Reviewers Recommend My First Sex Teacher 88 - review by Captain Jack Starring: Kayla Paige, Skylar Snow, Rachael Cavalli, Armani Black [I] (2020s), Bunny Madison. Read review
01- Spitting, drooling, vomiting 02- Put a finger in a woman ass and make her lick it (yuck) 03- Hairy bodies 04- Tattoos (one small and discrete is ok, looking like a walking painting is not) 05- Piercings on the nose, lips, tits and tongue 06- Fecal matter during anal 07- Face slapping 08- Boring faces (a lot in most euro sites) or overacting 09- People talking while having sex non stop 10- Public sex in the middle of the street (wtf)
I was visiting Madrid to see a friend and his family that moved there for job reasons, we where walking with his kids somewhere in the centre of the city, and there it was a crew of KINK shooting one of their performances in broad daylight, there are things some children should not see at certain ages........ a nude woman chained like a dog is one of them. ¬¬
No he wasn't in there, I saw him a few times in real life, this where other people, not sure of their names but they were kink crew I saw a few faces from that site that day.
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Dragon Sign Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 17 2016 : 11:26AM
Yeah you do. I sometimes want him to do like some capacities will always do, be it Mark Ashley, Erik Everhard, Rico Strong, and not be acting like another John Strong, get his back on them feet pulling out of that couch and start banging furiously doggy. But Manuel seldom do. He just lays there and looks like Elvis in 77, like he's had enough. Edited by - Dragon Sign on 9/17/2016 11:27:58 AM Edited by - Dragon Sign on 9/17/2016 11:29:02 AM
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Dragon Sign Deactivated User
3381 Posts 12/13
Posted - Sep 17 2016 : 2:38PM
Me I 've always loved Elvis, but I want him and his likes to kick ass, like he does in them multiply fine Reverse Gang Bangs for Jules Jordan.
1) Face Slapping 2) Peeing and swallowing it 3) Gargling cum...just show it and swallow it
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JB_X Deactivated User
addled 1500 Posts 10/12
Posted - Sep 18 2016 : 8:43AM
If the implication is that he's a lethargic performer, I think you're wayyyy off base, here. If the implication is that he's not flipping girls around and pulling circus stunts like certain male performers purely for spectacle, then I think I agree with you... I guess that prompts my "porn acts that do nothing for you" answer, which is antics and acrobatics that resemble professional wrestling more than sex.
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Dragon Sign Deactivated User
3381 Posts 12/13
Posted - Sep 18 2016 : 10:20AM
I just see a trend that there's some workoverload going on, and Manuel is one of the most used guys, and that is not necessarily as good thing for the consumer wanting them studs to show the best version of themselves so that products are sharp and not the opposite. When quantity tend to somehow take the edge and heat away, I just feel a little dismissed on behalf of my desire to buy products. Edited by - Dragon Sign on 9/18/2016 10:22:12 AM
The thing I hate the most in porn is when the performers have zero personality. Vanilla porn bores me. I feel like they hand out manuals at the airport these new girls arrive and they're told to study how to act in every single video. The things most of you hate in porn, are some of the things I love... mainly because an action causes a reaction. Before you jump down my throat. I, obviously, want it to be consensual but I'm just a fan of the more degrading / aggressive sex. - Jimmy Hooligan (@jimmyhooligan) The Official Jimmy Hooligan Site Edited by - Jimmy Hooligan on 9/28/2016 3:50:45 PM
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miller89 Deactivated User
34 Posts 9/16
Posted - Sep 28 2016 : 3:51PM
A few things... Guys who just talk constantly in a scene but add nothing to it, Manuel is the worst for this, just all 'ohyeahbabymmmsuckthatcockfuckmmmm' mumbled over an over again, just shut up for a second!! Hats, glasses etc worn while fucking, used to love Teens Love Huge Cocks at Reality Kings but they started having the girls wear oversize glasses and big hats that covered up their hair, whats the point of it? Guys eating pussy, just does nothing for me, if i want a scene full of it, thats what lesbian porn is for. Speaking of...lesbian scenes where one or both of the girls clearly aren't in to it. You really need a girl to be passionate for it to work, think the best Malena Morgan scenes on We Live Together for an example, anything less and its just pointless. Any foot play- just no. Extended shots of the guys face either while fucking or worse when cumming. Why do this? I'm sure theres loads more, but that'll do for now.
male pornstars who verbally direct their scenes. Manuel has a stay stay stay howl when he's gonna nut. Really hate that shit. Blowbangs where guys get too brotherly and talk to each other, mostly happens in dogfart scenes. Dudes just get the job done you can have a beer later.
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bacon cheesesteak Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 30 2016 : 10:09AM
Humiliation. I just don't get it. DAP. Blow bangs Cream pies Edited by - bacon cheesesteak on 9/30/2016 10:17:12 AM
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Dragon Sign Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 30 2016 : 10:29AM
I've thrown a lot of DVDs into the sea and to the garbage over the years, maybe enough to feed some foreign family for a month or two. I'm not wrong if I say I've thrown 50 DVDs last ten years. Then we're talking money too. But what we're talkin' the most, is the lack of artistic quality, provoking disrepect to females and cameras that just don't work, maybe awful ugly males and just unhealthy looking females too, dicks that just died in front of my eyes still try to hang on. So to pick a winner in the category of lost causes around here, I'd say humiliiation is a strong candidate. My pick however will always be lack of porn integrity. If what is up has no pornvalue in the sense of the word, I'd say you're OUT. This thread is all about it, and I'm pleased to see that human senses still are able to carry within them some piece of understanding to some of the most dark and critical matters of our times entertainmentwise. I would gladly take one for the team 'n' suck off Jules Jordan and get that money back and exchange it into 50 of his quality items I just can't go buy as long as those horses won't run my way for a period of time being.
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Pennywize Deactivated User
310 Posts 8/16
Posted - Sep 30 2016 : 11:56AM
I don't get porn scenes where they dress the girl up as a high school girl and put her in pigtails and give the appearance she is a little girl To me thats just creepy and borders on Pedo stuff. I watch porn to see a good looking woman having sex like an adult.
I enjoy it, because of the blatant absurdity of it. A tarted-up very-sexually-experienced mature woman incorporating stripper/hooker gear into her "innocent schoolgirl" uniform. Edited by - ninja1 on 10/1/2016 4:29:40 PM
Farting. How on earth anyone can find this erotic is beyond me so much so that I immediately switch off. I nearly purchased an Aiden Riley title before realising that this rather unfortunate act was included by which time it had been removed from my cart. It isn't the type that occurs naturally during anal sex or whatever but the forced type whereby men fetish about sniffing the girls arses afterwards. Weird! I always encounter the argument that you wouldn't necessarily kick certain women out of bed for farting but indeed I would. If Remy Lacroix dropped one in my bed I'd be moving her and her multiple AVN award winning arse into the spare room no questions asked.
Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09
Posted - Oct 12 2016 : 1:28AM
Though agree some schoolgirl uniforms can be ugly, and perhaps more metallic in cosplay, but I think you meant to quote me and speculums :D Totally agree, totally unsexual and gynecological, just don't get it all. Perhaps if it fits the scene like a Nurse/Doctor scenario, but when its brought out and inserted in a normal sex scene, I don't get it.
sorry yes, misplaced the comment. i don't want to lay eyes on one of those instruments, a real turnoff
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Dragon Sign Deactivated User
3381 Posts 12/13
Posted - Oct 12 2016 : 5:50PM
Ass licking
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Mass Facialties Deactivated User
"Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13
Posted - Mar 4 2017 : 1:22AM
One trend that I've taken notice of recently is this thing where a guy will cum on a girl's face and rather than the scene ending right there, he instead picks her up off the floor and starts fucking her in the pussy and/or ass again. This "post cumshot" fucking doesn't last long and does nothing for me. I don't get it.
I could certainly do without: Face slapping Slobbery blow jobs Double Penetrations Triple Penetrations Food it ass Speculums is ass or puss More dicks than chics in a scene Cum shots anything abusive toward the gal cum swapping squirting peeing
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"Facialized Vol. 7" 2021 AVN Awards Winner: Best Oral Movie 9308 Posts 9/13
Posted - Jun 20 2017 : 10:50PM
Butthole licking-whether it be the girl licking the guy's or the guy licking the girl's, it's one thing I just fast-forward through every time.
Any violence against the female falls under this category. Sex should be romantic not violent. So choking and smacking a woman in the face s&m and domination are all turnoffs to me. Other people may like it but not me.
Specculums-I don't want to see deep inside a girl's ass or pussy. Slobbery blowjobs Slapping-face or boobs, I really don't see the purpose behind it. Those gloves that Mike Adriano uses in his scenes now. Seriously, what's the point of that? Choking and vomiting.
Recently watched a scene with Lana Rhoades where she inserted milk up her ass and then squirted it back into a glass then drank it. Have never been more turned off. And milk has never been the same.
My First Sex Teacher 88 - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Sep 15 2016 : 8:17AM
