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DIAMOND DOG
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"Puff Daddy is crap." - Keith Richards
320 Posts
7/04
Posted - Sep 24 2004 : 4:02PM
I laughed so hard when I saw that, that I immediately called my friend to tell him to look at it. He, as well, couldn't stop the fit that ensued.

God bless you Chico. God bless you're deviant vision.

T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 24 2004 : 4:42PM
Looks like a Beheaded WILD BORE!! Where is the head?? Which
way is which?There is a butt crack on both ends of this spectrum!MY GOD!!The Earth has met it's END;thanks to the MINION TAKEOVER!!

Edited by - T.L.Tycoon on 9/24/2004 4:43:51 PM

Eric Lowery
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West Hollywood
234 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 24 2004 : 7:40PM
Who is the whore under that beast?
nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 24 2004 : 11:40PM
Let's be sure about one thing, the pic has been tampered with, we can assume.
 
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 25 2004 : 10:04AM
The pic was slightly tampered with in photoshop. Namely, an Evil Angel cameraman took out his neck.

It was odd shooting the stills in this scene. It just looked funky.

I'm in essence done with shooting Minion videos which means no more pussy for him for a long time.

I have a funny feeling though you'll be seeing him in the near future blasted all over the place.

Chico

T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 25 2004 : 3:35PM
Whats tha Matter Chico;was the Minions Pre-Madonna Complex
getting to be a bit much;or have you shot enough content to last a while? He should be grateful to Wang-sta Gangsta for Opening the doors of Opportunity to be the "Beastly Stud" that he has become.Keep us to tune as to which WEBLINK we can catch him on.I will enjoy watching these lean newbie whores being utterly Engulfed and Penetrated;by this Mass of a being.What Quality Family fun,for all to enjoy!
barrybrn
Senior Member

1568 Posts
9/03
Posted - Sep 25 2004 : 4:39PM
I wouldn't be surprised if the Minion becomes one of the few male contract boys for one of the big companies. His talent can not be overlooked.
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 2:35AM
Actually, I'm tired of shooting more Minion scenes. I tend to go in spurts and 24 scenes was harrowing. With all the food he spilled on himself, my house is looking like an outhouse. Besides, I have other shooting to do.

When you realize the Minion was a complete virgin before meeting me, and couple that with his recent complaints that he's tired of pussy like he's a seasoned meat puppet, yes, I have to bring him back down to earth.

CLICK HERE FOR PICTURE

They may resume in the near distant future but, for now, I'm retiring from shooting. They've cost me a pretty penny, that's for sure.

Chico

nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 10:30AM
I propose the new Minion line be called Whorin' with Doron

Edited by - nietzsche on 9/26/2004 10:30:18 AM

cosmic
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134 Posts
11/02
Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 11:38AM
Wow! This is a just babe for Minion.
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nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 11:56AM
I have a sinking feeling Drew has the crosshairs of the lock button focused on this thread.
Cumwhipper
Senior Member

4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 12:24PM
Please let it be so - I don't think I can take many more pictures of the Minion crushing tiny pornstars!

Lock it Drew!
Lock it Drew!
Lock it Drew!
Lock it Drew!
Lock it Drew!

(reminds me of that old Star Trek episode with those obnoxious kids controlled by some evil entity played by Melvin Belli (!). Thay all chant "Tell 'em Jim" "Tell 'em Jim" "Tell 'em Jim", mocking the oldest girl in the group - Man I'm old!)

nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 1:29PM
This is my longest thread ever on ADT! It's the only productive thing I've ever done with my pitiful life.
Cumwhipper
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4050 Posts
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Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 2:00PM
Oh come now nietzsche! You've been bringing some of recent hitory's most notorious criminals and killers back to into the public's consciousness - That's productive!
 
murmur
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8/04
Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 6:29PM
Great news for minion-haters. Minion made a complete asshole of himself(even more so than usual) dealing with one of his models, Gia Paloma.

from lukeford.com:

Wanker Wang Posts: The Great Minion Experiment may be coming to a close. I gave my Minion a business about a month ago. And it has been a catastrophe since inception. I let him know several days ago that he better shape up as an agent or Minion Modeling may die a quick death.

The near final straw came when I spoke to Gia Paloma the other day. I've always had a cool relationship with Gia Paloma who is probably one of the nicest whores in the business. She always tries to give 100% in a scene.

Apparently, she was booked for an Evil Angel shoot one day. The Minion arrived late to pick her up. When he arrived there, he told Gia that he didn't feel like driving in his $600 Volvo station wagon and instructed Gia Paloma to drive him to the Downtown L.A. set.

On the way there, Gia bought the Minion breakfast.

Mind you, he works for me so later I asked him why he would drive with Gia when she knew where it was. He responded that he wanted Gia to perform the best she could and I suppose his presence would unleash some sort of superhuman sexual response from Gia.

He wanted to help Gia so much that he proceeded to sleep on a couch during most of the shoot. His snores would constantly disrupt the set.

After the scene, Gia's ass was super sore and she was exhausted. She asked the Minion to drive her back in her car. Ever the compassionate one, the Minion said no, he was also very tired from sleeping throughout the afternoon. So Gia drove the Minion back to the Valley.

The Minion slept throughout the trip back. At one point, he leaned his mammoth girth breaking Gia's cup holder.

Then the Minion arrived for work around 3 PM. Again, let me repeat, he works for me and shows up to work at 3PM.

Now, there are few people I know as pitiful as the Minion. He has a difficult time organizing two toothpicks, let alone some pornstars with rigid schedules. Everything he touches has a tendency to break. He has, in his short time with me, broken 3 camcorders, 2 computers, a $1000 digital camera, and I suspect a dozen other electronic items.

Gia Paloma no longer wishes to be anywhere near the Minion. In fact, she is considering a restraining order not because he's violent but because she is repulsed by the Minion.

Could this be the end of Minion Modeling? Only time will tell before I pull the plug

skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 7:23PM
Oh, man -- that's tragic .
I met the Minion and he was pretty cool. I'm glad I didn't have to see him naked though.
agentspits
Member

49 Posts
4/04
Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 9:26PM
i got to give it up to the minion, he is one lucky man, who cares what he looks like, he's getting laid by fine ass sluts. we all wish we could be doing what he's doing and getting fuckin paid for it.

you have to respect the man for that.

and i would also watch his videos, mostly for the comedic value, so his videos serve a purpose, and he gets to have fun while entertaining people.

cannot hate on the man.

props to the minion and to wang for making it happen for both of them.

i want to fuck porn sluts too!

croy
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Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 26 2004 : 11:12PM
Murmur, since you dislike the Minion, watch the BTS of Un-Natural Sex 12. Taylor Rain hits him in the balls with a riding crop.
BSD
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San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 27 2004 : 1:13AM
Friends -

If that is not sooooo "Minion", I don't know what is.

MINION: (to talent who has been getting fucked in her ass and tossed around all day under lights and in front of a film crew, while he slept.), "No, YOU drive, I'm tired."

Beautiful.

BSD

croy
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Discovry
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Posted - Sep 27 2004 : 2:47AM
So what skills does the Minion actually have? If not given a job as an agent and gofer stuff, what could he actually do?
iiyama
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1/04
Posted - Sep 27 2004 : 2:50AM
Many many many things my friend but we not actually talk of such things for fear they may even actually be none.
Asmodeus
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az-mo-day-us
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10/01
Posted - Sep 27 2004 : 2:56AM
I have a feeling many porn babes are breathing a huge sigh of relief now that Chico is retiring The Minion from preforming in front of the camera.
nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 27 2004 : 3:27AM
I'm sicka all the minion hatas around here! I want more minion! I'm minion as hell--and I'm not gonna minion it any more! I want the minion, the whole minion, and nothing but the minion!...so help me minion! A minion by any other name...! For we have nothing to fear but minion himself! Ich bin ein minioner! Mr Gorbachev, tear down that minion! Four score and minion years ago, our minions brought forth on this minion a new minion...
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 29 2004 : 6:10AM
The Minion has disappeared. For the past week, he has not shown up for work. In fact, last week, he called up Tony T. and Scott Nails in a desperate voice that he was constantly living in terror. He told them that everyday he was afraid to show up to work because he didn't know how I was going to humiliate him that day.
I guess the nail hit the coffin when I informed him that the fuck videos I've been putting him in were coming to an end indefinitely.

If this is true, I'd like to express my fondest wishes for the Minion. He will be sorely missed. I'm crying as I write this.

CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO EULOGY

Chico Wang

 
ObiBong
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1162 Posts
12/02
Posted - Sep 29 2004 : 6:27AM
So... this means you're hiring?
barrybrn
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1568 Posts
9/03
Posted - Sep 29 2004 : 8:28AM
I cried more watching that video than I did at the end of the movie "Beaches". Minion please come home.
BSD
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San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 29 2004 : 11:21AM
Friends -

Oftentimes, the most talented among us, the true visionary artistes, lead fragile lives of desperation, misunderstanding and self-destruction while they are with us. And they exit the world stage much too quickly, sometimes before we can even realize what we had.

Jimi Hendrix, Syd Barrett, Sid Vicious, Tupac, THE MINION... All gone before their true impact could be recognized and appreciated.

But fret not porn fans. For although the Minion currently wanders the haze and ponders his next move, I'm sure he will surface on somebody's doorstep soon. He's gotta get hungry. And even if we've seen the last of him publicly, we are fortunate to have the historical record of his life and work.

Unless that bastard Chico is right now burning or otherwise destroying the masters.

Smile.

BSD

T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 29 2004 : 6:43PM
Yes! The ol Pre-Madonna Complex!Chico raised him to the Apex
of getting Pussy and mass adolation.He begins to think that
the Girls are Fucking him for him;and Fame Goes to his head.
Wangsta-The Ultimate Gangsta sees and detects this;and places him on the Pine.Science being to put him back down to Earth, and Test the loyalty.Minion goes splitville!I hope in timeyou both can reunite.This Minion thing was just beginning to take off and become a Porno Cult Classic.I wish Chico and Doron D much success in the future.
agentspits
Member

49 Posts
4/04
Posted - Sep 29 2004 : 9:46PM
haha i wish he was, i'd want the minions job anyday.
croy
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Discovry
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3/04
Posted - Sep 29 2004 : 10:54PM
Given his performance as an agent, I'm kind of curious as to the Minion's previous job history.
Chico Wang
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775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 30 2004 : 4:00AM
The Minion called me today telling me he needs a couple of weeks to think about 'life'. Apparently, he's been under a tremendous amount of stress lately and the constant barrage of mockery and humiliation I've put on him has been too overwhelming. Besides, I told him no more pussy for a while unless he gets it on his own (impossible!).

Chico

T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 30 2004 : 8:25AM
Well.....At least he had enough gumption to call back.
barrybrn
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1568 Posts
9/03
Posted - Sep 30 2004 : 10:43AM
He is young, cut the Minion some slack.
croy
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Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 30 2004 : 10:34PM
Per your plan of getting the Minion to over 400 pounds, it is the perfect time to have pizzas sent to his place. His feelings of humiliation and low self esteem make it likely that he would drown it in food. Other high calorie delivery food would be ideal. Some seek comfort in high fat, high sugar, crunchy food.

Is the feeling of humiliation from being given (paid) pussy? Being made to eat to look more pig-like while fucking said pussy?

 
devinn
Devinn Lane

69 Posts
9/04
Posted - Oct 1 2004 : 12:41AM
All I can say is WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


XOXO
Devinn

murmur
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79 Posts
8/04
Posted - Oct 1 2004 : 1:32AM
thankfully this whole minion business is coming to an end. the girls who had sex with him on camera are going to need serious therapy.
Ramsey
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10/02
Posted - Oct 1 2004 : 5:00AM
Coming soon: The Minion II
oatmeal
Meat Popsicle

Seeking Beauty
1738 Posts
8/04
Posted - Oct 1 2004 : 9:08AM
That was quite the tender eulogy... now I feel like eating pizza.
hdt98
Member

24 Posts
8/03
Posted - Oct 1 2004 : 10:16AM
I'm curious. Could the Minion deliver a massive pop shot?
oatmeal
Meat Popsicle

Seeking Beauty
1738 Posts
8/04
Posted - Oct 1 2004 : 2:02PM
I bet he could crank out a massive steaming pile for you... (((shiver)))
rc7394
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1109 Posts
8/04
Posted - Oct 3 2004 : 3:54PM
Everyone failed to realize that the photo was posted at lukeford.com. He was the 37 yr old intellectual guy in the 60 minutes episode that spoke up against the XXX industry and how horrible it is. So does this site belong to him or someone else using his name?
skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 3 2004 : 5:38PM
Luke has not been affiliated with that site for years. A guy named Scott Fayner runs it. Chico Wang, in the guise of W. Wanker Wang, also has run the site, and still posts stuff there from time to time. Luke is now called Duke Floored, and runs a new version of his conspiracy-and-paranoia themed expose site called lukeisback. I actually think Luke is a pretty funny guy, as freaky as anyone he writes about. But a little too close to self-parody. Whereas, Scott's just out for drugs and pussy, and Chico's just in it for laughs. I think the Minion should "break the silence" about his years of abuse at the diabolical whims of Chico and go on the Dr. Phil show to seek compassion from middle-class armchair America. That would be brilliant. And then at the end, Sammy Hagar comes out to reward the Minion for his courage, and invites him to a wild weekend at Cabo Wabo, which becomes a reality TV spectacular and ends with the Minion getting laid by a bunch of drunk college hotties cast by MTV or Blind Date or something. But then the cycle of degradation would start all over again ... Minion, we hardly knew ye!
Faceblaster
Member

390 Posts
5/04
Posted - Oct 4 2004 : 1:09AM
The Minion was recently sighted at a Hometown Buffet in Van Nuys barking out sexual commands in Latin to the kitchen staff and stuffing his penis deep inside a porkloin. It is believed he escaped during the commotion.
RedLightMisfit
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103 Posts
1/04
Posted - Oct 4 2004 : 4:20AM
So, is the website still coming out?
Zoid
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Boobies and Anal
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5/04
Posted - Oct 4 2004 : 5:09AM
Only massive, killer fart
valjean4876
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953 Posts
3/04
Posted - Oct 4 2004 : 9:49AM
The man has had more beautiful women in a week than most will get in a year. He should go to prison.

No, he should be made to eat dinner at the home of James Dobson while his videos are being projected onto a screen at the head of the table, behind him. I'd like to be a fly on the wall for that one.

JD is the guy that thinks all porn depicting penetration of any kind should be banned.

DIAMOND DOG
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7/04
Posted - Oct 7 2004 : 8:08PM
croy
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3/04
Posted - Oct 7 2004 : 11:26PM
So, what was the humiliation about? Having to show up on time? Actually having to do his job? I actually am curious what he found so bad.
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Oct 8 2004 : 5:24AM
After a couple of weeks of soul searching, the Minion came crawling back. He tells me he needed the time off to think about what has become of his life as the butt of industry mockery.

I think he crawled back because he knew there would be no more free pussy anymore.

What did I do when I came back? I put him in a scene within 3 hours. Here's a picture.

CLICK FOR PICTURE

Chico

Renton405
Member

114 Posts
9/04
Posted - Oct 8 2004 : 5:33AM
LoL....Embracing the ultimate in sloth, pigness and self indulgence...You are bringing it to almost an art form chico, lol...Thumbs up to your test subject with laughs and more smeared food treats [:oD

Edited by - Renton405 on 10/8/2004 5:36:01 AM

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