Thank YOU Lana for all what you give and share. The most important thing now is YOU, that you get well. I'm not religious, but of course I will pray for you. I would nearly do everything for you ... ❤️❤️❤️
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sonofharpy Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 20 2017 : 7:48PM
Sending all my love and well wishes to you Lana. Be positive and I am sure you will be 100% fit and fine as soon as possible my Queen of Porn. You have been giving amazing performance after amazing performances, I thank you for that, you are the best thing to happen in porn and out of porn ever for me. Thank you for being who you are! I am always here with all my love and support.
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Rosco Fuji Deactivated User
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Well u might not understand the complexities of what Lana means to every other person here since you do not wear that person's shoes, so can I be please spared the remark. You don't really have to comment on every user here who has more than consumer-seller view of Lana and thinks and celebrates her more than that. I have always had a favorable view of you and your reviews and interviews and don't want any altercations with you or want that view to change. Can we keep at that. Specially in a time like this when Lana is probably coming to this thread to get some positive energy we do not need another altercation and negativity around. Moving on, she always looks so stunning in each and every of her Naughty America scene picture set.
Dear Goddess Lana,a billion prayers for you would be less than you deserve,for all the dark days your transcendent erotic art has shined away!For all the couples you inspired to make love not war,for the wounded warriors who see a vision of you after another arduous,painful rehab.For one-eyed welders awed with your art,for the LGBTQ despondent with the inequities of society,for those who grasp too far and fail,for those suffering the blight of ethnic and racial bigotry,for too many others to name THANK YOU GODDESS LANA for all the dreamers craving a more harmonious world erotic and not!Thank you for enlightening our eyes with poems of sensual nirvana,our hearts with songs of resonating drums,our minds with fates unsealed! All creation is art and Goya,Cezanne and Gauguin have nothing on Lana!Thank you Goddess for transforming frown to smile, sadness to joy and boredom to wonder!For all the erotic gifts you have blessed the earth with you deserve health,happiness and heaven eternal!GET WELL TOO SOON! P.S. Any possibility of a near fatal double anal homicide with Mandingo and Dredd any time soon?
Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world? (Prince, R.I.P.) Taken from Lana Rhoades instagram 🙏 Edited by - schliwago on 6/21/2017 6:40:14 AM
It is very obvious that Lana needs and calls her fans. And those fans have nice words and a few virtual strokes (not Chris, that would be suboptimal) for her. I find it more than remarkable that even in such a situation you cannot stop with such comments felt from me as highest cynical instead of wishing her everything good?! What are your intentions Captain Jack? You are a MOD, your intentions should be to be moderate (in the words true sense) and to be tolerant. I feel the opposite of that! And this not the first time! Edited by - schliwago on 6/21/2017 12:02:32 AM
No Lana it should be Thank YOU. Share with us what happened in your own time no rush. Focus on getting yourself fit again to begin with. The rate that your career has gone so far. You could stop shooting for the rest of the year (please don't) and still have an armful of awards at the end. Thoughts and Prayers from the UK.
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Mixed Harmony Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 21 2017 : 12:02AM
Heil,dear ADT brother Schliwago you should be last and least to cast aspersions on my REAL HEARTFELT BEST WISHES FOR FULL AND SPEEDY RECOVERY for LANA!I know many a fan EXACTLY like those I alluded to who have had the travails of life enlightened by art erotic and other,including myself,despite my concluding satirical request dear TROLL SCHLIWAGO!
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Mixed Harmony Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 21 2017 : 3:58AM
Dear ADT Brother Schliwago,I as well as the other Goddess Lana adherents share your great affection for Her,if not your strict humor!Your gentle goosestepping posts and delirious kampf to enact restrictions on fellow ADT brethren who you misunderstand,misinterpret or understandably envy I have followed with bemusement!Beloved brother I never tire of your questionable wisdom or friendly advice,such as when you speak of not wishing to talk of what you find right or wrong! Dear brother Schliwago,assuming English to be or not to be your back up language,if not unattainable tongue,I believe you misinterpreted my feeble attempt at jocularity regarding BELOVED Goddess Lana!Regarding Goddess Lana and a much desired clash of anal titans, with Mandingo and Dredd,I satirically said DOUBLE not TRIPLE anal near expiration of said artists.Meaning Goddess Lana's heavenly anal charms would hasten even prodigious rump farmers Mandingo and Dredd into sanctified ground!Perhaps dear brother you should chastise yourself for failing to properly understand the teachings of Goddess Lana's Holy Anal Bible!Certainly you know she is Immortal,Invincible and in violation of all known restrictions regarding the proper disposal of milk containers!Beloved brother I look forward to your further ruminations on the collisions of worlds anal and other and your version of the collected 'Quotes of Dear Departed Brother WongQ'!Meanwhile I wish Goddess Lana an affectionate GET WELL SOON and sincere thanks for all the erotic joy she has showered on her faithful! I can't wait for her next anal Blitzkrieg!
No we won´t. But maybe you can understand that we fans definitly don´t want you to burn out because of your tremdendous work load you had in the past few months. We won´t debate if your hospital stay corelates in any way to your booking schedule but nevertheless I hope you know that every real follower of your art is more than sad seeing you dealing with health issues. We do understand that porn business has it´s own rules and it´s definitly not easy to find the right balance especially when somebody like you is literally bombing the porn establishment by creating an unbelievable positive hysteria about your person, where I can´t remember any girl in the last 20 years that did this ever in that kind of way. I also would like say finally it´s not only your UNBELIEVABLE beautyness which is so attracting to every one of us. I guess a huge part of the fascination we have is also owed to your person as itself and how you interact as funny as that may sound. To be honest a wasn´t a fan by the first minute but mainly because it was somekind of unreal to my mind seeing such a UNBELIEVABLE beautiful girl doing nasty things on camera. It was almost surreal. The funny thing is that what got me over this kind of barrier did happen by watching a scene with you but it wasn´t actually the sex in first line that changed my mind. I know this sound again funny, but I am talking about your conversation from your Banging Cuties scene with Mike at the beginning of the scene. First of all I have to say that this is and will always be my favourite outfit any girl has ever wore in a porn scene. I really never saw a outfit that combined glamour and sluttyness in such an amazing way and it almost made me laugh when you responded to Mike "do you like it?" after he made a compliment on that amazing black dress. But the main thing for me is how your conversation about L.A and if you like it turned out. 99% of all girls would give stereotype answers like "I love it so much" and so on and your answer that you like Chicago better got Mike almost to a point where he didn´t know what to answer. It was so lovely hearing you talk so honest and maybe that sounds again so funny, but I think that this was one of the scenes where Mike had really something I often miss in his scenes: passion. This kind of chemistry is something you rarely see on camera, simply because professional male performers tend to just do their job, but this was obviosly compared to hundreds of other scenes he shot one of them where you got him over a certain peak to forget that he is doing a scene. I also had the feeling that you really enjoyed this scene and how Mike was responding to you this day. Anyway I won´t go deeper into that relationship with you and Mike but I just want to point out that there might be visual signs even for us fans, that it might be smart to give you both another chance to see if that could happen again. Thank you Lana for beeing so kind to everyone. We fans will support you, especially in those kind of times. PS: if you would ever think of selling this black dress from banging cuties I would be interested to buy it.
Sorry but I had to post some pics of Lana looking so breathtaking in this amazing outfit. In my opinion the rule of using a outfit only one time in front of the camera should be broken here. Simply unbelievable.
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Sammys Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 21 2017 : 7:21AM
^ my favorite outfit too. agree with 'I really never saw a outfit that combined glamour and sluttyness in such an amazing way'. and she looks great in this scene. imo 3 scenes in which she looked her best are ftv, banging cuties and pornfidelity.
I'm trying to prevent mass suicides if/when Lana leaves the industry. It's a little bit over the top. She's the best thing to happen in life to you? You've never Graduated from school (be it elementary, high or college) Had a first kiss Lost your virginity Fell in love (with, you know, a person you can touch and hold and feel and smell) Got married Had a child Saw your kid make their first steps Had your kid look at you and say "I love you" Had a job Got promoted at a job Gotten a raise at a job Bought your first car Bought a house Banged the hottest girl in the bar Had a threesome Been with 50,000 fans cheering on your favorite sports team in a playoff game And many other things If none of that has ever happened to you, I apologize.
^^ You made a few points. Good, accepted, seriously! But these are YOUR measures/targets. And I ask me, why is it so hard to accept that another person has another opinion? What it worse, when someone expresses, that Lana is the best thing happened to his life? These are basically questions I have, but no answers. And the thing with mass suicide when she retires is, excuse me, bullshit. I think each fan would accept her reasons and would wish her the best for her life. That's also for me a part to be a fan.
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sonofharpy Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 21 2017 : 10:33AM
So I see that they have updated the Hardx upcoming page and still no Lana Rhoades. Next update is Gina Valentina. Hope the update after that is Lana...Can't they just release the trailer already...lol Edited by - sonofharpy on 6/21/2017 10:40:22 AM
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SpencerScottfan Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 21 2017 : 10:38AM
This girl is an incredible anal performer !
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MERPER Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 21 2017 : 1:52PM
I am not basing this on much, but my belief is the gangbang won't be out until late July. Hope I am wrong cause I am dying to see it, too, but that's my thinking.
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Rosco Fuji Deactivated User
On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09
Posted - Jun 21 2017 : 3:36PM
I'll disagree with you and say the mass suicide is not BS and would not be out of the question. Don't believe me? Read the last few pages of this thread, hell read the last 10-15 posts. The level of obsession is off the charts. Let me recap some of the ways that people are setting themselves up for a nuclear meltdown. 1. There are guys who are writing paragraphs daily about all things Lana. 2. Guy's feel they know Lana or are friends with her because she liked or retweeted one of their twits or responded to a question they have. 3. There was a guy on this thread who posted a retirement announcement from posting because it was interfering with his family life and then 3 days later was back posting with a vengeance. 4. You have guys who are sad because her relationship with Adriano didn't work out and are hoping for them to get back together.
5. Another poster who knows what's best for Lana probably contributed 30 pages by himself to the thread.
6. Take a look at the thread from her previous break last summer, it was meltdown city with lost puppy dogs begging for her to please post here.
7. You have guys begging her to send videos to them because she made reference to doing something once. 8. You have guys telling her that she should let her fans know what she lost in a burglary so the fans can get together to replace it for her. Need more? 9. Take a look at the last "IT" girl's thread, Alina Li. After she abruptly left for love, you have guys literally calling for the BF's head because heaven forbid he didn't want his GF fucking other dudes in porn and "took her away from us." 10. My personal fave was also from the Alina thread. There was a guy who literally said "his soul hurts" because Alina left abruptly and didn't hold a press conference announcing to the world that she found love and quit porn. I could go on and on, but I think 10 examples of over the top obsessiveness is more than enough. Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with being a fan. I make part of my living dealing with fans on a daily basis. But some of these posts are just ridiculous. And I'm sure the person behind the fictional character Lana Rhoades is very delightful, but I wouldn't know. I don't know her as a person and I never will because you can't "know" a real person when you're only exposed to their fictional character. Edited by - rosco fuji on 6/21/2017 4:29:10 PM
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Fishing_addicted Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 21 2017 : 3:58PM
this thread shows exactly why too much porn can be dangerous. the level of obsession here is in unhealty. some users should take a hiatus from porn and go outside before it's too late sorry for the OT
I really hope not, because damn that would be such a long wait. And if it's true I don't understand the logic of letting out the information as well as the images so far ahead!
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Rondoe99 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 21 2017 : 6:33PM
Just to point this out, not speaking about anyone specifically, but you never know what someone else's situation is. Not to get too serious, but some people have handicaps, either mental or physical disabilities, and its actually very difficult or literally impossible for them to have real relationships. Going home with the hottest girl in the bar just isn't in the cards for them. I'm guessing these people are just living their lives, trying to do the best they can. Their imaginations are all they've got, and if they sometimes go overboard in their hyperbole and praise, give them a fucking break. If they had a girl to say this shit to, they would. But they don't, and that shit is painful. Mock them if you want. But if you're genuinely concerned, try some compassion.
^ Or some of them have a wife and kids like the guy who needed to take a break.
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Fishing_addicted Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 21 2017 : 7:18PM
i try again. better to be obsessed with something real ( hiking, gym, fishing, car racing, painting, music etc ) than to be desperate/obsessed for something not real. the point is not ending the night with the most beautiful girl of the club.
Thank you! & I actually do privately dm and talk to some of these guys, and not to sell them things or anything of that nature. I have real conversations with them, and have formed online friendships. I agree! That's why I hate seing people be bullied on here, because from talking to them I've learned they have lots going on at home, some in chronic pain, some with life threatening desease, some very depressed.... I remember last year there was one fan in particular who everyone would just insult as soon as they commented and this person has MS and is in allot of pain and can hardly move, they didn't deserve that. please give everyone respect and compassion even if you don't agree with them.
#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03
Posted - Jun 22 2017 : 2:01AM
The quoted lyric is from the song popularized by Charlie Rich, not the Prince song with the similar title.
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MERPER Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 22 2017 : 2:28AM
well, the images weren't exactly a great preview of the scene... nothing about the few images released said gangbang... if they were just randomly released somewhere we'd never know that's what they were for and I would guess the point of letting out the details/news so far in advance is to build up anticipation and desire to drive up memberships to their site. Undoubtedly many took out memberships when the news broke about it, more will when a trailer or some images come out down the road saying it's coming out "soon" and then eve more will once it's finally released.
^^ Thank you, that's true. I had the Prince title in my head ... 🙂
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Rosco Fuji Deactivated User
On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09
Posted - Jun 22 2017 : 11:27AM
At first I thought you were being serious, but then I read between the lines and found that this is probably the funniest post I have ever seen on this site. And, you even got buy in. Good job. I have been cracking up all morning since I read this and this is the first chance I had to let you know how funny I thought it was. Thank you so much!
^^^^ Well HardX just tweeted out that they will be dropping the trailer soon, so yeah definitely not late July it is coming out soon! [Tweet is no longer available]
Hey everyone! Today I'm finally starting to see some improvement in my condition, I was able to go out for breakfast this morning! The last week I've been in bed. So today is a very positive day 🙂 I promise I'll share more once I overcome this & have something positive to say about it! Anyway what's really brightening my spirit is that this morning I saw on social media that Jules Jordan and Mason are soon going to release my gangbang & this will be my 1st gonzo anal scene to release as well by Jules! I'm very excited about both because I'm so proud of the scenes. I believe they are my best porn scenes to date. I also get to go home today 🙂 And see my family, as well as meet fans at exxxotica. Fun fact is that Rosemont where xxxotica is, is only 10 minutes from where I lived in Chicago. So I'm very excited to be back in my old naihborhood going to all the places that are special to me. Anyway I hope you guys love the scenes! I would like to hear everyone's feed back after watching them ❤️
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sonofharpy Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 22 2017 : 12:31PM
^ Good to know that you are feeling better pretty lady and the Hardx trailer news and the Jules Jordan scene news definitely has made all of us Lana fan's day brighter and positive just like yours. Really can't wait to watch the trailer of your gangbang and then the full scene itself. Also have a fun time at Exxxotica and in your old neighborhood and with your family. Hopefully that will make you feel even more healed and recovered. Hope you get back to full fitness in no time gorgeous Lana, always loads of love and good wishes to you.
^^ The most important thing is that you feel better babe! Well well Thanks for the news 💋 Wish you a few nice days in your hometown. Unfortunately it's not possible for me to travel to Exxxotica to see you, but hopefully I will have kinda replacement with some trailers of your upcomings. I'm really totally excited. This is the porn I love and to see you in that ... missing the words. You're the best thing ever happened to porn and one of the best things in my life 😘 Edited by - schliwago on 6/22/2017 7:50:15 PM
For all fans of wildlife nature: the duckies are back in town or at least in Lana's bathtub. Different ones to the ones I know, but however ... my excitement turns loops 🍓🍑💘 Edited by - schliwago on 6/22/2017 1:52:09 PM
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