I just discovered a TV show called "Party Down". It had two seasons on Starz then got cancelled. I have just watched the first two seasons on DVD. And I loved it. One of the few times I have watch a TV show and laughed out loud. I guess in one way it wouldn't be good parody material because it's total viewership was incredibly low. On the other-hand I think it would be fun parody to watch whether you've seen the show or not.
I want to see another Sarah Palin parody with Lisa Ann. In this one she discovers her mexican gardner played by Marcos Banderas is an illegal alien. Instead of turning him in like a good Tea Party member should she decides to fuck him instead.
One problem. In Alaska it is too cold for grass or crops to grow, so she would have no use for a gardener. I would like to see a parody of Sarah Palin getting it up the ass by John McCain and the cunt by G. W. Bush at the same time! Heck, forget John and G. W., I will fuck her myself! Sarah Palin would look hot in handcuffs!
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Posted - Oct 29 2010 : 9:25AM
I'm waiting for someone to make a combination Sarah Palin & Northern Exposure parody. I don't think anyone has used Northern Indecent Exposure as a title yet.
For a parody I actually want to see, I'll start with the basics. 1. A funny and clever title, not just a formulaic plugin of a previous title. 2. Various stories, series, movies, or genres to be parodied. Parodying just one series is not as much fun as taking broad swipes at entire legions of fans. 3. The cover must look hot. Trying to make it vaguely resemble a big budget tv show with Neanderthal porn actors on a porn budget is futile. Make the cover all women, or pov, or anything else but what parody covers currently are. 4. Competent writing, directing, and acting. Maybe these actually exist in some parodies, but the one I watched didn't have these qualities, and all the other parodies in stores don't have 1-3. Wait, I remember another one. I watched I Dream of Jenna many years ago. That's a title that works. Edited by - charn on 11/6/2010 11:48:33 PM
I think House is overdue for cancellation. It has become too much of a soap opera, although Fox would probably replace it with something worse. Edited by - charn on 11/7/2010 11:38:54 AM
I'm astonished to see porn parodies of horror franchises ("Friday the 13th," "Psycho") that aren't so much parodies as they are gore films with hardcore sex scenes. As someone who likes it weird and twisted--but not bloody violent--I'm surprised no one's yet tapped the obvious franchise: A L I E N X X X Story: Taking place in a future without men, the all-female crew of the spaceship Nostromo awaken from their hypersleep tubes and enjoy a nice hot shower. Captain Dallas consults the ship's computer ("Father") to find out why they've been awakened ahead of schedule. After investigating a strange ruin on a nearby planet, crewmember Kane is brought back aboard in the grip of a "throatfucker." The alien ultimately escapes after startling the rest of the crew by wriggling out Kane's other end. Hunting the alien, Brett discovers the thing's gotten a LOT bigger. Dallas forces "Father" to reveal that the crew has been tricked into participating in an experiment, before the computer betrays her to the creature. Ripley, Ash, Lambert and Parker decide to flee the ship. Ripley discovers Ash's duplicity and knocks her robot head off. Meanwhile, Lambert and Parker, mistakenly assuming a moment of safety, engage in some interracial loving only to fall prey to the alien. Unable to find the others, Ripley escapes in a lifepod, only to be trapped with Mr. Slimy. The Nostromo catches up with the lifepod. Everyone's fine, aside from a little morning sickness...
I liked the Married With Children and Seinfeld parodies. Married With Children because Eric Swiss's very good Al Bundy impression and because of Kagney Lynn Karter. Seinfeld because Eric John does a pretty good Kramer. The sex is so-so. I liked Kagney's masturbation scene and that's about all I remember.
"Mystery Porno Theater 3000:" Two mad scientists send a young woman into space to mock really bad sci-fi porn* with the help of some sassy robot puppets (who help her out with other things as well). The riffing is occasionally interrupted by things like robot lubrication maintenance, alien invasions, and of course there's the Sex Toy Invention Exchange with the Mads. *...made specifically for the movie itself, of course.
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Posted - Apr 7 2011 : 9:20AM
To truly do MST 3000 correct though, you would need to do two versions each with a different lead character so fans can argue over which one is best.
^Done. And actually ok, featured parody star Ashlynn Brooke in a Leia costume but that is all I remember. I think Charley Chase had a rather good scene.
I wonder if there is a master list of all the movies/TV shows etc. that have been made into porn parodies up to now. iafd.com currently lists 103 movies with "parody" in the title, but I doubt that is all (and one of the 103 titles claims not to be a parody, so the count is down to 102). I think one of my current favorite American TV shows would lend itself quite easily to a XXX parody treatment, given that the plot that has a strong wish-fulfillment element to it. However I don't really want to see one, so I am not going to name it (although it will certainly be only a matter of time...)
I'd rather see a Palin vs Michele Bachmann throwdown complete with rough sex and fisting. Lisa Ann (blech) owns the Palin parody franchise who would make a good Bachmann?
I'd like to see Miss Bobbi Star as "this is not Wonder Woman It's an XXX parody' or however the hell they are titling those things. Bobbi Starr has the look,the height and actual physical beauty to get the job done. Thank you so much. There must be a Black on White scene in the film as well. Thanks again.
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Posted - Jun 4 2011 : 9:18AM
"Maid in California" The exploits of Arnold staring Marco Banderas.
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Posted - Jun 4 2011 : 9:22AM
"The Royal Wedding" Every red blooded American guy would love to fuck Kate Middleton. I would cast Allie Haze as Kate and Rocco Reed as Harry. It would be great to have a three way scene with Kate's sister included. We're talking blockbuster!!!
Zero Tolerance have just brought out Official Jerry Springer Parody i cannot make out who the females are in the movie from the box cover,anyone heard anything?
Fear Factor: Lesbian Anal Edition (a 3 part series) Starring: Kristina Rose kelly Divine sophie Dee Bobbie Star Ashley Fires Anita Hengher Phoenix Marie Jennifer White Lisa Ann Francesca Le Julia Ann Roxy Raye Henessy Lara Page Sammie Rhodes Diamond Kitty Adrianna Nicole Ava Divine Alysa Nicki Hunter Jayda Diamonde Kylie Ireland Amber Rayne Chastity Lynn Sea J Raw Aurora Snow Isabel Clark Proxy Paige Dana DeArmond Amy Brooke & Hosted by Joanna Angel Any producers want to invest in this project? I have the vision in my head. I'll direct it and we'll all get filthy rich! :D
Ok, I watched the ZT version of Halloween on their website. I know what I liked (the sex itself, Bartholet as Dr. Loomis, Dana DeArmond getting fucked in the ass while blindfolded, and Chanel Preston's transformation through sex) and I know what I didn't (you really shouldn't use the same dick if it's not the same person - jus' sayin', Illinois does not look like Southern California, and I don't know many virgin prudes with vaginal tattoos and fake breasts). That said, Chanel Preston's scene was awesome. All of the sex scenes were way hotter than your last film, Gary. I hope Smash can match in that arena. I'm sure you all had a lot of fun with this one, and it did turn out great. I totally take back the comment about not having much to beat. So let's start the races again! Horror films I want to see parodied, and emulated (some for second, third, or fourth time): 1. Nightmare on Elm St. 2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3. Alien 4. Black Christmas 5. The Shining Or if you're really daring, 1. Last House on the Left 2. The Exorcist 3. The Hills Have Eyes
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Posted - Jul 17 2011 : 2:28AM
Why would there be Democrats at a Republican convention?
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Good one, the biggest assholes are now Democrats. They are trying their best to destroy the country including the head moron in charge. I used to vote for them but no more.
I want to see a parody of "Laverne & Shirley" where Squiggy and Lenny finally get to fuck them. Shirley gets fucked by the Big Ragu. And Pops and Edna do anal in the bowling alley.
Untitled Sesame Street parody project directed by Joey Silvera. Preliminary cast includes: Francesca Le as Maria Bailey Jay as Big Bird Ron Jeremy as the Oscar the Grouch Rocco Siffredi as the Cookie Monster
Nikita: Jenna Haze (Nikita) Jessie Alba (Alex) Jordan Ash (Michael) Seth Gamble (Computer guy) Sienna West (Percy's enforcer) Evan Stone (Percy) Castle: Bobbi Starr (Kate) Chris Johnson (Castle) Misty Stone (Forensic Doc) Sierra Skye (Daughter) Nina Hartley (Mom) Eric Masterson (cop #1) Tony T. (cop #2) Edited by - aplus on 7/30/2011 2:47:33 AM
While I love seeing some of these parodies, especially the super-hero ones (I've always wanted to see Catwoman get shagged thoroughly), I find myself just fast forwarding through the rest of the movies just to get to the sex scenes and in particular the scenes I want to see. What I would like to see, and I think this would work great for a website (if one already exists please let me know), is to have a website just doing these kind of independent scenes maybe with a little skit at the start and I could pick and choose what I want to see. Personally I'm dying to see some of the X-Women and the G.I.Joe gals having hot sex. Oh and She-Ra (please god). The ideas are endless.... I've already started to split these movies into their individual scenes, so I can just have the favourites without having to watch the whole movie. This was a great idea, but sorry guys you can't make good movies to save your lives. Give us what we really want, our childhood fantasies having hot sex with the outfit and look as realistic as possible and leave the movie story stuff to Hollywood. I'd gladly subscribe to such a site.
I don't know if this has been done already, but I would like a Degrassi parody. (I would prefer TNG) Also the Banana Splits. I would like to see Snorky get it on with a hot babe. Actually pretty much any Syd and Marty Krofft show I would like to see spoofed.
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Posted - Aug 7 2011 : 9:06AM
You'd have to do some adjusting on the characters and the plot age wise but at the very least Bludgeoning Angel would be a complete mindfuck. Edited by - the unknown pervert on 8/7/2011 9:08:12 AM