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Too$hort
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Oaktown
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1/04
Posted - Jan 29 2004 : 9:24PM
I couldn't find another thread on ADT on someone's first porn movie to resurect but I still wanted to share mine. I've been using the porn resources for a bit here on ADT -- I thought back to what was my first adult movie I had ever seen -- I remembered the title & so I went hunting. Well, I was amazed that I found it because it did have an unusual title:

"F"...and Lots of It

First of all I can't believe it is on DVD -- 2nd, It is considered a true classic.

The storyline was that of a wet dream fantasy world & It totally kind of melded with my memories of the past -- almost like a porn memory mixed with my own fantasies.

I haven't seen it in many years {although it is being purchased as we speak} but I do remember this one incredibly hot scene where in order for the guy to get passed a door he must 'satisfy' this golden lady How erotic is a naked woman painted in gold? Quite erotic!

The guy begins to give her golden vagina oral sex with two guards standing watch. Here it comes -- He draws back from the oral sex perplexed. He brings his hand up to his mouth & begins to spit out a mouthful of precious stones. WoW!

The lady then instructs him that he needs to have intercourse with her in order for him to gain the key . The two guards then proceed to lift him up -- one leg for each guard -- so he can have intercourse into the lady's golden vagina. WoW!

Some magic occurs & porn special effects play a role here -- as he is pulling out his penis, it has suddenly turned to gold -- hence his cock was the key all along but needed to be made gold. He then proceeeds to insert his cock into the door hole & is on his way. WoW!

I remember one other scene vaguely In which he finds two female dolls & they need to be turned on . Of course there is a giant key with a black dildo on the tip -- He lifts up their doll skirts & inserts it into them -- gives it a few turns & they come alive for playtime. WoW!

That is about all I can remember about this film. I must say It may be old -- but the description "classic" is less than what this film means to me.

dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 30 2004 : 2:15AM
Great post, Too$hort. I'd be interested to hear your thoughts after you watch this movie again, if it still affects you in the same way.

I like features because most of them are more erotic and fun, even with the bad acting in between the sex scenes.

skronker
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Posted - Jan 30 2004 : 2:24AM
This thread recurs pretty often.
I think the first "real" porn movie I saw was probably a little bit of "Deep Throat" on video -- back when VCR's were kind of new and exotic.

When I was in my early 20s, I was in New York once or twice and saw a flick in Times Square -- something with Lisa (nee Lysa) Thatcher as a teenage runaway, that also starred Kandi Barbour, Lisa falls in with a vagabond couple, who ise hypnosis and magic to seduce and pleasure the guileless waif. I think. Gosh, it's hard to recall. I also watched a bunch of 8mm loops -- and saw things I never imagined existed! (It freaked me out, some of it). I was too naive to even think about jerking off in the booth. I just watched, and sprouted big wood.

sdc
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236 Posts
4/03
Posted - Jan 30 2004 : 7:23AM
This one does sound quite tempting. There's a review of it here, if anyone's interested.

I've only seen one movie by Svetlana, 800 Fantasy Lane , and thought that was pretty good. It has a few distinctly surreal scenes in it - including one in which some naked girls are dancing around (and being showered by) a giant penis. Perhaps most memorable of all is a fantasy sequence in which Jamie Gillis, in the role of a lion tamer, makes his way through three snarling girls in elaborate, animalic make-up.

Too$hort, perhaps you could report of the quality of the disk when it arrives.

SDC

"If we couldn't have sex from time to time, what would life be? A futile struggle against joints that stiffen and caries that form."

Michel Houllebecq

Edited by - SDC on 1/30/2004 8:40:47 AM

Too$hort
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Oaktown
107 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jan 30 2004 : 9:31AM
Wow -- Thanks for the link. I'll do a review but I am trying to figure out a few things before I would want to submit one -- it may take a bit -- but I'll certainly report how thr DvD is on the forum!
 
abradarba
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89 Posts
2/04
Posted - Feb 24 2004 : 12:59AM
Skronker, I remember the same thing - standing in those loops booths. What freaked you out?

One thing that freaked me was the first time seeing an ass-to-mouth. Couldnt' watch it! Like scat, which still makes me look away, because it's such a drooper. But A2M works now, maybe because I know that they get cleaned before the action. Maybe.

greybeard
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181 Posts
8/00
Posted - Feb 24 2004 : 1:02PM
skronker:

The Lysa Thatcher film you described is Neon Nights (1981) by Cecil Howard. It's quite good, but a little weird from time to time. Thatcher is excellent playing the "young girl," who, in one scene, does the deed with Daddy (played by Jamie Gillis) in the bathroom!

Loomis
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Sydney, Australia
12 Posts
11/01
Posted - Mar 1 2004 : 6:24AM
The first one I think I saw was called '1001 Erotic Nights 2'.

I remember it well because the opening line was "I am the Sultan. Life is good". REALLY bad acting. I think we actually spent more time watching the actors than the sex (which we largely ran through).

It is a shame this isn't on DVD.

The first DVD I got/watched was 'Flashpoint'.

JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
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1944 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 2:01AM
Hard to go that far back for this old man, but I'm guessing it was the original Taboo series (was that Kay Parker?) I also seem to remember Aunt Peg being in it. There was another called "the Analyst" that I remember nothing about beyond the name...then nothing for awhile until the mid eighties...I was managing a video store and grabbed anything that had Christy Canyon in it, she was followed by Traci and Amber Lynn...and its a haze from there!

"Corruptio optimi pessima..."

Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)

1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 27 2004 : 4:10PM
I too remember this one very fondly. Must be twenty odd years ago by now.

Has anyone seen the DVD yet?
How is the transfer?
VCX don't exactly have the best reputation.

Jacco All-Star Supporter
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2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 27 2004 : 8:11PM
Which one do you mean, Kperv? F or Taboo?

Jacco

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5/01
Posted - Sep 27 2004 : 9:34PM
If you are talking about the VCX edition of Taboo, that's OOP now. Standard Digital is now distributing Taboo.
sdc
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236 Posts
4/03
Posted - Sep 28 2004 : 5:15AM
I went ahead and bought F . . . and lots of it a while back. I haven't got around to watching it yet but have 'spot checked' the disk. The quality is surprisingly good.

SDC

Lee O
Forearm Trainer

mmmmmmm........ after-birth
1193 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 28 2004 : 5:56AM
How many of the series are they likely to remaster do you think ? I've read good things about the job they did with the first 3 .
Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)

1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 28 2004 : 1:10PM
Sorry. "F".
Great thanks.
 
oatmeal
Meat Popsicle

Seeking Beauty
1738 Posts
8/04
Posted - Sep 28 2004 : 3:13PM
Marilyn Chambers and John Holmes in Insatiable... What an unbelievable initiation into the world of porn.
Jacco All-Star Supporter
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"liable to deprave and corrupt"
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5/04
Posted - Sep 28 2004 : 3:25PM
I watched "F" a few weeks back and the quality was fine for an old movie. And I really loved the content, some great scenes there.

Jacco

Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)

1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 28 2004 : 3:45PM
Thanks Jacco.

As for the threads original theme.

The first porn movie I bought was Dirty Shary with Christy Canyon.

But before that I think (not 100% sure) my first rental was actually "F" .
The shop keeper didn't seem to care that I wasn't actually the required 15 years old.

I guess I'll find out whether it lives up to the memory when I get it on DVD.

Zoid
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Boobies and Anal
2004 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 28 2004 : 10:13PM
I recently discovered what the first porn movie I've ever seen was The Grafenberg Spot. However, "seen" is not exactly accurate and I saw just a small portion the 1st scene before I got kicked out of the room (I was kinda young, hehe). It was a pool scene with Gynger Lynn I think.

Edited by - Zoid on 9/28/2004 10:13:28 PM

Flash All-Star Supporter
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5/01
Posted - Sep 28 2004 : 10:48PM
I suspect only the volumes that Kirdy Stevens had a hand in since he appears to own Standard Digital. I think they have done I through IV now.
nipfan
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caught!
271 Posts
10/01
Posted - Oct 7 2004 : 3:41AM
Okay, my first feature was Anna Obsessed at the adult drive-in at the edge of town. The second feature that night was Lure of the Triangle which contained some bizarre underwater sex including money shots that floated away like jellyfish!
However, before Anna Obsessed started they showed trailers and my eyes bugged upon seeing my first hardcore scene from Hot Dallas Nights. Honest to God, I was only expecting full frontal and simulated sex. This was 1982 and I was eighteen trippin in my VW Bug. Crazy times!
WyseGuy
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Canada
1 Posts
10/04
Posted - Oct 17 2004 : 2:40AM
Hmm, my first one was Debbie Does Dallas. I know its a big named one, but it was my first.

My first SoftCore porn was Vegas Girls Unleashed. That has to be the one of the only few series that are released to follow the Girls Gone Wild Theme. But at least the V.G.U video has more of a "reality" theme to it. Anyone else seen this series? I know everyone has seen the D.D.D. video, back in the VHS days, but still a classic.

Ivory
Sex Object by Proxy

"We all want our time in Hell."
647 Posts
8/04
Posted - Oct 18 2004 : 6:38PM
Hey, Loomis, that was the first one I ever saw, too! I thought it did come out on DVD.
gia jordan
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670 Posts
9/04
Posted - Oct 18 2004 : 6:46PM



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