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PornBoy
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Posted - Mar 29 2000 : 4:00PM
I have accumulated too much porn. I can't fit it in my shoebox anymore and my girlfriend will find it. Anyone got any more creative ideas? I still have like 4 disc coming in from Five Star too. Am I a porn addict?
Oneloa
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Posted - Mar 29 2000 : 5:06PM
It's hard not to be an addict with FiveStar's prices. At $9 and $10 a movie, it's hard not to stock up for those rainy days. When a movie is $25... I'm very careful with my purchases. After I found that sale at FiveStar... I was like... hmmm... I need that one.... and that one... oh yeah and that one too.
I had to resort to a dresser drawer for storage. I had them all over the house. In fact, most of them are still in the plastic. I need more time to watch them. I've purchased more flicks in the last month than I have total!
By-the-way, you can never have too much porn!
sonic
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Posted - Mar 29 2000 : 6:39PM
Oneloa
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I also agree that Five Star kicks ass! It's good to know that Five Star has strong appreciation for their customers, and that they scream nothing but quality. I love it when people care..and do a great and superb job. Not to mention Five Star's shipping speed..Spaceball's LUDICROUS SPEED..fast!!!!
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Companies like Diabolic makes it a bit easier for those not to hide their adult titles. Diabolic dvd covers are 2 in 1. Reversible. Softcore version, and hardcore version on one side. That is cool.
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I have my porn in a spartak media tower...holds about 300 dvds. I have so much now also in such a short period of time..and I love it! Great for rainy days I agree with Oneloa ..(funny!)..and Five Star makes it easier with those great prices! Even Evil Angel titles have superb prices! Heck I think I am gonna tatoo Five Star's logo on my chest!
If I ever become a professional car racer..who would I sponsor? You guessed it!
Saki
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Posted - Mar 29 2000 : 8:08PM
Here are a few more storage solutions for growing porn collections:
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Posted - Mar 29 2000 : 8:10PM
sonic
once again i may pee in my pants - tattoo five star's logo on your chest
I keep mine on the bookshelf - but I have no one to hide the porn from.
 
Oneloa
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Posted - Mar 30 2000 : 9:36AM
Steph,
What about company or family that don't enjoy porn??? How would it be having grandma over??? She'd say, "Oh... this is nice... wow Steph, I never knew...well, I'll pray for you..."
By the end of the week, I have a stack on my stereo cabinet next to the DVD player. But, before company comes over, I haul it upstairs to the drawer.
Hot4Shemale
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Posted - Mar 30 2000 : 10:16AM
Well, I have yet to purchase any adult DVDs, but my collection of one hundred VHS titles stays hidden in my closet.
Speaking of closets, I'm eagerly looking forward to purchasing a few shemale DVDs. However, I certainly wouldn't keep these out in the open. The few people that come over simply wouldn't understand. Nope, I'm certainly not gay, but some would think it is perverted/homosexual to enjoy seeing girls with cocks.
Back to keeping porn out in the open: I'm still waiting on The Erotic Witch Project on DVD. My girlfriend doesn't want me to keep it with the rest of my collection because her holier-than-thou sister might see it if she was perusing my collection. No. It's going with the rest of 'em. It's softcore parody. If sis doesn't approve, screw her. After all, she's 35 and won't even go to PG-13 movies!
[This message has been edited by Hot4Shemale (edited March 30, 2000).]
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Posted - Mar 30 2000 : 10:19AM
well, my grandma is 80-something and in CT; my mom knows what i do all day
basically i don't really have anyone to hide it from. but if i did i'd put it in the garage (just the place where my friends and i would find their parents porn )
Evil_Rip
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Posted - Mar 30 2000 : 9:59PM
Well Normally they are just strewn all about. All over the apartment.
When I have company over I have a nice little lockable filing cabinet. Which pretty soon will be full.
And I blame it all on Saki. and Five_Star. Saki and his peer pressure.. and Five_Star as my dealer.. with all them Damn Sales.
Heehee
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zaxx
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Posted - Mar 31 2000 : 5:55AM
Here's a place I found when I was just a kid. On top of the heat ducts in the basement, as long as the furnace man doesn't say anything, your secret will be safe.
[This message has been edited by zaxx (edited March 31, 2000).]
dr_hypothesis
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Posted - Apr 1 2000 : 4:08PM
As of now, I keep them in medium sized rectangular box. (along with my vhs tapes) I keep the box on the top shelf in my closet. My roommate knows I have porn (he has a few magazines), but I keep them hidden cause of guests or family visits. I hope to buy a small stand for them and keep it in my closet and just throw a blanket over them.
-lunacy-
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Posted - Apr 1 2000 : 10:21PM
I too am guilty of having them strewn about, when company is expected they find themselves thrown in my pantie drawer.
Logic there being-anyone snoopy enough to be in my pantie drawer deserves the heart attack they have.
Evil_Rip
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Posted - Apr 1 2000 : 11:59PM
lunacy:
HAHAHAHA!
Thats a good one.
If my mother ever came to surprise visit me.
I think she'd just die.
Her good little boy..
and his HUGE stash of filth..
So do you Peoples hide the "toys" in the same place? Or do they get their own place?
Evil_Rip
-lunacy-
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Posted - Apr 2 2000 : 12:46AM
I have a special box beside my bed. A place of honor. lol
Evil_Rip
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Posted - Apr 2 2000 : 12:51AM
Place of Honor that is a good one.
Original box? I still have the original box, dont know why..

[This message has been edited by akuma (edited August 22, 2000).]

 
-lunacy-
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Posted - Apr 2 2000 : 3:18PM
Lol, no a special toy box.
Which is truly entertaining to me, my boyfriend is very...conservative. I'll corrupt him though, just give me time.
Pat-Chloe-Fan
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Posted - Apr 2 2000 : 6:58PM
I do not hide my porn, they in alphabetical order with my mainstream dvds. But I have a lot of dvds (more than 400) so they get lost between them and nobody notices them!
PatChloeFan
sonic
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Posted - Apr 2 2000 : 7:02PM
Pat
I should try doing that..sounds like a good idea..hmmm...
-lunacy-
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Posted - Apr 2 2000 : 9:28PM
Obvious concealment...Brilliant!
Evil_Rip
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Posted - Apr 2 2000 : 9:47PM
Well here is an Idea that I've had.
If you bought American Pie (mainstream)
you also Buy American Pie (XXX movie starring Nikki Tyler)
and put American Pie-XXX into the Jewl case for American Pie-Mainstream.
So whenever a freind comes over that has never seen American Pie. YOu pop it in. And go yeah. This is the movie they showed..
heehee
[This message has been edited by akuma (edited August 22, 2000).]



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