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And not that anyone really cares, but pics will be forthcoming this weekend.

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I take that back, you still have to know how to fuck on cue and be able to take direction and maintain an erection.

That's why they're the pros.

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Then, after I posted that I did not agree, he said this:

"Women love big-dicked men (whether they admit or not!!!!!!), and men are jealous of them.................."

That is what offended me.

It's nice that you watched a few of my scenes, I hope you enjoyed them. I've been with a few of porns big boys, as well as some of the more reasonably sized performers. I haven't been with any of the giants. As for my personal enjoyment sexually, I'm a performer - I'm doing my best to look like I'm having the time of my life, even if I'm creeping across the bed flinching away from an incredibly uncomfortable pounding.
I am not interested in promoting sex as something women must endure. I am not interested in promoting sex as something men should be using against women. I'm always going to do my best in any scene I'm in to look happy and sexually excited. It makes me very sad when I see men seeking scenes with performers grimacing in pain, crying, or otherwise showing signs of distress. This goes to show you, what you see is not always what is true.
I think if you're looking at porn, or internet dating sites, or any other media that is making a profit (or trying to) on sex, you won't find a truthful portrayal there. Honesty about sex comes from individuals with no agenda beyond sexual self-interest.

By all means, on with the thread. Let's see those pictures.

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Damn this ADT site !!! It does make your mind wander.

I know, it means nothing without pictures.

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And yes, I did enjoy your scenes very much! I'm a relative newcomer to all this, so I'm not familiar with too many actresses. So please don't be offended that I wasn't familiar with your work.

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THEN, you actually go into go into the bathroom with a tape measure and start manipulating yourself...and got away with it?? Very well done sir!!!

Yeh, 6.4" is pretty good girth. Feel free to pat yourself on the back there fella. Add in some average or better length and you'll do pretty well for yourself.

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Edited by - mr. johnson on 4/7/2006 5:09:39 PM

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Somebody asked my the other day on this thread what I called my dick. Well,I usually refer to my penis as "my bull dick", "my fat firehose", or "my big johnson."

You can't post pics on here anymore?

I am getting the impression that some of you would not say my dick is big, even if were to be 15 inches round. Some people just like to disagree out of spite (disagreeing for the sake of disagreeing, even if you know something to be the truth). This happens all the time.

Anyways, in my opinion, I consider porn star Manuel Ferrara to have big girth. The dude is hung. Period. If you say that he is small, then everyone is small.

Also, Julian, Everhard, North all have big dicks, butI reckon that Manuel outshines them in girth.

Just wanted to give you my notion of what a big dick is.

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Download quickly before it's gone!!!!

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Edited by - lindi on 4/7/2006 7:47:30 PM

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The reason for sexually explicit photos not being embedded here is a federal law requiring website owners to keep on file proof of the identity and age of any models appearing in sexually explicit photos.

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Edited by - mr. johnson on 4/7/2006 11:47:48 PM

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Edited by - lindi on 4/8/2006 1:42:10 AM

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I have pics, but they are files. They have not been uploaded to any website.

The hyperlink is only for websites, right?

It does seem, afterall, that Mr. Johnson is a well-hung stud. It doesn't surprise me.

Edited by - Icetrance28 on 4/8/2006 2:32:06 AM

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But it looked oddly familiar.

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I was once browsing through a book about Robert "Nine Inch Will Please a Lady" Burns, and somewhere it included an example of a bawdy song, not written by Robbie Burns, that young school children have sung in schoolyards over the years without really comprehending what it meant. Anyway, the song, sung to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel":
Long and thin
Goes too far in
and does not please the ladies

Short and thick
Does the trick
and brings out proper babies.

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Also, I rather enjoyed your story about the Hooters girl, and that’s high praise coming from someone who usually has no interest in g/g action. Very nice detailed descriptions!

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~ GaySatyr (ABB)

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Maybe I will replace the strap-on pics on my website with your cock.

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I like to look at your strap-on pic a helluva lot more than I would a pic of Mr. Johnson's cock (which I was . . . uhhh . . . lucky enough to catch a glimpse of before it got 86'd from the message board) -- but that's just me.

However, I gotta admit it's a huge cock.

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Mr. Johnson, we will know that it's you if you photograph it again, holding a spoon in your left hand next to it, bowl end up, with a postage stamp affixed to the spoon.

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Never saw Mr. Johnson's cock. I heard Mr. Johnson has a "Big Johnson"! But, can't confirm it as I haven't seen the pic.

The only time I'm interested in seeing another man's dick is when he claims to be "hung like a bull". In that case, I'll gladly look, determine it's size and then compare it to mine. If he is bigger than me, then I will be jealous. I'll then wish him to become a pornstar so I can watch him fuck pussy.

Unless a man has a dick like Manuel Ferrera, I won't be impressed by it, nor will I care to see it.

If I any dude wants to challenge me, I'm up for it.

Edited by - Icetrance28 on 4/9/2006 8:18:10 PM

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How can you not love this woman?

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I spent all Friday afternoon trying to get that pic right. Stacking books on a coffee table to get the camera at the right height, moving back and forth all over the room trying to keep focus on my cock without including my face, having to stay at least semi-erect throughout the whole process. (Thank god for Mysti playing on the DVD player across the room.) If I have to go through all that again, forget it. Someone else can take the picture. Who lives closest to Denver?

Anyway, I'm supposed be gone from the site in protest of the subversive NRA movement that might exist here.

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