What's the painless way to kill yourself??

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ntmlgst Member 21 Posts 4/10	Posted - Apr 23 2012 : 4:52AM I'm 46 and never had a girlfriend and I'm sick of it all. I have a bunch of Norco (hydrocodone) pills. Are those a painless way to go? [Link]
matchmaker Senior Member 24910 Posts 4/05	Posted - Apr 23 2012 : 7:07AM I don't think you should kill yourself. Why do you think you never had a girlfriend? [Link]
CummingLinguist All-Star Member 5908 Posts 11/11	Posted - Apr 23 2012 : 7:50AM My understanding is that on-line dating sites work pretty well. A friend of mine just married a guy she met online, and they seem really happy. Since you've never had a girlfriend, it might take you a while to learn about dating and relationships, so be patient. If the first few don't go well, then try again. As for suicide, I'm obviously going to say, "Don't do it!" I had a close family member who committed suicide, and a lot of other people suffered for his decision to escape his own suffering. Whatever you do will affect other people. It would be much better to bring happiness to a woman than to bring suffering to your friends and family. [Link]
Rod Member 908 Posts 8/10	Posted - Apr 23 2012 : 8:43AM ^ at first I thought you were suggesting on-line dating as a painless way of committing suicide. The thought occurred to me it might work, but I wasn't sure about the painless part. Now I realize you're offering an alternative to painless express checkouts. As for the OP's question, I'm not sure about the pills.....you might try letting your car run in an enclosed garage. I understand the CO just makes you go to sleep and you just don't wake up. [Link]
lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 23 2012 : 12:04PM Yeah, why do you think you never had a girlfriend? [Link]

Macko69 Senior Member Gone for a walk. 1985 Posts 5/08	Posted - Apr 23 2012 : 4:42PM What kind of "Sex Talk" is this? [Link]
ntmlgst Member 21 Posts 4/10	Posted - Apr 23 2012 : 8:37PM lindi wrote: Yeah, why do you think you never had a girlfriend? Click to expand Because women want money and I don't have any. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02	Posted - Apr 23 2012 : 10:00PM ^ Only some women want money. Usually they want money because they've decided men are assholes who are only good for providing them money so that they can do something they actually enjoy doing. Instead of killing yourself, you could just avoid that group. Other women want a man who has confidence in himself, because confidence in yourself is a pretty good indicator of your ability to succeed. Still other women want a man who wants to be mothered. I've only scratched the surface here, but what you should take away from this is that you have to find those women who are looking for what you have to offer. You can't just expect every woman to see you as a perfect match, or even as a fixer-upper. Now, you can decide to offer additional characteristics, benefits, what have you, because you'll have a broader appeal, but the primary thing is that you have to know yourself and be confident in what your self is capable of before you can sell your self to anybody else. Hope that makes more sense than offing yourself. I mean, there are good reasons for exiting stage left, but yours isn't one of them. [Link]
matchmaker Senior Member 24910 Posts 4/05	Posted - Apr 24 2012 : 3:00AM ^You made some good points, Hardware! [Link]
BYOB_Kenobi Senior Member “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard 2684 Posts 8/09	Posted - Apr 24 2012 : 9:16PM Why you shouldn't 1). You're an entomologist (I assume from your username) and entomologists are cool. 2). Many people screw up and unsuccessful and live their remaining lives with organ damage (brain damage, liver, heart...). 3). Most importantly, you have plenty of time. One of my relative didn't get get seriously dating and married until he was mid to late 50s. Lots of people have different timelines and you're not the only one. 4). I've almost did that and then things started turning around right after I changed my mind and today realized it would have been a big mistake, by not waiting a little longer (things would have been much different and better). 5). CummingLinguist is right, my grandfather committed suicide and has affected me and mother greatly ever since negatively. 6). There are good and effective medical and psychological treatments and options to help you during hard times (I can attest and used). You just need to take steps to get it. Edited by - BYOB_Kenobi on 4/24/2012 9:17:18 PM [Link]
Breeze Member One Smokin Hot Chic 532 Posts 11/08	Posted - Apr 24 2012 : 9:49PM I agree with Wahine, stick around a bit things can get better. [Link]
SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08	Posted - Apr 24 2012 : 10:59PM You don't want to kill yourself. You want sympathy. If you really wanted to kill yourself, you would have googled suicide methods instead of posting about it here. Money isn't why you don't have a girlfriend. That's an excuse you've constructed to explain why you're single. The reality is probably much different. [Link]
ntmlgst Member 21 Posts 4/10	Posted - Apr 24 2012 : 11:05PM SunShowers wrote: You don't want to kill yourself. You want sympathy. If you really wanted to kill yourself, you would have googled suicide methods instead of posting about it here. Money isn't why you don't have a girlfriend. That's an excuse you've constructed to explain why you're single. The reality is probably much different. No, I'm seriously serious. Click to expand [Link]
SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08	Posted - Apr 24 2012 : 11:10PM Ok. You really think money is why you can't get a girlfriend? If you had to pick another reason, what would it be? In fact, think of everything you possibly can about yourself that you believe might be hindering your chances. Then tell us. The people on this forum have great ideas, so lay it all on us. [Link]
ntmlgst Member 21 Posts 4/10	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 10:43AM Blossom wrote: If you plan to kill yourself. If you have anything you wanna give away, let me know. ;) lol Teasing. Don't kill yourself. Do stuff for yourself & things that you really enjoy like hobbies or such. You will meet someone but if you try too hard then it might not happen because a girl will feel like you are trying too hard. If other things in your life suck then try to change them. Heck, I have a hard life & my life at times has been so hard & I had felt like why even live but you gotta realize it will get better but YOU have to change yourself as no one else can do it for you. Women like a guy who is confident, witty, hardworking & fun. Flirt or go on a dating website or meet people through friends. Click to expand Here's a posting I made to CL: "I'm a professional organist. My hobbies include entomology, reading non-fiction, esp. science, math, and philosophy. I like to watch Star Trek and British television. I'm currently working on an analytical paper dealing with late Beethoven. My Meyers-Briggs type is INTP (architect). I belong to Mensa." Do I sound boring? I got NO responses. I'm sure that if I had said I have a million dollars a lot of women would have replied. Case proven. [Link]

lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 11:17AM I'm a professional organist. My hobbies include entomology, reading non-fiction, esp. science, math, and philosophy. I like to watch Star Trek and British television. I'm currently working on an analytical paper dealing with late Beethoven. My Meyers-Briggs type is INTP (architect). I belong to Mensa. Click to expand I got NO responses. I'm sure that if I had said I have a million dollars a lot of women would have replied. Click to expand Maybe. But it's not about money. Your whole profile is intellectual, and doesn't sound as if you want to have fun. People like fun. "I'm a professional organist" = "I love music and going to concerts," or maybe, "I have tickets for Tosca, would you like to come?" "My hobbies include entomology..." = something about the outdoors or camping or traveling. Do not tell anyone you belong to Mensa unless they belong to Mensa. Seriously. You can either impress people, or have them like you. They are two different things and you are going for the former. The Venn diagram for people being impressed by you and liking you is two small circles a few feet apart. Okay, maybe the intersect a teeny bit. Eh, probably not. Look at how people view Al Gore or Mitt Romney--anybody who is impressive but stiff and who doesn't seem to have fun. Your best thing on your profile is watching Star Trek. There are women who like Sci Fi geeks, but you need more. Hell, there are plenty of Women at the Creative Anachronism thing (do they still have that?). Goofy can be appealing. You know, maybe you don't like to have fun, and that's your real problem, not the lack of a girlfriend. Tell me what you do that is fun. [Link]
lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 11:18AM And, especially, anything that you like to do that is fun for two people. You have to have room in your life for another person. [Link]
SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 1:29PM [/quote] Here's a posting I made to CL: "I'm a professional organist. My hobbies include entomology, reading non-fiction, esp. science, math, and philosophy. I like to watch Star Trek and British television. I'm currently working on an analytical paper dealing with late Beethoven. My Meyers-Briggs type is INTP (architect). I belong to Mensa." Do I sound boring? I got NO responses. I'm sure that if I had said I have a million dollars a lot of women would have replied. Case proven. [/quote] You didn't prove your case. I hardly think an unanswered post on CL means that you're destined to be alone or that women don't want someone like you. Most women don't answer those CL ads. You do sound like an interesting, intelligent guy, but as Lindi said that's all you've showcased about yourself. It all reads rather dry and cold. Also, even though you're supposed to reveal something of who you are, this ad comes off rather self-involved. What kind of traits and qualities do you have that will enhance HER life? What can you bring to the other person? What do you think is important in a relationship? And yeah, leave out the Mensa bit. Any woman who was even a little bit intrigued would have marked you off after reading that. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 1:37PM ntmlgst wrote: Do I sound boring? Click to expand As a matter of fact, you do. However, that doesn't prove you are boring. It just proves you aren't good at selling yourself. [Link]
lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 3:23PM Yeah, why do you write 'professional organist?' I mean, why make that choice when you could say that you are a musician, or that you play keyboards, or that you love music? The organ in particular sounds funereal or religious to a lot of people. Do you play piano or harpsichord? Piano players are often asked to play at parties. Harpsichord might be made to sound playful or non-conformist or experimental or eccentric, if any of those apply. I'm not knocking anything that you do, but the way you present needs tweaking. Self-centered -----> things she might enjoy with you What you are-------> what you enjoy---------> things to enjoy together It's not a resume, it's an invitation. You don't have to spill everything. Would you prefer to go out with a woman who says she's a philatelist, or one who says she collects stamps? It's not by itself a big deal, but three or four sentences in a row like that = not fun. With the exception of watching tv, everything you mentioned is essentially a solitary pursuit. But if you figure out what you do that is fun, and why it's fun, or why it might be fun for someone to join you, then a hobby in entomology turns into, "I'm planning a trip to the Everglades and would like some company for stargazing and canoeing." Or whatever. [Link]
Siafu Member I love ferocious females! 14 Posts 3/10	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 3:59PM ntmlgst what's your secret for not aging over the last two years? You're still "46" and using adolecent attention seeking behavior to ellicit pitty from the women here? Shame on you! Now, to answer your question. A shotgun blast centered between your upper and lower jaw would most likely be the most painless way to go, albeit quite messy. Not that you would have to worry about cleaning it up. [Link]
BYOB_Kenobi Senior Member “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard 2684 Posts 8/09	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 7:32PM ntmlgst, your explanatory style and even CL post is way INTP overboard. You are trying to figure out an extremely complex thing, which might even be impossible, into abstract constructs. I've done this too, but eventually I came to peace and just realize I will never decode women, but just try to find women who appeal to me instead of finding a formula to fit all of them (cause they are just like men, individual characteristics). For posts and dating profiles, Lindi was right, you are trying to impress them. Instead think of it like a resume. The whole purpose of a resume is to get a interview, not to get a job (many people think the later). Resumes are just supposed to get enough interest, so you can show who you really are during your interview. Think of the post the same way. If you don't sound appealing enough, you'll never get the date. Also, put away the MENSA stuff or don't bring it out till later. As your INTP tendency, don't get to abstract and don't make it a resume. Sell yourself. [Link]
BYOB_Kenobi Senior Member “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard 2684 Posts 8/09	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 7:41PM ^ +1 [Link]
BYOB_Kenobi Senior Member “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard 2684 Posts 8/09	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 7:43PM a former member wrote: As for suicide, even eating a shotgun is not always a 100% secure way to go. People have survived those and went through real expensive (not to mention painful and time-consuming) face reconstruction. Rod is correct. CO poisoning is the least painful way to go. Click to expand Although no method is 100%, there have been lots of people who were rescued from CO poisoning before death resulting in brain damage. Many cases of CO brain damage are really nasty (some resulting in Parkinson's-like disease). The extremely ironic part is that Parkinson's Disease patients have some of highest suicide ruminations/rates cause their motor systems goes to hell, but cognitive processes stay intact (for most part). Edited by - BYOB_Kenobi on 4/25/2012 7:55:44 PM [Link]
lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 7:48PM Why go for painless when you can go for fun? [Link]

GoldTopSlinger Member 18 Posts 9/11	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 8:47PM Fun? Like do a big pile of cocaine and keep fucking until your heart blows up? Hmmm. I think I overlooked that possibility. ntmlgst: When I was in my 20s I thought there was no hope because I couldn't stay passionate about anyone for very long. Definitely my own flaw, but there it was. It was pretty lonely, too. I took a big handful of pills and ended up with a pumped stomach that hurt like hell for quite a while. Then I met my wife when I was in my mid-30s and I'm happy as can be. 17 years and two children worth of happy. I know you're a decade farther down the road than I was, but the point is you eventually find Ms. Right. I met my wife online. I know several others who met this way and they seem to be pretty happy in long-term relationships. One couple we know met through a dating service more than ten years ago and they're very happy, very compatible. So CummingLinguist's suggestion might just be the winner. [Link]
ntmlgst Member 21 Posts 4/10	Posted - Apr 25 2012 : 11:22PM Siafu wrote: ntmlgst what's your secret for not aging over the last two years? You're still "46" and using adolecent attention seeking behavior to ellicit pitty from the women here? Shame on you! Now, to answer your question. A shotgun blast centered between your upper and lower jaw would most likely be the most painless way to go, albeit quite messy. Not that you would have to worry about cleaning it up. Click to expand You're right--I'm 48. I wasn't trying to deceive anyone. When you don't have any friends or celebrate your birthday you loose track of time. [Link]
LawrenceSingleton Member Pornosexual 52 Posts 6/09	Posted - Apr 27 2012 : 4:31AM Wikipedia recommends asphyxiation via nitrogen gas. I'd say though that it's also possible to stop being bothered by the lack of a girlfriend and find more important things to focus on. [Link]
lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 27 2012 : 10:18AM Nope, he's not responding to any suggestions for improving his life. For 'fun,' I was thinking autoerotic asphyxiation. [Link]
WardqueenJanine Member 914 Posts 2/08	Posted - Apr 27 2012 : 3:38PM I have a suggestion, get off this forum! Yeh, I'm an insensitive bitch (not really!) but all he wants is to be the center of attention here and have all of us obsequesily fawn over his and his problems, which are a hell of less than the vast majority of the people out there. As lindi said, his obviously has no intention to amake any attempt to incororate any suggestions that anyone makes to help him inprove his life. Honestly, I don't this he has any of these issues, he's just a troll.... Edited by - wardqueenjanine on 4/28/2012 2:23:26 PM [Link]
SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08	Posted - Apr 27 2012 : 9:38PM WardqueenJanine wrote: I have a suggestion, get off theis forum! Yeh, I'm an insensitive bitch (not really!) but all he wants is to be the center of attention here and have all of us obsequesily fawn over his and his problems, which are a hell of less than the vast majority of the people out there. As lindi said, his obviously has no intention to amake any attempt to incororate any suggestions that anyone makes to help him inprove his life. Honestly, I don't this he has any of these issues, he's just a troll.... Click to expand Exactly. He repeatedly posts whines/rants and ignores valid input/advice from the posters here. He has no conception of his own responsibility in his failures, it's ALWAYS women who are "doing" something to him. This is a common thread with men. They never accept the fact that maybe they are doing something wrong, or that they're scaring women off. It's always women "who are being unfair." If you're not an abnormal, awkward creep, you will get laid at some time or another. If you are an abnormal, awkward creep then you're shit out of luck. Nobody is entitled to anything beyond basic human rights. Get over yourself. [Link]
SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08	Posted - Apr 27 2012 : 9:48PM And that goes for women, too! [Link]
ntmlgst Member 21 Posts 4/10	Posted - Apr 30 2012 : 2:57AM WardqueenJanine wrote: I have a suggestion, get off this forum! Yeh, I'm an insensitive bitch (not really!) but all he wants is to be the center of attention here and have all of us obsequesily fawn over his and his problems, which are a hell of less than the vast majority of the people out there. As lindi said, his obviously has no intention to amake any attempt to incororate any suggestions that anyone makes to help him inprove his life. Honestly, I don't this he has any of these issues, he's just a troll.... Edited by - wardqueenjanine on 4/28/2012 2:23:26 PM Click to expand But you don't know my problems--for one thing I have a disease that's probably going to kill me, I have to use crutches and take pain killers, and it's worse when you don't have any friends, etc. You don't know me at all! [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02	Posted - Apr 30 2012 : 3:42AM Is your disease communicable? I ask because, you know, the rest of us are going to die, too. That hasn't stopped us from living. I can understand not wanting to make someone you love ill, but you can't save your loved ones from pain. Shit happens, how you deal with it is where the rubber meets the road. [Link]
SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11	Posted - Apr 30 2012 : 1:13PM If you wanted to kill yourself you wouldn't be asking how. You would have done it by now. Now I wish this thread would die. [Link]

ntmlgst Member 21 Posts 4/10	Posted - Apr 30 2012 : 11:07PM SexShopGrl wrote: If you wanted to kill yourself you wouldn't be asking how. You would have done it by now. Now I wish this thread would die. Click to expand I say screw all of you people, and especially you, you, and...you over there....except for you sitting in the corner. I learned that I can take the catheter out of my arm and slowly bleed. I don't want to get sick or have my stomach pumped. Fuck everyone. [Link]
SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08	Posted - Apr 30 2012 : 11:44PM Pump your breaks, kid. I'm calling your bluff. You're nothing but a liar and a fraud. For some inexplicable reason, you're on here trying to get a rise or response out of everyone. You're a fucking liar. You're playing at this like a kid at a chemistry set. Get a fucking life. [Link]
SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08	Posted - Apr 30 2012 : 11:49PM If you're really sick, I'm sorry. But I highly doubt that. You aren't open to advice, solutions, feedback. You cling to your own misery. EVERYBODY on this forum has been trying to help you, to give you advice and direction, and you ignore it. You're feeding off of this in a really sick, twisted way. If you want a girlfriend, get off the computer, shave your face, have some fucking pride, and walk like a man. The. fucking. end. [Link]
Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - May 1 2012 : 1:20AM SunShowers wrote: If you are an abnormal, awkward creep then you're shit out of luck. Click to expand QFT [Link]
ntmlgst Member 21 Posts 4/10	Posted - May 1 2012 : 10:11AM SunShowers wrote: If you're really sick, I'm sorry. But I highly doubt that. You aren't open to advice, solutions, feedback. You cling to your own misery. EVERYBODY on this forum has been trying to help you, to give you advice and direction, and you ignore it. You're feeding off of this in a really sick, twisted way. If you want a girlfriend, get off the computer, shave your face, have some fucking pride, and walk like a man. The. fucking. end. Click to expand YOU'RE the one who's reading the thread and responding. Not my problem! [Link]
lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02	Posted - May 1 2012 : 11:32AM ntmlgst, I'm not trying to attack. There's just a lot of things that you are not facing. 1) You really do not seem to be interested in other people. 2) If you are interested in other people, then making changes in how you approach them would seem to be easier than killing yourself. 3) You are completely resistant to examining any of the rational points and helpful suggestions that have been offered here. [Link]
WardqueenJanine Member 914 Posts 2/08	Posted - May 2 2012 : 4:02PM ntmlgst wrote: YOU'RE the one who's reading the thread and responding. Not my problem! Click to expand The first thing you've said that is valid. I agree that all of us should, from this point on, stop pandering to your warped, narcissistic, personality. Bye.... [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - May 3 2012 : 10:44PM I'm saving the (relatively) painless way to off yourself for my own demise. Turns out some folks don't like it too much if you give that kind of advice online. Whether the guy is bullshitting or not is irrelevant. If he isn't and you tell him to go do it and he does, guess who his family is gonna blame? The only thing you can tell him and be safe is to get help. Whether you mean it or not. Edited by - randomprecision on 5/3/2012 10:46:12 PM [Link]
Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01	Posted - May 4 2012 : 2:32AM Why worry about pain? If you really wanna commit suicide, whatever pain you may feel as you end your life will eventually fade as you pass into oblivion. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - May 4 2012 : 2:59PM ^ I've endured enough excruciating physical pain in my life that I don't take the prospect of more of it lightly. Example, if you've slammed your fingers in a car door once, you know the real meaning of the word "PAAAAAAIIIIIN!". That's the kind of pain you would likely endure if you tried to off yourself and botched it. Or if you just didn't consider how painful the method you chose would be before you rushed into it. When you're in agony, minutes are hours. Edited by - randomprecision on 5/4/2012 3:02:10 PM [Link]
BYOB_Kenobi Senior Member “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard 2684 Posts 8/09	Posted - May 4 2012 : 7:32PM Random, do you get muscle spasms from your epilepsy? [Link]
SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08	Posted - May 4 2012 : 8:53PM WardqueenJanine wrote: ntmlgst wrote: YOU'RE the one who's reading the thread and responding. Not my problem! Click to expand The first thing you've said that is valid. I agree that all of us should, from this point on, stop pandering to your warped, narcissistic, personality. Bye.... Click to expand Seconded! Let the stupid twat continue to be a stupid twat. I hope he and his hand will be happy together! [Link]
His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10	Posted - May 4 2012 : 9:22PM Pull a gun on a police officer. BAM!! you're dead! [Link]
ass_clown Member 42 Posts 5/12	Posted - May 5 2012 : 1:47AM OP is a troll, if getting ready to kill myself last place I would be is here. 46 ? and never got any ass ? I precribe 2 testosterone shots a day for 1 month and call me [Link]
SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11	Posted - May 6 2012 : 12:39AM I know one thing that definately needs to die.............this thread! Die, thread, die! [Link]
Rubberhole Deactivated User 256 Posts 2/10	Posted - May 10 2012 : 8:40AM As a member of mensa you should know that a shotgun discharged in the mouth works every time. The brain is exploded out of the skull so fast, it doesn't have time to register pain. Enjoy... [Link]