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lobster lobster
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Posted - Dec 31 2016 : 2:54AM
look! Lana found a selfie stick. it is interesting seeing her like this. i do not think i have seen any other pic of her with such a goofy face.
of course we all prefer her looking sexy. but it is amusing to see her in a different way for once.
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schliwago
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Posted - Dec 31 2016 : 6:43AM
^ Think she has many talents 👍
StarGrek
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Posted - Dec 31 2016 : 6:56AM
^^
Hahahahaha although this pic does not flatter her (She does have a bad pic after all and guess what.. she took it herself) She still reminds us her funny self-sarcastic side of hers.
Her first selfie was probably a spontaneous reaction when she heard that Donald Trump invited her in the White House!
The second selfie was probably a spontaneous reaction when she remembered that his wife Melania will be there too.
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fanofman
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Posted - Dec 31 2016 : 10:22AM
^I'm glad to see a different side of her. She looks sad in her pictures. Never smiles or laughs. She laughs and smiles in her scenes with Mike Adriano and in FTV girls shoots. She looks much prettier and vibrant and alive when she smiles and laughs. You and beautiful girl. Smile and laugh more Lana!

Edited by - fanofman on 12/31/2016 10:23:53 AM

 
4theheart
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Posted - Dec 31 2016 : 11:20AM
^Well lana seems to be in a much happier place now, as she described in her more recent posts, so that's something that may happen more organically(which is the important thing)
schliwago
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Posted - Dec 31 2016 : 12:31PM
^^^ LOL. After all the fact that the future "First Lady" is also of slovenian ancestry is remarkable. Maybe Lana will be the future "First Lady of Porn"? Who knows ... 😉
sonofharpy
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Posted - Dec 31 2016 : 2:46PM
To be fair Lana is an introvert so the emotionless look in most of her pics but then again like most Introverts I think she certainly opens up when she is with and around people who are close to her and with people who she feels she can lower her guard with. There is certainly a much vivacious and fun side of Lana which does comes out at times, like in the above goofy pic. I do agree that she certainly looks even more beautiful when she smiles and is happy. Hopefully 2017 brings even more happiness to Lana's life.
Btw Happy New Year to everyone on this thread.
LanaRhoades
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Posted - Jan 1 2017 : 1:19AM
Happy New Years! I love you all! This thread is among some of my favorites ❤️
TheFanguy All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 1 2017 : 1:47AM
Happy New Year Lana!
Samusu06
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Posted - Jan 1 2017 : 3:18AM
Happy new year Lana. 2017 bring more success in your life
schliwago
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Posted - Jan 1 2017 : 3:53AM
Happy new year Lana! Love you too! ❤
MERPER
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Happy New Year, Lana!!! I have a feeling 2017 is going to be a really, really, really ridiculously good year for you.
sonofharpy
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Really hoping that 2017 will be the Year of Lana. Happy New Year gorgeous. Love you back loads!
klies
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Happy new year sweet sexy Lana
 
Toyzonline
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Posted - Jan 1 2017 : 5:53PM
Happy New Year Lana 2017 will be a great year for you
StarGrek
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Posted - Jan 1 2017 : 7:38PM
First of all, it is my turn to wish a Happy and Prosperous Year and the warmest of my wishes to whoever posts and reads this thread, including Lana of course.
Then you have to excuse my next post. It is a bit long... because it is a scene review. Do not forget that ADT main purpose are the reviews.. so here it goes. A small sample of what awaits us in the new year.
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StarGrek
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Posted - Jan 1 2017 : 7:39PM
Lana. Chapter 1.
Lana Rhoades on Tushy. Probably one of the most anticipated scenes of this year. Why?
Because Lana Rhoades is Objectively one of the most gifted girls ever appeared in the adult industry, combining the face of an angel, the silhouette of a lingerie model and the eroticism of a love priestess.
Because Greg Lansky is a pioneer artist, one of the few directors who can blend skillfully the production values of a mainstream Hollywood movie, the hardcorness of a gonzo flick wrapped with the sensuality of a love making guide.
Because Lana Rhoades is a Playboy Cybergirl, whose presence and talent was widely recognize directly (as a model) and indirectly (scenes, titles and series she participated in) by both XBiz and AVN.
Because Greg Lansky is a multiple times award winning director and whenever he focuses his interest on someone he captures the attention of the entire adult community.
Because Lana Rhoades was one of the hottest and most popular newcomers of the last year but she had a very adventurous summer where she announced her retirement with a dramatic way.
Because Greg Lansky believed in her sensual personality, he insisted on her and came up with a pornographic statement which will cause a thud.
Because Lana Rhoades came back a lot hungrier and naughtier and she wanted to expand her sexual horizons by doing nasty things for the first time in front of the camera.
Because Greg Lansky knows how to initiate a pretty woman into more hardcore acts and he does it smoothly and with style, exposing every girls natural beauty and sexual identity.

But all this hype means nothing to me unless I see the outcome of this collaboration on my screen. So lets see what this talented duo prepared for us before the end of the year.
The scene opens with a panoramic view of central LA sky scrapers from above and the sounds of cars honking in the background. We witness Lana Rhoades in front of her mirror putting on make up and getting dressed to go to work.
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In Lansky's trademark style Lana uses her own young soft voice to narrate her story. She is telling us that she is moved from Chicago to study at a law school at the Los Angeles. She has one more year to graduate and she attends an unpaid internship at a prestigious law firm. Life at LA is very expensive so she is sharing the rent with someone else. While she lives a very stressful life financially, her roommate Kate (Penny Pax) appears to be very comfortable, coming every time home with a bunch of newly shopped clothes and accessories. Lana wonders how Kate can afford to pay for all this, since she knows that her parents are not sending her money. Eventually, Kate confesses to her that the source of her income comes from the "intimate" dates she has with some very wealthy and generous individuals. Lana is intrigued by Kate's spicy occupation and starts asking her questions. I love Greg's instant photographic interventions as he is using Lana's body language to demonstrate her feelings while Kate is talking to her. Lana is seduced by the life style of her friend and not wanting to stressed out by accumulated bills and expenses she decides to take the big leap and suggests Kate to introduce her to her clients. Gee that was quick... Not long after Kate shows up in her bedroom announcing her that there is a very rich and hot European businessman who will be interested to meet her. Only she states to her that he has one particular fetish. She prefers the... alternative route on sexual intercourse. You know... the Tushy one. Much to Kate's surprise, Lana declares that she is ok with it and... that pretty much builds up the prologue for our scene.
We are transferred in the client's mansion. Nice photographic instance, as we distinguish Lana's beautiful figure sitting on an armchair in the background, while a man in tuxedo fills two glasses of champagne in the foreground.

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The mysterious client is portrayed by no other than the handsome French adult actor Jean Valjean. A short monologue ensues next as she is excused to use the bathroom. She is expressing her thoughts about her daring decision, while she is opening the envelope which Jean left there. Along with it there is some sexy lingerie and a note to put on. It is applied on Lana's delicious figure as she comes out of the bathroom.
The sexual ritual commences as the woman approaches her man. He follows at her pace laying his hands all over her luscious anaglyph and she responds stormily to his gestures. Body fondling and caresses elevate the heat and develop the appropriate chemistry between these two. Lana's erotic performance is synonymous with passionate kissing and much to my delight there is plenty of it in the fore playing session. Jeans becomes more daring and Lana's genuine blissful moans are echoed in the room.

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Eventually she frees out his already rigid cock and starts stroking it gently. This is where I realize how much I missed expressive eroticism in porn. Eroticism folks, timeless and most appreciated eroticism. Bring it back damn it!

Lana's private show continues and it is time to demonstrate her pleasure offering abilities. Jean lies onto the bed and she kneels in front of him, positioning her head over his genitals. The following minutes could be a part of the theatrical uncensored visual guide of "How to worship a cock " and could be suggested by sexologists to married couples. Lana unfolds her talent upon this lucky fellow. Mushroom smoking, testicle sucking, scrotum licking, deep throating and Lana's specialty: rimming. And all of these while she tries to keep eye contact with her "client", casting that disarming hypnotizing sight of hers to the ... rather suspected male prey. Jean returns the favor and focuses his attention on her butt, stimulating the sensitive area around her nether tight opening. Guess what. She does love it so much. I would personally appreciate a little more muff diving. But I guess you can't have it all. Nevertheless it was a great appetizer for the main course!!!
Time for the hard stuff. Lana lies down on the bed, open her legs wide and waits for her French conqueror to possess her. Jean quickly removes her stockings, comes above her and enters her in the missionary position. Lana's pussy looks very tight. You can sense that the moment you see Jean's hard pole sliding over her silky vulva. His dick penetrates her pussy slowly and sensually, filling her to the brim. [invalid URL removed]Jean gradually raises the pace working his butt over her while keeping close distance. She joins both her legs together and lay them upon his shoulders, while the lucky stunt continue to exercise long strokes. Did I mentioned that I adore watching her legs as well as her soles? There is something very elegant, intimate and hot about this position and becomes even hotter when you sense her pleasure. I am not totally sure if she came but everything in her body language seems she did have an earth shuttering orgasm. Even her blissful moaning advocates to that. Expressive, live, genuine Lana enjoying every darn second. Yes people, our girl is back and she is quite hungry!

The sexual heat until now is enough to get me satisfied but the scene is merely started and the French businessman has kinkier plans in his mind. "I want your ass..." requests to his concubine and Lana responds with a smile "You can have whatever you want...". Ok this is porn, yet, there is a real life message for all ambitious men. If you want access to your girfriend's ass better sweat your own first and make sure she gets really happy! Lana remains supinely on the bed but she positions herself in the edge, such as her bottom is suspended out of it. She open her legs wide, she spreads her butt cheeks apart and offers broad access to her lover. Jean approaches her and while she holds her breath he slowly inserts his member inside her narrow entrance. Yeap! Lana Rhoades just got her sweet asshole violated. Jean fucks her carefully like this testing the elasticity of her colon. Then he twists her buttocks a little bit on the side and continues sliding his dick in and out of her anus. Greg covers nicely the event and offers very hot insertion shots. With a little more lube he manages to get a steady rhythm. Thats it! Her anal walls got adjusted around his shaft and Jean speeds up.
After a while Jean withdraws, Lana cleans him up (Ass To Mouth) and they change pose. Jean lies on the bed holding his erection up. She places herself above him in reverse squatting position and lowers herself down on his stick. Another hot close up shot of the insertion shot. Holly mama what my eyes are staring! Lana Rhodes in all her naked glory. I cant have enough watching her striking Vogue cover face and her wonderful big perfectly shaped rack swaying up and down while she is taking a big cock deep, really deep in her tiny "taboo" hole. Even her pussy looks enticing as it opens from the pressure of the anal impalement. An amazing Reverse Cowgirl Anal session ensues and it has many variations. First she adjusts her soles on Jeans knees and lets Jean nail her sphincter from beneath holding her butt in the air and then she leans a bit back spreading her sleek legs wide and let them flailing in the air at every stroke. Jean uses his hand to hold her in place while his meaty bat is sliding in and out of her rectal corridor in frenzied pace. Somehow this action triggers her sensitive spot and with a little more clit rubbing... we became witnesses of Lana's first anal orgasm.
Jean got sweat, Lana got sweat, Fuck... I got sweat too absorbing the tension of the scene! A little post knob polishing helps bringing the heart beats in place just before they rise again. Lana positions herself in crawling position sticking her firm round butt out and Jean proceed to fill it, mounting her like a mammal. I do not think there is a position that does not flatter this gorgeous baby and this one is not an exception. Make no mistake, Lana's anal orifice is still very tight but she does handle the anal pummeling quite well. Finally after testing thoroughly her tushy, Jean reaches climax, plastering her beautiful smiley face with his vital gooey stains.
Final Thought: One thing I can tell. I am amazed about the outcome of the scene. Not only by Lana's overall performance but also by Greg's directing abilities. You see... one of the most important virtues which characterize a great adult photographer/director is to understand who is his muse. Meaning, which are the advantages of her appearance and which are the key elements that construct her sexual personality. This is important because he needs to know how to expose them in the best possible way. In case of Lana that is not an easy task, because as a female model and erotic performer, she has many advantages and it would be a pornographic crime any of them not to be exploited. Greg Lansky managed to answer this challenge by presenting most of this babe's sexual characteristics in a single scene, smoothly initiating her at the same time into new sexual paths. On her behalf, Lana came determined to prove all the hype around her name and I don't think she left any doubts about her immense potentials. She looked stunning and sizzling hot in any single frame, literally in any single frame even with a rigid cock up her ass. Furthermore, I think that Lana's performance in Tushy added more intimacy and expressiveness, elevating the overall eroticism of the series.
Together Lana, Jean, Penny, Greg and his technical team even managed to go even beyond porn, bringing mainstream acting elements into our screen and building up Lana's on screen character using numerous photographic details. Jean was very good too in his role as a kinky escort client who got charmed by Lana's gifts and his cock was a perfect fit for her virgin derriere opening. Pornographically, there was almost everything for everyone. An intriguing realistic plot, plenty of eroticism, lots of spicy naughtiness, hot insertion shots and of course great positions, captured almost perfectly in highest definition and in many angles. Maybe more positions could be added in the scene but remember that this is a thematic showcase. This means there will be more to come in the next chapters. Also do not forget that this was an anal initiation. There is a certain ritual which needs to be followed in anal initiations and some positions are more effective than others for this purpose. Everything seemed to go more than well in this part. For this reason and also because Greg let the loving couple to communicate verbally in the scene (Jean instructed Lana to take certain positions etc etc) I could observe some short of realism in the initiation which I found it interesting.

I would classify this scene as a MASTERPIECE of HARDCORE EROTICA and SHOULD NOT BE MISSED by any demanding viewer's collection. It is already a classic. The screenshots I present here are only a tiny sample of what you will find in the actual Tushy's scene. Remember to check out the details. They are numerous and very hot. The only problem: Greg and Lana have raised the bar too high and I dunno how they will manage to keep up, but I am curious to find out... I want to see what they prepared for us in the second chapter.
I will end this review by repeating Lana's thoughts as the scene fades to black: "Being desired so much and getting paid for it, really turned me on. I wanted more of it!"
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WE DEFINITELY WANT MORE TOO LANA AND GREG... OH YES WE REALLY DO!



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sonofharpy
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Posted - Jan 1 2017 : 8:14PM
^Great review, which pretty much mirrors my thoughts about the scene. Could have been shorter but well you are an expressive guy and its your habit to express in lengthy ways so I understand. I loved the line " combining the face of an angel, the silhouette of a lingerie model and the eroticism of a love priestess." because that is a perfect description of lovely Lana.
Lone Wolf
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Posted - Jan 1 2017 : 8:47PM
Happy New year, Lana! You made our year in 2016, and recognition/awards will soon start dropping!
Hoping for an even more amazing 2017, with even more anal scenes!
Cheers
fanofman
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Posted - Jan 1 2017 : 9:44PM
^^^The link to submit reviews is https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/reviews/submit_review.asp
lefaf
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 2:11AM
stargrek i admire you!
aclayfan All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 2:37AM
In fewer words, Lana's Tushy scene is excellent. It's a winning combination of good camera work and Lana's sexual heat.
Another Fine
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 8:29AM
I can see why people are obsessed with her, I actually broke the habit of a lifetime and voted for her on AVN
Hopefully she follows through on her plans to feature dance in the UK at some point, Would love to see her dance in person
StarGrek
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 1:39PM
@FanOfMan: The link you are referring to concerns DVD Reviews. There is a specific platform created which is suitable for this. It associates every review with existing performer Database, rating system and Online DVD shops. For single scenes I am not sure if I can post there. There were talks for a future modification in the site but it needs a lot of work. But until then and since there are threads like this why not to exploit it. Plus there are more posters who write reviews in other threads and forums. Furthermore, Lana herself requested a feedback of her scenes publicly and in this site and I am responding to her wish. That was a very smart move from her side for many reasons.
@SonOfHarpy: Yes it was a bit long but it was worth it. People who do not have an account in Tushy or generally to the site which is referred in the review need to know what to expect. I am a very demanding viewer myself and I am trying to feel the skin of a person who wants to know more about a specific scene. Who wants to read details and see actual screenshots. Because it might be a crucial factor about getting a paid membership in a site or not. There are some scenes of Lana Rhoades I haven't seen yet. The same about scenes of many other sexy performers. I would really like to read decent, extensive and objective (as much as it is possible) feedback about them in order to see what each model and director could offer and decide for a later subscription on a site. Trailers help much towards
@Lefaf: I appreciate your warm words my friend but there is nothing special on me to admire. I just wrote a review. Scene Reviews/Descriptions with screenshots is on of the best possible ways to meet a certain starlet, weather is about Lana Rhoades or anyone else. That is why I am writing them in order more people to comprehend why Lana Rhoades is nominated for best new starlet. But they need lots of personal work. This review took me several days between holidays and social interactions. In addition Reviews are very important for performers, directors and producers because it is a mean to evaluate their work. Many of them request for them and declared in public that they read ADT threads for this purpose.
PS: Telling you the truth I am a Vixen type myself (I prefer all-sex balanced sites and not strictly thematic, including erotica, anal, interracial, DPs(regular ones) and now lesbian) but from time to time I subscribe to Tushy or Blacked for hot initiations like this one.

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buttguy
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TPL
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Its not in the final production :( A shame, my favorit irl and on camera to.
Pitbull67
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 2:51PM
....and that is exactly where this should have been posted, not cluttering up this thread IMHO!
sonofharpy
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 3:28PM
^^^^While I can understand your point of view and that reviews are a sales pitch for prospective buyers and subscribers for the website which is true and I guess there are many people out there who want that kind of review too but personally for me it doesn't work. I just most of the time try to avoid too detailed and extensive reviews. I mean it just takes away the spice of the scene. With just too much details of every little thing or act that is happening you are giving away too much of the scene to the reader (Most of whom probably haven't watched the scene.) I really want to be surprised by atleast some aspects of the scene rather than knowing and reading before hand each and every details that happens in a scene that too with screenshots. I mean yes, personally I could just avoid and ignore your reviews but you are a good writer and I actually WANT to read your reviews but could you maybe try to shorten the exceptionally descriptive elements.
Just saying, besides that part, everything else is well and good.
fanofman
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 3:46PM
^I'm starting to just scroll past long-winded comments. I agree that long reviews can spoil the scene for those who haven't seen it. I think links to reviews can be posted in the performer's thread but the actual reviews should be on the Write A Review Section. IMHO.
Edited by - fanofman on 1/2/2017 3:48:11 PM
D33n
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 4:50PM
Lansky should have let that scene in the final version! Instead he should've cut the rimming scene/Lana licking Jean's ass. I'm personally not a fan of girls licking the man's ass and I can do without those scenes in the future.
schliwago
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 5:05PM
^ As I mentioned in an earlier reply, I'm not sure if they cut out this part. Very often the performers take a bit other respectively special positions for the photo shoots. For example the photos of the introductional blowjob were taken from the opposite side. Ergo it could be, that this pose never was "in" the clip.
tripper
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 5:22PM
^ Yes, the photos are separate from the video shoot. Several times I have been disappointed when I see a photo that rocks my world and it is not in the shoot.
^^ So in real life, I like rimming the lady and I love it when they return the favor. So I like seeing this in scenes. Keep in mind, you both need to be freshly showered.
^^^ I am also simply scrolling past the long posts. I don't come here to read a treatise. That is a great suggestion to post a link. Captain Jack always posts links for his interviews. Makes it easy for those interested to go there.
Rosco Fuji
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 7:05PM
Jeez, I had to count and that was 17 paragraphs for one scene. Hell, when I write reviews, I don't even have that many paragraphs for a whole disk.
StarGrek
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 9:24PM
Reviews should be descriptive. And I will tell you why. Someone claims that the X director or the Y performer is good. How the hell he can convince the others about his claims if he doesn't describe their work? Even if he says watch this or that scene it will not be enough. He needs to justify why he likes the certain scene and describe what is happening inside. It is important for many viewers because most of them have certain pornographic fetishes and they want to know if these are present in the scene or not. The same about positions. That is why video screenshots are necessary, because they become a visual proof of what he writes. Furthermore, the author should guide the viewers to check the points which define the performance of that model or the directionship of that director, otherwise the viewers will miss them. The essence of the work of adult artists such as Lana Rhoades and Greg Lansky are in the details. This is what generally differentiate each artist from her/his colleagues.
This is where the beauty of porn lies, especially in hardcore erotica. There are thousand of details which the viewers miss because they dont pay attention to and are very important in order to get in the mood. These kind of scenes are not only about penetration or certain sexual fetishes. It is about sensuality. And the sensuality starts from the plot, long before the performers get naked and culminates after the ejaculation. The concept, the realism, the expressions, the feelings, the body language, the erotic gestures, the certain lines, the erotic dancing between the lovers, the rhythm alterations, the shifts of camera angles, even the sound/music. They all become a part of the erotic art of the director and his acting crew. Likewise Lana Rhoades sexual identity is not only defined by her natural beauty but mainly about her mentality, her will to please her partner and participate actively in the sexual ritual. She is very expressive and communicative sexually and very very sensual as well. Whenever she concentrates on that (or the director manages to take it out) she simply becomes... the impersonation of desire!
Lana is not just another pretty girl, she is an AVN and XBiz nominated performer and there is a reason why. Greg is not just another adult director, he has 16 awards only last year and there is a reason why. And their scene is not just another scene, In my opinion is a masterpiece and there is a reason why. So with my extensive review I am trying to justify these reasons, because as I said before there are hundreds of readers in ADT who do not post here often and they are hungry to know more about her scenes. Someone needs to tell them.
PS. There are hundreds of girls in Star Crossed Forum who have many admirers too and they deserve more attention but there is none out there to explain why.
 
StarGrek
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By the way... you are right reviews should be written elsewhere and only the link should be used here. But I tell you again there is no platform for scenes yet in ADT ... Wait a minute... I think I had an epiphany! I know where I will put them from now on...
PS1. There will be more reviews from other scenes of her in the near future...
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Flash All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 2 2017 : 9:42PM
Adult DVD Talk currently doesn't really have a way to review web scenes in the Write a Review section. StarGrek probably would have been better off posting it in the Tushy thread originally. However, I see no reason why he can't put scene reviews in the forums.
Hotliner
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Posted - Jan 3 2017 : 2:36AM
I wish that LANA does not succumb to surgery
I'm afraid that she turns her lips into a duck's face
It will unfortunately look like Aletta Ocean
lefaf
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hope lana stays natural!
schliwago
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^^
^
Agree in the highest degree.
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Dyrus
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duck's face :D
Tommy B
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Damn you StarGrek! :D
that's a fucking awesome review!
If you decide one day to become a writer of erotic novels i would definetly follow your books!
sonofharpy
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Posted - Jan 3 2017 : 9:07AM
@Stargrek Well like I said I do get your POV but also I have my POV too and I feel such extensive reviews are like movie reviews with spoilers. And First time viewers totally would want to avoid them. So yes I do agree, instead of posting it here in the thread, you should probably post it somewhere else ( I dunno where since the review section does not seem to accommodate scene reviews) and link it here. Maybe make a thread in another section of the forum and post the link to the reviews here. In that manner you will provide a choice to first time viewers that if they want they can read it, they could just follow the link or if they want to avoid spoilers they can avoid it. That way its a win for everybody.
Wonder if they actually shot an elongated clip in that position or were it just for the glamour photos. Only Greg and Lana (and Jean) (and the set crew) knows..lol...
Also learnt just now that, that position is called "pronebone"
I am pretty sure Lana is wise and will pay heed to her fans' suggestion. Aletta Ocean is certainly a prime example of how surgery ruins your appearance as well as your career. Her addiction to surgeries lead to her downfall when she was on the way of being one of the biggest thing in porn.
Lana is already totally exceptionally perfect in every which way, no surgery can improve on that.
cormac
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Posted - Jan 3 2017 : 9:12AM
I agree on the surgey issue, not just for Lana but everyone; no need to call Aletta a duck face though.
D33n
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Posted - Jan 3 2017 : 1:53PM
The American Porn industry is over saturated with fake boobs, fake ass, fake lips, fake everything! Lana is one of the few best looking natural girls in the bizz and I truly hope she won't ruin herself by doing any type of surgeries. The only surgery I can tolerate on girls is boob surgery but only if done right and only when it is really needed, but in Lana's case, there's no need for that! I hope she stays the way she is.
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7/02
Posted - Jan 3 2017 : 2:47PM
Oh Yes! ProneBone, Belly Down Anal, Surfboard.... All the same and so lovely. Would be a dream to see her like that:)
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Golden Age Classic

11018 Posts
5/01
Posted - Jan 3 2017 : 2:51PM
MOD:
He can put them in the star thread or in the company thread. If someone doesn't feel they want to read it, for whatever reason they have, they can easily just skip over it. Lets stop deciding where StarGrek's scene reviews can go and go back to the thread.
Hotliner
Member

184 Posts
2/16
Posted - Jan 3 2017 : 3:06PM
^yeah keep focused on main subject
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Rosco Fuji
Deactivated User

On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick!
3309 Posts
2/09
Posted - Jan 3 2017 : 3:32PM
I get that you're an obsessed fan, but I'm sure your review took a hell of a lot longer to write than the length of the scene itself and also the time spent filming and editing it also. As a regular reader and reviewer on this site, you might want to take into consideration your viewing audience. At this point, anything you post on this site is like a monologue from a Tarantino movie where that attitude is "why say something in 10 words when you can say it in 500 words." I look at your rambling posts and just skip over them because they've basically fallen on deaf eyes and I've tuned out. Your review would not have suffered at all if you skipped the 1st 3 paragraphs and just said,
"We start out with Lana pondering her future while she stares out over the skyline."



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