Janine and Carmen are looking hotter than ever. I haven't seen the other women in action before, but they also look great here.
Good male cast too.
The score sounds very nice.
The CGI isn't going to have Industrial Light & Magic shaking in their boots, but for porn budgets it's great, and Janine & Co heating up the screen will more than compensate for cheesy looking CGI ships and explosions.
I just hope the HD-WMV version isn't DRM crippled. Digital Playground won't respond to queries.
I don't have quicktime 7, and for some reason the wmv version isn't playing, and i'm too drunk and lazy to make it work right now. The movie's practically out now anyway, right? I'll just wait.
But I did just grab those wallpapers of Carmen, and Carmen with Jesse. Sweeeet.
Maybe DP or A&E could make some anatomically correct dolls of the piratesses from this movie. Anatomically correct and one twentieth scale, so I could have one on the end of my biro. For some reason the thought of sliding mini-Janine onto my pencil puts a smile on my face!I hear you on that, mate. It would be a shame if Digital Playground shot themselves in the foot by alienating potential customers.
Now the Carmen/Jesse wallpaper heatens up my desktop.
I'm a bit worried that the campaign focuses on Carmen, Jesse and Janine only. What about Devon? Is her career coming to an end? I hope not. I still love to see her.
Was the first one too close to Pirates of the Caribbean's (which was a rip-off of Three Musketeers (which again was probably also a rip-off of some other movie))?
Not that there's anything wrong with focussing a bit more on Janine's cleavage.
Hey! Willie Winkie, are you coming then? The cat's singing pussie, To the sleeping hen.
With that kind of parochial and reactionary attitude you'll for sure never be able to grasp the erotic appeal of the next big thing in porn - nasal creampies.
I watched the Pirates trailer yesterday, and I must say that even though I'm not usually into features, I'll strongly consider buying this one - it looks great! And all those gorgeous people - even Devon, the reason I joined this board
But is it really a pirate movie? Every pirate movie has to contain the following line:
Captain Evil: "Have her/him whipped. - pause - and then put salt in her/his open wounds." Mad and evil laughter by the captain and the crew. Any pirate movie is missing without such a scene.
Of course when put in the cabin after the lashing, a fellow prisoner/hostage/whoever or even more evil the whipmaster him/herself helps, medicates and consoles the tortured one. Everyone knows about the medical wonders of saliva. Spitting and licking on salt makes you thirsty, so it is not surprising that the whipmaster turned caretaker also goes down where the juices flow.
Forget it, I just want to invent some paraphilia or fetishism that could be named after me. Anyway, flagellohaloglossia would be nice. (What is greek for flagellum?)
Personally I cant wait for Pirates to be available. might have to buy more than one copy. that way I can get all the stars signatures on the DVD sleaves :)
I'm just hoping there will be some anal sex in this movie... DP isn't the best at throwing in a decent amount of anal in their flicks... But ya know pirates gotta love it!
I doubt there's any anal in this movie. Some of us don't like anal. I have friends who finds it disgusting so DP is just targeting a bigger audience by making some movies with anal and some without anal.
Digital has NO problem showing anal........In Pirates Jesse had her little booty probed by both Carman and myself....yum ; ) also, correct me if I'm wrong....didn't I do Anal in my first V.S.?
And some of us love anal scenes and anal sex... Some women don't like oral sex either but you know DP will have lots of that in there... And anal sex is just another great sexual variation and form of exploration to spice up couples sex lives... I mean what's the point of having erotica if it doesn't go that extra mile and spark the sexual adventurer in all of us... The whole point of erotica (especially with companies like DP) is to portray the fantasies of couples that go somewhat beyond what they ALREADY get in the bedroom... Or otherwise we all would be watching flicks like Basic Instict and have no reason to watch erotica... It's gotta be tantalizing, hot, sexy... And yes at least slightly somewhat taboo to be truly exciting erotica... And, yes that means anal sex!