Hey it's Bobby from X-Play. The guys are casting for Not Charlie’s Angels XXX. Do you have any suggestions for the 3 angels plus the other girls like the villains, prostitutes and other female characters? They are doing the 1970s Farrah Fawcett version.
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TeganLovesSara Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 15 2010 : 8:27PM
Asa Akira Kayden Kross Madelyn Marie or Christina Aguchi Carmen McCarthy Tanya James
Normally, I'd say cast Skyy Black, Cherokee D'Ass, Beauty Dior and possibly Pinky but I know you wouldn't do that. Right now, I'm seriously jonesin' for a MILF version of the Angels that'd consist of Lisa Ann, Francesca Le' and Julia Ann but I know you won't do that, either. So let's go with: [Image not found DB] Kristina Rose as Jaclyn Smith's Kelly Garrett Chayse Evans as Kate Jackson's Sabrina Duncan Krissy Lynn as Farrah Fawcett's Jill Monroe ...with Daniel Metcalf as the voice of Charlie. Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 1/15/2010 10:43:13 PM
^ OP put it out there that "They are doing the 1970s Farrah Fawcett version." That means no Lucy Liu/Alex character. Sorry the porn overlord forgot you were illiterate. Also: notice that I didn't have to quote you to respond to you. You should try it some time. Maybe you missed (or simply couldn't read) this:
Learn the rules of the game, kiddo or get off the playground. Please. Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 1/15/2010 9:22:38 PM
So far some really good suggestions. Keep in mind that we cannot use contract girls from any company other than Adam & Eve Pictures. So no Kayden Kross anymore for example or not Kagney Linn Karter since she just signed with ZT. Thanks for the Kristina Rose suggestion as I never thought about her in one of the roles even though I love her so that was a nice suggestion. Seriously, keep them coming because it is an open playing field right now.
Raylene I think would be great as Sabrina. Kristina as Kelly just makes sense. And when it comes to Jill, I think if you're gonna have fun and at least try to go with the classic hair, you'll have to wait and see how each girl looks.
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Posted - Jan 16 2010 : 8:23AM
I would have nominated Stormy as the Farrah character as she's as close to a dead ringer as you can get in porn, but don't think she'd work on a production not her own or Wicked's. Also, the women would have to skew a little older, but I'd still keep Bobbi Starr. I'd always keep Bobbi Starr.
How about Andy San Dimas as Kate Jackson's Sabrina Duncan?
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I think it would be really nifty if you could get Jamie Gillis for the voice of Charlie. You wouldn't need him to perform on-camera--just get an anonymous stunt-cock guy for those scenes where Charlie's getting serviced by some nubile young thing while giving the Angels their assignments. Now I don't know if you have your screenplay yet, but it would be really great if you could base the story on the episode Attack Angels--but rather than beautiful women [ invalid url ] to become killers, they're Hypnotized to become trophy wives or sex servants. I know more than a few people who would buy this movie in half a heartbeat if you were to go with this particular storyline. Just sayin'. Hope that helps. _____________________________________________________________ "There can never be too many beautiful women Hypnotized for our pleasure." Edited by - wcw43921 on 1/17/2010 4:37:00 AM
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Posted - Jan 17 2010 : 5:04AM
Tori Black as Kelly Tory Lane as Sabrina Shyla Stylez as Jill Bree Olson as Kris, Jill's sister I think I might switch up the first two though. Body wise(Ok I mean tits)Tori might be a better fit for Sabrina and Tory for Kelly. I could also see Dana Dearamond as Sabrina.
If this parody sells well, do one with an Asian cast of lovelies, another with an African American cast, etc---T0M Edited by - T0MBOne on 1/17/2010 10:59:20 AM
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Posted - Jan 17 2010 : 11:45AM
Amatuers all of you! There already was a porn version of Charlie's Angels called "A Coming of Angels" released back in 1977 starring Annette Haven. Reviews are posted on this site.
i am not familiar with either kelly garrett or madelyn marie. i remember kate jackson from Scarecrow and Mrs. King. i am too young to have seen the show when it aired, but i get the impression it was already halfway to being a parody itself, with a ridiculous premise propped up on eye candy. for the 70s look, no tattoos. Edited by - charn on 1/18/2010 12:48:18 AM
I luv that cast list of the sisters u mentioned. Hey crucifixio, u think i should do a version of the 1977 movie the CARWASH u know complete with pimps and hookers, but i would need someone to play Richard Pryor what u think?
I'm going to have to go back and watch the movie again for ideas. Do I think you should do an X-rated take on it, though? I wouldn't mind as long as it was done right, you know what I'm saying? I know with Elegant Angel, it would be but I guess my question for you is, do you think Patrick would go for it? [Link]
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Posted - Jan 19 2010 : 11:05PM
HELL to the NO. Bartholet has that shit on lock. He's far more, uh, "debonair" than I. Unless this is some radical re-imagining in which Charlie is revealed to be from the Mojave Desert, I'd be as miscast as Burt Reynolds in At Long Last Love.
well i am going in for the casting so we'll see... not holding my breath i dont feel i look like the characters but there are other roles.... "i live life with no regrets"
Oh no, I own the movie. I just have to make time to re-watch it soon. I agree, for Elegant to join the parody party, I wouldn't even do it unless it was going to be perfect. [Link]
TeganLovesSara Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 1:28AM
El Tea, why don't you do a parody of Set it Off? Edited by - teganlovessara on 1/20/2010 1:28:48 AM