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| Pagoda Senior Member  Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 |  Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 4:00AMI got an idea from THIS thread. I got to thinking (dangerous, I know) that there are movies with cumshots to the eye, and now I've heard that there are girls snorting cum up their noses. Girls have always taken cum in their mouths and down their throats, even aimed at their hair. The only place left on the head that I've yet to come across is the jacking a direct bull's-eye into a chick's ear. Having grown up on Roadrunner cartoons, I carried this idea through to its inevitable conclusion: injury. And a trip to the ER. Now I've seen plenty of pornos that take place in hospitals, full of naughty nurses, gyno stirrups, horny male patients getting sponge bathes. But has anybody ever made a porno in which a vignette starts in the ER with a doctor examining a girl with pink-eye, cold sores and an ear ache, and he says, "You might need to see an ENT. Do you have any idea how you could have gotten so sick so fast?" And then we dissolve into flashback and we see her wild gonzo scene with three guys in which she took an open mouth facial, an eye shot, and another hot load in her ear. Next up is the girl who thinks she might be pregnant. Then a flashback to the vaginal creampie. Maybe we can have a male patient suffering from priapism, and after seeing his flashback of his reverse gangbang, we understand why he's got a perpetual hard-on. He gets prescribed tranquilizers and sleeping pills so he can't keep reliving it in his mind over and over again. And don't even get me started on all the objects that need extraction from rectums. "Now, can you please explain to me how your panties came to be inside your anus?" And then {warp, warp, warp) we flash back to see that her panties were just the last in a great series of skimpy garments that (with careful editing) were inserted one after the other into her ass. Flash forward to the ER, and the doctor's pulling her entire outfit out in one long string like a clown with a trick hanky. The actual sex scenes would be totally crazy and nasty, but with some humorous set-up with the vignettes. Kind of like taking all those funny urban legends about sex and putting them into a movie, attempting to act out how a person could really end up in the ER after a wild night. So, would anybody watch something like this? And what other activities could get chicks and studs sent to the ER? It could be a series!  [Link] |
| Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 4:09AM Now, what actors and actresses might we cast in these roles. How about Erik Everhard as one of the docs? He's got that studious look about him, especially with his glasses on. And you know, Mike John has tried his hand at setting up different scenarios in his movies and having the actors play roles - it's pretty cool. Maybe he can direct.  [Link] |
| modano Member 316 Posts 12/05 | Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 4:50AM [Link] |
| saratoga120 Senior Member 1404 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 9:45AM [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 1:47PM [Link] |
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| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 1:55PM This all certainly sounds like an interesting idea, I like it, the scenerios sound great. - -B -I -G -m -i -k -e, here and there, over and out! - - [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 4:13PM And of course the patients are just mortified. They might even lie to the doctor. "I was sliding into home plate, and I didn't notice the bat still laying on the ground. I ended up with this baseball bat up my ass. But I got the home run!" And Dr. Spears is all, "Mmm hmm. I see," but he, a closet perv, imagines the more likely scenario for the protruding bat. [Link] |
| eduardo911 Senior Member 1299 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 4:33PM BTW if it's gonna be a non-sex role, why use a porn stud at all? [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 4:53PM [Link] |
| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 5:16PM
- -B -I -G -m -i -k -e, here and there, over and out! - - [Link] |
Hardware  All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 5:21PM [Link] |
| Seth666 Member 645 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 6:54PM [Link] |
| Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Apr 4 2006 : 10:40PM [Link] |
| Gentleman Jon All-Star Member 1881 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Apr 5 2006 : 10:56AM About non-sex roles in porn, they often go to retired or semi-retired performers who still have visibility in pornland. Like there could be a Dr. Ron Jeremy. But I do think Evan Stone would pull it off better. I seem to remember a thread in the news and press releases section in the last year about some company signing Randy Spears to an exclusive contract, though. Ah yes, I found it. It would have to be a Wicked picture to use Randy Spears. [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Apr 5 2006 : 1:35PM I've never seen that. Is the rest of it funny? [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Apr 5 2006 : 1:38PM [Link] |
| Myload Senior Member A rose is what you are to me 2069 Posts 6/03 | Posted - Apr 5 2006 : 3:25PM [Link] |
| BigFerret creampie scientist Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Apr 5 2006 : 3:35PM [Link] |
| Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Apr 5 2006 : 10:59PM [Link] |
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