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smallcock
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131 Posts
8/07
Posted - Jul 13 2008 : 12:34AM
when you can identify male pornstars by their cocks... Does anybody else have this 'problem'?
There are at least 5 guys I can identify if you put a picture of their cock in front of me. I was browing thru some hardcore sites and glory-hole sites and I can tell which male pornstar the appendage belongs to. I'm deeply concerned about this and slightly aroused.
Edited by - smallcock on Jul 13 2008
DarkPlaces
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477 Posts
3/07
Posted - Jul 13 2008 : 2:39AM
Let your freak flag fly, brother. Be ashamed of nothing.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Jul 13 2008 : 4:19AM
smallcock starts yet another thread about his favorite topic: cocks.
Dean Wormer
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
1048 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jul 13 2008 : 4:37AM
Or when you can recognize the doggies in the beasty movies by their cocks.
ninja1
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2939 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jul 13 2008 : 1:31PM
Porn would be 1000% better if the producers assumed we could identify the players thusly. Then we wouldn't have to endure those lingering mug shots and hairy ass shots.
 
Algaliarept
Senior Member

3557 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 17 2008 : 11:44PM
Even worse, if you can identify them by their sacks. John Strong for example has almost no ball sack. I always wonder where all the cum eminates from.
x9911
Member

10 Posts
7/06
Posted - Jul 18 2008 : 2:01AM
i laughed when i read this. i too have found i can do this. not intentionally of course. so who are they?
for me its -
holmes,everhard,strong,stefano, and tony t (my cue to skip ahead). thats all i can think of at the moment.
lenscap
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everywhere
185 Posts
10/05
Posted - Jul 18 2008 : 6:49AM

smallcock said: I'm deeply concerned about this and slightly aroused.
actually, you should be concerned about being aroused, not the other way around...
BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jul 18 2008 : 7:39AM
As one of the IAFD editors, I, at least, have an excuse for this
Since male pornstars are so poorly ID'd (if at all), and you often don't get to see their faces, cocks (and tattoos) are often all you have left to make an ID from.
I'll take this one step further...
What does it mean when you can recognize some of the guys by how they hold and stroke their cocks, and how they cum, during the cumshot?
stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jul 18 2008 : 8:48AM
Blackzilla..
ntfighter
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645 Posts
7/07
Posted - Jul 18 2008 : 11:13AM
Porn is cock-centric. The producer first principle is to keep as much of the cock visible as possible and still have penetration.
I'm thinking that a viewer would better able to recognize the cocks before the cunts.

Golden age porn was sex-centric.
I'm patient I believe the pendulum will swing back to whole body, dynamic sex.
Smiler Grogan All-Star Supporter
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the war cry
14790 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jul 18 2008 : 3:15PM
for the most part I couldn't.
I could probably identify Lex if I had too. Let's face it though, not really a hard task.
And Ron Jeremy is identifiable only because you're bound to see his hairy body even without his face.
Eh, whaddya gonna do? Unless you watch only g/g films then all men here spend an inordinate amount of time looking at naked men and their cocks. Doesn't make one gay, it just makes one..uh, more self-aware?
Endless Loop
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Tomatometer
1129 Posts
8/04
Posted - Jul 19 2008 : 4:12AM

When the kitchen drawer has more black plastic bags in it from the porn shop, than it has white ones from the supermarket.
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jul 19 2008 : 6:29AM
The only ones I can think of that I can identify without seeing their faces all have distinctive tattoos. In fact, I had a theory that this might be one reason why porn stars get tattoos. So that people will recognize them even if they only saw a single picture or a short video clip.
Algaliarept
Senior Member

3557 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 19 2008 : 6:31AM
...if more than 30-50% of your credit card charges have been for porn.
 
BigBobxxx
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2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jul 19 2008 : 7:01AM
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alfan
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Lea DeMae!!!! Simply the Best!!
443 Posts
6/06
Posted - Jul 19 2008 : 11:10AM
You guys have too much time on your hands. If yoy are not looking at the babe....what?
I could care less who the guy is, unless it is Wesley Pipes or Lex Steele, I hate those guys. Most guys I pay no attention to them and only watch the babe and her actions.
JohnW
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1351 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jul 19 2008 : 11:43AM
The cock does matter, I don't want it to look soft, I don't want visible circumcision scars, I don't want weak cumshots, and I don't want piercings. I probably couldn't recognize any cocks except Peter North and Julian.
ntfighter
Member

645 Posts
7/07
Posted - Jul 19 2008 : 4:18PM
Haven't you noticed when the girls are deep-throating that there's a big hard, juicy, ready to burst with nutty goodness COCK in the middle of the screen.
NO HOMO.
Edited by - ntfighter on 7/19/2008 4:18:45 PM
Algaliarept
Senior Member

3557 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 19 2008 : 5:06PM
Lately this discussion reminds me of the Ron White routine about his homophobic friend who loves porn, and how everyone is alittle gay. it goes something like this: Ron: "everyone is a little gay" Friend: "I'm not gay, I hate queers, etc." Ron: "do you like porn?" Friend" yeah I love porn" Ron" do you like the girls to have sex with small limp flacid penises?" Friend "no! I want em to git fucked with big rock hard cocks... (shocked silence, cueing audience laughter as homophobic guy realizes he watches and even prefers certain male anatomy)" Classic. Its all good people.
Cerebral Jedi
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I don't trust men who don't like big tits.
1067 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jul 19 2008 : 6:51PM
Sounds like the OP needs his inner voice fixed. You know the one that would've told him not to post how he can not only ID cocks just by looking at them, but that they arouse him.
Algaliarept
Senior Member

3557 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 19 2008 : 9:01PM
ahh...most people are just too uptight. I always wonder about those that "doth protest too much". At the end of the day, who cares. Like what you like and have no regrets (as long as it doesn't harm anyone of course)
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jul 19 2008 : 9:09PM
Truer words were never spoken.
Algaliarept
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3557 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 19 2008 : 9:17PM
^^^
LeeKingsboro
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Best For Business
526 Posts
11/13
Posted - Jan 4 2014 : 11:20AM
You know you watch too much porn when you look back at the sexual encounters you've had and refer to them in your head as "scenes".
 
N00dlesDaddy
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Layla...got me on my knees...
1793 Posts
7/13
Posted - Jan 4 2014 : 4:30PM
Regarding the OP's post, I can do this too. Thank God, I thought I was alone. Everhard & Brandon Iron are particularly identifiable for their distinctive 'wedge' shape.
I will never understand why noticing such details - and the discussion of male genitalia in general - is frowned upon as being somehow 'gay' in many of these forums. We all watch porn for the chicks, sure, but how the hell can you have b/g porn without cocks? Those things are my surrogates - bring 'em on.
LeeKingsboro
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526 Posts
11/13
Posted - Jan 4 2014 : 4:47PM
^ Yeah people are fulla shit. The people actin all homophobic know whose dick they're lookin at too. They're just too homophobic and self-cautious to admit it.
ninja1
Senior Member

2939 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jan 4 2014 : 6:28PM
Here we are, more than 5 years later. The pendulum has not moved, for mainstream porn.
But there are some small producers and websites who have a different approach.
Ferronetwork.com has a refreshingly different style which is sex-centric and woman-centric; but unfortunately it is too expensive.
Edited by - ninja1 on 1/4/2014 6:29:00 PM
dpfanatic24
Member

33 Posts
10/13
Posted - Jan 5 2014 : 12:19AM
Agreed - add in Billy Glide, Stefano and Steve Holmes to my list
N00dlesDaddy
Senior Member

Layla...got me on my knees...
1793 Posts
7/13
Posted - Jan 5 2014 : 6:13AM
^ Don't forget Chris Charming. But then, you couldn't exactly miss something that size hoving into view...
LCF All-Star Supporter
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10364 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jan 5 2014 : 11:37AM
I can do that , I'm I paying attention to the dicks? No ,have I a good memory? Yes , also I find arousing when two performers are actually attracted by each other , for example Kristina Rose and Manuel Ferrara , to identify the performer would add something to scene , also some sites hire always the same guys so unless you're mindless your brain should make connections the same way it does for faces: a face a name if you can't see a face then whatever you have say a tattoo, a scar, the way he moves , his shoes , some are peculiar either big or bent or always soft , you can't possibly not know who's the owner of such dick.
I also recognize some porn sets , would you think I have a fetish for furniture?
Edited by - LCF on 1/5/2014 11:38:03 AM
dpfanatic24
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33 Posts
10/13
Posted - Jan 5 2014 : 5:23PM
This thread is hilarious. Don't forget Mark Davis' distinctive uncut dick
LeeKingsboro
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526 Posts
11/13
Posted - Jan 5 2014 : 5:26PM
"I Love Fiona"
Cody McLarge
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2668 Posts
8/10
Posted - Jan 5 2014 : 7:19PM
You've seen a guy's asshole more than his proctogologist.
N00dlesDaddy
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Layla...got me on my knees...
1793 Posts
7/13
Posted - Jan 6 2014 : 2:23PM
Don't forget Mark Davis' distinctive 10 minutes of jerking before he - finally - shoots his muck.
I have another for the list: there's no mistaking Jake Steed's huge banana-shaped schlong. I'm actually a big fan of Jake's. He always looks kinda bored but consistently delivers an impressive money shot.
 
N00dlesDaddy
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Layla...got me on my knees...
1793 Posts
7/13
Posted - Jan 7 2014 : 1:53AM
...And here's another! (slaps forehead) Gentlemen, I give you Le Champignon...Yves Baillat.
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Dragon Sign
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3381 Posts
12/13
Posted - Jul 24 2016 : 7:02PM
In a society where people go around watching cellphones all the time I prefer some reckognizable cocks running the show over and over.
Dragon Sign
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3381 Posts
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Posted - Oct 16 2016 : 8:45AM
When message from FBI start getting to you and you shout come on now and skipping methods won't work



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