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X-PlaySteve
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Yeah... we keep going there...
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9/09
Posted - Jan 15 2010 : 8:14PM
Hey it's Bobby from X-Play. The guys are casting for Not Charlie’s Angels XXX. Do you have any suggestions for the 3 angels plus the other girls like the villains, prostitutes and other female characters? They are doing the 1970s Farrah Fawcett version.
TeganLovesSara
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252 Posts
12/09
Posted - Jan 15 2010 : 8:27PM
Asa Akira
Kayden Kross
Madelyn Marie
or
Christina Aguchi
Carmen McCarthy
Tanya James
Harri Patel
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3/03
Posted - Jan 15 2010 : 8:55PM
How about no one?
Crucifixio_Jones
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4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jan 15 2010 : 8:59PM
Normally, I'd say cast Skyy Black, Cherokee D'Ass, Beauty Dior and possibly Pinky but I know you wouldn't do that.
Right now, I'm seriously jonesin' for a MILF version of the Angels that'd consist of Lisa Ann, Francesca Le' and Julia Ann but I know you won't do that, either. So let's go with:
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Kristina Rose as Jaclyn Smith's Kelly Garrett
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Chayse Evans as Kate Jackson's Sabrina Duncan
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Krissy Lynn as Farrah Fawcett's Jill Monroe
...with Daniel Metcalf as the voice of Charlie.
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Crucifixio_Jones
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10/03
Posted - Jan 15 2010 : 9:01PM
Since when were there ASIAN Angels? What show you were you watching?
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TeganLovesSara
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252 Posts
12/09
Posted - Jan 15 2010 : 9:09PM
OP ask what I thought, I put it out there.
sorry it doesn't meet the porn overlord's standards.
Crucifixio_Jones
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10/03
Posted - Jan 15 2010 : 9:15PM
^ OP put it out there that "They are doing the 1970s Farrah Fawcett version." That means no Lucy Liu/Alex character.
Sorry the porn overlord forgot you were illiterate.
Also: notice that I didn't have to quote you to respond to you. You should try it some time.
Maybe you missed (or simply couldn't read) this:
Learn the rules of the game, kiddo or get off the playground. Please.
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picman
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2884 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jan 15 2010 : 10:40PM
Tori Black
Bobbi Starr
Tara Lynn Foxx
Jeff Mullen
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219 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jan 16 2010 : 1:21AM
So far some really good suggestions. Keep in mind that we cannot use contract girls from any company other than Adam & Eve Pictures. So no Kayden Kross anymore for example or not Kagney Linn Karter since she just signed with ZT. Thanks for the Kristina Rose suggestion as I never thought about her in one of the roles even though I love her so that was a nice suggestion. Seriously, keep them coming because it is an open playing field right now.
Porno Dan
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4378 Posts
3/09
Posted - Jan 16 2010 : 3:48AM
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melt
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The pride of Manchester
3763 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jan 16 2010 : 4:26AM

Hot and intelligent then I would suggest:-
Gracie Glam
Victoria Lawson
Mallory Rae

melt
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3763 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jan 16 2010 : 5:01AM

If you prefer older and more experienced stars.

Bobbi Starr
Jenna Haze
Phoenix Marie

I would love to see those three in the same movie.
XXXenophile
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343 Posts
1/07
Posted - Jan 16 2010 : 6:00AM
Raylene I think would be great as Sabrina.
Kristina as Kelly just makes sense.
And when it comes to Jill, I think if you're gonna have fun and at least try to go with the classic hair, you'll have to wait and see how each girl looks.
picman
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2884 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jan 16 2010 : 8:23AM
I would have nominated Stormy as the Farrah character as she's as close to a dead ringer as you can get in porn, but don't think she'd work on a production not her own or Wicked's. Also, the women would have to skew a little older, but I'd still keep Bobbi Starr. I'd always keep Bobbi Starr.
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2431 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jan 17 2010 : 2:03AM
How about Andy San Dimas
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as Kate Jackson's Sabrina Duncan?
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wcw43921
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4/08
Posted - Jan 17 2010 : 4:33AM
I think it would be really nifty if you could get Jamie Gillis for the voice of Charlie. You wouldn't need him to perform on-camera--just get an anonymous stunt-cock guy for those scenes where Charlie's getting serviced by some nubile young thing while giving the Angels their assignments.
Now I don't know if you have your screenplay yet, but it would be really great if you could base the story on the episode Attack Angels--but rather than beautiful women [ invalid url ] to become killers, they're Hypnotized to become trophy wives or sex servants.
I know more than a few people who would buy this movie in half a heartbeat if you were to go with this particular storyline. Just sayin'.
Hope that helps.
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Edited by - wcw43921 on 1/17/2010 4:37:00 AM
Cerebral Jedi
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1067 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jan 17 2010 : 5:04AM
Tori Black as Kelly
Tory Lane as Sabrina
Shyla Stylez as Jill
Bree Olson as Kris, Jill's sister
I think I might switch up the first two though. Body wise(Ok I mean tits)Tori might be a better fit for Sabrina and Tory for Kelly. I could also see Dana Dearamond as Sabrina.
T0MBOne
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1200 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jan 17 2010 : 10:58AM
If this parody sells well, do one with an Asian cast of lovelies, another with an African American cast, etc---T0M
Edited by - T0MBOne on 1/17/2010 10:59:20 AM
Rosco Fuji
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3309 Posts
2/09
Posted - Jan 17 2010 : 11:45AM
Amatuers all of you! There already was a porn version of Charlie's Angels called "A Coming of Angels" released back in 1977 starring Annette Haven. Reviews are posted on this site.
andysandimas
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248 Posts
8/09
Posted - Jan 17 2010 : 2:01PM
i can see it! i think i'm definitely the charlie's angels type :)
charn
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12/09
Posted - Jan 17 2010 : 4:46PM
i could see bobbi starr as sabrina duncan, in a better movie by some other company that can write and shoot a parody.
facialdpfan
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447 Posts
11/07
Posted - Jan 17 2010 : 4:53PM
Madison scott as Kris
Asa Akira as anyone. Who cares if she is Asian. I love her.
Jessica Jaymes as Kelly
Amber Rayne as Sabrina
melt
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3763 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jan 17 2010 : 4:59PM
Agreed. How about Madelyn Marie as Kelly Garrett?
charn
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2880 Posts
12/09
Posted - Jan 18 2010 : 12:46AM
i am not familiar with either kelly garrett or madelyn marie. i remember kate jackson from Scarecrow and Mrs. King. i am too young to have seen the show when it aired, but i get the impression it was already halfway to being a parody itself, with a ridiculous premise propped up on eye candy.
for the 70s look, no tattoos.
Edited by - charn on 1/18/2010 12:48:18 AM
melt
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3763 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jan 18 2010 : 4:56AM

Kelly Garrett is the role played by Jaclyn Smith.
Here is Madelyn Marie.
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EL TEA
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1088 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jan 19 2010 : 8:04PM
I luv that cast list of the sisters u mentioned. Hey crucifixio, u think i should do a version of the 1977 movie the CARWASH u know complete with pimps and hookers, but i would need someone to play Richard Pryor what u think?
Libertine
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61 Posts
1/10
Posted - Jan 19 2010 : 9:36PM
If you could get her, i'd always suggest Eva Angelina
or Tory lane.
Crucifixio_Jones
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4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jan 19 2010 : 10:01PM
I'm going to have to go back and watch the movie again for ideas. Do I think you should do an X-rated take on it, though? I wouldn't mind as long as it was done right, you know what I'm saying? I know with Elegant Angel, it would be but I guess my question for you is, do you think Patrick would go for it?
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7/05
Posted - Jan 19 2010 : 11:05PM
HELL to the NO. Bartholet has that shit on lock. He's far more, uh, "debonair" than I.
Unless this is some radical re-imagining in which Charlie is revealed to be from the Mojave Desert, I'd be as miscast as Burt Reynolds in At Long Last Love.
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lilmissmackenzeepierce
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1148 Posts
10/07
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 12:16AM
well i am going in for the casting so we'll see... not holding my breath i dont feel i look like the characters but there are other roles....
"i live life with no regrets"
EL TEA
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6/08
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 12:23AM
Crucifixio_Jones
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10/03
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 1:14AM
Oh no, I own the movie. I just have to make time to re-watch it soon. I agree, for Elegant to join the parody party, I wouldn't even do it unless it was going to be perfect.
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TeganLovesSara
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252 Posts
12/09
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 1:28AM
El Tea, why don't you do a parody of Set it Off?
Edited by - teganlovessara on 1/20/2010 1:28:48 AM
EL TEA
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1088 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 12:21PM
Great idea!



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