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Drew Black
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 1:29AM
I fucked up tonight in processing the forum database to prepare for the introduction of embedded images and a new system of smilies. I stripped out smilies from all old posts. Oops.
ma meeshka
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 2:15AM
Drew Black
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 2:51AM
So we lost all the smilies in the old posts but there's some new ones to play with now. You can see the complete list at forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/pop_icon_legend.asp

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Edited by - Drew Black on 5/31/2007 3:28:57 AM
Edited by - Drew Black on 5/31/2007 3:44:19 AM
Redish All-Star Supporter
Poetic Moderator

Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 5:20AM
Just as long as we get to keep the circling laugher, its all good.
Joey Starr
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Still wanking after all these years.
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 5:42AM
I like the drooling icon.
 
croy
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Discovry
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 6:03AM
I have my eye rolling smilie! Though now I will have to type for it.
skronker
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Scopophiliac
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 8:21AM
Flogging a dead horse. Nice.
Drew Black
broken crankshaft

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Posted - May 31 2007 : 8:41AM
How would it work without typing?
threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

Would you like my autograph?
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 8:45AM
threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

Would you like my autograph?
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 8:50AM
The only one missing is the jerking off banana
[banananeech]
Drew Black
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 8:55AM
It's the first one in my post

[neechwank][/code]

:)

Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Your other left
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 10:47AM
Yeah, that'll get a lot of play in the Porn Pool.
Flash All-Star Supporter
Golden Age Classic

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Posted - May 31 2007 : 11:48AM
Nice new collection, thanks Drew.
Drew Black
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 11:51AM
It's much easier for me to add new ones now too if there's others people want.
I'm thinking about doing a popup window mechanism for adding smilies along the lines of the URL button. That way people won't have to remember the keystroke sequences.
willywilly
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 12:52PM
Accepting submissions? :)
Can we email them to you?
 
Gentleman Jon All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 1:14PM
Niiice. The code for a masturbating banana is neechwank. No one else can say they're named in ADT forum code. I know all these smilies will get ample use. But I absolutely love Every time Miss Jenna Haze graces us with the honor of her presence, I will have to break out the . Followed by the
Gentleman Jon All-Star Supporter
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 1:21PM
Please do. And if it's not too much trouble, I've always wished there was a quicker and easier way to bold and italicise text. For those posts with several movie titles in them.
threesomebody
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 1:58PM
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cobalt60
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 2:56PM
So all those times I was really just being a dick and put a winker at the end to say "I'm really not a total asshole" now look like I'm just a total asshole?
GREAT!!

threesomebody
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 3:14PM
Can we please strip that dancing guy out of the above post? Thanks in advance.
cobalt60
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 3:20PM
You like to make sure your spankings are not some pussy-footing around, playing at it affairs, don't you..you want it to hurt like I mean it. I know your type. You probably tease people with offers of sexual favors when you're drunk, too, but ultimately balk - you ain't walkin' right for a fuckin' WEEK.
Drew Black
broken crankshaft

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Posted - May 31 2007 : 4:14PM
I see I fucked up the linking code too. dammit. I'll fix it later tonight.
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 4:57PM

I love it!
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 4:59PM
Now if you could only make the banana's head look like James Woods...
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 5:31PM
I expect to see some quality smilie use out there, guys. They're like swears - throw too many out there and they all become meaningless.
Three - I did use your page to grab some.
The dead horse and the soap box should come in very handy.
 
nietzsche
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 9:40PM
I feel honored that the most apropos smilie on the board is named after me.
nietzsche
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 9:41PM
Can we now hotlink images?
Drew Black
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 9:56PM
No, and the intent is to never allow the hotlinking of images. We do not want to steal other site's bandwidth by hotlinking to their stuff in the forum. All images will be uploaded to our servers to appear within forum posts or reviews.
There was a brief period today where image hotlinks were enabled but that was a mistake.
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nietzsche
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 10:34PM
How do you tell when someone's leeching bandwidth. I mean, how do you investigate exactly who's doing it?
croy
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 10:43PM
It was a joke, since I type plenty.
nietzsche
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 11:15PM
http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif
This is a good one too. I'd call it "gah"
Edited by - nietzsche on 5/31/2007 11:15:21 PM
Drew Black
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Posted - May 31 2007 : 11:16PM
oh, went right over my head. I asked steph what you meant and her response was along the lines of "duh? haven't you ever used a forum besides ADT?" and pointed me in the direction of how other forums handle smilies.
I don't like forums that have all of the markup code listed on one page. Rows and rows of animated gifs are distracting when trying to type up a post.
I will do a popup mechanism much like the URL button. But I'm going to finish the image uploading system first.
nietzsche
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Posted - Jun 1 2007 : 12:11AM
I hope you're not doing all this work because you want to sell the place.
Drew Black
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Posted - Jun 1 2007 : 12:38AM
I'm doing all of this work just to get a little caught up with the times. It's been years since we did some serious upgrading, at least that's how it feels to me writing the code.
Re: leeching bandwidth. It's hard to detect depending on a site's traffic levels. I have written utility scripts that can scan IIS log files for patterns that look like leechers. It's pretty obvious when requests only come in for image files but not for the page(s) that those images should appear on.
There's also ways to block leechers using various http referer and session tracking systems. I'm not so concerned about it since we started hosting elsewhere. We have tons of bandwidth available. But I know what it's like to be on the bad end of the deal with leechers and prefer not to allow our site to do that. (The flip side of this ends up being users stealing images and posting them to our servers.)
The primary reason for requiring all images to be on our servers is purely a legal issue. We're ultimately responsible for the content that appears on the pages generated by our server. If the HTML is generated by adultdvdtalk.com and the HTML code loads images from a different domain we're still responsible. It sucks but that's how the 2257 stuff reads. That's why I have to write this whole crazy image/file uploads monitoring system. It's unrealistic and unfair to expect moderators to look for bad images in every post of every topic. The system I'm writing will make it very easy for one or two people to keep an eye on every single file that gets posted to our servers. Members that abuse the system will find their image-posting privileges revoked.
croy
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Posted - Jun 1 2007 : 10:23PM
Well given the amount of work you've been doing, it was probably a bit much for me to think the reference would be gotten.
Really, I find the window of gifs a little distracting. I wouldn't have much use for it - the Firefox extention for marking up text wasn't made for me.
 
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Posted - Jun 1 2007 : 11:35PM
I figure these are going to be seen together a lot
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RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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Posted - Jun 3 2007 : 1:23AM
I was kinda rootin' for these -
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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Posted - Jun 3 2007 : 1:24AM
That's nothin' I fuck up every night.
ma meeshka
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Posted - Jun 3 2007 : 2:31AM
i figured this would be the most used in the upper forums
and this would proceed all of my posts
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You can't go wrong with festive boobs
kierkegaard
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Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 7:20AM
Is there anyway we can add these:
kierkhype
bs
tonyc (joking)
crazyeyes
Edit cause of linkage problems.
Edit #2 This is going to backfire isn't it?
Edited by - kierkegaard on 6/11/2007 7:22:35 AM
Edited by - kierkegaard on 6/11/2007 7:26:58 AM
BigBobxxx
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Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 10:38AM
I'm loving the new emoticons!
Thanks Drew.
Bornyo
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threesomebody
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Bornyo
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Posted - Jun 12 2007 : 12:31AM
Exactly- it's a big mad harumph.
john thomas
Deactivated User

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Posted - Jun 28 2007 : 7:48PM
I've only just noticed this one (is it newly added?):

Should come in handy.
Drew Black
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Posted - Jun 29 2007 : 9:53AM
I added the spam one yesterday.
cobalt60
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Posted - Jun 29 2007 : 12:07PM
Any possibility of a machine gun? Sometimes I have rage and the frowny face just doesn't cut it.
Drew Black
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Posted - Jun 29 2007 : 12:40PM
Link?
cobalt60
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Posted - Jun 29 2007 : 12:52PM
Link.
:machine: and :torch: are good, and so is :hustler:
Hell, they're all good. Can you steal 'em?
willywilly
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Posted - Jun 29 2007 : 8:09PM
Check your email. :) Just sent it, and a couple more related smilies to you.
How about the one I sent you a couple weeks ago? Will it be added to the selection?
Thanks
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