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rppearso
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49 Posts
4/09
Posted - Jun 2 2012 : 4:17PM
I guess it just depends from person to person, but the guy gets the crappy end of the stick in that situation. A 7-10 woman who is "waiting" for her perfect man can get that sexual itch scratched when ever she wants but for the same guy he will be nutting into a paper towel unless he wants to regularly be shelling out 100$ for each sexual encounter. I guess for some guys its worth it. What exactly does she need to have "going on for her" if she treats her man like a king?
9 years of nutting into a rag, not my idea of life well spent.
Kimi Lixx
Senior Member

2012 Posts
6/01
Posted - Jun 2 2012 : 4:59PM
Whether or not I'm a 7-10, or willing to do kinky sex, is certainly a matter of dispute - that's a subjective topic. So I won't bother to go there. Basically, my man hit the lotto jackpot 20 years ago but lost his fortune to bad luck and mismanagement, played a few different numbers for a few years and didn't like the little prizes, so he went back to playing the number he hit it big with and had to wait for it to come up again. The only thing he regrets about the years with no prizes is that he shouldn't have lost the jackpot in the first place.
"Treating her man like a king" is probably also subjective, but the only thing you've mentioned repeatedly is giving the guy his desired sex acts.
My guy doesn't have an incredibly high sex drive. He didn't when we were in our 20s, either. For him a relationship has to a whole lot more going on in it to be satisfying and worth the effort. Breeze said pretty much the same thing, sans the sex drive part. There is more to life than sex.
Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Jun 2 2012 : 6:21PM
Absolutely. Achieving sexual satisfaction simply allows other elements of life to take priority. This is why guys are told not to think with their little head - it can only end up badly.
Algaliarept
Senior Member

3557 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jun 3 2012 : 3:28AM
don't forget the "paper towel"
 
alphadachs
Member

475 Posts
3/10
Posted - Jun 3 2012 : 12:40PM
Gee, Kimi's tale sounds like it has the makings of a movie -- the kind my wife gets all misty over. Romantic, heart pains, happy ending (I hope!).
rppearso
Member

49 Posts
4/09
Posted - Jun 3 2012 : 3:31PM
Yea I guess every individual and couple are different. It sucks he dumped you and that he was the one to make the mistake (at least thats what im guessing based on what you posted), but 9 years you would have been a distant memory if it were me, thats almost 1/7 of an average life expectancy. If he is a boarder line eunch then I can see that happening.
Kimi Lixx
Senior Member

2012 Posts
6/01
Posted - Jun 4 2012 : 5:27PM
Currently speaking the outcome looks happy. Hopefully the ending won't be any time soon.
Kimi Lixx
Senior Member

2012 Posts
6/01
Posted - Jun 4 2012 : 5:35PM
We're still arguing over who was dumped. We both had problems and are both to blame for what happened. I was no angel and he was a jerk. It was also just really bad timing, he asked me to marry him much too soon (within a year) of my divorce and he has never really understood just how much my ex-husband damaged me. I was terrified of the very idea of marriage at that point - only being able to relate it to the prison I'd been in for the previous decade.
I doubt that most people forget their "one true love" after 9 years... I don't think most of us ever forget, even when we try.
BYOB_Kenobi
Senior Member

“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard
2684 Posts
8/09
Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 12:00AM
I think the poster wants you to get back into the kitchen (I'm totally joking and no slight against you).
astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 12:17AM
^ The way back machine in the back of my head seems to remember Kimi being a pretty darn good cook, so maybe one shouldn't blame somebody for trying to put her back in the kitchen...
"I do not as a rule seek advice about food from thin people..." - Jeffrey Steingarten
more_cowbell
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162 Posts
2/12
Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 1:01AM
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Kimi Lixx
Senior Member

2012 Posts
6/01
Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 1:18PM
Yeah - I'm pretty hot in the kitchen...
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Steve Smith
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2669 Posts
11/11
Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 1:45PM
^ That is a smoking hot picture!
You are a woman with style.
That you for the picture post.
What is your favorite food to bake, Kimi?
Edited by - Steve Smith on 6/5/2012 1:46:25 PM
Kimi Lixx
Senior Member

2012 Posts
6/01
Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 4:17PM
Whatever my man wants
He's a big fan of spicy things, though. Ginger cookies, spice cake, SPICY pumpkin pie, molasses scones... you get the idea.
 
trout bum
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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
2145 Posts
5/10
Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 9:33PM
^Kimi, Do you ever make any creampies?
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 9:54PM
I'll give you a cream pie, trout!!
Why I oughta!!
OH wait....
BYOB_Kenobi
Senior Member

“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard
2684 Posts
8/09
Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 10:53PM
What you doing doing out of the kitchen (in your avatar picture)?
Breeze
Member

One Smokin Hot Chic
532 Posts
11/08
Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 11:51PM
Ok, so are you happily married? I am just mildly curious. No offense to anybody. Kimi, you are hot and I should update my avatar.
Simply getting laid can't be the basis of this thread, if all you want to do is get laid you can. I am guessing the OP wants more than "getting laid."
matchmaker
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24912 Posts
4/05
Posted - Jun 6 2012 : 2:27AM
I like your pie!
Algaliarept
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3557 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jun 6 2012 : 3:51AM
I want both pies please
rppearso
Member

49 Posts
4/09
Posted - Jun 6 2012 : 9:01PM
Perhaps not but the 9 years of no or few sexual encounters is the 500 lb gorilla in the room. I simply could not do it and would lower my standards until I found a submissive freak in the sheets.
rppearso
Member

49 Posts
4/09
Posted - Jun 6 2012 : 9:03PM
A woman may be a smokin hot super model but if she wont passionatly stick her tongue deep in her mans anus and swallow at the end with a smile then the looks are not really relavent.
SexShopGrl
Member

F is for Forty and Fabulous!
940 Posts
5/11
Posted - Jun 6 2012 : 9:19PM
^Um...maybe not to you they're not. I can bet some other guy out there who doesn't give two shits if his girl rims him or swallows his load is getting laid tonight.
rppearso
Member

49 Posts
4/09
Posted - Jun 6 2012 : 9:38PM
The statistical likely hood is indeed quite high lol. Although I am married and have been for 4 years and my wife does that for me almost every night, so I have taken my own advice. They are certianly mind blowing sex acts that can not be made up for with looks.
Behavior is everything, looks are ok but if the right behavior is not there then its really not worth it.
 
BYOB_Kenobi
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“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard
2684 Posts
8/09
Posted - Jun 9 2012 : 11:24AM
Anybody know any nymphomaniacs in the northeast? I can't stand it anymore. I need to end my dry spell. Hell I'd drive to Minnesota for some Scandinavian nympho.
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Edited by - BYOB_Kenobi on 6/9/2012 11:33:51 AM
rppearso
Member

49 Posts
4/09
Posted - Jun 9 2012 : 1:07PM
Hop on craigslist and look for women without pics or women that are very clearly heavier set but still cute (like 5-6 cute). Make sure you are explicit in what you want to do in bed and make sure she is a super sweet heart. These are your real every day women who also make great marriage material and whom most guys ignore in search of these thinner 7-10's.
SunShowers
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333 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jun 10 2012 : 4:24PM
I'm down for a lot of things, but rimming a guy is not one of them. And that, IMHO, is asking way too much of a person.
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"I would do anything for love, but I won't do that" -Meatloaf
more_cowbell
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Posted - Jun 10 2012 : 8:19PM
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more_cowbell
Member

162 Posts
2/12
Posted - Jun 10 2012 : 8:25PM
I agree looking for less conventionally attractive women who are kind-hearted yet sexually adventurous is the most under appreciated dating pool but is craigslist the best place to start?
I'm honestly asking. I mostly know craigslist by its negative reputation. Do yo know people who have met good matches on there?
rppearso
Member

49 Posts
4/09
Posted - Jun 11 2012 : 2:07AM
I met my wife there, what I described was my real life story. I am trying to convince a friend of mine this but he is pushing hard for the 7-10's that every guy and their brother is looking for so he will be single for quite a long time, most likely several years to come. I found my wife on craigslist in late 2008 so I dont know if it has denigrated since then but it was great then, they had separate sections for the sketchy stuff and a section for lagitimate dating and people followed it for the most part, there may have been occasional moderation too but im not sure. Though finding a woman into rimming was a challenge but WELL worth it, once you have had a good rim job there is no going back.
more_cowbell
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162 Posts
2/12
Posted - Jun 11 2012 : 2:59AM
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Sax solo
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Disclaimer: I think my wife is beautiful. :)
Kimi Lixx
Senior Member

2012 Posts
6/01
Posted - Jun 11 2012 : 3:52PM
Pretty women make good wives, too.
I certainly don't make my man look small. I cook, clean, sew, garden, decorate, work outside the home, and I fuck like a goddess.
Dave_K99
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497 Posts
12/07
Posted - Jun 11 2012 : 4:33PM
^Kimi, I hope your bloke knows how lucky he is!
Kimi Lixx
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2012 Posts
6/01
Posted - Jun 11 2012 : 5:06PM
^ I am the lucky one!
 
Porn Scout
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3735 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jul 7 2012 : 6:03AM
This is an interesting thread. It's fun to come back to it after a few months and see where the discussion has gone.
His Dudeness
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2793 Posts
4/10
Posted - Jul 7 2012 : 10:26AM
If you can't get laid, listen to The Tom Leykis Show. He'll teach you how to treat women like shit and get pussy from them. I have always treated girls pretty poorly and I've had my share of gash! Girls say they want a nice guy but in reality that's the dudes they take advantage of. Disclaimer: Yes there is exceptions to the rule!
Porn Scout
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3735 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jul 8 2012 : 1:35AM
There is some truth here. Not all girls, but many do get off on guys that treat them like shit. The key aspect of that is that these guys aren't needy. Neediness is the death knell of attraction, especially with hotter girls. The hotter and more feminine a girl is, the more likely she is looking for a man with a strong, masculine, non-needy presence. At the extreme end of this, you have women that only get turned on by extreme assholes. It's weird, I know.
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