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Kanye West and Taylor Swift Music Awards porn parody. Mr Marcus(Kanye) and Lexi Belle (Taylor) + Lavish Styles(Rhianna) Who's gonna play Beyonce? Edited by - Pentasa on 8/9/2011 11:19:48 AM
I would love to see a parody written by real comedians. There are so many comics in LA waiting for a chance to get exposure. Why not hire these people? Or...do porn producers already use professional (but underemployed) writers? Maybe you do and I haven't noticed...
Yeah uh-huh sure... and I guess conspiracy is just a theory. 252 Posts 12/09
Posted - Aug 14 2011 : 8:08PM
I didn't read all the posts in this thread so excuse if this has been mentioned or done already. The new genre of horror movies, "found footage". Okay, how about an actually porn horror movie of this type. And I'm not talking about that stupid take that was done on CLOVERFIELD either (even though it had a couple of really funny scenes). The movie I'm talking about may not have to be up there with blockbuster mainstream horror but, damn, put some thought and effort into it. Scene where people are yelling, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT", and lots of running with the camera shaking and the part where somebody always saying something like, "keep filming, we gotta let people know what happen". Man, I like that shit. Right now, as a matter of fact, I think I'll go watch QUARANTINE again...for the hundredth time.
How about a parody called "The World Is Fucked" and have the Worlds Key Figures in it..The Pope getting rimmed by a one armed Midget(last time he goes shoplifting in the Middle East)as the Pontiff butt fucks the Queen.Barack Obama getting done with a strap on while David Cameron watches on his newly acquired Plasma Television..from London? Col Gaddafi admitting on live television that he is addicted to botox and donkeys...and leisure time compilation dvd's.
There is going to be a Jaws parody-- HUH? Jaws was just a misunderstood shark, all he needs is some pussy and that will cure that whole eating human thing.
Any ideas on casting? I love procedural shows, but am not as familiar with that one. Seems like it'd be tough to cast, which is a problem I'm having when I think of shows or movies.
Sorry Killbill, but Elmo fucking Big Bird and Ernie fucking Bert won't likely sell although the general premise is hilarious. I haven't seen a Sesame Street episode in 25 years or so but can't really think of too many female characters on the show to parody. Of course Elmo and Big Bird could get some human pussy instead but from what I remember Bert and Ernie were obviously gay from the show's inception and certainly would not be believable as straight. If we are getting into porn parodies of children's shows, how about the BBC series Teletubbies? The triangle character is known to be gay but the other three can fuck Bobbi Starr and Julia Ann in a menage a troi.
Not a bad idea but please base Lisa's look on the prior season rather than the look she has now. I just watched a couple of episodes last night she looks completely different and not in a great way. I can't describe it any further without Steph having a heart attack, sorry. Hugh can get most of the action while Alex fucks his wife in a scene "filmed" just after he gets home. Rick can fuck Sarah Palin on a side trip to Wasilla. The cops at the Coldfoot checkout can demand "special services" from Lisa and Maya in exchange for not taking them to jail for finding drugs in their trucks.
Haven't seen Pan Am but there could certainly be a scene between the pilot and a comely flight attendant (the flying would be left to the First Officer) join the eight mile high club with an anal scene. If you want to advance to current time, an armed TSA official wearing a suit could fuck the most attractive female passenger (of course wearing a slut-length skirt) aboard the plane as well. Other hanky-panky could take place in the concourse and between ticket agents at the ticket counter. Again if you advance to current day, Admin. Pistone from the TSA could fuck an attractive luggage screener on top of the X-Ray machine. This show could make a very entertaining parody -- however I would use a name close to a current airline (Canadian Airlines, anyone -- since we cannot use American as a company already has that name) as Pan Am's last flight was in 1991 and it's glory days were at least ten years prior to that. Of course if the Pan Am show becomes popular everyone will know and place that name again anyway.
That is why I said "if you want to advance to current time". I have wanted to see the TSA staff get some action since they started security checkpoints. I could make a whole series of pornos based on the TSA and armed officers fucking passengers and each other, both in the terminal and on the plane -- that is one premise that would never get old. John Stagliano and Peter Acworth, I hope you read this. It could be named Mr. Pistone's Neighborhood Airport, Security and Airlines.
At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09
Posted - Sep 30 2011 : 2:27AM
Misery: a XXX S&M parody. ...but with my luck, for the first time ever they would actually cast a chick who looks something like the original star--in this case Kathy Bates...
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Posted - Oct 2 2011 : 12:53PM
"Pawn Stars" could be make into "Porn Stars". Would have to add some girls. Maybe girls coming in to sell their old sex toys. The Old Man could be played by Ron Jeremy. Haven't quite figured out who could play Rick, Corey, or my favorite Chumlee
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Under the moonlight. 1763 Posts 10/11
Posted - Oct 14 2011 : 3:25AM
Dr.House. I dont know how many of you have seen it.. as a TV serial is great (at least to my opinion). I think the characters have their own unique sexual appeal, which can be very easily transferred into the adult industry in a hot medically perverted xxx parody. Adding also the nurse-doctor sexual fantasy element, it surely makes it great nominee. possibles roles, in term of possible facial resemblance: Dr.House: Have no clue... maybe Tom Byron? Or someone else? Dr. Lisa Cuddy: We need an ample breasted brunette mature lady here... Mason Storm, Lisa Ann? Dr. Allison Cameron: hmmm... Lilly Carter, Tori Black or maybe Bobbi Starr will fit the role Dr. Eric Foreman: He is a black guy. Rico Strong or Mr.Marcus. Dr. Robert Chase: We need a young blonde fellow with Brittish Accent.. Dr. James Wilson: Dont know.. Dr House previous wife can have an appearance too. She is a slim sexy brunette lady. also a couple of hot nurses, some sexually hungry patients, a nice comic script and lots of mind blistering sex in pairs or in groups.
The show recently "came out" and emphatically stated that Bert and Ernie are NOT GAY. They're just good friends. (For what that's worth.) It'd actually be a funny as hell scene if they banged hot starlets furiously as if trying to prove something to the audience while continuing to make bi-curious comments to each other, leaving us just as sure of their gayhood as ever. OMG OMG OMG the Swedish Chef jumping someone and motorboarding her titties would be fall-down hilarious. I'd like to see an interracial scene but with intermuppets, you know. Or just have normal performers banging normally alongside a muppet orgy of muppets banging each other in the background as the movie reviewer muppets did play by play. Then one of the starlets could unzip the puppeteer's pants and we could start to hear Kermit slurring his speech as the voice guy lost his concentration. And for godsake someone needs to put on a strap on and fuck those annoying Telletubbies up the ass. Would it sell? Hell no. Must it be done nonetheless, just on principle alone? Eh. It'd be a legal nightmare.