What I mean by that is a little dynamo that did it all. Her body was built like a gymnast and her ass and strong legs could both crack walnuts.
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Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03
Posted - Jun 19 2008 : 9:18PM
Is this a joke posting? There are at least 6819958585 people on earth. Now what really could the likelihood be there could be a woman on earth who meets your very simple criteria. "Doing it all" I don't know about that, I never saw her do any vomiting of pureed insects, that stuff is hot. "Built like a gymnast" ditto, never saw her near a balance beam, there are actual women who I have seen do gymnastics. "her ass and strong legs could both crack walnuts." Never saw that either actually. But if you can get me a woman who looks like Gauge who does Japanese Bug Vomit Erotic Videos you're on.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe 576 Posts 5/03
Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 1:33PM
I don't know about other readers, conq, but I took Largo's post as the rhetorical question I'm sure he meant it to be. I remember the first time I laid eyes on Gauge (on tape). Wow. Even performing with the odious-looking Mojo couldn't ruin her sexy appeal. A true exemplar of the "barely legal" look. Not sure we'll ever see her like again, but I'm an optimist.
Yeah, I was a big fan of hers, there's not really a girl around who I'd say is very similar in looks/body shape and sexiness/dirtiness to her right now. Maybe Missy Stone is the closest?
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe 576 Posts 5/03
Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 2:26PM
Well, Largo, let me be clear: I'm saying your post was perfectly understandable, sensible, and required no apology whatsoever. BTW, I'm sure I read it elsewhere on these pages (can't remember specifically), but I believe Gauge has retired to Arkansas with her SO (not Mojo -- he's long gone) where she's following other pursuits. I wish her well, but admit I'd pay a hundred bucks to see a diskful of new BG scenes if she ever decides to return.
fatalbert, thanks for kind words. The DMan, Great call with Jamie Elle. Another contender could be Vanessa Lane, but there was something about Gauge that did it for me.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe 576 Posts 5/03
Posted - Jun 22 2008 : 1:46PM
Yeah, Digger, me too. I think it, and another Mojo scene, was from a couple of Ed's Dirty Debutante series entries, though I have both scenes on Gauge Exposed, also from New Machine. Ed's usual horrible (shaky, all-over-the-place) camerawork, ugly guys, but Gauge was still lookin' good.
I missed Gauge entirely. I didn't start watching porn until a couple years ago, and by then she was pretty much gone. Any particular titles I should check out?
Steph - Gauge does fit in a suitcase. In Weapons Of Ass Destruction 2 a suitcase is delivered to a hotel room occupied 3 dudes. They proceed to open the suitcase and out pops Gauge. Sexual havoc ensues.
JJ's Trained Teens has been mention a couple of times, Gauge is really hot in this, there's a girl in scene 4 called "meme", does she go by another name, I've looked for her time and time again, but found nothing.
The scene in WOAD 3 involving the suitcase was one of the first American porn productions I ever saw, and WAS the first I'd seen on dvd. This movie in general is one of the best ever, and set the bar pretty high for future titles. What happened to Jules's stuff since then, after Ass Worship 6 ,all of the crazy sized plugs I loved in previous titles seemed to dissapear. Was it JJV that changed, or me? On the Gauge question, no, clearly without genetic cloning in porn there'll never be another, although I've heard she sometimes dances still, and is often escorted/minded by a former member of ZZ-Top, thus doubling the novelty.
After seeing this cover photo of Sandy Sweet I noticed something very Gauge-like about her, a certain je ne sais quoi. I'm sure her height, 4'11", is a major factor. She would also have to add a few things to her sexual repertoire to be in Gauge's league.
