Edited by - Icetrance28 on 4/9/2006 8:51:20 PM

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Edited by - Mr. Johnson on 4/9/2006 8:47:49 PM

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LOL

Some men want to be the richest

Some men want to be the most athletic

Some men want to the the strongest

Some men want to be the most muscular

Some men want to be the most aggressive

Some men want to be the biggest drinker

and, yes,

Some men want to have the biggest dick (I know I do)

Damn, if I could only directly post my fat fucker on here!

So, that's what you did, Mr. Johnson. You couldn't have had it on here very long then.

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Edited by - Mr. Johnson on 4/10/2006 12:20:56 AM

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I still think you should slap 3SB with it!

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At any rate, big girth is much more uncommon than big length.
The thread was strictly about the importance of girth when describing penis size. Afterall, if a dick is long and skinny, is it really a "piece of meat"?

I can't sick and tired of hearing how big Tommy Lee's dick is? If Tommy Lee has a big dick, then my dick is freakishly large (it is not freakishly large, by the way). Yes, Tommy's dick is above average in length, but, in girth, he's got jackshit (his dick is skinny like a pencil). So, in my opinion, he is not well-hung. Period.

Anyways, I get tired of hearing how well-hung all these porn stars are. Most of the time, I am neither impressed nor jealous. I reckon if you have really have a fat piece of meat, you are definitely part of a very, very small minority.

Like I said before, I consider Manuel Ferrara to have a big fucker.

Again, Mr. Johnson mentions that in passing that men are very jealous of big-dicked men. I would think that most men would be much more jealous of a fat fucker than a long, skinny fucker.

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looks fatter here

Edited by - Icetrance28 on 4/10/2006 1:58:36 AM

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Now, do you understand why I can only wear Extra Large Trojans?

Girth = 7.5 inches

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Edited by - Mr. Johnson on 4/10/2006 10:10:51 AM

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Edited by - Mr. Johnson on 4/10/2006 8:58:35 AM

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Edited by - Mr. Johnson on 4/10/2006 1:35:59 PM

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I reckon a picture speaks louder than words.

It looks like Mr. Johnson and I have put all the boys to shame. Well, Steed, I won't count you out buddy. A 6.4 inch girth is no reason at all for shame. As far as girth is concerned, you'd make into the "big boy league."

By the way, I only wear tighty whities. Boxers don't give any support, and they it make it possible for a man to easily hide his package (not the case with briefs). I have no need to hide my big fucker. In boxers, your dick flops around and never gets situated.

Why I like tighty whities:

classic, clean-looking, and a bit revealing

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Who's next?

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I, I, ummm, gotta go now.

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I agree with you about boxers. Too many casualties when I wear them and I can't seem to get liability coverage. I usually just go commando and use chains to restrain the monster.

Edited by - Mr. Johnson on 4/10/2006 8:25:58 PM

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Edited by - Twizted6 on 4/10/2006 8:21:37 PM

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There are women who will worship a fat dick in a heartbeat. An Aussie woman couldn't keep her hands off my IceBull the other year.

I agree with you in part, Mr Johnson that no decent woman will base a relationship on a big dick/big tits/nice female genitalia/legs/nipples. I don't think any decent man would either. That said, I think that a woman's fascination with big dicks translates into "intense sexual desire for those big fuckers" in most cases.

It's all about taste. I love big titties, but I know some men who could care less about the size of woman's tits. Some men prefer small tits.

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She buys Playgirl magazines and masturbates to them. She masturbates to pictures of big-dicked boys. She particularly loves solo jack-off movies. She is highly visual, just like many men are. She hates nothing more than being told that women are not visually stimulated by naked men. Boy, that pisses her off. Society sometimes is to blame for this. Society doesn't always accept women for being sexually agressive. What a shame!

My friend used to go see male strippers a lot. She told me that you wouldn't believe how some women behave in the presence of naked men--especially if he's hung.

It comes down to two things:

1)societal pressures to remain more passive
2)females don't succumb to every sexual whim like men often do (they exercise more logic than we do)

But, this these two theories do not at all diminish women's ability to be visually stimulated by naked men/big dicks. It just makes them appear to be less responsive to visual stimulation than men.

Remember: Things are not often as they appear

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i thought my girth was big until i saw those pics

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You like them big fuckers. You just can't keep it secret, can ya?

Imagine me in a tight pair of jeans with my ICEBULL underneath a pair of tighty-whities. Yes, you decide to come by, unbutton my fly and go for a ride.

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Edited by - mr. johnson on 4/10/2006 10:26:18 PM

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Although I am greatly amused by this thread, I think it's time to move on. You, Mr. Johnson, are supposedly leaving anyway due to an unfortunate incident involving a gun thread. As for me, I need to dig myself out of the gutter. My reputation on this board as being a prim and proper good girl has been forever tarnished.

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Edited by - mr. johnson on 4/10/2006 10:48:24 PM

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I swear I am done with this thread. I just had 2 more questions..
Why don't you allow yourself to receive emails?
Under what username do you usually post?

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You're right, it probably is time to move on. This thread was really fun at times, but none of the other forums are of interst to me anymore.

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I don't think a 5.4 inch girth is suffice to enter into the club. Now, Steed claims to have a 6.4 inch girth, which makes him a potential candidate.

Fat fuckers are indeed rare.

The thread doesn't need to be closed. Leave it open. I've exposed myself now.

Now, I need to become a "big dick model." Maybe I can pose in a few mags, grow in fame, and then sell real-life replicas of my fat firehose. LOL.

Who knows? Maybe I'll muster up enough courage to pose in Playgirl or some sex mag. But, if I do, I will request to have tighty-whities on in some of the poses.

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His length and girth are perfect for deep-throating (to me), and for anal sex. Anything fatter and I'd be intimidated and/or injured. For vaginal sex, if I want to feel stuffed to overflowing, I simply fuck him right off the bat--no foreplay. Suck his cock (well, of course) to get him raging hard, then jump on and ride that average-yet-solid shaft while I'm still tight as can be.

It took us years to figure this out; that I actually prefer to fuck prior to all the lovey-dovey stuff. That's the cool thing about being married to somebody you totally trust, and about talking through your sexual experiences together. We call it the John Madden Post Game Show, usually broadcast from the shower. This is what has allowed us to improve time after time after time. The sex just gets better and better.

Do I want more girth? As a novelty, maybe someday, just for kicks. Would I dump my "regular guy" for some dude with a fat cock? Fuck no.

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