Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07
Posted - Aug 12 2008 : 7:23PM
Lesbian movies with "anal" in the title. Girls that only do masturbation labeled "porn stars" Girls that only do girls. Borderline "porn stars" in my view.
The only thing I have to disagree with here is the whole skirt staying on thing. I think it's pretty hot, and I'm speaking from personal experience. Let's see, things that bug me in porn: 1. Choking - not a big fan of this 2. Copious spit/saliva - not sexy at all. I'm a huge fan of Aurora Snow, but I didn't like her Gag Factor scene at all. 3. guys jerking themselves off instead of the girl. - I hate this a lot, and it's even worse in blowjob movies. Self-jerking is my biggest pet peeve in porn. 4. miscellaneous physical violence - butt slapping is great. face slapping? No. 5. Pantyhose - pantyhose sucks 6. girls taking off lingerie. - especially if it's stockings. Stockings are sexy on a girl, and I have no idea why a girl would take them off.
That bugs me too sometimes. Most of the time it's because she has a boyfriend who doesn't want her doing other guys, but doing girls is okay? I can see the logic, but to me it just seems like going to a pool party and telling everyone you don't want to get wet.
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MikeSouth Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 12 2008 : 11:02PM
What exactly is offensive about using a word correctly? I'm offended that you aren't smart enough not to be offended...so there
I would amend this to say "Girls that only do girls on camera--and escort, or work at a Nevada ranch." Excuse me? You can do a near-complete stranger off-camera for money, but you can't do a well-known porn stud on-camera for money? Granted, you may not get as much money doing the on-camera stud, but still--you have to explain that to me. ___________________________________________________
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everytime I read this comment, I raise an eyebrow. If the girls aren't attracted to black men or can't handle them, then they shouldn't be forced to do it anymore than they should be forced to do anal if they don't feel comfortable or enjoy it. If I don't enjoy asparagus does that make me a vegists then? I don't really want to screw an 80 year old woman. Does that make me ageist? Edited by - algaliarept on 8/13/2008 4:12:37 AM
Good thread. So far one that can entertain a mosh pit, amid a steady stream of casual posts, without anyone catching an errant elbow, they didn't see coming.
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Double Vag Lover Deactivated User
306 Posts 2/07
Posted - Aug 13 2008 : 7:47AM
Hot hardcore girls that will fuck ONLY one guy who is free to fuck other girls.
more recently: - compilations (and even compilations of compilations) what's up with Digital Sin and others?! so many compilations now. boring stuff that is ... :/ we want new scenes! - milfs everywhere (I have no promblems with elder girls but take a look at Shane Diesel, his last "girls" were more like housewives on the plump side ... - shemales everywhere (Nacho mate, quo vadis?)
1. I'm pretty sure they work with White,Spanish and asian men they aren't attracted to. So that excuse is gone. 2. There are plenty of normal size black male pornstars. I'm fine with girls that dont do IR. It sucks but it's not that big of a deal. Just don't piss on me and tell me there nothing wrong with it.
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sickguy Deactivated User
I'm unofficially Beauty Dior's #1 Fan 736 Posts 9/06
Posted - Aug 14 2008 : 10:44AM
I have one but it's kind of strange becuse it all depends on how it's done. It's moaning. I find some girls way over the top and just annoying. To the point where I don't even want to watch the scene. In fact, I used hate in general until I saw a scene in "black girls get nasty too" with Justin Slayer and Sydnee Capri. She was the first performer that I have heard moaning where the light clicked on and I said "wow! that's hot!"
On the moaning - It's odd because almost all porn girls do over the top moaning but with most of them, it isn't sexy at all. But then, there are the occasional girls like Kelsey Michaels (spelling is probably wrong). Her moaning was way over the top but it was still sexy as hell for some reason. She sounded like a dolphin on crack but it made me come every time.
Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07
Posted - Aug 14 2008 : 6:16PM
Does anyone remember back in the day when male stars would toss their head back and form an O with their mouth like they were on some kind of psychedelic drug? Most ridiculous thing I ever saw. There was a blonde headed dude notorious for this but I can't think of his name right now. Maybe Derek something? No I remember now...Greg Derek. Yuck !
Oh I totally agree with you. A woman has the right to sleep with whomever she wants. But call it what it is. Women like Taylor Rain and Harmony Rose are not sleeping with these dudes specifically because they're black. And that's racist. I just think it's annoying that's all. The logic from women that drink a man piss such as both these fine ladies have but won't do a black guy because they're not attracted to them. Just bugs me is all. But Black women not doing white guys which is probably more common in the biz is racist too.
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Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03
Posted - Aug 15 2008 : 12:51AM
Brilliant.
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MikeSouth Deactivated User
511 Posts 11/02
Posted - Aug 15 2008 : 4:29AM
No genius it's discrimination not racist, it's racist if they think they are superior to black people because they are white whether they fuck them or not. Ya know folks is ignorant when I am teaching them English Just damn y'all maybe I can put it in a way you you can understand it I hate naggers - Bigoted all Mexicans are thieves - prejudiced I dont sleep with gay people - discrimination Black people are genetically superior to white people in terms of their ability to play basketball - RACIST TA DA! This message has been brought to you by The Society for the Literary Education of the Future Stalkers of America I am Mike South and I approve of this message If I havent yet offended you please be patient I will get to you sooner or later, If you would like to help move it along please indicate what it is you are sensitive about and If I get enough responses I can probably offend several of you at once That is all Thank You and Good Night
My thouhts I posted from another locked thread (of 1 trillion on the same topic) about why some girls dont do interracial...... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OK, Its 5:30am Tuesday, and I can't play World Of Warcraft because servers are down, so I'll bite... Who knows why? Personal choice? Life experience? Profound ideological/moral conflict? Burning Bush? It's a fools errand trying to understand the mind, and actions of others. I have a challenging enough time as it is understanding myself, so even as a person directly impacted by this at least monthly, I give it zero thought why, for that's an excersize in futility. Frankly, I'm GLAD when a girl opts out of, or refuses to do a scene because I am Black, for whatever reason she has, I respect her honesty, and as consumer who is spending his/her hard earned money, so should you. The question you should really be asking is, wouldn't you rather see a scene with a girl who is actually into the person she is working with, as opposed to a girl that has been Jedi Mind Tricked into doing an IR scene for say...a few hundred dollars extra, and is virtually counting the minutes with an abacus till the pop shot, and shower? As a professional, I'd just as soon call it, and go home if my scene partner has a thought bubble floating above her head like in the cartoons, with her Sprint PSC bill in it. I care about the quality of work I do too much for that, and while this is not a dating service, I certainly am way past putting out bullshit scenes, just for the money. Short term gain = long term loss. It's challenging enough as it is doing consistent, good quality work without starting off 10 paces behind the start line, due to poor casting. The consumer (my de facto boss) deserves better. *copy and pasted because I dont want to type all that shit a second time*
That being said, I hate when a director gets on my case when I refuse to choke a girl, slap/beat her in any way. I love women. Im here to fuck them, not fight them. Cast someone else. Also, someone posted about directors micro managing a sex scene as a pet peeve. For me, it's far worse when I'm the talent in the scene. Often, it kills the flow. Sex should be an organic experience, not mechanical. Every girl has something about her that makes her a special sexual animal (we all do). If we give them enough space, we may be supprised to see these beautiful flowers bloom with arousal right before our eyes, to our sexual delight. Personal preference, I love the fantasy of the girl next door, not the obvious in your face whore on wheels.... like the cute barista last week at Starbucks that had a great ass, and holds long eye contact with me while we smile goofily at each other after she takes my order, and I'm wondering what kind of sexual animal she is, and I have to USE MY MIND imagine her naked. Perhaps I've become desensitised by my profession, however, naturalism, and the contrast of the "nice girl" that has room to transform into a nasty does it more for me than girls in obvious costume, performing as opposed to just "being". If I were directing, Id let that transformation (everyday hot girl, to sexual dynamo) take place on camera, so the viewer has somewhere to go, and enjoy watching the journey. That would eliminate redundancy as well.....every girl has a unique sexual story to tell us.
Mike South wrote: Just because someone doesn't want to fuck another man, a black person, a dog or a fat girl doesn't make them inherently evil. ntfighter wrote: If this is your operant belief than you're stupid and evil.
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the unknown pervert Deactivated User
I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06
Posted - Aug 15 2008 : 9:52AM
So by your logic a man who won't fuck another man in the ass but will let a woman piss on him would be a homophobe. It's her hole, it's her decision as to what or who goes in it. End of story. As far as pet peeves go: 1. Lazy porn titles. Verb (usually Fuck) possessive pronoun (My or your) noun(usually slang for some part of the female anatomy) followed by some number anywhere between 1 and 7394749. Basically it describes the industry's own opinion of their product. Namely that there is nothing to distinguish one movie from anything else. Who can tell the difference between Fuck My Ass 14, Fuck my Tight Ass 54, Ream my Ass 29, and Ream my Tight Ass 172? 2. Cookie cutter porn or McPorn. Little segments in scenes that make no sense or have no flow with the rest of the scene and seem to be done because everybody else puts a similar segment in their scenes. Specifically the mid-coitus ATM that concludes with the participants going back to fucking in the very same position they were in before the ATM. Is there anyone that actually does this in real life? 3. Scenes that seem to be designed to shock rather than arouse. If I want to be shocked I will tune in the Discovery Channel and watch some guy eat live spiders with a tribe of natives in New Guinea. 4. Reflections of director and/or crew members in windows, mirrors, or other reflective surfaces. I also don't like the gimmick where there is a cut to a couple that are fucking and the camera slowly zooms out to reveal we were actually watching the mirror image of the couple fucking. (Director-"I'm so clever, inventive, and original." Viewer at home-"No you're not, this is the tenth movie I've watched this month that has used this. Now stop being a putz and quit trying to artsy-fartsy up the movie.")
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Boneless Deactivated User
Sry for bad english, I am dumb Serb, we know how to fight, not to write ... 151 Posts 6/08
Posted - Aug 15 2008 : 10:36AM
hahahahahahaha ...
I am "bug"-ed in porn when a bigstudporndudefckerallwomendreamdickfucketc get softy during fuck scene ... cmon... u r fcking a girl in porn and u need to "pump" ur dick ? ZZzZzzZzZzZz... "softy" dicks eh ...
Years ago on "The Daily Show" (before it became so political) they sent a "reporter" to a porn convention. During the segment the guy asked Ron Jeremy, "What burning questions were left unanswered at the end of 'Anal Adventures' that necessitated a sequel?" (Actually it wasn't "Anal Adventures", I can't remember the title he really mentioned.) Anyway, in my experience it does work better when the movie has some semblance of a story - it makes it easier to remember which scenes are better and when they appear in the movie. I have some compilation DVDs and the scenes seem to blur together on them. I bought the comps because I figured, "Why have a porn with a story, you don't watch for the plot anyway." But in this respect it does seem the better option. But that's just MHO.
Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07
Posted - Aug 15 2008 : 10:13PM
Tyler Knight wrote:"That being said, I hate when a director gets on my case when I refuse to choke a girl, slap/beat her in any way. I love women. Im here to fuck them, not fight them. Cast someone else." You ...sir are one smart young man !!!! You have my admiration and I will definitely look for some of your scenes. [Now don't nobody go and start that homophobic shit]
Yes, the scenes that stick out to me are not necessarily if the movie has a plot/story, but if the scene has just a short setup and a reason for the sex. So many scense just do the whole "fade-in on girl in costume(ugh), fuck, fade out" thing. If a scene just has a short 30 second setup...even if its' something cliche like the job interview or something, it at least makes it a littler more memorable to me. Oh, and to Tyler above....right on.
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realtip Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 17 2008 : 1:56AM
This reminds me of another porn pet peeve: Scenes where the guy cannot drive scene, particularly if it's supposed to be a rougher scene. It's a real scene-killer when someone tries to make a rough sex scene with a guy who obviously isn't into it. The director should take the poster's advice and cast someone else who is into it. In scenes that are supposed to be rough, the guy should not be afraid or unwilling to be rough with the girl. This is why directors should always be just as familiar with the skills and talents of their male performers as they are of their female performers. I've watched scenes where the girl is asking repeatedly to be spanked, slapped, have her hair pulled, choked, etc,; the girl is obviously able and willing to handle the rough treatment. But instead of giving her what she (and the viewer) wants, the guy just ends up ruining the whole scene because he can't deliver. I can certainly understand why a director would be upset by this, because it upsets me as a viewer.
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spin cycle Squirt Idiot
4 Posts 8/08
Posted - Aug 17 2008 : 2:21AM
Heres my simple list of things that I DONOT ACCEPT in porn today... 1) Cameras flashing over and over in any porn movie...god thats so annoying :( 2) Lesbian movies that donot have good strap-on fucking action and poorly filmed lesbian sex acts like pussy eating, bad pussy squirting and just overall no sense of dominant lesbian sex roles without too much abuse but with enough hardcore sex....example ( in every straight porn movie, the men are always seriously fucking women by pumpin and pumping them over and over, so why cant lesbian strap-on sex acts include the hardcore pussy pumping and pumping and pornstars doing the lesbian grab ass, hips and hard fuck action?? ) 3) Bukkake movies that have men taking their time all day long and never ejaculating all over some girl at the same time quickly and spontenously, its always masturbating forever and ever and ever...that is also annoying :( its like damm guys!! just get to the fucking cumshots already :) 4) Poor film locations with bad lighting, too much background noise...and the wrong positions used to film a womans pussy in both straight and lesbo movies. Overall, the camera crews, the directors and producers not taking their time and putting in real effort in making pornography erotic again...too much on hype, too much on long boring interviews and behind the scenes talking and offcamera joking around and just no effort in actually making good quality porn thats easy for the viewer to get sexually aroused watching ....just something to think about oh yeah...theres also no brave American porn studios that will make an entire movie series devoted to hardcore lesbian piss drinking , lesbian watersports action and better bukkake movies with men ready to go, ready to cum and ready to give the viewer a real erotic experience Time to make those changes!!!! :) Thank you
I can ,and have in the past if it served the exposition of the scene/story that's SUPPOSED to be rough, and everyone involved was on the same page (girl was in to it)... I simply choose not to do it because its chic this week, or the in thing to do now. Guys like Rocco are great at it, because for him, its real self expression...otherwise it would look fucking stuipid. I've decided to be my own performer, that can be rough if its called for, rather than try to be a second rate knockoff of a great performer. The consumer can see right through that shit.
Thanks man. Other than POV content for my web site, I shoot my turtles fucking. They dont take direction well (at all), and refuse to open up for the camera. Prima donnas.
after posting my list of bugme things I'll add this... The thing that bugs me most is that so many of us who are shelling out the $$ post about this consistant handful of things that bug us all.....and no one that makes porn is going to listen. I'd be willing to predict that a year from now we see every bj in every flick still being a choke/gag/spit fest shot from underneath a guys balls. On an optimistic note I will give props to Mr Pete who, in his early days did the most awful fishmouth face during sex and finally got over it to where I now enjoy his work
I hear my friends complain about not holding shots long enough, and that shooters either move around too much, or even worse....music video style editing with a billion jump cuts, or both. Says a friend " Sometimes, I just want to see a girl bounce on the guy in cowgirl for a few minutes so I can realy get into it."
Posted - Aug 12 2008 : 7:16PM
