Who do you dream of when you masturbate?

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Dr. Evil DVD Advantage Employee 98 Posts 7/01	Posted - Sep 25 2002 : 6:21PM Who are you fucking when they aren't really there? Your mate? Dream Lover? Me..I think about my girlfriend 95% of the time. The rest is divided between Ashley Judd, Avril Lavigne, and Jessica Biel. [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Sep 26 2002 : 12:59AM Reneé Humphrey, Mallrats ´s "Trish the Dish". I shit you not. She looks EXACTLY like the girl who took my virginity. [Link]
GaySatyr Senior Member Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat! 1684 Posts 10/00	Posted - Sep 26 2002 : 1:24AM Ex-football star Howie Long! Yum !!! ~ GaySatyr [Link]
Manetho71 Member 185 Posts 9/02	Posted - Sep 26 2002 : 2:46AM If it's not my girlfriend, than usually some girl I saw earlier in the day, rather it be a bank teller, supermarket bagger, girl at the gym, lady who lives in my apartment complex, etc. I used to think about famous women when I was younger, but I've moved on to women I've actually seen with my own eyes and lusted for in real life. [Link]
SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Sep 26 2002 : 5:20AM Yeah I'd agree with Manetho... It's generally someone I saw earlier in the day, then I store her memorey in the "wank bank" for later "use" SQUIDMONKEY [Link]

superfly skywarrior Deactivated User England 180 Posts 6/02	Posted - Sep 26 2002 : 5:45AM to be honest i don't think i've ever fantasised about any girl i've gone out with, whilst i was going out with them. i did fantasize about them BEFORE i went out with them and after but not during. whats the point in fantasizing about a girl you can ACTUALLY have sex with as opposed to a girl you can't??? its usually some totty i saw on the tv or a girl i've seen. [Link]
SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Sep 26 2002 : 5:56AM superfly skywarrior wrote: to be honest i don't think i've ever fantasised about any girl i've gone out with, whilst i was going out with them. i did fantasize about them BEFORE i went out with them and after but not during. whats the point in fantasizing about a girl you can ACTUALLY have sex with as opposed to a girl you can't??? Click to expand How true is this???? Damn right it's true!!! Whenever I'm wanking I think about anyone but my girlfriend at the time. SQUIDMONKEY [Link]
Arethusa Member Enjoying Sweden 99 Posts 8/02	Posted - Sep 26 2002 : 7:11PM It's probably different for guys, but I don't really fantasize about a specific man when I masturbate. I just think about how good my vibrator feels. That is quite enough. [Link]
Manetho71 Member 185 Posts 9/02	Posted - Sep 26 2002 : 7:46PM Picking up on what Arethusa said, I've noticed from various conversations that in general, men think about a specific woman when they masturbate, but women tend to think more of the general "idea" of sex or a fantasy but not about a specfic person. I'm sure that's not necessarily true of everyone, but it's what I've heard. [Link]
aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02	Posted - Sep 26 2002 : 7:59PM I don't dream of anyone. I watch the picture on the TV. Seriously, I can't do this without an external visual stimulus. How weird is that? [Link]
MLyons Senior Member 1617 Posts 8/02	Posted - Sep 26 2002 : 10:05PM aybesea wrote: I don't dream of anyone. I watch the picture on the TV. Seriously, I can't do this without an external visual stimulus. How weird is that? Click to expand Wow Aybesea, That's too bad. You're missing out on a lot. I find that only my imagination can truly satisfy every nuance of my fantasies... External stimulous certainly has it's place, but sometimes, it's just me and my mind--it's the perfect environment. :) ML Edited by - MLyons on 9/26/2002 10:05:19 PM [Link]
dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - Sep 26 2002 : 10:44PM wrote MLyons: "........... I find that only my imagination can truly satisfy every nuance of my fantasies... External stimulous certainly has it's place, but sometimes, it's just me and my mind--it's the perfect environment. :)" Absolutely, though I find I have to turn OFF a porn movie to really enjoy myself. How weird is THAT? [Link]
aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02	Posted - Sep 26 2002 : 11:29PM dumblonde wrote: Absolutely, though I find I have to turn OFF a porn movie to really enjoy myself. How weird is THAT? Click to expand SmartB, much as it breaks my heart, I fear we are doomed never to live together. [Link]
DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 12:17AM SmartB wrote: Absolutely, though I find I have to turn OFF a porn movie to really enjoy myself. How weird is THAT? Click to expand Actually, that's not really weird. That can be internalizing an external stimulus, or in MLyons intent, putting in into your imagination where it can be more effective for you. Hence you turn of the movie. DenverDon [Link]
YogaGrrl self-removed user 757 Posts 12/01	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 12:23AM I am blessed with very good visualization skills, so the people in my fantasies are almost always of my own invention. They typically bear little resemblance to anyone I know in real life. Hmmm...I wonder if this explains all the voices in my head, too? [Link]

DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 12:30AM YGrrl, I SEE things all the time too! Ummm ... maybe I'd better put that a little differently. I have good visualization skills too! DenverDon [Link]
dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 1:04AM wrote aybesea: "SmartB, much as it breaks my heart, I fear we are doomed never to live together." I'm afraid you're right. I'm pretty easy going, but being asked to move because I'm blocking your view of the tv when I'm blowing you might cause some tension... I just realized I didn't really answer the question though. I usually think about the guy I'm involved with at the time, or a past experience that was really good. I never think about a celebrity or porn star. I did have a wet dream once about Richard Lewis, but I have NO idea why. He wasn't even funny in the dream. I'm still trying to figure that one out.... [Link]
DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 1:17AM SmartB wrote: I'm afraid you're right. I'm pretty easy going, but being asked to move because I'm blocking your view of the tv when I'm blowing you might cause some tension Click to expand Damn!! That will probably be what I think of the next time. However, thanks for reminding me SmartB. I failed to answer Dr. Evil's question. I usually think of previous experiences that I have had, and a few images/scenes from a good hot movie. DenverDon [Link]
superfly skywarrior Deactivated User England 180 Posts 6/02	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 4:09AM i like threads likes these as i can figure out who's a girl and who's a boy.........just! what i mean is, there are still one or two members who i don't know what their gender is. this whole difference between men and women and their fantasies, or lack of, is really facinating. i don't understand how woman 'get off' on just the sensation. if i just started to jerk off and thought about putting up shelves it just would'nt work. why???? is it because the female sexy bits are so much more sensitive and the feelings are much more overwhelming? cos' i suppose if my willy was highly charged and the feelings were much higher i suppose i could see that working. i'm kinda' jealous, actually. it would certainly be cheaper in the long run not to need my porn fix [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 7:27AM Today, just for a change, I wanked off to Pink´s vid "Just Like a Pill". Twas fun. [Link]
aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 9:47AM dumblonde wrote: I'm afraid you're right. I'm pretty easy going, but being asked to move because I'm blocking your view of the tv when I'm blowing you might cause some tension... Click to expand Oh, no tension at all in that case! I'm sure you would provide the finest of visual entertainment! No TV necessary! [Link]
SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 10:01AM dumblonde wrote: I did have a wet dream once about Richard Lewis, but I have NO idea why. He wasn't even funny in the dream. I'm still trying to figure that one out.... Click to expand Are you serious??? I thought only men had wet dreams??? SQUIDMONKEY [Link]
GaySatyr Senior Member Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat! 1684 Posts 10/00	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 10:02AM I'm having Pavlovian responses to Radio Shack commercials. Sometimes it's even when I think about Radio Shack products - batteries, bits of wire and telephone parts, cell phone ringers. It's embarrasing at times.... Ohhh, Howie! ~ GaySatyr [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 10:06AM dumblonde wrote: I did have a wet dream once about Richard Lewis, but I have NO idea why. He wasn't even funny in the dream. I'm still trying to figure that one out.... Click to expand Why in blazes would you wet-dream about a gay short guy with frizzy hair and annoying voice who does lame exercises on television? Oh, wait... that´s Richard SIMMONS. Edited by - Planet Sex on 9/27/2002 10:07:00 AM [Link]
MLyons Senior Member 1617 Posts 8/02	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 10:50AM dumblonde wrote: Absolutely, though I find I have to turn OFF a porn movie to really enjoy myself. How weird is THAT? Click to expand I can go either way. In fact, I've found that my porn viewing habits have changed since joining this site. Sometimes I just watch a porn and get my jollies, but sometimes I watch one, write a review on it, and then attack my honey when she walks in the door. There are two kinds of porn for me, the kind that makes me want to orgasm right there, and the kind that makes me want to have sex. The difference between them has more to do with my frame of mind at the time, though, and less to do with the actual type of movie. I enjoy porn a lot, but I don't necessarily need it as a stimulous. Sometimes my mind will do me just fine. To answer the original question though, when I'm not watching porn, or having sex with my wife, I usually think of certain choice celebrities. I've long had a hangup about thinking of people I actually know or have met. I guess I've always felt that celebritites that I have no chance of meeting or coming into personal contact with is somehow ... more appropriate masturbation stimuli. I know... it's silly. ML [Link]

YogaGrrl self-removed user 757 Posts 12/01	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 2:17PM SQUIDMONKEY wrote: Are you serious??? I thought only men had wet dreams??? Click to expand I can remember more than one occasion where I have woken up in such a state of sexual arousal that I was already climaxing or that a light touch of my hand to my vulva was enough to release the orgasm. In that sense, yes, women do have wet dreams. Also, many people are aware that men normally experience an erection about once every 90 minutes while they're sleeping (it's associated with the REM phase, IIRC). Fewer people are aware that women similarly experience clitoral erections at the same rate while they're sleeping. [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 5:34PM Yogrrrl, I´ll send you my pic. I can assure you that you´ll NEVER think about sex again! [Link]
RoccoFan Member 337 Posts 2/02	Posted - Sep 27 2002 : 7:44PM Manetho71 wrote: If it's not my girlfriend, than usually some girl I saw earlier in the day, rather it be a bank teller, supermarket bagger, girl at the gym, lady who lives in my apartment complex, etc. I used to think about famous women when I was younger, but I've moved on to women I've actually seen with my own eyes and lusted for in real life. Click to expand Same here. I like to select a few choice butts on the commute to and from work and store them in the memory banks. The wife makes for good stroke material also. Boat Drinks!!! RoccoFan [Link]
smaskens Member Europe 35 Posts 9/02	Posted - Sep 29 2002 : 4:54PM My girlfriend, always. I CAN'T think of anyone else. Sometimes I get horny thinking of something/someone else, but it's impossible to masturbate thinking of someone else. I can't even think of something that I know that she wouldn't like. ;) At a few occations I've dreamed about threesomes, but my gf was the center of attention in those scenarios. [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Sep 29 2002 : 8:41PM John Stagliano´s bank account is GREAT masturbation material. [Link]
lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02	Posted - Sep 30 2002 : 1:39PM My husband fantasizes the cashier at the coffee place, the realtor, someone from earlier in the day, who just makes herself available. My mind runs to invented people in 'naughty' or 'forbidden' situations. Anonymous encounters, incest, cheating, all kinds of stuff. I'm an invented person as well, usually both of the people (the patient and the nurse). My mind just skips around, discards things at will, and makes itself comfortable wherever it lands. I used to wake up in the middle of orgasms, too, but it stopped years back, and now I get frustration dreams that work me up and then wake me up to 'share the wealth.' [Link]
Heaven Member 363 Posts 12/01	Posted - Oct 1 2002 : 12:25AM I can remember more than one occasion where I have woken up in such a state of sexual arousal that I was already climaxing or that a light touch of my hand to my vulva was enough to release the orgasm. In that sense, yes, women do have wet dreams. Click to expand I've also had that happen to me! I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one . [Link]
SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Oct 1 2002 : 5:35AM YogaGrrl wrote: I can remember more than one occasion where I have woken up in such a state of sexual arousal that I was already climaxing or that a light touch of my hand to my vulva was enough to release the orgasm. In that sense, yes, women do have wet dreams. Also, many people are aware that men normally experience an erection about once every 90 minutes while they're sleeping (it's associated with the REM phase, IIRC). Fewer people are aware that women similarly experience clitoral erections at the same rate while they're sleeping. Click to expand Well I'm quite suprised by that. I knew of women getting aroused in their sleep, but not to the same extent as men. Mind you, I wouldn't know, as I have never had one I have tried, but have failed desperately, i'm too much of a wanker!! SQUIDMONKEY [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Oct 1 2002 : 8:12AM SQUIDMONKEY wrote: Well I'm quite suprised by that. I knew of women getting aroused in their sleep, but not to the same extent as men. Click to expand I don´t know if you´re aware of this little bit of trivia, but womyn don´t have penises, so their nightly arousals are not THAT visible. [Link]
SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Oct 1 2002 : 8:55AM Planet Sex wrote: I don´t know if you´re aware of this little bit of trivia, but womyn don´t have penises, so their nightly arousals are not THAT visible. Click to expand Really??? shit!! what the hell have I been thinking??? SQUIDMONKEY [Link]

Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Oct 1 2002 : 9:19AM SQUIDMONKEY wrote: Really??? shit!! what the hell have I been thinking??? Click to expand True story: when I was a wee lad, mom always lied to me about the female anatomy. She once actually said that women had penises, only smaller. At the time, I was 6 years old and never saw a full frontal pic of a nekkid babe, but I knew what tits were. When I was at kindergarten, entered the girls locker room by mistake and saw my first vagina, I thought the girl was just hiding her pee pee between her legs. Bottom line: during my youth, my warped sex dreams always involved women with tiny penises. BTW, back when I was a virgin and saw my very first pictorial of a sex act, I thought all I needed was to stick the penis inside the vagina and leave it there. It was only two years after, with my first porn movie, that I´ve found out that you were supposed to move it in and out, in and out... [Link]
Dr. Evil DVD Advantage Employee 98 Posts 7/01	Posted - Oct 1 2002 : 12:30PM It was only two years after, with my first porn movie, that I´ve found out that you were supposed to move it in and out, in and out... Click to expand Just think Planet, some day you'll be able to try it! [Link]
dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - Oct 1 2002 : 3:37PM Heaven wrote: "I've also had that happen to me! I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one " I have them pretty often. What's weird is when I have one about someone I know, but wasn't attracted to. They seem so real, that it's almost embarrassing when I see them. Sometimes they're with a totally made up guy, some don't even have a face, but I usually wake up while having an orgasm - often with my hands still under my pillow. But speaking of hands - The man was incredible, don't let that inept act of his fool you for a second ladies! "I'm Exhausted" indeed.... [Link]
SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Oct 2 2002 : 6:49AM dumblonde wrote: The man was incredible, don't let that inept act of his fool you for a second ladies! "I'm Exhausted" indeed.... Click to expand Hahah who the hell is this??? SQUIDMONKEY [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Oct 2 2002 : 9:21AM SQUIDMONKEY wrote: Hahah who the hell is this??? Click to expand A mime? [Link]
SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Oct 2 2002 : 10:55AM Planet Sex wrote: SQUIDMONKEY wrote: Hahah who the hell is this??? Click to expand A mime? Click to expand Hahah it looks like that guy from Cheers... SQUIDMONKEY [Link]
jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04	Posted - Nov 9 2007 : 6:17PM I have a stockpile of stories I remember reading, so I usually pull one out that I like, or flip through until something hits the spot, and go from there. [Link]
Ivory Sex Object by Proxy "We all want our time in Hell." 647 Posts 8/04	Posted - Nov 10 2007 : 11:17PM cobalt60. Doesn't everyone? C'mon, admit it. [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Nov 10 2007 : 11:40PM [Link]
Beavis69 Member 278 Posts 9/04	Posted - Nov 11 2007 : 5:55PM usually its my ex-gf's or girls I've had sex with and enjoyed and its usually in some sorta "compettion" between them..eiher a catfight or nude/semi-nude wrestling match between them(w/me watching j/o on the bed) .or them having a "blow me sandwich" w/me as the "meat" .Sometimes it will be all of 'em together in a party/orgy situation w/them taking turns w/each other n then w/me .I also fantasize about girls I've met or been friends w/thru the yrs..ie)co-workers or classmates, girls you see at the store, etc that I didnt get the chance with..n in basically the same scenario's. I'm a big fan of any form of female "competition(s) ..if I may qoute Roy from the tv show "Wings" -"I love a good catfight"..lol.. [Link]
K Smitten Kitten Cloud 9 530 Posts 2/06	Posted - Nov 19 2007 : 3:25PM Ivory wrote: cobalt60. Doesn't everyone? C'mon, admit it. Click to expand Well, I don't actually masturbate anymore, but of course I still dream of the Hunkmeister and cum like crazy. Nocturnal emissions can be so messy. [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - Nov 19 2007 : 3:59PM K wrote: Well, I don't actually masturbate anymore . . . Click to expand Serious or kidding? [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Nov 19 2007 : 8:10PM K: posting live from a tibetan monastery. [Link]
pornfiend69 Deactivated User 125 Posts 11/07	Posted - Nov 20 2007 : 8:51PM Apart from the obvious multitude of pornstars and celebrities that I have spilled my cum over- -I have wanked myself off countless times fantasing about fucking my teen cousin Karen up her tight little butt and coating her cute face with my ball-juice,then getting her to suck my dick clean,and skull-fucking her,making her cheek bulge.She is just so pure,sweet and innocent-looking,with a slim frame and soft blonde hair.It makes me want to defile her even more,especially as she is my cousin. -I also fantasise and jerk off about another cousin of mine called Candy (Her stripper/pornstar name certainly helps!) She is in her late 20's,with dyed blonde hair in a very tight bun,bitchy attitude,firm pert titties,a slutty looking face (Bit of a Roxanne Hall snarly lip) and a killer tight ass. I want to butt-fuck her too,and naturally paint her face with my cumstick.I once stole a pair of her panties,inhaled her musty scent,stroked my cock with them and blew a thick wad of cum into them and threw them away. -The best would be to get a blow-job sandwich off them both,get them to eat my ass,then eat out each others asses,then eat their asses myself,then plow Karen's tight asshole SO HARD my balls would slap loudly against her buttocks while she yelps,pulling out frequently to get Candy to taste Karen's ass-tang,and spit up her winking shit-hole to lubricate it.Then I would swap them around and fuck Candy's ass HARD,pulling her hair,again pulling out so Karen can suck my dick and spit up Candy's violated cornhole.Then I would get Karen to lick my balls and finger my asshole for a bit,before emptying my balls over their faces and tits,then getting them to lick the cum off each other and do a cumswap and swallow.Then I would repeat all this (after a break),and blast my cum up Candy's asshole and get her to squeeze the cum out of her shitter onto the kitchen floor and get Karen to lick it up,pushing her face into it, and do a cumswap and swallow (Karen)while I lick and slap their pert little titties. -Also my best friends teen sister is gorgeous,she could stand in for either cousin,and I have whacked off over her many,many times. -Apart from that,I domt tend to masturbate about past girlfriends,but often jack off thinking of the hottest prostitutes I have fucked...... [Link]
K Smitten Kitten Cloud 9 530 Posts 2/06	Posted - Nov 21 2007 : 6:15AM @ma meeshka: Don't be fooled by those monks' quiet demeanour. That serene expression they all sport (except for the Dalai Lama himself, who usually wears a suspiciously silly grin)? They've simply found out how to get off through meditation. Those loose garbs are just to hide the diapers they all have to wear. "Ooohmmmmm" indeed. @Bob: The sad fact is that there simply aren't enough hours in the day for me to get around to doing the five knuckle shuffle. These past months have been a blur of work, exercise, all night gambling and drinking, and exhausting fornication ("Third night in a row, woman? Woe is me!"). And that doesn't look like changing anytime soon. Heck, even if I did find the time to pet the python, it'd be too drained anyhow. That's why I haven't been around here much either. I only have the odd spare moment available to check up on you lot, as well as fuel my C60 fantasies. I'm having to post this on the move from my phone. Apologies, if it shows up wrong. [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Nov 21 2007 : 6:41AM you're still my favourite internet cat. [Link]