I was just going through my toy box today when a line from Jaws suddenly entered my mind. "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Anyway I was wondering what everyone keeps in theirs. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.... 1 Doc Johnson Velvet Touch vibe 1 California Exoctics 7 function classic vibe. 1 Jelly dong I bought years ago at a Pure Romance party. Dont know what they call it but I call it "Pete." 1 Jack Rabbit that I never use 1 Sugar Spoon (kinda like a rabbit but it has a spoon shaped end instead of a cock. Awesome toy btw) 1 classic bullet vibe with a tickler sleeve. 1 Icicle no 2 (awesome for clit, vag or anal play) 1 Sportsheets Doggy Strap. 1 Bad Boy Buddy stroker that I use on Mr. Sexshopgrl when I give him peek-a-boo blow job. 1 pack of 52 Position cards. We have a game we play with them. 1 slapper paddle 1 Ben Wa nubby message mitt 1 cordless bullet that I ONLY use inside the mitt. I have what I call a cock bag in which I keep all of Mr Sexshopgrl's assorted cockrings. We have a package of Spartacus assorted sizes for Jimmy and The Boys and an assortment of Screamin-O's. He also keeps his condoms in there. I have a lube bag that has all my little things like Nipple Nibblers, Good Head, and about 3 different types of water based lubes and a couple different silicone lubes. I get loads of samples of different stuff from work and it all goes in that bag too. I keep a box of flushable wipes to clean up when things get a little messier than usual and my toy cleaner. I also have a bag of extra batteries.
Assuming this is a less volatile thread lol: I agree, I changed from a "bag" to a closet about a year ago. We got a stripper pole and I kinda went apeshit on clothes for my wife-it's completely ridiculous, but I'll give an idea of what we have in our "Toy Closet": 1/ Toys: -Mostly Bullets, my favorite I mentioned earlier-which is a 4 AA 2 bullet vibrator and you can control both separately with like 8 settings each-it's the most powerful bullet I've ever seen, and there's 2! -Some DP device that is pretty slick, its basically a cock ring with a dildo attached, I dig it. Plus, it has a place for a clitoral vibe on top, and the dildo also can have a bullet inserted to make the dong vibrate. -Shitload of cock rings. I got one that looks like a big red tongue and it's pretty cool. Generally most of them are 2 sided (so they stimulate clit and anus). -Tongue Vibes, these too are very cool, hard to keep on the tongue tho, but still work just being in your mouth floating around, can use them on fingers as well. 2/ Clothing -Got a few masks for both of us. -14 Pairs of sexy shoes, some bridal, but mostly stripper shoes (8" with platform, etc.), all are stilettos of course :) -Hundreds of stockings, leg warmers, arm warmers, gloves, pantyhose, footless, crotchless, bodystockings, fish net (about 5 types on some stockings), fence nets, diamond nets, hex nets.... fancier ones, socks, school girl socks. -dozens of micro mini skirts (some of them are only 2" long, gotta love that!) -About 1 dozen slingshot panties (my favorite) -Dozens of others, including thongs, tie sides, boy shorts, etc. -lots of bikini sets (at least 50) -Maybe about 1 dozen corsets, another dozen rompers -lots of outfits, I think we have 4 nurse outfits alone, nun, fairy tale stuff, you name it. 3/ Misc: -a couple wigs -lots of makeup, including neon makeup and UV makeup that glows under a blacklight-although I'm not impressed with the polish. -Lots of home movies. -A huge box of porno (like 4' x 4' lol) -More black light tubes and bulbs and other colors as well. -Lots of cute hair dealies, ties, scrunchies, those ones with rabbit ears, etc... -Lubricant, except I'm sure only 1 or 2 types-I need to get more. (the one we usually use is strawberry flavored, I like it) -Some bondage stuff, that black plastic tape, cuffs, blindfolds, feather ticklers... nothing too exciting there. I think that's about it... but it's always growing lol.
The bag with the wipes and so forth sounds like a good idea. I try to avoid needing anything other than AAA or AA batteries as those toys with smaller batteries just really start to fade after 20 minutes. For Valentine's this year I got my wife a tackle box, a big one-full of manicure and pedicure stuff, lots of fun, I even have a little dryer in there. I like to do her nails for her, I'm getting pretty good at it. I bought like $250 worth of polish all at once, I haggled them down to like 1/3 and 1/2 price on everything and then they threw in a bunch of stuff (the manicure place). Also, forgot to mention-we have some sex games in that closet too, but they're pretty lame. Like one is like Sex Clue, so I think it's like "The blonde chick did it with the dildo in the library" or something, we only played it once.
I dont really consider my lingerie or porn collection part of my toy box. If that's the case, I could go on for pages. As I've said I work in a sex shop so yeah I have costumes and clothes a plenty. I like merry widows and stockings mostly. My masques are the masquerade type. And I've got a shoe collection that would make Emelda Marcos say, "Damn Sexshopgrl, you've got a lot of shoes." I keep the batteries in there so my kids wont find them and steal them for their remotes and video games. The only thing that takes watch batteries in my collection are the cock rings. We follow safety and dont keep them on for more than 30 minutes anyway. I've found that cordless bullets will last about 80. My favorite game right now is Pimps n Ho's. It's like Monopoly.
What's a "merry widow"? And if I could find someone to outdo the thigh hi collection I've built-I'd be shocked. Frankly, I really have trouble now finding something different. There is seriously over 200 pairs of thigh hi's alone... surely you're not saying you can top that are you? If you are-then you got issues, because I'm completely fucking nuts and OCD and that's why I have so much lingerie. So if you can top me, I'm scared lol. On other parts of my clothing collection, I doubt it's all that amazing, but the thigh hi section is insane, I have about 20 drawers, they are all labeled (OCD... seriously) and separated based on attributes. Each drawer has at least 10 pair of thigh highs in them, some of them as many as 15+. This isn't a pissing match-but if someone actually has more thigh highs than we do, that would be insane. Hard to imagine anyone but an OCD perverted male creating such a collection anyway. I understand you work in a related business-but your toy collection seems reasonable lol. I definitely need more garter belts, corsets, costumes and so forth. But I would bet money that I have one of the best leg (warmers, thigh highs, tights, etc) collections anyone on here has ever seen. If you pull up a random thigh high on ebay, I bet I have it lol.
The reason my collection is simple is because I'm a very practical person when it comes to things like kitchen gadgets and sex toys. I dont go for single use toys as much as I would a toy that can be used for many different things. My Icicle is the perfect example. It can be used as a vaginal or anal dildo. Rubbed lengthwise it can be used for clitoral stimulation. I can also heat it along with some massage oil and give a back massage with it. Toys can be rather expensive because just like anything else, you get what you pay for. I tend to go for quality over quantity. I'm not saying I can top your 200 pairs of stockings. I mean really, when would I wear them all? I go for things I can wear out in public. I know what I have on underneath my clothes. My husband sees a certain pair of stockings that I might be wearing and then HE knows what I'm wearing underneath. Then all night long it's a game of grabass until we can get home to fuck. As far as shoes go I dont know how many pairs I have. The last time I counted there were over 150 pairs.And those are just the shoes that i wear when I dress for my husband. My kids call them my fancy shoes. I dont buy my shoes at work, so no stripper shoes. They work just like the stockings. If I'm wearing my black satin heels with the built in platform and the rinestone detail, my husband KNOWS he's getting laid. And yet, because of the platform I can wear them all day. Sometimes I buy shoes only to come home and find I already have the exact same pair. Peep toes are my favorite. This is an example of a apir of peep-toe sling-backs with a built in platform. I have a pair just like this in red that I wear with a white cherry print sundress. I found a pair of thigh high pirate boots that I can wear all the way up or fold the tops down. I'll be buying those next paycheck! A merry widow is a type of ligerie that is a combination of bra, waist cincher and open bottom girdle. Some have gaters some don't. They snap or hook up the back, whereas a corset or waist cincher is laced. You can also get them with demi-cup or cupless. With garters..... Edited by - SexShopGrl on 5/26/2011 11:51:13 PM
mine's lame: 1 "Head Honcho" rubber pussy 1 "Vanity by Jopen" Vibrator that I ended up with by mistake (I started reviewing toys) 1 pair of fuzzy handcuffs 1 ball gag 1 bottle of oil-based lube.
Which Vanity do you have? We just started carrying them and I dont think they are worth the money unless you absolutley have to have a 100% guarantee your toy is water proof. I see our samples starting to tear around the charger jack opening already and we've barely had the display for two months.
^ I have the v8. It seems like a fairly high-end vibe, but I honestly wouldn't know because I have no use for it. It vibrates at both ends and it doesn't take long to charge up.
I forgot all about the masturbation toys I have, I don't really use them much. I have a "Wrap Around Sally" which I recommend, most vagina or mouth toys are pretty lame and feel pretty lame, but that one's pretty good. Although, I've found lube hurts the sensation on that one-a little spit is the way to go. I also have some doc johnson super sucker or something... frankly it's too loose. My girth is not small, 5.5" yet it's still kind of loose on me so I was disappointed. I always wonder on male toys... why do they design it to stick the vibrating bullet in at the end/tip of the device? That's idiotic at least for me, I don't want the tip to be vibrated, I want the glans or underneath area to be vibrated... that's the most sensitive part for most men so it seems like they should have a place to insert the vibrator underneath the head, not on the tip.
I have no idea why they do that. But then again there are loads of toys I could totally rediesign based on what my experiences with them have been like and the feed back I get from customers. The only masterbator I have ever bought my husband is the Boad Boy Buddy. And he doesn't use it, I do. Since it's only four inches a good portion of his penis sticks out the end. So I dump some Good Head on it for lube and I use it in conjuction with a blow job. It makes his eyes roll back in his head.
The "hair" on Christy Canyon is creepy. Edited by - SexShopGrl on 5/27/2011 7:20:00 PM
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Posted - May 27 2011 : 9:35PM
Heh... I wouldn't say that. It's nothing inherently creepier than sticking your penis into an already disembodied vagina anyway. What difference does a little bit of fake pussy hair make to an already surreal sexual pastime? Edited by - Dubious_Leftovers on 5/27/2011 9:35:49 PM
Exactly. I've got a "Cassidy" or somesuch P&A, and it came with a little bit of "hair" on it, which fell out in about 3 days. I thought it looked like Charlie Brown's christmas tree.
1 Lelo Gigi - purple. My wife looooves this toy. And I love that she loves it. 1 Fun Factory G spot vibe. It's made of silicone, black, and pretty wide/long. We don't use it, my wife says it's too big. 1 blue plastic G spot vibe, don't know the brand. It's about 4 inches long. 1 Doc Johnson Pop Plug - medium. She's doing a little experimenting with it. 1 Doc Johnson Cock Ring (Strap?) - it's a piece of black leather with a couple of snaps on it. Can't decide if I like it or not. 2 bottles of Astroglide, 1 regular, 1 natural. Various items used as blindfolds and straps. Lots of batteries, and some DVDs. We're considering finding a dildo that's good for anal (something slim), possibly glass. Any suggestions?
Glass? Anal? Why yes,Mutley, yes I can suggest something. Keep in mind if you're just starting out go slow. As I've said before I love my Icicle no. 2. It looks like graduated balls stacked up like a wand. Being that it's glass it's PERFECT for beginer anal because it's very smooth. You can use any kind of lube you want with a glass piece and they wash up like dishes. No need for toy cleaner and you can chill or heat it by running it under water. They say you can freeze or microwave them too but I dont recommend that because of uneven heating and frozen glass can be painful. AND (big selling point here) they retail for about $25. So very inexpensive, very versatile. I like to use silicone lube for anal rather than waterbased because it doesnt dry out as fast....so keep that in mind too. AS far as other anal toys, Doc Johnson makes a fun little beginner toy called Doc Johnson Slider. It's very slim and flexible. It also vibrates. It's under $20 and you would want to use a waterbased lube with it since it's silicone. Gigi is an AWESOME Lelo. I dont own one, but we sell tons of them. I'm looking at the We Vibe right now too and saving my pennies. I'll probably end up with the We Vibe because my hubby and I like toys we can use together.
Thanks for the info! We both took a look at the icicle #2 and the Doc Johnson slider. I hope this doesn't come off sounding stupid or immature, but we're a little concerned that given the shape of these toys, using them anally will feel like she's "pooping". Which would not feel sexual to her. We've tried the Doc Johnson Pop plug, and because of it's shape, it kind of makes her feel that way. We were kind of considering one of the other Icicles (#21 I think), because it's pretty smooth, though the head may be a little large. For now, we're using a finger, and that seems good. We're just looking for a little more.
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Posted - May 31 2011 : 11:21PM
1. A Fleshlight (got when my wife was prego). Feels like the real thing. 2. A couple of silicone cockrings. 3. A Pocket Rocket for wifey. 4. Wet Platinum silicone lube.
Well of course for everyone it's different but yes, pretty much anytime you stick something up your ass that doesnt belong there, you have that pressure like you get when you need to poop. The trick to that is to get her worked up sexually in the first place. For example if you warm her up a bit with some cunny and you finger her ass while you do it and she's getting really close, you could break out the toy then. If she doesnt mind being fingered, I gotta say, I still think she would like the no.2. I've measured mine and the smallest ball is about 5/8th of an inch in diameter. My husband's finger is thicker than that. The Slider is even thinner than the Icicle. I find that it's better starting out with something that gets a little bigger gradually, use lots of lube until she gets used to the feel of it and be very patient with each other. I say "with each other" because anal is one of those things you can aquire a taste for but not everyone can just jump right into it. And you can really fuck it up for good (meaning she'll never trust you with it again) if you hurt her. Matter of fact I have to be in the mood for it. If it's not something I want, it's not gonna happen. Period. And I have no trouble saying I don't want it.
Hmm, good advice and it makes sense. We've been trying to go straight to my penis-which is pretty thick. Getting close to 5.75" (girth/circumference) now.... So perhaps something with graduated balls would be a smarter way to work up to something big like me. Can you give some links to such toys that you recommend there limey shop girl?
I post links to the company pages if I can. Seems less like spamming that way. Since I work for an independent shop I encourage people to shop local if they can...and anyway, you can order this stuff off Amazon if you want or find them in most of the nicer toy stores. This is the Icicle no. 2 at the Pipedreams website. It's awesome with Wet Synergy Cool Tingle lube. Keep in mind though that Synergy is a silicone/h2o hybrid lube, so you so not want to use it with silicone toys. The lube doesnt numb but the cooling feels great. We are talking mattress pounding orgasms here people! http://www.pipedreamproducts.com/showdetail-11b.php?Full_Number=PD2902-00 You can get a free sample of the lube I mentioned at Wet. http://www.wetsynergy.com/whysynergy.shtml This is the Doc Johnson Slider. http://www.docjohnson.com/products/search
SexShopGirl, you make some good points about the Icicle #2. We like the idea of it starting smaller, then getting larger. Some toys have kind of a larger head on them, and I think that might be tougher. Because it's pretty inexpensive, we might give it a try. As for warm up, she usually orgasms once from her vibrator (while giving me oral), then I like to play with her ass while she continues oral on me, and works herself with her vibrator for a second orgasm. She sometimes likes having my finger in her ass for that second orgasm...and I love it. Like you, she just has to be in the mood for it. Now if I could add one thing to our toybox, it would be this http://www.liberator.com/eng/product/black-label-wedge-ramp-combo/10033 Oh, the possibilities!
Mine: - Cock ring (all rubber, thick one, and 4 thin ones). I find having the thick one and a thin one on at the same time to be nice. - Buttplug (X Large) Ours: - Buttplug (Small, Medium and Large) (I'm starting to train the misses). - Lube - A book on sexual positions and a guide to anal sex (i.e. the Tristian Taro... stuff) Hers: - Hitachi Wand (with several attachments).
I could have a whole set Liberators if I had room to store them. And I think that's the big deciding factor with my customers. They love the idea of the different ramps and what they could do with them but no one ever seems to have a good place to store them. It's not like they make "sneaky bags" for them.. LOL The thing people have to remember with anal, is that you can do some serious damage to your partner if you don't start off right. Ask any woman who has experienced a rectal tear during childbirth how much fun it was an I think she'll geld you. So of course starting small and "training" to go bigger is the way to go. It also shows your partner that you do care about her health and how she feels and you all know that goes a long way with us. Oh, and just one thing about anal beads. Get some practice first with some beginner toys. Anal beads are really more of an advanced thing because you have to be really relaxed to enjoy them and when you're first starting out that's really difficult to do sometimes. Once your partners learn that 1. they can trust you with their butts and 2. that anal can feel really good if they relax, you'll be finding all kinds of fun things to do with that ass.
Today I will tell you about my butt plugs. 1. A red Big Flirt from Tantus (platinum silicone). This plug looks so cool when inserted, with its nice round base. Unfortunately, it has a very short neck, so it is nearly impossible for me to retain. IOW, it flies across the room the minute I start getting excited. Tantus retired this model a few years back. Why do I still have it? Technically, it's really my husband's, and there's still room for it in the cabinet! 2. A coppery-shimmery large plug from Hustler, made by Topco (platinum silicone). Technically, this is also my husband's, but he's never been able to conquer it. He's given me permission to use at will, and I have conquered it, and I enjoyed it a lot. 3. A beautiful orange/white swirled plug from Psychosexual/Bend with the Wind (tin-cured(I think) silicone). This is supposed to be a vaginal toy, but it sucked. So, I think it's really meant to be a butt plug, but they thought if they sold it as such, fewer people would buy it or some foolish persons would ram it up their butts and injure themselves. I don't know. I've conquered it once, about five years ago. It took a long time, and then it felt kinda mediocre. Still, it just looks so amazingly cool, I could never imagine throwing it away. In fact, I consider it the mascot of my sex toy cabinet. 4. Red Tristan I plug from Vixen (tin-cured silicone): this plug has a reputation for staying put and nestling comfortably between one's butt cheeks. Sadly, this plug lacks severely in both departments for me. Oh well. 5. Medium Njoy Pure Plug (shiny, high-grade stainless steel). I keep this one discreetly boxed in a bathroom cabinet for easy access. So easy to insert, feels so nice, so easy to take out and clean up. Unfortunately, it's only very good for wearing around the house, as it ever-so-slowly and gently works it way out during masturbation and sex. EDIT: Oh yeah, it is also a great warm-up plug for anal sex. I can't believe I forgot about that. 6. Shimmery hot pink Luna plug from Jollies (platinum silicone). Oh how I love my Luna plug. Finally, a plug that stays put almost 100% of the time no matter what I'm doing. I've used silicone lube on it with no problem, too. It is too long to wear comfortably while sitting, but who cares? That's what the Pure Plug is great for. Also, the base could stand to be a little thinner, but again, who cares? It stays put!
'Tis true, Hey Now, and who knows? You could be a plug-shooter too. SexShopGrl, usually I'm not into athletics, but in this case I would take you down!! (Edited for clarity) Edited by - Ivory on 8/14/2011 8:36:32 PM
Today I will tell you about my straight-up dildos. By straight-up, I mean they are silicone dicks, with no other added features like vibrators. All of my dildos (except #6) have been in my snatch (Phooey, I am in the mood today where snatch sounds stupid. But vag sounds fine, but looks stupid as a written word. No way am I using vagina in a non-medical context, even though I have no problem using the word vaginal. Cunt is just a little too harsh-sounding. I'm quite fond of pussy, but even that sounds stupid today. Oh well. Snatch it will have to be). Two of them, however, work better in my ass, so I will indicate those with a *. 1.* A hot-pink curved dildo from Vixen (tin-cured). I don't remember the name of the model, as it's discontinued, but it's from the same mold as their VixSkin model named Tex. This is a good dildo for my ass, as the hard, unyielding curve makes it not so comfortable in my snatch. 2. A gorgeously red dildo from Vixen (tin-cured). It's the same dildo as above, but straight, and why Vixen discontinued this model in all forms, I don't know. Also, let me say that these #1 and #2 are two great dildos that work great together! 3.* Hot Rod III from Downunder Toys in a light fleshy tone (platinum-cured, I think). I wrote a review on it, and at the time I had no idea what a fantastic anal dildo it was. Well, I know now. 4. Gorgeous midnight-blue Hot Rod IV from Downunder Toys (platinum?). My favorite dildo of all, with the possible exception of toy #5. 5. Outlaw dildo from Vixen, vanilla-colored, made out of their legendary VixSkin (tin-cured). I won this bad boy in an online auction for an amazingly low price. Confession: I only got it because I could not stand the thought of someone else scoring such a great deal. Wow, this dildo feels pleasurable. Now it's in my top two. 6. Pixie from Tantus (platinum). All Pixies were clear with silvery glitter inside, although this one's turned a light golden color. I have never used this, and neither has my husband. I picked it up on clearance in case Mr. Ivory ever wanted me to peg him. It's just my inner girl scout wanting me to be prepared. 7. Deep purple Randy from Vixen (tin-cured). This was when I was in a phase of masturbating while riding an exercise ball, so I needed a short dildo, and wanted a fat one. It was fun while it lasted, but I never quite got around to setting up a good harness system to really keep Randy in place before I lost interest. OTOH, I may take it up again one day, so for now, Randy stays. 8. A beautiful lapis-blue/white swirled dildo called something like "Triple Twist" from Psychosexual/Bend with the Wind (tin-cured?). This toy was billed as feeling like heaven in the ass, and I was just getting back into backdoor action, so I gave this twisty dildo a twirl (the bad puns are flowing, sorry). I did not like the sensation at all. Obviously, heaven is subjective. Sadly, it's a bit too long and thin to be heaven for my snatch, either. So, it has wound up being another cool-looking mascot toy for my cabinet. Maybe this is why Psychosexual closed up shop: their toys looked so much better than they felt! 9. Blueberry-colored Jollie from Jollies (platinum). I modified this by removing the handle/clit stimulator/bullet-vibe holder because it was smashing up so hard against my clit that it was not enjoyable to use. It may not look quite as pretty now, but it is still very pretty, and it feels fantastic! Edited by - Ivory on 8/15/2011 12:13:48 AM
Today I will tell you about my hard-on from reading Ivory's two posts. (Just kidding -- no one wants to read about that.) My favorite tidbits:Where is Walter Burns' ADT Quote Poll when you need it? :)
LOL! We'll start our own Olympics Games! I've always been into anal play but I've never used a plug. I've added a bunch of little nickle and dime toys to my collection since I started this thread. I bought a Fing-O by Screamin O's and put it on my toe to give hubby a foot job. That made a mess! Recently I did get a Wildfire CyberSkin dong. And then stupid me put it in a pink bag that turned the toy blue. I was bummed. I can still use the toy and I do like it. It feels great (especially for pussy spankins) but I'm starting to realize I'm not really a dildo/dong kinda gal. I love love love LOVE glass. I got a new purple glass twisty thing. I have no idea what it's called but it's Adam & Eve cyberglass. It causes mattress pounders!! I have no qualms whatsoever with using the term snatch. I like kat too but box makes it sound kinda big and empty.
^ I would love to have a swing if I had a place to mount it properly. We carry this one at the store that has Tony DeSergio modeling the different positions on the box. It's too bad Tony doesn't come with it.
I feel like Suzy-stick-in-the-mud. I only have a couple toys, and I never use them. I have a [ invalid url ]. I think it has been at least a year since the Lelo was out of the box. The Earth Angel was somewhat more recent, maybe 6 months ago or so, because I came across it while I was packing and washed it up and all and decided to give it a try again (you know, since it was all clean and already out and whatnot). It wasn't that great, so, it hasn't been out again since.
Yea the swing looks super fun! I can think of sooo much shit I'd do with my girl in that thing!! I'm so glad I'm getting some pussy tonight. I'm so horny lol (all this sex talk) I even beat off earlier so I can make her vagina sore
I found a pair of thigh high pirate boots that I can wear all the way up or fold the tops down. I'll be buying those next paycheck!
Edited by - SexShopGrl on 5/26/2011 11:51:13 PM
