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Chico Wang
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775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 11:41AM
DAC, I've always been reactive, not proactive in your case.
I'm hairless. You're a fat pig. One hundred pounds ago? LOL. Lose more weight. I'm sure your snorting diet is doing wonders.
Yes, I loathe myself and have to take it out on others. You are the most independent, trustworthy person around. Why does most of the industry consider you a two-bit, has been moron mired in self-importance? At least I don't have to hawk my baseball card collection to get a blowjob.
Unlike a grifter like yourself who has begged, borrowed and stolen, I was actually on full scholarship at a real university. Not that it's saying much. Getting a film degree is worth about as much a bucket of your diarrhea. Aren't you the one that lauds your college education your momma paid for?
You always know where I am and I have never ever avoided you in person. It's funny how I get along with everyone around you yet you seem to have a problem with me. And how nearly everyone around me thinks your an idiot. Do your thing brother. I'll see you at AVN panhandling in front of the Evil Angel booth where they were laughing at the fat used car salesman in front of their booth. Or keep trying to get in with Platinum X. I'm sure Jewel thinks you're the greatest too.

Edited by - Chico Wang on 9/15/2004 12:57:17 PM

Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 11:53AM
Aside from snide little comments from washed up gophers, I'll try to stay on the topic at hand.

Yes the Minion did do a scene with Madison Monroe for a safe sex special during the recent 'crisis'.

One thing is clear. The Minion has worked a scene a day for the last week. And I'm booking scenes for him every day for the next week with some slots open.

I am looking for Taylor Rain who is a good friend of mine.

If there are any other suggestions, please let me know.

You guys can help me pick and choose the girls.

Edited by - Chico Wang on 9/15/2004 12:07:24 PM
Cumwhipper
Senior Member

4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 12:16PM
Madison Monroe is amazing! I'd be willing to bet that she volunteered for that scene with the Minion.

I've been watching NSA2 again. The scene with Madison getting a 4-cumshots-in-the-mouth "treatment" for the bee sting on her tongue (prescribed by Dr. Chico Wang himself!) is off-the-charts hot. Madison just has such a playful attitude and demeanor. Combine that with her petite, gorgeous body and face and her willingness to do nasty things just for the fun of it, and she's like a walking wet dream.

Chico - I know you said she's gone for now cause she got a new BF, but please let us know if she decides to make a comeback. Maybe a bribe would help? LOL

cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 12:36PM
Jim: Looks like that standing three count was totally unnecessary, Joe. Chico just landed at least a dozen vicious jabs and, I hate to say it, but DAC is dazed, he looks hurt. He's thinking comeback, but it may not be in the cards tonight.

Joe: I wouldn't discount DAC that quickly, Jim. He's been around the block a time or two, and you know what they say about old age and treachery overcoming youth and skill. He's taken a beating, sure, but he's taken them before and he's still around.

Jim: I don't know, Joe. DAC has the size advantage and experience, but Chico's will seems indomitable, and he's quick. I think the smart money's on Wang.

Joe: We'll see, Jim, we'll see, still a lot of fight left in these two. Only time will tell.

ding ding ding!

Taylor Rain prances around the ring in the aforementioned hot pants with the round card to a cacophony of catcalls and screams of "We love you Taylor!" and "When are you gonna do IR?" and "I've got an eight ball! Show me the gape!" (Somebody smack that guy, wouldja?)

Overhead in DAC's corner : OK, Dave, you've got 'im on the run. He's moving too much, too fast, gotta keep 'im moving, tire him out, wait for your opening...bloody water spluts into a metal bucket ..then BAM!...Knock him flat!...Now fight!

Meanwhile, in Chico's corner : Get 'im boss! You're winning! I like fucking hot porn chicks; hit 'im harder! And remember - Led Zep ferever...(Doron air guitars -- Hey, Doron -- secret Minion/Cobalt handshake, dude, now push 'im back out there! He'll be OK, I need to see blood!)

ding ding!

 
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 12:54PM
Madison was great. She hung out at the house for days henceforth the numerous parts of NSA2 (shit, I believe she's in like 5 sections of the movie).

She has the most beautiful, hypnotic eyes I've ever seen in the business.

I'm not sure if she does BG scenes anymore. Last I talked to her, she was retired from BG scenes. That's a shame. But, hey, to each their own.

BTW, she did the Minion scene with glee.

Chico

Zoid
Senior Member

Boobies and Anal
2004 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 1:02PM
Well, you won't get Katja Kassin, Wanker.

Taylor seems like a good choice to me.

Cumwhipper
Senior Member

4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 1:15PM
Ditto on Madison's eyes. They're maybe her best feature, and that's saying a lot! They kind of remind me of Brianna Blaze's eyes. They just penetrate right through me like an electric current (that goes directly to my cock)!

Does she know about her fan base here at ADT?

Pastrulox
Member

71 Posts
9/03
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 2:24PM
Sandra Romain! maybe a DAP with the Minion Boy. ;)
Suzy Spark from Cherry Bomb (zero tolerance) shes a real babe, and shes doing with dogs so...
DIAMOND DOG
Deactivated User

"Puff Daddy is crap." - Keith Richards
320 Posts
7/04
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 6:01PM
Shit I didn't know who Madison Monroe was, so I looked her up.

Damn, she's hot.

Back on subject: Any girl with The Minion is good! Keep doing God's work, Chico.

scrotencemalone
Deactivated User

167 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 6:12PM
Porn is only proof positive that life will never be fair...
dac
David Aaron Clark

Just another WKW wannabe
574 Posts
2/04
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 8:07PM
Hey, little boy, you're the one who started all this with your smart remarks about my dick size & weight in this thread -- neither of which you have accurate figures on. I invite you to measure my dick size with your well-exercised gullet so you can have the correct measurement for future use.

Wanker/Chico/etc wrote:

skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 8:36PM
Oh Jesus, that's the funniest thing I've heard in weeks!
Watch out Cobalt, that big-ass 'cane is coming right at ya! I just fled Florida this morning, one step ahead of the howling wind ...

There was a passle of Bama cuties on the plane up, takin' a "girl's-only" weekend away from Ivan and the hubbies and the kids, Such sweet Suthern axx-ents on 'em, and round curvy li'l mommie butts that betrayed the corn-fed cheerleaders they were not all that long ago. Roll Tide Roll! Boo-yaaaa!!

No porn for two weeks, ya kidding me? I was popping tent poles like the sky was falling, which it was, it was.

I do think dac got the best Cris Taliana pre-sex banter I've yet seen, but my money's still on Wang. The inscrutable Jedi-mind-shit Zen jabberwocky of the Korean-Jewish-Mexican cartel may flummox and befuddle the beer-sodden Irish K-girl jockey, in a whirring "Kill Bill I"-stylee. Or if all else fails, he can send the Minion in for a full=pm Texas Steel Cage sumo showdown.

Aiyeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Cumwhipper
Senior Member

4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 8:40PM
I wonder if DAC is actually the Minion!

(just kidding!)

skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 8:41PM
Ouch, though, Cobalt. Looks like dac has pulled out that knife he keeps stashed in his Doc Martens and taken a slash! Can Wang recover ....
 
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 8:43PM
DAC, I don't think it's much of a stretch to say that I can get any girl to fuck the Minion who has fucked you. After all, both of you are repulsive fat pigs.

And to say I started it, I only carried over your initial snide remarks from another thread over to this thread.

You are an AVN award winning director or whatever the fuck. That's great bro! So is nearly every director in the business. You are the best.

Maybe you can have your company charter you a plane or get your own booth at AVN this year. Isn't that the reason you got fired (or workload seriously reduced) at Video Team? You were the most valuable facet of that company you are now no longer with exclusively. And to call you an editor after that hack job you did on a mutual friend was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. If you're an editor, then the Minion is Mr. Olympia.

Moral reasons for leaving or getting fired from 10 companies in four years? I feel strong for you Kid Vegas. Maybe you are the reason you are running out of options.

Here's a little olive branch. I'm shooting ass eating BJ scenes this week. I will offer you $1000 to be in a scene. No shit, no kidding. Give me a call. You can find my number.

Chico

BTW, do without the tough guy routine. You don't do shit when I'm standing in front of you except act like a little bitch.

Again, I bestow an olive branch to you, DAC. You can smoke weed all day, I'll drink beer all day. It's Rosh Hashana, and I have to pray to the porcelin gods.

Edited by - Chico Wang on 9/19/2004 5:47:21 AM

TonyC
Comstock Films

2523 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 9:11PM
I wish I could find some porn with this level of heat and chemistry.

Get a room already, you two!

-T.C.

Cumwhipper
Senior Member

4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 15 2004 : 9:13PM
TonyC - Didn't you see the Minion clip? LOL
Asmodeus
Lord of Lust

az-mo-day-us
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10/01
Posted - Sep 16 2004 : 12:48AM
The Minion definitely needs his own series. I don't know how well it would sell but I'm sure there are plenty of pervs who would get off seeing him with gorgeous whores.

BTW Chico, what do your bosses at DIABOLIC think of all the shenannigens you and Doron have been up to?

Edited by - Asmodeus on 9/16/2004 12:49:27 AM

Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 16 2004 : 3:46AM
For the record, the stuff I do on the side for my own amusement has nothing to do with Anabolic or Diabolic. I do these things on my own. None of these shoots have anything to do with my video company which happens to be my top priority. I just can't shoot video everyday. I need something to keep me amused that don't follow any rules.

If you don't believe me, I've spent over 20K on Minion scenes for laughs, with 20 more to go. I can be such an idiot sometimes.

Chico

Edited by - Chico Wang on 9/16/2004 3:49:26 AM
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 16 2004 : 3:47AM
Drunken repeat

Edited by - Chico Wang on 9/16/2004 3:49:43 AM

Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 16 2004 : 4:31AM
Hey all, Cal444 here,. all I have to say about it is..
Doron is a fuckin greek god, if any of us have comprable
memories to stroke it to in our old age, we're fortunate.


Cal444
Somewhere, looking at the next wave in porn.

Faceblaster
Member

390 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 16 2004 : 2:52PM


Cal444
Somewhere, looking at the next wave in porn.
[/quote]

yeah, tidal wave.

Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 19 2004 : 4:53AM
Well Cal444 was over my house a couple of days ago and used my computer.

He actually witnessed a Minion scene in progress and was perhaps horrified with what he saw.

Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 19 2004 : 5:50AM
I'm sorry Teagan, but I spoke to the Minion today and he has expressed no interest in working with you.

Unfortunately, I'm going to take a break in shooting these Minion videos. As of this Monday, that'll be 21 scenes shot in over 3 weeks. I think the Minion is getting too much exercise via the intercourse department and has to resume a normal eating schedule so he could bulk up for the winter.

 
Kamp
Member

369 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 19 2004 : 6:02AM
LMAO , you're one funny dude Chico.

Doron (=Moron?)

Edited by - kampfhund on 9/19/2004 8:01:48 AM

Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Sep 19 2004 : 7:21AM
Because of the boobjob? ;-)
Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Sep 19 2004 : 8:05AM
Enough teasing!

When can we buy the Minion DVD series box set?

Cumwhipper
Senior Member

4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 19 2004 : 9:45AM
That will be one super-sized box set! Imagine the shipping costs!
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 19 2004 : 3:11PM
I think the Minion is getting an ego. For Christsakes, pussy is pussy and when you get it everyday for the better part of a month, it all starts looking the same I suppose.

You're not going to believe the cast for the last week or so.

The funny thing is the Minion is getting a fanbase among the industry. The last scene I shot, there was a packed crowd watching the Minion live in action as he fucked a relatively new girl named Asia.

Chico

nietzsche
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Posted - Sep 20 2004 : 9:22AM
murmur
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Posted - Sep 20 2004 : 12:28PM
I loathe the minion. this thread is out of control. a mod should lock it.
nietzsche
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Posted - Sep 20 2004 : 12:37PM
I'd like to note that this is the longest thread I've ever posted--going on 200 responses, about half of which are chico's. Long Live the Minion Thread!
2dvd
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Trading DVDs
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12/00
Posted - Sep 20 2004 : 5:29PM
looks like Chiquita Lopez to me,
DoronD
Anabolic/Diabolic

132 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 20 2004 : 5:48PM
Thanks for the continued kind words. The more you write about me , albeit positive or negative, increases my stock. This allows me to continue to gorge myself on the fine foods that the San fernando Valley has to offer

::::::Doron goes to the fridge and chows down on some rack of lamb:::::

I turned down working with Teagan since she refused to cater whichever day we were to work together. That's all for now. I gotta find the cheapest buffet in Las Vegas so I can really do some damage at the AVN show.

 
T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 20 2004 : 6:07PM
See! I told you! Is it any doubt now that the Anabolic Minion is the man with the unquevicable Master Plan.Chico!
You sick bastard;but ingenious non the less.Yo Minion! Keep doing your thing with that Rack of Lamb so you can Rack those Honeys some more! You got my 100% support!
BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 20 2004 : 6:45PM
And here I thought that I was destined to go through life without an appropriate role model.

I love you man...

BSD

Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 21 2004 : 4:39AM
The Minion has two lives. One as my production assistant for Diabolic, and secondly as a performer for some Internet sites I do on the side.

He's living proof man has fucked whale.

Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 21 2004 : 4:46AM
The Minion shoots are coming to a close.

I've shot a grand total of 24 Minion scenes in 30 days and I gotta bring the Minion back down to earth.

He's now complaining that he's sick of pussy and getting the 'prima donna' complex.

It's funny how girls are beginning to request the Minion.

As the Minion's employer, I have to keep the Minion down and bring him back to ground zero.

Here's a picture from today's shoot. The last shoot in the forseeable future.

CLICK HERE FOR PICTURE

Chico Wang

Edited by - Chico Wang on 9/21/2004 1:28:20 PM

Pastrulox
Member

71 Posts
9/03
Posted - Sep 21 2004 : 5:05AM
HAHAHAHA! funny pic!
Lets talk now about the name from the Minions series. Give some ideas.
What about Lucky Fat Bastard??
BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 21 2004 : 11:40AM
CHICO -

With that photo, I have found my new computer desktop wallpaper.

Also, you can try and bring The Minion back doown to earth, and put him back in his place, but a talent like that just can't be caged. That bird's gotta fly. Besides, the public groundswell for all things Minion has already gotten rolling, and rival directors have sniffed the air and gotten the smell. You throw him back down in the dungeon, and one of these guys will find a way to spring him. A John Leslie, or even a Jaimie Gillis. How would that taste? I've heard that Quentin Tarantino always wanted to try his hand at porn. Think about the kind of havoc and mayhem that a Minion-Tarantino hook-up could produce. Picture John Ashcroft in full submissive gear, while the Minion cornholes him and Courtney Love mouthfucks him with a strap-on, all in front of a massive buffet spread on the set of the Regis & Kelli Show.

Pretty scary, huh?

Speaking of scary. It seems like every shot of The Minion having sex is in that same room, ON THAT SAME COUCH. Oh, the stories that thing could tell. Oh the smells embedded in those fibers. CAL\OSHA needs to get off the porn industry, and look into that room. And that couch in particular. Does the Center for Disease Control know about that couch? I'm sure there are some organisms there that those folks might be interested in. And you and your production people must have been put at risk for SOMETHING.

Long Live The Minion.

BSD

Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Sep 21 2004 : 12:18PM
Who is that Ashley girl on the pic? She's hot!
skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Sep 21 2004 : 12:34PM
I think it's going to be featured on an upcoming episode of "CSI." I actually sat that on thing. The texture of the fine fabric mingled with the excretions of scores of porn shoots is unlike anything found in nature. They could probably convict half of LA based on the DNA evidence it contains.
T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 21 2004 : 12:44PM
That is a unspeakable Couch.
croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 21 2004 : 11:04PM
Well people watch Fear Factor and the stuff they ingest. Why shouldn't porn be similar?
jcjarra
Member

44 Posts
7/04
Posted - Sep 23 2004 : 7:27PM
Anybody know where I can find more pics of her? Maybe a full name?

http://www.naughtymodelingxxx.com/girls/kat.html

Regards,
Jeff

nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 23 2004 : 7:44PM
I think she's new. You'll have to wait a while.
jcjarra
Member

44 Posts
7/04
Posted - Sep 23 2004 : 7:47PM
Alright. Thanks.

Regards,
Jeff

T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 24 2004 : 11:56AM
Anybody catch the latest Pic of the Minion,that Chico post on Luke Ford? It says "69 or Missionary". MY GOD!! The Minion looks like a true Beast hairy Blob ingulfing the girl
laying under him.Truely a unique picture if I ever saw one.
Keep the good stuff coming you guys.
nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 24 2004 : 12:04PM
BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 24 2004 : 2:30PM
Friends -

Utterly fuckin' amazing.

You literally can't tell, which end is which.

Unbelievable.

BSD

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