to think of anyone. But Willow did have "regular" brown hair for at least the first season (and maybe longer, can't remember). I think Taylor has both her cuteness and the geeky sexiness. I'd be happy to see some candidates though.
No. Always red (not as red as it got, but always red). [Image not found DB] Season one promo shots. [Image not found DB] Screenshot: "I Robot...You Jane" Edited by - ultradamno on 5/21/2010 4:59:01 AM
Ok, I dug out my S1 DVDs just to check if my mind was playing tricks on me Here's from the very first episode (screenshots taken with media player classic): So yes you are right about the red tint, but it is still kind of brown-ish too like the way I remembered it. Interestingly, already in Episode 4 it looks more red: This is only from the first disc, I didn't bother to check any later ones. It seems the color temperature of the dvd and the promo shots is a bit different as well. Edited by - johnw on 5/21/2010 4:20:59 PM
I wouldn't say it's a red tint, but red hair with some brown in it (as Gellar at the time had blonde with brown mixed in). From those shots I'd still categorize her redhead rather than a brunette.
Edited by - ultradamno on 5/22/2010 12:39:46 AM
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Posted - May 24 2010 : 6:02PM
Lee Roy Myers, you have to have been inspired by the series finale of LOST last night. I hope that your scriptwriters can do this timeless tale a true tribute ala X Files XXX. The sex should be complimentary to an outstanding plot based movie. Kristen Price has the acting chops and the look to pull of Kate IMHO. Jack Sheppard would probably be best played by Anthony Rosano. Rod Fontana could do John Locke. Juliet could be Monique Alexander. Sawyer perhaps Evan Stone? Sayid would be challenging to cast perhaps . . . Ethan Hunt? Edited by - Young Herschel on 5/24/2010 6:04:08 PM
Evan Stone as sawyer is great casting! Actually the final episode of the series was crap, it would actually be better as a porn spoof. Would love a final orgy in the chapel with all the characters.
I've said it on Twitter and I'll say it here. April O'Neil needs to be cast as Kate. Not only is she insanely hot but she's a huge Lost fan too. It's perfect. And I thought the finale was very moving.
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Posted - May 26 2010 : 7:23PM
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Posted - May 27 2010 : 12:25PM
The producers of "LOST"such a wide net that it was highly unlikely that they would resolve every issue unfortunately. However they didn't want to go out like "X-files" which had far too many unresolved plot elements IMHO. The "LOST" team did about as good as they could with an inspired ending which made fans feel good unlike the horrid "Sopranos" ending or even that of "24". Lee Roy Myers, please don't let Ashlynn Brooke anywhere near this script for LOST; her script writing for "True Blood XXX" was very uninspired, even downright dissapointing IMHO. Will you fly a cast out to Hawaii for shooting? P.S. Kirsten Price has a better resume and does have the thesbian talent to favor Evangeline Lily somewhat. I've never heard of April O'Neal and though she is a hot brunette she is NOT Kirsten Price . The lead role in LOST XXX should go to Price who has AVN appeal and a fanbase greater than that of O'Neal. Edited by - Young Herschel on 5/27/2010 12:31:45 PM Edited by - Young Herschel on 5/27/2010 12:33:37 PM
Thanks for posting the pic and yes she just started doing b/g. She would be a huge asset for the movie. She's big into Lost and would make an awesome Kate.
Posted - Mar 20 2010 : 12:28PM
Ideally, yes. I wasn't able to think of anyone. But Willow did have "regular" brown hair for at least the first season (and maybe longer, can't remember). I think Taylor has both her cuteness and the geeky sexiness. I'd be happy to see some candidates though.
