I like features because most of them are more erotic and fun, even with the bad acting in between the sex scenes.
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| Too$hort Member Oaktown 107 Posts 1/04 | I couldn't find another thread on ADT on someone's first porn movie to resurect but I still wanted to share mine. I've been using the porn resources for a bit here on ADT -- I thought back to what was my first adult movie I had ever seen -- I remembered the title & so I went hunting. Well, I was amazed that I found it because it did have an unusual title: First of all I can't believe it is on DVD -- 2nd, It is considered a true classic. The storyline was that of a wet dream fantasy world & It totally kind of melded with my memories of the past -- almost like a porn memory mixed with my own fantasies. I haven't seen it in many years {although it is being purchased as we speak} but I do remember this one incredibly hot scene where in order for the guy to get passed a door he must 'satisfy' this golden lady How erotic is a naked woman painted in gold? Quite erotic! The guy begins to give her golden vagina oral sex with two guards standing watch. Here it comes -- He draws back from the oral sex perplexed. He brings his hand up to his mouth & begins to spit out a mouthful of precious stones. WoW! The lady then instructs him that he needs to have intercourse with her in order for him to gain the key . The two guards then proceed to lift him up -- one leg for each guard -- so he can have intercourse into the lady's golden vagina. WoW! Some magic occurs & porn special effects play a role here -- as he is pulling out his penis, it has suddenly turned to gold -- hence his cock was the key all along but needed to be made gold. He then proceeeds to insert his cock into the door hole & is on his way. WoW! I remember one other scene vaguely In which he finds two female dolls & they need to be turned on . Of course there is a giant key with a black dildo on the tip -- He lifts up their doll skirts & inserts it into them -- gives it a few turns & they come alive for playtime. WoW! That is about all I can remember about this film. I must say It may be old -- but the description "classic" is less than what this film means to me. [Link] |
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| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | I think the first "real" porn movie I saw was probably a little bit of "Deep Throat" on video -- back when VCR's were kind of new and exotic. When I was in my early 20s, I was in New York once or twice and saw a flick in Times Square -- something with Lisa (nee Lysa) Thatcher as a teenage runaway, that also starred Kandi Barbour, Lisa falls in with a vagabond couple, who ise hypnosis and magic to seduce and pleasure the guileless waif. I think. Gosh, it's hard to recall. I also watched a bunch of 8mm loops -- and saw things I never imagined existed! (It freaked me out, some of it). I was too naive to even think about jerking off in the booth. I just watched, and sprouted big wood. |
| sdc Member 236 Posts 4/03 | I've only seen one movie by Svetlana, 800 Fantasy Lane , and thought that was pretty good. It has a few distinctly surreal scenes in it - including one in which some naked girls are dancing around (and being showered by) a giant penis. Perhaps most memorable of all is a fantasy sequence in which Jamie Gillis, in the role of a lion tamer, makes his way through three snarling girls in elaborate, animalic make-up. Too$hort, perhaps you could report of the quality of the disk when it arrives. SDC "If we couldn't have sex from time to time, what would life be? A futile struggle against joints that stiffen and caries that form." Michel Houllebecq Edited by - SDC on 1/30/2004 8:40:47 AM |
| Too$hort Member Oaktown 107 Posts 1/04 | |
| abradarba Member 89 Posts 2/04 | One thing that freaked me was the first time seeing an ass-to-mouth. Couldnt' watch it! Like scat, which still makes me look away, because it's such a drooper. But A2M works now, maybe because I know that they get cleaned before the action. Maybe. |
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| Loomis Member Sydney, Australia 12 Posts 11/01 | I remember it well because the opening line was "I am the Sultan. Life is good". REALLY bad acting. I think we actually spent more time watching the actors than the sex (which we largely ran through). It is a shame this isn't on DVD. The first DVD I got/watched was 'Flashpoint'. |
| JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04 | "Corruptio optimi pessima..." |
| Kperv The Cuddler *struck (She slipped) 1818 Posts 1/04 | |
| Jacco All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04 | |
| Flash Golden Age Classic 11018 Posts 5/01 | |
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| Lee O Forearm Trainer mmmmmmm........ after-birth 1193 Posts 8/03 | |
| Kperv The Cuddler *struck (She slipped) 1818 Posts 1/04 | |
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| Jacco All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04 | |
| Kperv The Cuddler *struck (She slipped) 1818 Posts 1/04 | As for the threads original theme. The first porn movie I bought was Dirty Shary with Christy Canyon. But before that I think (not 100% sure) my first rental was actually "F" . I guess I'll find out whether it lives up to the memory when I get it on DVD. |
| Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04 | Edited by - Zoid on 9/28/2004 10:13:28 PM |
| Flash Golden Age Classic 11018 Posts 5/01 | |
| nipfan Member caught! 271 Posts 10/01 | However, before Anna Obsessed started they showed trailers and my eyes bugged upon seeing my first hardcore scene from Hot Dallas Nights. Honest to God, I was only expecting full frontal and simulated sex. This was 1982 and I was eighteen trippin in my VW Bug. Crazy times! |
| WyseGuy New Member Canada 1 Posts 10/04 | My first SoftCore porn was Vegas Girls Unleashed. That has to be the one of the only few series that are released to follow the Girls Gone Wild Theme. But at least the V.G.U video has more of a "reality" theme to it. Anyone else seen this series? I know everyone has seen the D.D.D. video, back in the VHS days, but still a classic. |
| Ivory Sex Object by Proxy "We all want our time in Hell." 647 Posts 8/04 | |
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