DAC, I've always been reactive, not proactive in your case.I'm hairless. You're a fat pig. One hundred pounds ago? LOL. Lose more weight. I'm sure your snorting diet is doing wonders.Yes, I loathe myself and have to take it out on others. You are the most independent, trustworthy person around. Why does most of the industry consider you a two-bit, has been moron mired in self-importance? At least I don't have to hawk my baseball card collection to get a blowjob.Unlike a grifter like yourself who has begged, borrowed and stolen, I was actually on full scholarship at a real university. Not that it's saying much. Getting a film degree is worth about as much a bucket of your diarrhea. Aren't you the one that lauds your college education your momma paid for?You always know where I am and I have never ever avoided you in person. It's funny how I get along with everyone around you yet you seem to have a problem with me. And how nearly everyone around me thinks your an idiot. Do your thing brother. I'll see you at AVN panhandling in front of the Evil Angel booth where they were laughing at the fat used car salesman in front of their booth. Or keep trying to get in with Platinum X. I'm sure Jewel thinks you're the greatest too.
Aside from snide little comments from washed up gophers, I'll try to stay on the topic at hand.
Yes the Minion did do a scene with Madison Monroe for a safe sex special during the recent 'crisis'.
One thing is clear. The Minion has worked a scene a day for the last week. And I'm booking scenes for him every day for the next week with some slots open.
I am looking for Taylor Rain who is a good friend of mine.
If there are any other suggestions, please let me know.
Madison Monroe is amazing! I'd be willing to bet that she volunteered for that scene with the Minion.
I've been watching NSA2 again. The scene with Madison getting a 4-cumshots-in-the-mouth "treatment" for the bee sting on her tongue (prescribed by Dr. Chico Wang himself!) is off-the-charts hot. Madison just has such a playful attitude and demeanor. Combine that with her petite, gorgeous body and face and her willingness to do nasty things just for the fun of it, and she's like a walking wet dream.
Chico - I know you said she's gone for now cause she got a new BF, but please let us know if she decides to make a comeback. Maybe a bribe would help? LOL
Jim: Looks like that standing three count was totally unnecessary, Joe. Chico just landed at least a dozen vicious jabs and, I hate to say it, but DAC is dazed, he looks hurt. He's thinking comeback, but it may not be in the cards tonight.
Joe: I wouldn't discount DAC that quickly, Jim. He's been around the block a time or two, and you know what they say about old age and treachery overcoming youth and skill. He's taken a beating, sure, but he's taken them before and he's still around.
Jim: I don't know, Joe. DAC has the size advantage and experience, but Chico's will seems indomitable, and he's quick. I think the smart money's on Wang.
Joe: We'll see, Jim, we'll see, still a lot of fight left in these two. Only time will tell.
ding ding ding!
Taylor Rain prances around the ring in the aforementioned hot pants with the round card to a cacophony of catcalls and screams of "We love you Taylor!" and "When are you gonna do IR?" and "I've got an eight ball! Show me the gape!" (Somebody smack that guy, wouldja?)
Overhead in DAC's corner : OK, Dave, you've got 'im on the run. He's moving too much, too fast, gotta keep 'im moving, tire him out, wait for your opening...bloody water spluts into a metal bucket ..then BAM!...Knock him flat!...Now fight!
Meanwhile, in Chico's corner : Get 'im boss! You're winning! I like fucking hot porn chicks; hit 'im harder! And remember - Led Zep ferever...(Doron air guitars -- Hey, Doron -- secret Minion/Cobalt handshake, dude, now push 'im back out there! He'll be OK, I need to see blood!)
Ditto on Madison's eyes. They're maybe her best feature, and that's saying a lot! They kind of remind me of Brianna Blaze's eyes. They just penetrate right through me like an electric current (that goes directly to my cock)!
Hey, little boy, you're the one who started all this with your smart remarks about my dick size & weight in this thread -- neither of which you have accurate figures on. I invite you to measure my dick size with your well-exercised gullet so you can have the correct measurement for future use.
Oh Jesus, that's the funniest thing I've heard in weeks! Watch out Cobalt, that big-ass 'cane is coming right at ya! I just fled Florida this morning, one step ahead of the howling wind ...
There was a passle of Bama cuties on the plane up, takin' a "girl's-only" weekend away from Ivan and the hubbies and the kids, Such sweet Suthern axx-ents on 'em, and round curvy li'l mommie butts that betrayed the corn-fed cheerleaders they were not all that long ago. Roll Tide Roll! Boo-yaaaa!!
No porn for two weeks, ya kidding me? I was popping tent poles like the sky was falling, which it was, it was.
I do think dac got the best Cris Taliana pre-sex banter I've yet seen, but my money's still on Wang. The inscrutable Jedi-mind-shit Zen jabberwocky of the Korean-Jewish-Mexican cartel may flummox and befuddle the beer-sodden Irish K-girl jockey, in a whirring "Kill Bill I"-stylee. Or if all else fails, he can send the Minion in for a full=pm Texas Steel Cage sumo showdown.
DAC, I don't think it's much of a stretch to say that I can get any girl to fuck the Minion who has fucked you. After all, both of you are repulsive fat pigs.
And to say I started it, I only carried over your initial snide remarks from another thread over to this thread.
You are an AVN award winning director or whatever the fuck. That's great bro! So is nearly every director in the business. You are the best.
Maybe you can have your company charter you a plane or get your own booth at AVN this year. Isn't that the reason you got fired (or workload seriously reduced) at Video Team? You were the most valuable facet of that company you are now no longer with exclusively. And to call you an editor after that hack job you did on a mutual friend was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. If you're an editor, then the Minion is Mr. Olympia.
Moral reasons for leaving or getting fired from 10 companies in four years? I feel strong for you Kid Vegas. Maybe you are the reason you are running out of options.
Here's a little olive branch. I'm shooting ass eating BJ scenes this week. I will offer you $1000 to be in a scene. No shit, no kidding. Give me a call. You can find my number.
Chico
BTW, do without the tough guy routine. You don't do shit when I'm standing in front of you except act like a little bitch.
Again, I bestow an olive branch to you, DAC. You can smoke weed all day, I'll drink beer all day. It's Rosh Hashana, and I have to pray to the porcelin gods.
The Minion definitely needs his own series. I don't know how well it would sell but I'm sure there are plenty of pervs who would get off seeing him with gorgeous whores.
BTW Chico, what do your bosses at DIABOLIC think of all the shenannigens you and Doron have been up to?
For the record, the stuff I do on the side for my own amusement has nothing to do with Anabolic or Diabolic. I do these things on my own. None of these shoots have anything to do with my video company which happens to be my top priority. I just can't shoot video everyday. I need something to keep me amused that don't follow any rules.
If you don't believe me, I've spent over 20K on Minion scenes for laughs, with 20 more to go. I can be such an idiot sometimes.
Hey all, Cal444 here,. all I have to say about it is.. Doron is a fuckin greek god, if any of us have comprable memories to stroke it to in our old age, we're fortunate.
Cal444 Somewhere, looking at the next wave in porn.
I'm sorry Teagan, but I spoke to the Minion today and he has expressed no interest in working with you.
Unfortunately, I'm going to take a break in shooting these Minion videos. As of this Monday, that'll be 21 scenes shot in over 3 weeks. I think the Minion is getting too much exercise via the intercourse department and has to resume a normal eating schedule so he could bulk up for the winter.
I think the Minion is getting an ego. For Christsakes, pussy is pussy and when you get it everyday for the better part of a month, it all starts looking the same I suppose.
You're not going to believe the cast for the last week or so.
The funny thing is the Minion is getting a fanbase among the industry. The last scene I shot, there was a packed crowd watching the Minion live in action as he fucked a relatively new girl named Asia.
I loathe the minion. this thread is out of control. a mod should lock it.
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I'd like to note that this is the longest thread I've ever posted--going on 200 responses, about half of which are chico's. Long Live the Minion Thread!
Thanks for the continued kind words. The more you write about me , albeit positive or negative, increases my stock. This allows me to continue to gorge myself on the fine foods that the San fernando Valley has to offer
::::::Doron goes to the fridge and chows down on some rack of lamb:::::
I turned down working with Teagan since she refused to cater whichever day we were to work together. That's all for now. I gotta find the cheapest buffet in Las Vegas so I can really do some damage at the AVN show.
See! I told you! Is it any doubt now that the Anabolic Minion is the man with the unquevicable Master Plan.Chico! You sick bastard;but ingenious non the less.Yo Minion! Keep doing your thing with that Rack of Lamb so you can Rack those Honeys some more! You got my 100% support!
With that photo, I have found my new computer desktop wallpaper.
Also, you can try and bring The Minion back doown to earth, and put him back in his place, but a talent like that just can't be caged. That bird's gotta fly. Besides, the public groundswell for all things Minion has already gotten rolling, and rival directors have sniffed the air and gotten the smell. You throw him back down in the dungeon, and one of these guys will find a way to spring him. A John Leslie, or even a Jaimie Gillis. How would that taste? I've heard that Quentin Tarantino always wanted to try his hand at porn. Think about the kind of havoc and mayhem that a Minion-Tarantino hook-up could produce. Picture John Ashcroft in full submissive gear, while the Minion cornholes him and Courtney Love mouthfucks him with a strap-on, all in front of a massive buffet spread on the set of the Regis & Kelli Show.
Pretty scary, huh?
Speaking of scary. It seems like every shot of The Minion having sex is in that same room, ON THAT SAME COUCH. Oh, the stories that thing could tell. Oh the smells embedded in those fibers. CAL\OSHA needs to get off the porn industry, and look into that room. And that couch in particular. Does the Center for Disease Control know about that couch? I'm sure there are some organisms there that those folks might be interested in. And you and your production people must have been put at risk for SOMETHING.
I think it's going to be featured on an upcoming episode of "CSI." I actually sat that on thing. The texture of the fine fabric mingled with the excretions of scores of porn shoots is unlike anything found in nature. They could probably convict half of LA based on the DNA evidence it contains.
Anybody catch the latest Pic of the Minion,that Chico post on Luke Ford? It says "69 or Missionary". MY GOD!! The Minion looks like a true Beast hairy Blob ingulfing the girl laying under him.Truely a unique picture if I ever saw one. Keep the good stuff coming you guys.