Any things that "bug" you in porn? (page 2)

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Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 1:36AM Face Candy wrote: I hate blemishes on the lens like oil or water droplets right in the middle of the screen. Click to expand Don't watch a squirt movie then [Link]
MikeSouth Deactivated User 511 Posts 11/02	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 1:57AM LubeNLuv wrote: MikeSouth wrote: LubeNLuv wrote: Choking is more a sexual assault as an sex act. Immature view of sex ? I dont think so...... Click to expand Now you are just being asinine. If choking in sex is non-consensual, then yes, it would be assault. If done under consent, it's fetish at the worst. Wow...are you ever bigoted in your views. Edited by - lubenluv on 8/2/2008 4:22:39 PM Click to expand They have several words for people who practice choking during sex: Defendant, Convict, Murderer, and of course, my favorite Idiot. Keep doing it you will kill her, or damage her for the rest of her life. It may even take several years to show, like stroke damage, but its there. You aren't cutting off her air you fucking moron, you are compressing one of the carotid arteries that carries blood to the brain. Its the same thing as a stroke if she goes unconscious. Oh ya and the defense, "but she said it was OK"...doesn't fly only a dumbass thinks you can agree to be a party to a crime. Edited by - MikeSouth on 8/2/2008 9:05:47 PM Click to expand Mike you don't have a fucking clue what you are talking about, but thanks for rushing the line between squeezing the neck of your partner with your hand and auto-asphyxiation. We were discussing the choking scenes in PORN, not shoving a bag over someones head, applying chokeholds, gasping and the like. Porn doesn't portray that (at least not mainstream). And personally, although it's none of your business, I was referring to some one-handed squeezing around the front of my partners neck during sex, usually with splayed fingers towards the collarbone. Choking using anything but your hand is dangerous. Choking to the point you cut off air is dangerous. Squeezing the cartoid is dangerous (do you even have a CLUE where that is genius?) Placing your hand around the front of her neck and squeezing just a bit....not dangerous. And please don't try and convince me that porn is meant as a "role model" and that choking scenes as I'm describing above are somehow bad for the business. Point to the number of deaths in porn from "choking scenes" versus the number of deaths in porn from suicide, OD's and STD's. Hell, lets talk creampies, condom-less sex with multiple partners, etc. if decide to cross that line. You can't believe how stupid some people are? I can't believe how hair-trigger some so-called PROFESSIONALS in the industry are. Edited by - lubenluv on 8/2/2008 11:38:38 PM Click to expand 400 deaths a year in the US from this exact thing and you are telling me how much YOU know about it...keep it up dumbass. Yes I know where the carotid arteries are one is in the front of the neck, its the one that got compressed when mark davis choked out roxy Giselle or whoever it was. they think its choking because like you they havent a clue about what they are doing. You want to be a fucking idiot be my guest, but don't say I didnt tell ya Oh ya...and I know how to spell it too.... Idiots.... [Link]
not ruff enuff 4 me Member 46 Posts 7/08	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 1:58AM i hate these platform shoes.they are gawdy,stupid and distracting. will they EVER disapear???? i love feet.i love legs.i love porn shot with full view of the bodies in action.but put a stupid pair of platforms on a girl and fast forward for me. just silly!! [Link]
shoeboxxx Member 14 Posts 8/08	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 9:52AM i hate it when the girls don't take their shoes/boots off [Link]

backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 11:30AM Lubenluv wrote:"Choking using anything but your hand is dangerous. Choking to the point you cut off air is dangerous. Squeezing the cartoid is dangerous (do you even have a CLUE where that is genius?) Placing your hand around the front of her neck and squeezing just a bit....not dangerous." Sorry but that's probably one of the more unintelligent things I have ever read here. Maybe you need to look up the definition of choking. If you aren't cutting off blood flow or air you aren't really choking. So maybe you are arguing for something you aren't even doing. Squeezing "just a bit" is dangerous especially during sex when the heart is pumping faster. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 12:19PM MikeSouth wrote: You want to be a fucking idiot be my guest, but don't say I didnt tell ya Oh ya...and I know how to spell it too.... Idiots.... Click to expand Mike. I know that you probably mean well here but you don't have to be a jerk about it. [Link]
overtonian Member 22 Posts 1/07	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 12:22PM Looking back at the camera or 75% of the shot is of the Guys asshole, balls and dick. [Link]
MikeSouth Deactivated User 511 Posts 11/02	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 3:31PM RandomPrecision wrote: MikeSouth wrote: You want to be a fucking idiot be my guest, but don't say I didnt tell ya Oh ya...and I know how to spell it too.... Idiots.... Click to expand Mike. I know that you probably mean well here but you don't have to be a jerk about it. Click to expand Mike. I know that you probably mean well here but you don't have to be a jerk about it. if you are looking for a fanboi who sugar coats the truth add me to your block list. you want sugar coated bullshit just turn on CSpan and listen to what comes out of Washington DC. When someone , through an act of complete stupidity is going to kill someone else I'm not going to say hey yer a nice guy and probably very intelligent and Im not worthy because you are a self proclaimed "industry expert" who cant even spell carotid artery but Im sure you know more than I do so please be careful fuck that, the guy is a fucking idiot [Link]
Imyourboogieman Member 53 Posts 10/07	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 5:12PM I highly dislike stripper platform shoes, why not a nice pair of white keds or flip flops. No more squirt movies it's not real. No more fake reality set-ups if it's so real why do we see the same girls doing the same lame set ups. Fake big cocks attached to male performers with fake cum wtf. No more girls who don't want to be in the g/g and g/b/g scenes if you're cast with another girl be prepared to perform oral on her. [Link]
NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 5:36PM The only thing less attractive than flip-flops are crocks.... Neither ever looks good on anyone, ever. [Link]
LubeNLuv Senior Member 1854 Posts 3/06	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 6:02PM And another thing that bugs me about porn vids: What's with the same bedspread/couch/rug/wallcoverings? Is there only ONE porn house in California? Or does everyone shop at the same tacky Porn-o-Rama House of Furnishings? Edited by - lubenluv on 8/3/2008 6:28:51 PM [Link]
Rico Shades Member www.mydeepdarksecret.com 295 Posts 12/06	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 7:24PM shoeboxxx wrote: i hate it when the girls don't take their shoes/boots off Click to expand really? i love a good pair of CFM heels. [Link]
Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 7:27PM overtonian wrote: ...or 75% of the shot is of the Guys asshole, balls and dick. Click to expand Hate this as well. If I buy the flick to see a hot couple of girls, I don't want to see hairy man ass most of the scene. [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08	Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 10:07PM Imyourboogieman wrote: Fake big cocks attached to male performers with fake cum wtf. Click to expand Totally. Worst idea for a site EVER. NewRomancer wrote: The only thing less attractive than flip-flops are crocks.... Click to expand Amen to that. Crocks should be turned back into the tires from whence they came. Flip-flops are tolerable... until I hear someone take a single step in them. The 'flip-flop-flip-flop-flip-flop' sound is not sexy in any universe. [Link]

Buster Hymen Member 44 Posts 8/08	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 12:46AM Lack of chemistry, just going through the motions with fake moaning, that has to be my biggest pet peeve. I understand it’s hard (no pun intended) for actors and actresses to perform in from of a group of people with cameras, lights on sets but please make a little effort. Audrey Bitoni always seems to give a 100% in her performances. There was a scene where Audrey was blowing a guy and she was going down on him like she got bitten by a snake and the guy’s semen was the antidote. The guy’s hand got in the way and she pushed his hand out of the way without missing a beat, she’s a trooper and I really enjoy her acting abilities. [Link]
backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 1:03AM Mike South wrote: "fuck that, the guy is a fucking idiot" Awwwww Mike quit beating around the bush and tell us how you feel ! [Link]
LubeNLuv Senior Member 1854 Posts 3/06	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 8:49AM Amen to that. Crocks should be turned back into the tires from whence they came. Flip-flops are tolerable... until I hear someone take a single step in them. The 'flip-flop-flip-flop-flip-flop' sound is not sexy in any universe. Click to expand I've seen some porn scenes with flip-flops, but are you saying porn with the performers wearing Croc's actually exists? Ewwwwww.... [Link]
TomChoad Member I Likes Ya 685 Posts 1/08	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 11:31AM Thankfully I haven't seen this much in porn, but there are moments at the beginning of a scene where the guy just stares at the girl and licks his lips...WTF!!! [Link]
machoman RS Member Are there Slim Jims in heaven? THERE MOST CERTAINLY ARE!!!! 114 Posts 12/07	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 12:21PM The choking thing is being highly misinterpreted. My girl is the sweetest most innocent beauty on earth. One day, during some nice sex, she took my hand and placed it around her neck. A couple of minutes later............multiple orgasms. We talked about this, and I told her that I wasn't very comfortable with it, and that is why I didn't go all out and actually try to REALLY CHOKE HER. She said that she was quite glad that I didn't, because that wasn't the effect that she was looking for. Who the fuck wants to be ACTUALLY choked? I found out that she likes to be taken control of; dominated in a sense, and a hand on the throat is just a small part that adds to the illusion. She also likes hair pulling, but not to the point where it hurts. There are some true masochists out there that like the real deal, but I think Lubenlov is outside of this category Now, I'm perfectly fine FAKE choking in bed, when the moments right. And Mike South, shame on you for assuming we're fucking murderers. Sit back and think before you type. And insults just make you look like a child. Count yourself lucky that you apparently have some kind of immunity, making posts that would get others deactivated, or at least slapped on the wrist. Apparently board etiquette applies to some, but not others. Edited by - machoman RS on 8/4/2008 12:29:12 PM [Link]
grover All-Star Member Literotica.com - grover10 16888 Posts 11/04	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 12:40PM Taylor Von Bailey wrote: YankNSpank wrote: ads at the beginning that can't be bypassed. Click to expand Yeah. Click to expand Yeah X 1,000,000! G [Link]
MikeSouth Deactivated User 511 Posts 11/02	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 1:00PM machoman RS wrote: The choking thing is being highly misinterpreted. My girl is the sweetest most innocent beauty on earth. One day, during some nice sex, she took my hand and placed it around her neck. A couple of minutes later............multiple orgasms. We talked about this, and I told her that I wasn't very comfortable with it, and that is why I didn't go all out and actually try to REALLY CHOKE HER. She said that she was quite glad that I didn't, because that wasn't the effect that she was looking for. Who the fuck wants to be ACTUALLY choked? I found out that she likes to be taken control of; dominated in a sense, and a hand on the throat is just a small part that adds to the illusion. She also likes hair pulling, but not to the point where it hurts. There are some true masochists out there that like the real deal, but I think Lubenlov is outside of this category Now, I'm perfectly fine FAKE choking in bed, when the moments right. And Mike South, shame on you for assuming we're fucking murderers. Sit back and think before you type. And insults just make you look like a child. Count yourself lucky that you apparently have some kind of immunity, making posts that would get others deactivated, or at least slapped on the wrist. Apparently board etiquette applies to some, but not others. Edited by - machoman RS on 8/4/2008 12:29:12 PM Click to expand You obviously do not know much about which you speak. While what you are doing might be relatively harmless the practice is to really compress the neck of the person, and sometimes it leads to death. Porn got a real intro to this in a Zero Tolerance movie where Mark Davis choked a performer named Boo until she lost consciousness...on camera and it was left in the movie. At first AVN and other hailed this as the greatest thing in porn, until it was pointed out theres a good chance she will be deaf, blind or something else at some point later in life as a result and that he was very lucky he didnt kill her. Still the whole choking thing continued and still shows up from time to time. Im gonna say it nice this once. If you compress the neck of your partner you may as well stick a loaded gun to her head and hope you dont apply enough pressure on the trigger. Because that's what you are doing. [Link]
machoman RS Member Are there Slim Jims in heaven? THERE MOST CERTAINLY ARE!!!! 114 Posts 12/07	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 1:06PM There's a major communication barrier here that will obviously never be breached. I do appreciate you not insulting me, however. [Link]
caroline-NL Member 543 Posts 3/07	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 3:37PM RandomPrecision wrote: caroline-NL wrote: Choking is more a sexual assault as an sex act. Immature view of sex ? I dont think so...... Click to expand When someone like you says something like this, it worries me more than all the hammerheaded anti-porn zealots in the world. Click to expand Oh, thanks, but you misunderstood me. If people want to do this....they should do it....but I dont want to watch it. And I dont like it, that this "sex act" is almost common in some US porn productions. It should be in SM or "choking" porn videos. [Link]
warrenwest67 Member Thanks for the mammaries. 966 Posts 1/07	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 4:03PM My peeve now are websites that advertise content they no longer support. = Reality Kings - So cal Coeds !!!! [Link]

hairyfan New Member 2 Posts 8/08	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 6:11PM Fake tits Too much make-up and styling Overly lavish sets Pornstars who think they can act [Link]
not ruff enuff 4 me Member 46 Posts 7/08	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 6:12PM good topic. a place to vent. pleas pass this to porn producers and actresses. (1)-stop buying/wearing platform heels!!!! dammit! (2)-stop plastering fake eyelashes to your faces! god dammit! (3)-don't EVER show me a man who eats his own spunk! (4)-less close-ups,,,more full body shots of the action! ()-oh yeah,and if you include the beutiful feet of women,,make sure they are clean,,and not as if she walked thru dirt to get to the set,thanks! :):):):):) [Link]
Offender Member 158 Posts 12/06	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 7:16PM Algaliarept wrote: I hate it when a girl leaves clothes on during the scene. If its a schoolgirl movie or some other clothes related fetish, that's one thing, but otherwise the gal should be all-nude. Click to expand It drives me crazy when she takes everything off but a skirt or a shirt and leaves it around her waist. Just take it off already! And shoes have got to go. Just doesn't look natural. And sorta like what others have mentioned, scenes where the guy isn't hard where the girl is trying to blow him. Don't they use fluffers anymore? [Link]
backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 7:40PM You don't see it too much anymore but fake anal use to drive me nuts. The girl would say "stick it in my ass" and then the following scene wouldn't show any penetration whatsoever and the chick would howl like she had telephone pole in her butt. Blech !!!! I saw a purported Desiree Lane DP once and to this day don't believe it happened. [Link]
Face Candy Member 81 Posts 7/08	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 7:45PM plots, character development, dialogue, costumes... [Link]
Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08	Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 10:42PM Offender wrote: It drives me crazy when she takes everything off but a skirt or a shirt and leaves it around her waist. Just take it off already! Click to expand x 1 billion. I hate this in porn! The point of porn is to see mega-hot, naked chicks doing things you will be lucky just to imagine doing. to clothes left on in a scene I say... [Link]
Pine_Barrens Member 38 Posts 7/08	Posted - Aug 5 2008 : 3:52AM yeah, hate this too, especially when Ashlynn Brooke's doing that. in those schoolgirl movie she's always leaving her skirt on which makes her look like a plumper wrapped in christmas paper, what a pity, she's one of the most beautiful girl ever, so why the hack aren't we supposed to see her completly naked? more recently, Mike South is the most annoying "thing" in porn. what a fuckwit. rant on! [Link]
WardqueenJanine Member 914 Posts 2/08	Posted - Aug 7 2008 : 9:29AM caroline-NL wrote: I hate this choking - or simulated choking. Click to expand What is it with the sounds that the directors obviously make the girls make when they're getting mouth-fucked. If I hear the "agggh", or "gluggg, gluggg, gluggg" that seems to accompany each and every one of these scenes I swear I'll scream! [Link]
machoman RS Member Are there Slim Jims in heaven? THERE MOST CERTAINLY ARE!!!! 114 Posts 12/07	Posted - Aug 7 2008 : 12:53PM caroline-NL wrote And I dont like it, that this "sex act" is almost common in some US porn productions. It should be in SM or "choking" porn videos. [/quote] What? Ever here of a little known guy named Rocco Sifredi? How about Raul Christian? Ringing a bell at all? This is just the tip of the iceberg. [Link]
BobArctor Member 276 Posts 4/06	Posted - Aug 8 2008 : 3:17PM 1. Choking/slapping -- a wood killer, but then I happen to like women. I'm with Mike South 100% on this. 2. Fishnets/bondage fetish wear -- Enough already! I have a thing for nurse and schoolgirl fetish wear, that's always nice. But how about regular clothes for a change? Yoga pants, tight jeans, the girl next door look. I stopped getting Jules Jordan dvds precisely because he has them all made up like cheap hookers now--every girl is loaded down with heavy eye makeup fishnets and leather. And I used to love his stuff. 3. Guck, guck, guck, gagging noises -- Roger T Pipe rails against this and I agree. It isn't a turn-on it's just annoying. It's especially silly when the male talent has a 5 inch dick--c'mon WE KNOW you're not choking on that! 4. DPs -- Too much hairy man-ass! That's not what I'm paying to see. The idea of 2 guys rubbing their dicks together inside a woman is just a turn-off for me. 5. Guys shoving a girl's head down on another guy's dick -- Man, you do realize that all you're doing is jerking a guy off with that girl's face, right? It's hot when a girl does this to another girl as part of a ggb dom/fem dynamic, but fellas, save it for the bi- films. 6. Films that imply anal but don't deliver -- This has been ranted on previously: 'nuff said. 7. Cutting to the guy's face just before the cumshot -- I don't ever need to see the guy's face during the scene, in fact it's better that I don't. But of all times to do this, you show me some dude making a cumface right as I'm about to peak myself? If I wanted to see that I'd buy gay porn--but I'm not gay, so I don't. 8. Switching from ass to pussy -- This took over Euro-porn which is why I stopped getting it--now it's all over American porn. Pussy-to-ass-to-facial cumshot; it ain't broke so don't fix it. 9. Little-dick sadists -- Guys who compensate for little dicks by acting like complete assholes the entire scene. Anthony Hardwood is a perfect example of this. 10. Cameramen talking excessively -- Unless it's a female behind the camera shut the fuck up! 11. POV scenes -- Okay in limited doses, like when a guy is getting blown. But it cuts down on the possible camera angles, angles I want to see. 12. Creampies/swallowing -- Facials, facials, facials, people! 13. Weak cumshots 14. "Squirting" -- Stop lying to us, you know it's piss! 15. Spitting 16. Tony T/John Strong/Michael Stefano/Mark Davis -- I won't get a title that any one of them is in. Edited by - BobArctor on 8/8/2008 3:25:11 PM [Link]

NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08	Posted - Aug 8 2008 : 4:04PM "14. "Squirting" -- Stop lying to us, you know it's piss!" Sorry for your trouble... If you've never been with a girl who 'squirts' (or just never been capable of helping a girl squirt) you'll never know the difference... One can always learn though. [Link]
BobArctor Member 276 Posts 4/06	Posted - Aug 8 2008 : 8:00PM NewRomancer wrote: "14. "Squirting" -- Stop lying to us, you know it's piss!" Sorry for your trouble... If you've never been with a girl who 'squirts' (or just never been capable of helping a girl squirt) you'll never know the difference... One can always learn though. Click to expand Okay, Doctor Love Man, can you name a part of the female body capable of storing a large quantity of liquid, which will then empty through the vaginal area during sex, other than the bladder? Right, you can't, can you? Of course not--it's piss, don't be fooled...Unless you like it when your lady friends pee in your face... [Link]
prigger Member 151 Posts 9/07	Posted - Aug 10 2008 : 8:11PM EVERYONE THAT HAS POSTED ON THIS TOPIC NEEDS TO CHECK OUT MY BLOG! WHICH BASICALLY STATES ALL THE NEW RULES THAT SHOULD BE IN PORN. Some or things that annoy me and I talk about in my blog are - guys wearing nail polish in a scene - the sex act being featured on the box cover is only in the actual movie for 5 seconds i.e manhandled #3 - Stupid looking 15 inch clownish stilettos - John Strong - Gianna Michaels not doing anal - Directors talking too much during a scene - Layla Riviera and Catalina Cruz - Black male performers thinking they're rappers - Tony T trying to do foreplay - Mark Davis - Racist Pornstars that won't do a black guy but will drink a white mans piss - Perfectly fine looking girls ruining their looks with bad boob jobs - Girls pretending they like double anal - Fans complaining about too much dicks and too much man asshole in a scene (you try directing a scene and the shut the fuck up)! VISIT MY BLOG AND HELP ME SET THE RULES - http://newpornrules.blogspot.com/ [Link]
solidsnake Member Dying To Live 266 Posts 10/07	Posted - Aug 10 2008 : 10:09PM Algaliarept wrote: I hate it when a girl leaves clothes on during the scene. If its a schoolgirl movie or some other clothes related fetish, that's one thing, but otherwise the gal should be all-nude. Click to expand Agreed, by the way bad ass pick for your avatar. Call Me Pliskin................. [Link]
realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04	Posted - Aug 11 2008 : 1:43AM This thread just goes to show that different porn fans have different tastes. Alot of the stuff that other posters say they hate is stuff that I actually like, especially alot of the rougher stuff. So I guess there's no way to satisfy everybody. Not that I think it makes any difference what we write in these threads, but I'll just give my list of my porn pet peeves: (1) Movies that advertise deep throating, but don't really have deep throat at all (Deep Throat This, ThroatBangers, Cum Filled Throats, etc., just to name a few). (2) The scene ending immediately one second after the cumshot. Really, what's the hurry? (3) Lack of oral creampies (guys cumminginside of girls mouth), or classic missionary position. (4) Fewer and fewer girls are doing anal now than before, and more movies have no anal scenes in them at all. For example, two of the latest movies by Erik Everhard contain no anal scenes. Erik, what happened?! (5) In scenes where more than one couple is fucking at the same time, and one couple/girl is hot while the other isn't, and the camera focuses the majority of the time on the couple/girl that is not hot, while completely ignoring the really hot action taking place off-screen. That really bugs me. (6) POV (7) Girls who spit instead of swallow. (8) All porn is really getting to be the same and more boring. We need porn that is rougher, different, more extreme, and edgier. (9) Guys shaving all of their pubic/body hair. Why is this necessary? I'm not saying that anybody wants to see some guy with a natural sweater, but we don't want to see men who like prepubescent boys either. (10) Guys who feel the need to get completely undressed just to get a blowjob. I don't understand that. (11) Fake gagging. I prefer real. If she only has the tip in her mouth, she probably isn't really gagging, regardless of how many crazy sound effects she makes. (12) Lack of focus on tits. So many of the girls in porn have beautiful tits that just get ignored during the scene. If a girl has beautiful tits, whether they're real or fake, then they need to be sucked, played with, and grabbed, not just overlooked. [Link]
NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08	Posted - Aug 11 2008 : 10:56AM "This thread just goes to show that different porn fans have different tastes. " Good thing there's a whole lotta different porn eh! :-) [Link]
MikeSouth Deactivated User 511 Posts 11/02	Posted - Aug 11 2008 : 12:55PM prigger wrote: - Racist Pornstars that won't do a black guy but will drink a white mans piss Click to expand That isn't racism genius...it's discrimination...big difference. Edited by - MikeSouth on 8/11/2008 12:55:33 PM [Link]
Machine New Member 5 Posts 8/08	Posted - Aug 11 2008 : 5:46PM realtip wrote: This thread just goes to show that different porn fans have different tastes. Alot of the stuff that other posters say they hate is stuff that I actually like, especially alot of the rougher stuff. (8) All porn is really getting to be the same and more boring. We need porn that is rougher, different, more extreme, and edgier. (11) Fake gagging. I prefer real. If she only has the tip in her mouth, she probably isn't really gagging, regardless of how many crazy sound effects she makes. Click to expand Agreed. [Link]
prigger Member 151 Posts 9/07	Posted - Aug 11 2008 : 8:35PM MikeSouth wrote: prigger wrote: - Racist Pornstars that won't do a black guy but will drink a white mans piss Click to expand That isn't racism genius...it's discrimination...big difference. Edited by - MikeSouth on 8/11/2008 12:55:33 PM Click to expand It's discrimination by race. And what is that? Racism! [Link]
Offender Member 158 Posts 12/06	Posted - Aug 11 2008 : 9:26PM killbillvol69 wrote: Flip-flops are tolerable... until I hear someone take a single step in them. The 'flip-flop-flip-flop-flip-flop' sound is not sexy in any universe. Click to expand Not to get off track, but it's nice to see I'm not the only guy in the world who thinks that way. I hate that sound. And it amazes me how so many companies these days (at least where I live) allow women to wear shoes like that at work. Seriously, where my wife works a woman got in trouble for wearing a nice shirt that didn't have a visible collar, but it's okay for everyone to wear beach shoes. Getting back to the topic, another thing that irritates me is when something happens that clearly isn't part of the action and they don't edit it out. For example, in Jenna Ink, Jenna is getting plowed by a guy from behind when she turns around and puts her hand on his chest to make him stop, then starts laughing. That kind of thing can ruin a scene for me because it reminds you that these are just actors and one of them was doing something wrong. Is it too hard to snip that out in the editing room? [Link]
backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07	Posted - Aug 11 2008 : 9:28PM Hmmmm I'm just the opposite on that last part. Makes it all the more real to me I guess. [Link]
MarcoClimax Member 44 Posts 7/08	Posted - Aug 11 2008 : 9:45PM doing a picture websearch for "doggy style" but getting 1000's of photos of "missionary style" in the results [Link]
mongoloid Member 8 Posts 3/06	Posted - Aug 12 2008 : 1:15AM (10) Guys who feel the need to get completely undressed just to get a blowjob. I don't understand that. Click to expand GEORGE: (emerging from bathroom, buttoning his shirt) A gymnast! I can't believe it, you didn't tell me she was a gymnast. JERRY: (watching George buttoning his shirt) What is this? GEORGE: What, I'm puttin' my shirt back on. JERRY: (stares at George, incredulous) "Back on"? What was it doing off? GEORGE: I take it off when I go to the, uh, y'know, to the "office". JERRY: (laughing) What for? GEORGE: Well, it frees me up. No encumbrances. JERRY: Unbuttoned, or all the way off? GEORGE: ALL the way, baby! It might make it seem as though there were something missing, but related to not seeing a guy's face when he finishes, I don't like hearing them either sometimes. Particularly Peter North's distinctive, repetitious, monotonous, eerily evenly pitched, "Haaaaa, Haaaaa, Haaaaa, Haaaaa." [Link]
MikeSouth Deactivated User 511 Posts 11/02	Posted - Aug 12 2008 : 2:36PM prigger wrote: It's discrimination by race. And what is that? Racism! Click to expand discrimination is discrimination racism is something entirely different, I dont believe you are an idiot quit trying to convince me otherwise. everyone discriminates and thats ok...think you don't? when was the last time you had sex with another man? Just because someone doesn't want to fuck another man, a black person, a dog or a fat girl doesn't make them inherently evil. [Link]
Endless Loop Senior Member Tomatometer 1129 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 12 2008 : 4:27PM 1. All anal flicks, that turn into an oral flicks for the cumshot. 2. The utter futility of these threads. [Link]
NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08	Posted - Aug 12 2008 : 4:59PM "when was the last time you had sex with another man?" I haven't had sex with one yet, so how can I have sex with another? ,-) [Link]