I have to say I'm tired of all this crap where the porn companies advertise their DVDs are packed with tons of extra features and all it is some cumshot recap, a lame photo gallery, a web link, maybe a phone sex advertisement on some, and a shitty behind the scenes. To me this is false advertising!
The heart of the issue is the behind the scenes. They are really starting to piss me off! I love Anabolic and Diabolic films, but their Behind the Scenes "feature" really suck! I don't get off on Chico Wang (dumbest porn name ever) or some director asking about when girls took it up the ass for the first time, and calling her a dirty whore and getting her to agree.
Most recently the one that really set me off was the one on Gangbang Auditons #18. First off he talks to Hillary Scott about pissing and urinating. That's just flat out disgusting! And he kept bringing it up over and over again! I immediatedly lost any feeling horny I had going for me for the next 2 or 3 days. Then they show some dude fucking her behind the scenes. Okay fine he's a pro, he was in the scene. But then some BIG FAT SLOB that must work behind the scenes or something, pulls down his pants and tries to fuck her with his tiny little penis. This fat ass should be no where near a beatiful woman, let alone getting his dick sucked and almost get to fuck her. It made me want to throw up! I don't think it's funny, and it makes me think less of Hillary Scott for blowing him and even letting that guy try to fuck her. This guy had like one of the smallest dicks I've ever seen too, and a huge belly. This all is pathetic!!!! Please STOP doing shit like this!! It takes me out of the mood, and frankly makes me think less of some of the performers. Don't performers care about their image?
I could go on and on, but this one in particular really set me off! I wish porn companies wouldn't advertise their DVDs as packed with tons of extras when it's the same old lame shit. I wish Anabolic and Diabolic put more trailers on their DVDs like they used to. That way I can see if something is worth buying, before I buy it. Seems like it'd be a smart marketing ploy. I like the companies that give us lots of trailers that are relevant to the DVD. So hopefully all this lame ass bullshit will stop since we are the customers that are keeping them in jobs.
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broncster2614 Deactivated User
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Posted - Feb 14 2006 : 4:15AM
i agree with you.
BTS should be focused on the girls and how they prep, no corny interviews. It should also focus on how the scene setup was made and any bloopers (those are always fun to watch).
As for the fuckin lamo photo gallery, I think they should be cut out from the DVDs. Honestly, who browses the photo gallery when they have a DVD worth of full action? Leave the pics for the websites.
Edited by - broncster2614 on 2/14/2006 4:16:12 AM
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The Dude Deactivated User
In the Sex Palace 228 Posts 2/06
Posted - Feb 14 2006 : 4:53AM
Well lot of girls have fuck ron jeremy...so after that there not much more disgusting guy possible...anyway who make you watch the extra? if the big guy with small dick like you say is in the extra only, then fine watch only the main flick. And personally i must say interview i don`t care much, but i love to see behind the scene such as when the girl get facial then they say cut and she start to talk or she kinda freak out and go wash herself, i always love that kind of thing. There some time when a girl get a facial and its obvious in her eyes she is angry of how it go(in the eyes etc) and damn i would like to have the uncut version in the extra. Personally thats something i like. But i agree that photo gallery are completely useless(who care about pic when you have the movie) and advertising is not real extra , its just anoying. Trailer are cool but can`t be considered much an extra, its more a publicity here too. For extra personally i like lof of behing the scene, girl reaction when she do something or they tell her she would have to do it etc
I wish the reviewers would give more details regarding the extras and BTS when they post their comments on any given DVD.
Not asking for a blow-by-blow. Not that. But more than just saying that there is a BTS.
Some reviewers just mention that extras and BTS are there.
Some reviewers do mention the number of minutes of BTS, and I think that is good . (Thanks!) Some give some detail. That is great (Thanks again!) I guess what I'm saying is that it would be fantastic if more reviewers realized the importance of BTS to a lot of buyers out there, and gave enough information to let the buyer know what to expect.
This is not meant to berate any or all reviewers. Far from it. This is meant as a suggestion - something to consider including in reviews - as a way to improve. I think that many reviewers discount the importance of the extras and especially the BTS, so they don't comment on it much.
I don't think you are going to get anywhere with complaining to the companies. I do think that eventually, with enough posts like those in this thread, that more and more reviewers are going to include more information on the extras and BTS.
But what is more important is to be able to find out what to expect before you spend your money. At least I think it would be nice.
The companies can put anything they want in extras and BTS, just like they can put anything they want in the main part of the DVD. It is up to us to buy or avoid those we like or don't like. I'd just like a bit more info to make that decision with.
Btw, for those reading along, if you haven't tried the reviews here, you should. It can become tedious at times, but there is a LOT of info there, that took many hours of cumulative time. For those that review - Thanks!
There is about a half dozen listed here, in the price search, with "blooper" in the title.
Like you, I'd like to see more well done blooper DVDs. BTS too.
I wonder why there are not more of them? They've already got the stuff recorded, right? The cost would be in editing, I think. Usually, money talks - so maybe we are a small market, and it just isn't worth making them after all.
Ohhhh. You meant DVDs that include some bloopers? I think I took you literally.
Yes. Some DVDs do include some bloopers. Often I get the feeling that they do not discriminate between the terms "blooper" and "behind the scenes" though. The bloopers, if any, are considered to be part of the BTS.
Some reviewers do specifically use the word blooper though. That bit of information is nice.
For the record - I like both.
Agree.
But, I don't think the performers have anything to do with it, do they? They've signed off on whatever is recorded, in advance. So, that leads me to believe that the people producing the DVDs just don't feel that it is worth it. :(
Kevin Moore:
Which happens to be the kind of BTS that I like. With that degree of casual-ness about it.
Thanks - I hope it pays off for you, so you continue.
I agree. I hate it when they claim to have Bonus material and its re-cap and slideshow of pics.
Steve Holmes dvds are always great with Bonus material. from bts to some audition sex. I cant recall the title but I recall one dvd(BTS) where Tyla Wynn was there I think to do make-up. You see Steve do some interviews of the girls then cut-to Tyla and Manule getting it on :D. then Stefano joins in, it was great BTS material.
Seems like Chico has been the target of quite a bit of negativity recently. Having never seen his work I can't say that I have an opinion of him either way but I do agree that many of the questions in the BTS are either played out, not needed, or just plain rude.
Now here's where I disagree with ya. First off I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe you're taking your porn too seriously. Calling out some guy who you have never met for getting lucky with Hillary reeks of jealousy and is riddled with hate.
To think less of Hillary for doing what she did is laughable to me. Posting it here on a board teeming with her fans is... well i'll be interested in reading the responses.
Aside from that I do agree with your basic message. The "Extra Features" in porn do need some new life.
Yeah I agree, Ron Jeremy is a big fat disgusting slob! I never watch movies with him in it. At least he has a dick to brag about, this Fat Slob in the GBA#18 BTS had the smallest penis I've ever seen! He's 100 times more replusive than Ron Jermey. The thing is I had no idea that this other big fat disgusting slob with a tiny penis was in the BTS or else I wouldn't have watched the BTS. There was no warning before hand. I'm not saying there should have been, I'm just saying this shit shouldn't have been on the DVD to begin with! That's not what 99.9% of people want to see. It's gross and disgusting! That fat pig shouldn't be anywhere near a beatiful woman!
It also reminds me of this scene in a Elgant Angel movie, I think it was a Glazed and Confused film, where Ava Devine blows this BIG FAT SLOB with a tiny penis before the scene. And he's like 60 years old and 400 pounds!! That's even more fucked up!!!! I about threw the DVD remote at the TV when I saw the vile and disgusting act! That's not what I pay for when I buy a movie!! That was in the main flick!!
I'm sure no one would buy a "Fat Guys with Tiny Penises with Hot Girls" movie. I really wish girls cared more about their image being in the public and all. I know they do belittling sex acts on camera, but at least have a shread of dignity and steer away from these fat slobs! I really wish the directors would stop doing this bullshit. Many of the BTS interviews make me think much less of the girls cause of what they say or do.
Uh, BrunetteFan, being a porn performer is a job. It might be an adventure, but it sure isn't a dating service, so maybe you shouldn't be judging the gals on who they're being paid to perform with.
As for the rest of your rant, funniest thing I've read all day.
One extra feature that isn't mentioned in this thread is one that I'm big on: audio commentary versions. I really wish that more movies put these in, because they're usually hilarious, especially if they have one of the actresses doing them. I'm glad that a lot of the Golden Age movies are hiring the actors who are still in the industry to come in and do these commentaries. Just wish more would. Any comment on this?
I don't believe she was being paid to perform with this fat ass disgusting slob. It was in the behind the scenes and appeared to be random and not planned. She still didn't have to suck him off or anything. This guy was no way a performer by any means. I think he worked security or something.
I will judge the gals on who they perform since it's folks like me that keep them in a "job" since I buy their DVDS. I have every right to critize the girls which I would do more often except for I might get banned for obvious reasons.
You see I do take porn serious. Everyone has their reason for watching porn, mine being I'm not in a relationship now where I can get sex, therefore I need to masturbate and like to have a visual image. Before long it turns into an addiction and I waste my money on a lot of porn. If I had a girlfriend, I would not watch porn anymore. I love porn, but I also hate it too. So ya, I'm a bit "attached" to some of the performers since they make me happy. Think of it this way, lots of people follow cetain, actors, musicians, celebreties. I follow porn actresses.
My main point is the Behind the Scenes extra is totally worthless and usually makes the girls look bad in my eyes. Guys like chico Wang should be ashammed of them selves for talking about pissing and putting fat slobs in the BTS. And I don't think the girls really care about their image at all.
That's disgusting! I'm pretty sure you didn't see it. Based on the statements, nobody seems to have seen it, at least they aren't saying they did. Unless you dig tiny penises on big fat guys, you'd probably agree with me.
And he's not an "overweight guy" He's a fat ass disgustinging piggish slob who doesn't deserve to be in the same room as a beatiful woman. The problem is all these PC terms and nobody willing to take a stand against fucked up shit Chico Wang and the other directors put in the BTS.
BrunetteFan, there's a lot I could say about your last post, but I'm quoting what I consider the most relevant to you and your life. Given what you said, you really and truly need to stop with the porn and spend your time on finding the woman who can make you happy.
Edited by - hardware on 2/15/2006 2:47:29 PM
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myadultgroups Deactivated User
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Posted - Feb 15 2006 : 6:33PM
Brunette Fan is cracking me up!! Maybe Hillary did get paid extra to perform with the blob. I would hope so. I am female and I don't like to see gross guys with cute girls either. I wish all the male talent were attractive like Nick Manning.
Its official Hillary Scott gets Heart of Gold award for 2006 :D
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The Dude Deactivated User
In the Sex Palace 228 Posts 2/06
Posted - Feb 15 2006 : 11:48PM
Well guys there a market for all kind of stuff, look at max hardcore, he must do a lot of cash with his dvds since he is still in activity and personally i found the whole 12 years old retarded pedo fantasy really a shame, so well why they would not have a market for big fat guy with tiny penis getting suck by hot chicks...personally i would just laught my ass out...its not worst than some of these actor who are getting really old and look old fucking 18 years old girl...
Sometime i look at these actor and say to myself ``why the hell would this girl agree to fuck him`` , of these for exemple is Kyle Stone, sure the guy seem very kind an funny from the movies i saw, but man he is old and really ugly with a 1950 haircut...but girl still agree to fuck him, so well...
What's a minion? My vocab ain't too great. If it's a big fat disgusting slob with a inch and a half long penis, the only loving they should be getting is from a blow up doll or maybe a big fat disgusting girl slob that weighs as much as he does. They shouldn't be allowed in the same room as a hot young woman like yourself.
The only "special" features that actually deliver anything close to what I would give that particular description, or even worth my time, are these:
1) Extra scenes, that are not simple throwaways (miffed pop-shot here, flubbed white balance there, telephones ringing incessantly in the background...) AND 2) Well edited trailers - quality espresso shots of porn - that ARE NOT the same old tired ones that have been slapped onto every disc the company produces for the past year or two.
I also have an idea for something many would consider an actual special feature: *TARGETED* trailers. What I mean is, if you're renting Blacks On Blondes, have trailers for other interracial titles that you offer on that DVD. Don't waste the opportunity - it's a captive audience! Happily captive, I might add. Emotion plays a big part in consumer purchasing, you know. What's that? Oh, you did get that memo? I'm sorry.[:p)]