I'll have to pull out some of them and revisit them.
You know what would be good--if someone did a Mystery Science Theater 3000 take on some of these old porn movies.
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| LittleMissLively Member 156 Posts 2/21 |  Posted - Feb 15 2021 : 1:28AMWas a greater assemblage of pure pulchritude ever put before pornographic cameras than in the 90s and '00s for the Where the Boys Aren't franchise? The gorgeousness of the people in these movies is utterly improbable, one interplanetary beauty after another, so many wonderfully pretty women and all enthusiastic participants. And yet: every single one of these movies sucks. There are virtually no bearable scenes. Everything is ruined. Literally: it would hard for it to be worse if that were the specific intent. It was true then and one knew it but now, when the baseline of womanly beauty in scenes has fallen like a concrete block through the floor while a renaissance in cinematic presentation has naturally occurred alongside, I watch these movies and want to gouge out my eyes. The lostness of the opportunity is one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. Why, for fuck sake - why? [Link] |
| Slector Member 655 Posts 2/14 | Posted - Feb 15 2021 : 7:38AM I'll have to pull out some of them and revisit them. You know what would be good--if someone did a Mystery Science Theater 3000 take on some of these old porn movies. [Link] |
| SP_Love Senior Member "Freaky Deakies Need Love Too" 1181 Posts 2/11 | Posted - Feb 15 2021 : 10:06AM
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aclayfan  All-Star Member 5069 Posts 8/11 | Posted - Feb 15 2021 : 6:21PM [Link] |
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