Porn Parodies: Sexy Send-Ups or Out of Ideas?

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Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 26 2009 : 8:27PM For as many porn parodies that are hitting the market today and their apparent popularity (the phenomenon reminds me of Chinese kung-fu movies in the '80s; as soon as one did well there were twenty copy cats flicks out within a week) it seems no one is making ones about the shows I used to watch growing up and would love to see parodied. Where's my "The Facts of Life" parody? The ones of "current" shows aren't really doing it for me creatively. "The Office", "Scrubs", "Seinfeld"...GTFOHWTBS, as a friend recently Twitter'd. So I created this thread with the intention of not only inspiring some actual discussion but for us posters to have a place to suggest ideas. I'll start us off. Earlier today I was talking to Kaiya Lynn about Bea Arthur's passing (rather, I should say trying to console Kaiya...little known fact but The Golden Girls is one of her favorite shows) and I came to the unfortunate revelation that I knew all of the cast members by not only their character names but also their given names. I was able to do this for quite a few shows I discovered and one of my favorites was *"Designing Women."* If you recall, the show was about four southern belles who run an interior design firm in Atlanta. The sex set-ups would practically write themselves. As an actual porn parody, the attack is multi-pronged: it's a MILF movie and it's yet another vehicle for two of my favorite ladies right now. Oh, and it's one of those neat-o parodies that all the kids love these days. The cast would look a little something like this: Deauxma perfectly embodies Dixie Carter's Julia Sugarbaker The only other fit I can think of here would be Kristina Cross Lisa Ann is Delta Burke's Suzanne Sugarbaker If Lisa's busy I would love to see either Rayveness or Sophia Lomeli stand in Julia Ann would be Jean Smart's Charlene Frazier Stillfield If not Julia then maybe we can get Holly Halston or Brandi Love Mz Berlin as Annie Potts' Mary Jo Shively I actually had a quite a few redheads in mind for this part: Kylie Ireland, Brittany O'Connell, Sienna West and Janet Mason And *I* would be Meshach Taylor's Anthony Bouvier, the former prison inmate and only black male in the entire movie! I smell a success!!! Topic Moved by - Flash on Apr 6 2018 [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 26 2009 : 10:16PM I haven't watched any of the parodies. Maybe I saw some of the Austin Powers one. It's not my thing. Although, if Jeff Mullen is in the house and wants to give me some bread, I'll do the screenplay for Top Pussy. Padma ... my Padma. Doth a rose smell as sweet as any named Priya? God, can you imagine? Just this last season alone with Team Rainbow and Team Europe. I'd love to see Belladonna as the tattooed lesbo. But who would be Tom Collichio? Christian? Mark Davis? Stefan: Chris CHarming: Edited by - skronker on 4/26/2009 10:50:07 PM [Link]
wcw43921 Senior Member Look Into My Eyes-- 1252 Posts 4/08	Posted - Apr 26 2009 : 10:41PM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: For as many porn parodies that are hitting the market today and their apparent popularity (the phenomenon reminds me of Chinese kung-fu movies in the ‘80s; as soon as one did well there were twenty copy cats flicks out within a week) it seems no one is making ones about the shows I used to watch growing up and would love to see parodied. Where’s my ”The Facts of Life” parody? The ones of “current” shows aren’t really doing it for me creatively. “The Office”, “Scrubs”, “Seinfeld”...GTFOHWTBS, as a friend recently Twitter’d. Click to expand I seem to recall a Golden Girls parody back in the 80s--Trinity Loren and Sharon Mitchell were in it. Only saw it briefly on the shelves--no idea how good it was. No idea if there's a Facts Of Life parody. I had an idea for a show like that, except that instead of a private school it would have been set in a lingerie shop, with the girls all superhot lingerie models. And while it would have been a mainstream show, it would have had many porn values. But your Designing Women cast is a good one, although I think I'd prefer Brittany O'Connell as the Mary Jo character. I seem to remember an anti-porn storyline in that series--perhaps the porn version could have them start out anti-porn, but get "convinced" that porn is a good thing. Perhaps a Scarecrow & Mrs. King porn parody would work well--a really hot MILF is recruited to spy for the CIA and gets a equally hot stud for a partner. Porn ensues. __________________________________________________________ "There can never be too many beautiful women Hypnotized for our pleasure." [Link]
Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09	Posted - Apr 26 2009 : 11:33PM skronker wrote: Stefan: Chris CHarming: Edited by - skronker on 4/26/2009 10:50:07 PM Click to expand Can't say I'm aware of the source material, but from the pics posted, I'd say (over Chris Charming) Christian is the porn spit of that Stefan dude. [Link]
Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 4:54AM Great topic, CJ! I could run riot with this one. I have ideas for two porno series, which I won't share here, because I think I could make money off them someday. Gah! I want to tell you about them, but I also want to keep these gems all to myself until I can cash in on them. Ca-ching! I love your Designing Women cast. Who would you cast as Anthony Bouvier, originally played by Meshach Taylor? [Link]

ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 5:30AM i think it has the potential to be really awesome, but fails miserably most of the time, seeing as everything is geared more towards gonzo and internet scenes nowadays, even features. [Link]
Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 5:37AM This is turning out to be harder than I thought. Most popular sitcoms from the 80's and 90's were either centered around nuclear families, or the women were outnumbered by the men in the cast. Now if you base the story and cast around the male lead(s), you can put the guys in all types of situations where they end up fucking random hot women. For example, imagine what kind of anal havoc The A-Team could wreak on the female population. Mr. T even drove a van. C'mon, that's porno comedy gold. And what about McGuyver? He could be having sex with a hot chick and have a sudden bout of impotence. Thinking quick, he fashions a vibrator for her by jamming an electric toothbrush into a banana. My hero! [Link]
Vooodoo Member 30 Posts 8/07	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 5:40AM I have to wonder how many niche categories we could cover with the timeless classic "Family Ties" ? Which only leaves the question of who to cast as Mallory... [:P)] [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 6:41AM Pagoda wrote: Who would you cast as Anthony Bouvier, originally played by Meshach Taylor? Click to expand Um...re-read the next to the last line of my post again. I did put in a suggestion, Pagoda. [Link]
juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 6:47AM Doesn't this thread belong into the feature forum? [Link]
XXXenophile Member 343 Posts 1/07	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 8:51AM I think there are far too many shows that people don't think of as ripe for parody. For some reason anything on Nick at Nite seems to be the only minefield so to speak. It doesn't always have to be sitcoms that get the treatment. As much as there's a lot of reality porn out there, I could see some great XXX parodies of Survivor or Amazing Race (specially if specific individuals are parodied). But current shows like Big Bang Theory, My Name is Earl, etc are also worthwhile. Age behind them should not be the only prerequisite. [Link]
Harry_ Palms08 Member 371 Posts 5/08	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 9:05AM I have enjoyed some of the parodies that have come out recently such as The Brady Bunch and Bewitched, It is interesting to see the casting and the story that they choose. I like your idea CJ, I wasnt too sure about a Golden Girls porn but with the cast you picked would make it worth watching. [Link]
Derek117 Senior Member 1605 Posts 1/06	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 10:12AM I enjoy the parodies, and they have a long tradition in porn. Going back to at least "Kinky Business" which was a knock-off of Tom Cruise's first success, "Risky Business." IMO parodies also require more talent to produce, in front of the camera and behind it. So the overall product is more professional, and of higher quality. Last, and most importantly, the parodies are a way to attract new customers and expand the porn dvd purchasing base, and revive the sinking industry. So, while original features are still better, the parodies are contributing a lot to the biz right now. [Link]
Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 1:18PM Crucifixio_Jones wrote: Pagoda wrote: Who would you cast as Anthony Bouvier, originally played by Meshach Taylor? Click to expand Um...re-read the next to the last line of my post again. I did put in a suggestion, Pagoda. Click to expand [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 5:56PM juha wrote: Doesn't this thread belong into the feature forum? Click to expand No one will see it there. Also, Stefan/Chris are sound-alikes ... German/Austrian/Swiss-ish. Christian could resemble the guy but I think Charming is a better fit. [Link]

john lyons Senior Member Co-founder of Vinegar Syndrome 1188 Posts 1/08	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 6:36PM This is indeed an interesting thread... The question for me is whether the satire is actual satire, or just a hardcore rip-off. In most cases, the modern XXX spoofs of TV and movies have been dumbed down remakes with sex. If you take a look at the XXX spoofs/satires/send-ups made 30 or so years ago, it's clear those filmmakers were genuinely satarizing their source material, not just adding some sex. [Link]
alfan Member Lea DeMae!!!! Simply the Best!! 443 Posts 6/06	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 7:05PM I say they have fallen and can't get up. Just look at the so-called cover box of the Seinfeld remake. It looks silly. Give it a rest.....after the Brady's....it just gets stupider!! [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 7:22PM john lyons wrote: The question for me is whether the satire is actual satire, or just a hardcore rip-off. In most cases, the modern XXX spoofs of TV and movies have been dumbed down remakes with sex. If you take a look at the XXX spoofs/satires/send-ups made 30 or so years ago, it's clear those filmmakers were genuinely satarizing their source material, not just adding some sex. Click to expand I agree. But there's a difference between parody and satire; they're not the same or interchangeable terms. And no disrespect to anyone currently producing these things but I don't have the utmost confidence that they'd be able to or even care to pull off an actual satire. They'll stick to the spoof (which, to them, is exactly what you described: dumbed down remakes with sex thrown in). In all fairness, porn isn't necessarily the arena to try to send a message; no one's trying to make a satirical porn flick. It's intended to be light-hearted and fun (and whackable) so the spoof is their best and only option. Who in the world can jerk off to *"Soylent Green"? That said, I'm sure the adult industry will surely crank out fare that more closely resembles Epic Movie, Scary Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet The Spartans, etc. than they are to ever be responsible for a Thank You for Smoking, Wag The Dog, Bamboozled, Election, Dr. Strangelove*, etc. Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 4/27/2009 7:24:02 PM [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 8:54PM WKRP seems like great material for a parody. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 8:55PM I've alluded to it in past posts but perhaps some actual visuals will spark people's interest... The Facts of Life The Cast: Bree Olsen as Lisa Whelchel's Blair Warner Rachel Starr as Nancy McKeon's Joanne "Jo" Polniaczek Jada Fire as Kim Fields' Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey Brandy Talore as Mindy Cohn's Natalie Green Toss in Kylie Ireland as Charlotte Rae's Mrs. Edna Garrett and your primary players are all in place. [Link]
Jeff Mullen Member Hall of Famer -Time to get out 219 Posts 1/08	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 11:50PM Wow, it is really fun to read everybody's comments on this parody trend. We at X-Play are having a lot of fun with it but the truth is that we are busy everyday and night trying to stay ahead of the game now with others getting into the mix like New Sensations and of course Hustler. All of your ideas are valid and make a lot of sense. For me it comes down to a question of if I really like a show. We have a number of movies on our production schedule that I will not produce because I don't like the TV show. Believe me when I tell you that you live, breath, sleep, dream and practically bang the production you are currently working on in order to make it as good as you possibly can. It becomes your life for about 3 months of prep. We have a number of movies in the can already that won't come out until later this year. Facts of Life is a good one and we might still do it but it was done late last year by a company that will remain nameless and it was not done very well. Not every parody will sell well and some will flop. We are currently going through some interesting shit with the upcoming release of Not the Cosby Show XXX which is supposed to hit in early June. For now you can check out the trailer on You Tube under Cosby Show Spoof or by pasting in this link www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE I hope you will like that one. BTW- I am glad that this thread is here and not in the FEATURES category because more people will read about it here. Keep the comments going because we do read them. Thanks- Jeff Mullen sitcums.com [Link]
Jeff Mullen Member Hall of Famer -Time to get out 219 Posts 1/08	Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 11:57PM Oh, one more thing for those that like trivia. I recently found out that I graduated from the same high school in Milwaukee as Charlotte Rae who played Mrs. Garrett. Maybe that is a sign and I worked alongside Kim Fields (Tutti) back in 1995 when I was working with the singer Brandy and Kim was on the road with us as Brandy's acting coach prepping her for an upcoming show called Moesha. (I remember hearing the name and thinking WTF kind of name is Moesha?) Not Moesha XXX. Naw, her mother would kill me. [Link]
Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 1:23AM skronker wrote: God, can you imagine? Just this last season alone with Team Rainbow and Team Europe. I'd love to see Belladonna as the tattooed lesbo. But who would be Tom Collichio? Christian? Mark Davis? Click to expand In the first place, you have to decide whether you're going to acknowledge what was obviously the strongest sexual attraction in the cast: I am speaking, of course, of Stefan and Fabio. If you're going to go there, then Stefan has to be played by Christian. If you're going to pretend that they're "just European," then Chris Charming can be Stefan and you can use Christian to be Hosea. As for Collichio, the answer is not Mark Davis. (The answer is never Mark Davis, unless the question is "who should just go away?") For Collichio, I'm going to suggest a slightly out-of-the box choice: Mr. Teagan. He's already bald, and if we put him in the movie, we may be able to get Teagan to be Melissa. Finally, as the hot Jersey MILF Ariane, I nominate hot Jersey MILF and recent porn returnee Melissa Monet. [Link]
King B Member I always tell the truth. Even when I lie 40 Posts 7/08	Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 3:31PM I would like to see a Married With Children parody. I think Kylie Ireland or Raquel Devine could play a more attractive version of Peggy bundy, and I would like to see Shawna Lenee as Kelly Bundy. I think the tricky part would be casting Marcy D'Arcy. Marcy was a very sexual woman, but with all the chicken and little boy jokes Al cracked about her she wasn't portrayed as the most attractive woman. So I would have her finally run off and leave her slacker husband Jefferson, which knowing Jerfferson could lead to him marrying an attractive up and coming actress or exotic dancer to pay the bills. That role could be played by Shyla Stylez. Throw in a some wife swapping and nudie bar action for Al and his friends and you've got yourself a Married With Children parody. Rest of the Cast: James Dean as Bud Bundy Joe Blow as Al Bundy [Link]
zaffer Member 208 Posts 8/08	Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 3:43PM ^ There will be a Married With Children parody. Mackenzee Pierce was the original cast for the role of Marcy D'arcy but was replaced(don't know with who). Edited by - zaffer on 4/28/2009 3:43:40 PM [Link]

killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18635 Posts 4/08	Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 3:45PM A Facts of Life porn spoof came out in Nov '08: The Dirty Facts of Life. [Link]
Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 4:30PM King B wrote: I would like to see a Married With Children parody. Click to expand It's been done. I'm pretty sure there were other versions, too, but I can't think of titles. [Link]
Cerebral Jedi Senior Member I don't trust men who don't like big tits. 1067 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 5:03PM Wow. Somone hire CJ as a casting agent. I thought the Designing Women cast he came up was good(I had Gianna as Suzanne though). But I think the Facts of Life cast was even better. [Link]
wcw43921 Senior Member Look Into My Eyes-- 1252 Posts 4/08	Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 5:09PM Well, I saw a picture of Brittany O' Connell dressed as Peggy Bundy, so there's at least one more MWC porn parody on the way. Personally, I'd rather see Vanessa Bella, aka Sexy Vanessa, in a porn version of MWC. As I said in another thread, she's a dead ringer for Katey Segal, and I think she would be perfect as "Peggy Bundy." And I would like to see a porn version of My Name Is Earl, especially if the actual Nadine Velazquez and Jamie Pressly were in it. Mmmmmmmmmmm. . .Jamie Pressly. . . __________________________________________________________ "There can never be too many beautiful women Hypnotized for our pleasure." [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 8:46PM Cerebral Jedi wrote: Wow. Somone hire CJ as a casting agent. I thought the Designing Women cast he came up was good (I had Gianna as Suzanne though). But I think the Facts of Life cast was even better. Click to expand Gianna's actually a really good choice (especially if we're talking about when she was nice and fluffy; that would've worked perfectly for the version of Delta Burke who was regular passenger on the proverbial weight rollercoaster) but I think perhaps too tall as compared to her peers. I picked the the girls I did because I'm SO syce'd on Lisa Ann and Julia Ann right now (have y'all seen their scene together in "Oil Overload 2"??? My GAWD ) I think that anything I dreamed up would revolve around them both. I appreciate the compliment. I'm working on another but I'm still waiting for someone to surprise ME with one or two first. [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Apr 29 2009 : 12:04AM I'll try and put a cast together for WKRP soonish. [Link]
GFFMegan Member 37 Posts 1/09	Posted - Apr 29 2009 : 2:30PM CJ ... it may be safe to say, you could do my job VERY VERY well! [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Apr 30 2009 : 8:36PM ^ Perhaps... But c'mon! When it comes to "current" shows...no one's been thinkin' what I've been thinkin'? Here's a quick clue: [Link]
King B Member I always tell the truth. Even when I lie 40 Posts 7/08	Posted - May 1 2009 : 9:24PM If they could be done right I would love to see parodies of Chuck and Dollhouse. [Link]
XXXenophile Member 343 Posts 1/07	Posted - May 2 2009 : 7:00AM Just read that New Sensations is next doing parodies of Friends & 30 Rock. And tht Heroes idea is GOLD CJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Link]

GFFMegan Member 37 Posts 1/09	Posted - May 4 2009 : 3:20PM i love the heros idea!! Especially with charles as Syler! I used him as spock in the star trek parody for Reality Kings (Not the hustler one .. this was awhile ago!) and he had me in stiches on set! He is one of the most awkwardly funny dudes around .... and could probably play Syler very well! [Link]
Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09	Posted - May 4 2009 : 6:33PM I've got one! About a show I couldn't stand to watch no less (saw 15 minutes once, went reaching for the remote). The subject: ^This lot pornified... I've no idea if this was already done years back (I'm not aware of any), but it seems a natural thing to spoof considering the name, format and inherent amount of shagging involved in the story. So, for Fucking & the City I propose... Sophie Evans as Sarah Jessica Parker's character. Obviously the accent's a bit of a non-starter, but I think she looks the part - closest I know of in porn anyway. And as it's porn, visuals are highly important. She can be dubbed if need be. Next... Janine Lindermulder as the one Kim Cattrall played. A bit of body make-up and I think she's a keeper. Next we have... Carmella Bing as Kristin Davis's character. Carmella's more statuesque than Kristin (with MUCH bigger tits), but I love Carmella and you need someone that hot to play arguably the hottest member of the original cast. Physically, I suppose someone like Tori Black is closer, but I think she looks too young for the role. So I'm casting Carmella. And lastly... Janet Mason playing Cynthia Nixon's screen role. Once again, much bigger tits belonging to Janet, but it's hypothetical porn so I don't care. Beauty of this is: As for the guys, they could be anyone, because as far as I know, these HBO ladies went through a lot of them... so that works. Even if a spoof based on this source material has been made before, it hasn't been with this cast. So let's have some!!! Edited by - Dubious_Leftovers on 5/4/2009 6:36:40 PM [Link]
monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03	Posted - May 4 2009 : 8:33PM The Scrubs parody will only draw attention to how great the writers are for the real show. For the best parody, the original writers for Facts of Life or Scrubs would be brought in to produce a real episode script. One which happens to include frequent boinking. Like, for the Fucking in the City one, it would be great if Sarah's internal monologue was droning on and on, true to her character, while she's getting butt rammed like crazy, then when the guy starts face fucking her you hear her dialogue get muffled at long last! And her redhead obvious lesbian friend should have to do some bukkake to pay for always taking up screentime when all anyone wanted to see was Kim Katral. God what a loathsome show! That Duexema pic as the Designing Women lookalike was hilarious though. Basically, there's so many titles yearly that it's difficult to see the point in any of it, and the parody is a good way to stand out and have identity for your movie, because it's a darkly lit bog of body parts out there otherwise and one title is deeply indistinguishable from the next. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - May 4 2009 : 9:31PM Yo! I love, love, looooove the idea of casting Janine and Janet Mason in those roles. But... I think Carmella Bing is a bit too big to portray the diminutive Charlotte (Ironically, back when they were shooting the movie, I dream-casted a porn version and had Gia Jordan in mind for that role...in fact, it was Gia I was talking to when it hit me). Your idea of going with perhaps Tori Black actually makes much more sense even if she'd be a lot younger than the rest of her more experienced and mature castmates. I'm not sure if Sophie Evans is even still active. Very difficult to cast Sarah Jessica Parker's Carrie Bradshaw but when she's blonde, Tiffany Mynx at least looks the part. She may not be reguarly active these days but she's never far away... I said before that you pretty much nailed Kim Cattrall's Samantha Jones with your pick of Janine. She'd rock that part. Speaking of looking the part: Tori Black as Kristin Davis' Charlotte York. Once again, dead-on with Janet Mason being Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon's onscreen character. Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 5/4/2009 10:53:44 PM [Link]
Keni Member www.kenistylesblog.com 131 Posts 8/07	Posted - May 5 2009 : 12:16AM Not sure how, when or if ever you guys in America would ever see this but I just shot a DP scene for a PlayboyTV series here in the UK that a director by the name of Paul Carder is shooting. It's a spoof of Knight Rider called "Tight Rider" and it was insanely funny to work with them for it. I was loving the retro 80's memories as they flooded back to me to the tune of de deddee, de deddee, de deddee de deeee!! Class!! He had the very beautiful Natalli Di Angelo as well as a really awesome replica 'Kit' or 'Clit' car as he renamed it and his Micheal Tight was perfect tongue in cheek British comedy. We even did a cool choreographed fight scene, we had crashing boxes and all that kinda stuff. Was a cool and funny day anyway and I will have my backstage video report on my blog soon www.kenistylesblog.com You might eventually see it on his actual website www.bootybox.com but for now there is a pretty long trailer of other British porn smut anyway. So, just joining in with the 80's spoofs, here's some shots from the day! :) [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 5 2009 : 12:26AM Needs bigger bell bottoms. [Link]
Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09	Posted - May 6 2009 : 8:25PM @Crucifixio_Jones - Cheers... I thought I'd have a go a thickening out the cast for the hypothetical Heroes spoof you started (at least I actually watch and enjoy that show). BTW. I don't know who he is, but that "Charles" guy (as someone said he was called in the thread), really looks the part for Syler. Anyway let's start with... *Stephen St. Croix in the Matt Parkman* role. For a porn dude, his acting's fine (only seen him in Pirates 2 though). I think he'd be a good choice for this role. Second choice would be the ADT forum's favourite guy, John Strong. Next: Missy Monroe in the Daphne Millbrook role.** Matt Parkman's recently-deceased, speedster love interest seems a good fit for Missy. With her hair short, frizz it out a bit... Voila! instant Daphne! Next: *Steve Hooper in the Noah Bennet* role.** Get his glasses on (a special horned-rimmed pair). Get him to practice an American accent and I think we got our HRG man. Next: *Harmony in the Tracy Strauss* role. This needs to happen; Harmony's a top porn, and a natural for this role (actually three** roles - Ali Larter played Tracy Strauss's separated-at-birth twin and the twin's evil multiple personality(!) in the previous series). I foresee potential expensive digital SFX compositing featuring multiple Harmonys getting down and dirty, to fit all three roles. Onwards... *Sharon Mitchell in the Angella Patrelli* role. Given what I've recently found out about Sharon Mitchell, this would have to be a non-sex role. That's okay, the Patrelli matriarch role is an important one to the story, so she could move the plot along. And lastly for now... Gaya Patel in the Maya Herrera role.** I think you had a go at this one previously, but I think Gaya just seems to really look right to me. In the above photo, I could believe it was the same girl with her hair dyed. Plus, 'Gaya' rhymes with 'Maya', and that makes me happy on numerous levels. Possible alternatives to the Aubrey/Claire Bennet role, could be Bree Olsen, or her silicon-enhanced lookalike Ashlynn Brooke (who looked good in a cheerleader outfit in a recent New Sensations movie). So that's where it's at. Some of the other roles would be extremely hard to find natural porn-alikes, but those are some of the main female leads sorted. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - May 6 2009 : 9:40PM Those are fuckin' awesome. I was literally racking my brain trying to come up with people to play Daphne (I had considered Claudia Downs instead of Missy Monroe but I was trying really hard to cast performers who were actually still active) and Tracy and your picks are spot-on, man! I was actually going to change the person I cast as Maya as well. But instead of Zeina Hart like I had it, I was going to go with Vanessa Leon (who I had actually considered first until I found that pic of Heart). Strong work, big guy. By the way, the Charles we were speaking of is male performer Charles Dera. Can't believe you've never seen him in anything. Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 5/6/2009 9:42:44 PM [Link]
Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09	Posted - May 6 2009 : 10:12PM ^ Thanks for the Charles Dera information - I just checked his back catalogue online... I must have seen him at least once, because he was in Pirates 2. Can't place him in it though, I remember Mick Blue, Stephen St. Croix and of course, Evan Stone. Needs seeing again methinks. It was awesome (not usually into features). [Link]
realtip Deactivated User 2301 Posts 6/04	Posted - May 7 2009 : 12:00AM Jeff Mullen wrote: We are currently going through some interesting shit with the upcoming release of Not the Cosby Show XXX which is supposed to hit in early June. Click to expand When I first heard that there is going to be a porn version of The Cosby Show, I didn't think it would be something I'd want to see. But now that I know that Melody Nakai is in it, I'll definitely be checking it out. I think I'm in love with that girl. Too bad she hasn't been in more stuff. Harri Patel wrote: It's been done. I'm pretty sure there were other versions, too, but I can't think of titles. Click to expand I knew there had been an older porn version of Married With Children. I remember seeing it years ago. But I couldn't remember the title, until you posted it. I know that's the one I saw only because I remember Tonisha Mills being in it. I didn't know her name at the time, only that she was the blonde chick with the big tits. I didn't know there was a sequel though. Isn't the fact that porn is making sitcom parodies already bad enough? They have to make sequels to them too? So, these porn parodies of sitcoms are nothing new. They just disappeared for a while, but are now making a comeback. I haven't seen any of the new ones. But I do remember some of the older ones. There was one for The Brady Bunch that preceded the newer one that came out recently. Also, I remember seeing one for The Addams Family, which I think was titled The Maddams Family, if I'm not mistaken. I seem to recall that Jon Dough played Lurch in that one. I also remember a porn version of Hill Street Blues. I think the porn version had an all-black cast, and was titled Hill Street Blacks. I think one of the guys in it even had a jheri curl. As for which TV shows I would like to see parodied by porn, I can't think of any. If I were making porn, I would steer clear of sitcom parodies, since I don't rally care for them myself. I'll have to think about this one and come back later. [Link]
lilmissmackenzeepierce Senior Member 1148 Posts 10/07	Posted - May 7 2009 : 12:59AM what about not high school musical? or not the wonder years or not full house or beverly hoes 90210 or not saved by the bell, not party of five, ER, grey's anatomy "im the girl your mother warned you about" [Link]
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Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 7 2009 : 2:29AM The Not ER one practically writes itself. It would be exactly like ER except that all the patients would be suffering from lackanookie, or lackabootie, etc. Doctor, she needs an emergency analectomy! I guess I picked the wrong day to stop taking my little blue pills, Nurse Galore! Oh, doctor, it's just so hard for you! Isn't there anything I can do? You could even have the infamous gerbil accident. Well, OK, you might want to just imply that one. [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - May 7 2009 : 11:44PM CJ and Dubious have done great cast selections here. You guys should work in casting. Not A High School Musical would probably result in a lawsuit. [Link]
Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09	Posted - May 8 2009 : 7:53PM ^Thanks. It's a fun little pass time... I'll try some more if anything occurs to me. [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - May 8 2009 : 9:35PM Grey's Anatomy on Mackenzee Pierce's suggestion... Kylee Strutt as Kate Walsh's Addison Montgomery-Shepherd. Ryder Skye as Ellen Pompeo's Meredith Grey. Tia Ling as Sandra Oh's Cristina Yang. Jessica Lynn as Katherine Heigl's Isobel "Izzie" Stevens. Olivia O'Lovely as Sara Ramirez's Callie Torres. I know she's "retired" but from the minute I saw Sara and I envisioned a porn version starring Libby as her character. [Link]

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Posted - Apr 26 2009 : 8:27PM

For as many porn parodies that are hitting the market today and their apparent popularity (the phenomenon reminds me of Chinese kung-fu movies in the '80s; as soon as one did well there were twenty copy cats flicks out within a week) it seems no one is making ones about the shows I used to watch growing up and would love to see parodied. Where's my "The Facts of Life" parody? The ones of "current" shows aren't really doing it for me creatively. "The Office", "Scrubs", "Seinfeld"...GTFOHWTBS, as a friend recently Twitter'd.
So I created this thread with the intention of not only inspiring some actual discussion but for us posters to have a place to suggest ideas. I'll start us off.
Earlier today I was talking to Kaiya Lynn about Bea Arthur's passing (rather, I should say trying to console Kaiya...little known fact but The Golden Girls is one of her favorite shows) and I came to the unfortunate revelation that I knew all of the cast members by not only their character names but also their given names. I was able to do this for quite a few shows I discovered and one of my favorites was "Designing Women." If you recall, the show was about four southern belles who run an interior design firm in Atlanta. The sex set-ups would practically write themselves.

As an actual porn parody, the attack is multi-pronged: it's a MILF movie and it's yet another vehicle for two of my favorite ladies right now. Oh, and it's one of those neat-o parodies that all the kids love these days. The cast would look a little something like this:

Deauxma perfectly embodies Dixie Carter's Julia Sugarbaker
The only other fit I can think of here would be Kristina Cross

Lisa Ann is Delta Burke's Suzanne Sugarbaker
If Lisa's busy I would love to see either Rayveness or Sophia Lomeli stand in
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Julia Ann would be Jean Smart's Charlene Frazier Stillfield
If not Julia then maybe we can get Holly Halston or Brandi Love

Mz Berlin as Annie Potts' Mary Jo Shively
I actually had a quite a few redheads in mind for this part: Kylie Ireland, Brittany O'Connell, Sienna West and Janet Mason
And *I* would be Meshach Taylor's Anthony Bouvier, the former prison inmate and only black male in the entire movie!
I smell a success!!!

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Posted - Apr 26 2009 : 10:16PM

I haven't watched any of the parodies. Maybe I saw some of the Austin Powers one. It's not my thing. Although, if Jeff Mullen is in the house and wants to give me some bread, I'll do the screenplay for Top Pussy.

Padma ... my Padma.

Doth a rose smell as sweet as any named Priya?
God, can you imagine? Just this last season alone with Team Rainbow and Team Europe. I'd love to see Belladonna as the tattooed lesbo. But who would be Tom Collichio? Christian? Mark Davis?
Stefan:

Chris CHarming:

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Posted - Apr 26 2009 : 10:41PM

I seem to recall a Golden Girls parody back in the 80s--Trinity Loren and Sharon Mitchell were in it. Only saw it briefly on the shelves--no idea how good it was.
No idea if there's a Facts Of Life parody. I had an idea for a show like that, except that instead of a private school it would have been set in a lingerie shop, with the girls all superhot lingerie models. And while it would have been a mainstream show, it would have had many porn values.
But your Designing Women cast is a good one, although I think I'd prefer Brittany O'Connell as the Mary Jo character. I seem to remember an anti-porn storyline in that series--perhaps the porn version could have them start out anti-porn, but get "convinced" that porn is a good thing.
Perhaps a Scarecrow & Mrs. King porn parody would work well--a really hot MILF is recruited to spy for the CIA and gets a equally hot stud for a partner. Porn ensues.
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Posted - Apr 26 2009 : 11:33PM

Can't say I'm aware of the source material, but from the pics posted, I'd say (over Chris Charming) Christian is the porn spit of that Stefan dude.

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 4:54AM

Great topic, CJ! I could run riot with this one. I have ideas for two porno series, which I won't share here, because I think I could make money off them someday. Gah! I want to tell you about them, but I also want to keep these gems all to myself until I can cash in on them. Ca-ching! I love your Designing Women cast. Who would you cast as Anthony Bouvier, originally played by Meshach Taylor?

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 5:30AM

i think it has the potential to be really awesome, but fails miserably most of the time, seeing as everything is geared more towards gonzo and internet scenes nowadays, even features.

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 5:37AM

This is turning out to be harder than I thought. Most popular sitcoms from the 80's and 90's were either centered around nuclear families, or the women were outnumbered by the men in the cast. Now if you base the story and cast around the male lead(s), you can put the guys in all types of situations where they end up fucking random hot women.
For example, imagine what kind of anal havoc The A-Team could wreak on the female population. Mr. T even drove a van. C'mon, that's porno comedy gold.
And what about McGuyver? He could be having sex with a hot chick and have a sudden bout of impotence. Thinking quick, he fashions a vibrator for her by jamming an electric toothbrush into a banana. My hero!

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 5:40AM

I have to wonder how many niche categories we could cover with the timeless classic "Family Ties" ?
Which only leaves the question of who to cast as Mallory...
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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 6:41AM

Um...re-read the next to the last line of my post again. I did put in a suggestion, Pagoda.

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 6:47AM

Doesn't this thread belong into the feature forum?

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XXXenophile
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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 8:51AM

I think there are far too many shows that people don't think of as ripe for parody.
For some reason anything on Nick at Nite seems to be the only minefield so to speak.
It doesn't always have to be sitcoms that get the treatment.
As much as there's a lot of reality porn out there, I could see some great XXX parodies of Survivor or Amazing Race (specially if specific individuals are parodied).
But current shows like Big Bang Theory, My Name is Earl, etc are also worthwhile.
Age behind them should not be the only prerequisite.

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 9:05AM

I have enjoyed some of the parodies that have come out recently such as The Brady Bunch and Bewitched, It is interesting to see the casting and the story that they choose. I like your idea CJ, I wasnt too sure about a Golden Girls porn but with the cast you picked would make it worth watching.

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 10:12AM

I enjoy the parodies, and they have a long tradition in porn. Going back to at least "Kinky Business" which was a knock-off of Tom Cruise's first success, "Risky Business." IMO parodies also require more talent to produce, in front of the camera and behind it. So the overall product is more professional, and of higher quality.
Last, and most importantly, the parodies are a way to attract new customers and expand the porn dvd purchasing base, and revive the sinking industry. So, while original features are still better, the parodies are contributing a lot to the biz right now.

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 1:18PM

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 5:56PM

No one will see it there.
Also, Stefan/Chris are sound-alikes ... German/Austrian/Swiss-ish. Christian could resemble the guy but I think Charming is a better fit.

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 6:36PM

This is indeed an interesting thread...
The question for me is whether the satire is actual satire, or just a hardcore rip-off.
In most cases, the modern XXX spoofs of TV and movies have been dumbed down remakes with sex.
If you take a look at the XXX spoofs/satires/send-ups made 30 or so years ago, it's clear those filmmakers were genuinely satarizing their source material, not just adding some sex.

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 7:05PM

I say they have fallen and can't get up. Just look at the so-called cover box of the Seinfeld remake. It looks silly.
Give it a rest.....after the Brady's....it just gets stupider!!

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 7:22PM

I agree. But there's a difference between parody and satire; they're not the same or interchangeable terms. And no disrespect to anyone currently producing these things but I don't have the utmost confidence that they'd be able to or even care to pull off an actual satire. They'll stick to the spoof (which, to them, is exactly what you described: dumbed down remakes with sex thrown in). In all fairness, porn isn't necessarily the arena to try to send a message; no one's trying to make a satirical porn flick. It's intended to be light-hearted and fun (and whackable) so the spoof is their best and only option. Who in the world can jerk off to "Soylent Green"?
That said, I'm sure the adult industry will surely crank out fare that more closely resembles Epic Movie, Scary Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet The Spartans, etc. than they are to ever be responsible for a Thank You for Smoking, Wag The Dog, Bamboozled, Election, Dr. Strangelove, etc.

Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 4/27/2009 7:24:02 PM

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 8:54PM

WKRP seems like great material for a parody.

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 8:55PM

I've alluded to it in past posts but perhaps some actual visuals will spark people's interest...
The Facts of Life

The Cast:

Bree Olsen as Lisa Whelchel's Blair Warner
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Rachel Starr as Nancy McKeon's Joanne "Jo" Polniaczek

Jada Fire as Kim Fields' Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey

Brandy Talore as Mindy Cohn's Natalie Green
Toss in Kylie Ireland as Charlotte Rae's Mrs. Edna Garrett and your primary players are all in place.

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 11:50PM

Wow, it is really fun to read everybody's comments on this parody trend. We at X-Play are having a lot of fun with it but the truth is that we are busy everyday and night trying to stay ahead of the game now with others getting into the mix like New Sensations and of course Hustler. All of your ideas are valid and make a lot of sense. For me it comes down to a question of if I really like a show. We have a number of movies on our production schedule that I will not produce because I don't like the TV show. Believe me when I tell you that you live, breath, sleep, dream and practically bang the production you are currently working on in order to make it as good as you possibly can. It becomes your life for about 3 months of prep. We have a number of movies in the can already that won't come out until later this year. Facts of Life is a good one and we might still do it but it was done late last year by a company that will remain nameless and it was not done very well. Not every parody will sell well and some will flop. We are currently going through some interesting shit with the upcoming release of Not the Cosby Show XXX which is supposed to hit in early June. For now you can check out the trailer on You Tube under Cosby Show Spoof or by pasting in this link www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE I hope you will like that one. BTW- I am glad that this thread is here and not in the FEATURES category because more people will read about it here. Keep the comments going because we do read them. Thanks- Jeff Mullen sitcums.com

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Posted - Apr 27 2009 : 11:57PM

Oh, one more thing for those that like trivia. I recently found out that I graduated from the same high school in Milwaukee as Charlotte Rae who played Mrs. Garrett. Maybe that is a sign and I worked alongside Kim Fields (Tutti) back in 1995 when I was working with the singer Brandy and Kim was on the road with us as Brandy's acting coach prepping her for an upcoming show called Moesha. (I remember hearing the name and thinking WTF kind of name is Moesha?) Not Moesha XXX. Naw, her mother would kill me.

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Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 1:23AM

In the first place, you have to decide whether you're going to acknowledge what was obviously the strongest sexual attraction in the cast: I am speaking, of course, of Stefan and Fabio. If you're going to go there, then Stefan has to be played by Christian. If you're going to pretend that they're "just European," then Chris Charming can be Stefan and you can use Christian to be Hosea. As for Collichio, the answer is not Mark Davis. (The answer is never Mark Davis, unless the question is "who should just go away?") For Collichio, I'm going to suggest a slightly out-of-the box choice: Mr. Teagan. He's already bald, and if we put him in the movie, we may be able to get Teagan to be Melissa. Finally, as the hot Jersey MILF Ariane, I nominate hot Jersey MILF and recent porn returnee Melissa Monet.

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Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 3:31PM

I would like to see a Married With Children parody. I think Kylie Ireland or Raquel Devine could play a more attractive version of Peggy bundy, and I would like to see Shawna Lenee as Kelly Bundy. I think the tricky part would be casting Marcy D'Arcy. Marcy was a very sexual woman, but with all the chicken and little boy jokes Al cracked about her she wasn't portrayed as the most attractive woman. So I would have her finally run off and leave her slacker husband Jefferson, which knowing Jerfferson could lead to him marrying an attractive up and coming actress or exotic dancer to pay the bills. That role could be played by Shyla Stylez. Throw in a some wife swapping and nudie bar action for Al and his friends and you've got yourself a Married With Children parody.
Rest of the Cast:
James Dean as Bud Bundy
Joe Blow as Al Bundy

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Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 3:43PM

^
There will be a Married With Children parody. Mackenzee Pierce was the original cast for the role of Marcy D'arcy but was replaced(don't know with who).
Edited by - zaffer on 4/28/2009 3:43:40 PM

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Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 3:45PM

A Facts of Life porn spoof came out in Nov '08: The Dirty Facts of Life.

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Harri Patel
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Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 4:30PM

It's been done. I'm pretty sure there were other versions, too, but I can't think of titles.

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Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 5:03PM

Wow. Somone hire CJ as a casting agent. I thought the Designing Women cast he came up was good(I had Gianna as Suzanne though). But I think the Facts of Life cast was even better.

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Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 5:09PM

Well, I saw a picture of Brittany O' Connell dressed as Peggy Bundy, so there's at least one more MWC porn parody on the way.
Personally, I'd rather see Vanessa Bella, aka Sexy Vanessa, in a porn version of MWC. As I said in another thread, she's a dead ringer for Katey Segal, and I think she would be perfect as "Peggy Bundy."
And I would like to see a porn version of My Name Is Earl, especially if the actual Nadine Velazquez and Jamie Pressly were in it.
Mmmmmmmmmmm. . .Jamie Pressly. . .
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Posted - Apr 28 2009 : 8:46PM

Gianna's actually a really good choice (especially if we're talking about when she was nice and fluffy; that would've worked perfectly for the version of Delta Burke who was regular passenger on the proverbial weight rollercoaster) but I think perhaps too tall as compared to her peers.
I picked the the girls I did because I'm SO syce'd on Lisa Ann and Julia Ann right now (have y'all seen their scene together in "Oil Overload 2"??? My GAWD

) I think that anything I dreamed up would revolve around them both.
I appreciate the compliment. I'm working on another but I'm still waiting for someone to surprise ME with one or two first.

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Posted - Apr 29 2009 : 12:04AM

I'll try and put a cast together for WKRP soonish.

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GFFMegan
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Posted - Apr 29 2009 : 2:30PM

CJ ... it may be safe to say, you could do my job VERY VERY well!

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Posted - Apr 30 2009 : 8:36PM

^ Perhaps...

But c'mon! When it comes to "current" shows...no one's been thinkin' what I've been thinkin'?
Here's a quick clue:

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Posted - May 1 2009 : 9:24PM

If they could be done right I would love to see parodies of Chuck and Dollhouse.

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Posted - May 2 2009 : 7:00AM

Just read that New Sensations is next doing parodies of Friends & 30 Rock.
And tht Heroes idea is GOLD CJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted - May 4 2009 : 3:20PM

i love the heros idea!! Especially with charles as Syler!
I used him as spock in the star trek parody for Reality Kings (Not the hustler one .. this was awhile ago!) and he had me in stiches on set! He is one of the most awkwardly funny dudes around .... and could probably play Syler very well!

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Posted - May 4 2009 : 6:33PM

I've got one! About a show I couldn't stand to watch no less (saw 15 minutes once, went reaching for the remote).
The subject:
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^This lot pornified... I've no idea if this was already done years back (I'm not aware of any), but it seems a natural thing to spoof considering the name, format and inherent amount of shagging involved in the story.
So, for Fucking & the City I propose...
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Sophie Evans as Sarah Jessica Parker's character.
Obviously the accent's a bit of a non-starter, but I think she looks the part - closest I know of in porn anyway. And as it's porn, visuals are highly important. She can be dubbed if need be.
Next...
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Janine Lindermulder as the one Kim Cattrall played.
A bit of body make-up and I think she's a keeper.
Next we have...
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Carmella Bing as Kristin Davis's character.
Carmella's more statuesque than Kristin (with MUCH bigger tits), but I love Carmella and you need someone that hot to play arguably the hottest member of the original cast. Physically, I suppose someone like Tori Black is closer, but I think she looks too young for the role. So I'm casting Carmella.
And lastly...
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Janet Mason playing Cynthia Nixon's screen role.
Once again, much bigger tits belonging to Janet, but it's hypothetical porn so I don't care.

Beauty of this is: As for the guys, they could be anyone, because as far as I know, these HBO ladies went through a lot of them... so that works.
Even if a spoof based on this source material has been made before, it hasn't been with this cast. So let's have some!!!

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Posted - May 4 2009 : 8:33PM

The Scrubs parody will only draw attention to how great the writers are for the real show. For the best parody, the original writers for Facts of Life or Scrubs would be brought in to produce a real episode script. One which happens to include frequent boinking. Like, for the Fucking in the City one, it would be great if Sarah's internal monologue was droning on and on, true to her character, while she's getting butt rammed like crazy, then when the guy starts face fucking her you hear her dialogue get muffled at long last! And her redhead obvious lesbian friend should have to do some bukkake to pay for always taking up screentime when all anyone wanted to see was Kim Katral. God what a loathsome show! That Duexema pic as the Designing Women lookalike was hilarious though.
Basically, there's so many titles yearly that it's difficult to see the point in any of it, and the parody is a good way to stand out and have identity for your movie, because it's a darkly lit bog of body parts out there otherwise and one title is deeply indistinguishable from the next.

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Posted - May 4 2009 : 9:31PM

Yo! I love, love, looooove the idea of casting Janine and Janet Mason in those roles. But...
I think Carmella Bing is a bit too big to portray the diminutive Charlotte (Ironically, back when they were shooting the movie, I dream-casted a porn version and had Gia Jordan in mind for that role...in fact, it was Gia I was talking to when it hit me). Your idea of going with perhaps Tori Black actually makes much more sense even if she'd be a lot younger than the rest of her more experienced and mature castmates. I'm not sure if Sophie Evans is even still active.

Very difficult to cast Sarah Jessica Parker's Carrie Bradshaw but when she's blonde, Tiffany Mynx at least looks the part. She may not be reguarly active these days but she's never far away...

I said before that you pretty much nailed Kim Cattrall's Samantha Jones with your pick of Janine. She'd rock that part.

Speaking of looking the part: Tori Black as Kristin Davis' Charlotte York.

Once again, dead-on with Janet Mason being Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon's onscreen character.

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Posted - May 5 2009 : 12:16AM

Not sure how, when or if ever you guys in America would ever see this but I just shot a DP scene for a PlayboyTV series here in the UK that a director by the name of Paul Carder is shooting.
It's a spoof of Knight Rider called "Tight Rider" and it was insanely funny to work with them for it. I was loving the retro 80's memories as they flooded back to me to the tune of de deddee, de deddee, de deddee de deeee!! Class!!
He had the very beautiful Natalli Di Angelo as well as a really awesome replica 'Kit' or 'Clit' car as he renamed it and his Micheal Tight was perfect tongue in cheek British comedy. We even did a cool choreographed fight scene, we had crashing boxes and all that kinda stuff. Was a cool and funny day anyway and I will have my backstage video report on my blog soon www.kenistylesblog.com
You might eventually see it on his actual website www.bootybox.com but for now there is a pretty long trailer of other British porn smut anyway.
So, just joining in with the 80's spoofs, here's some shots from the day! :)

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Hardware

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Posted - May 5 2009 : 12:26AM

Needs bigger bell bottoms.

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Dubious_Leftovers
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Posted - May 6 2009 : 8:25PM

@Crucifixio_Jones - Cheers...
I thought I'd have a go a thickening out the cast for the hypothetical Heroes spoof you started (at least I actually watch and enjoy that show). BTW. I don't know who he is, but that "Charles" guy (as someone said he was called in the thread), really looks the part for Syler.
Anyway let's start with...
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Stephen St. Croix in the Matt Parkman role.
For a porn dude, his acting's fine (only seen him in Pirates 2 though). I think he'd be a good choice for this role. Second choice would be the ADT forum's favourite guy, John Strong.

Next:
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Missy Monroe in the Daphne Millbrook role.
Matt Parkman's recently-deceased, speedster love interest seems a good fit for Missy. With her hair short, frizz it out a bit... Voila! instant Daphne!

Next:
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Steve Hooper in the Noah Bennet role.
Get his glasses on (a special horned-rimmed pair). Get him to practice an American accent and I think we got our HRG man.

Next:
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Harmony in the Tracy Strauss role.
This needs to happen; Harmony's a top porn, and a natural for this role (actually three roles - Ali Larter played Tracy Strauss's separated-at-birth twin and the twin's evil multiple personality(!) in the previous series). I foresee potential expensive digital SFX compositing featuring multiple Harmonys getting down and dirty, to fit all three roles.

Onwards...
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Sharon Mitchell in the Angella Patrelli role.
Given what I've recently found out about Sharon Mitchell, this would have to be a non-sex role. That's okay, the Patrelli matriarch role is an important one to the story, so she could move the plot along.

And lastly for now...
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Gaya Patel in the Maya Herrera role.
I think you had a go at this one previously, but I think Gaya just seems to really look right to me. In the above photo, I could believe it was the same girl with her hair dyed. Plus, 'Gaya' rhymes with 'Maya', and that makes me happy on numerous levels.
Possible alternatives to the Aubrey/Claire Bennet role, could be Bree Olsen, or her silicon-enhanced lookalike Ashlynn Brooke (who looked good in a cheerleader outfit in a recent New Sensations movie).
So that's where it's at. Some of the other roles would be extremely hard to find natural porn-alikes, but those are some of the main female leads sorted.

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Crucifixio_Jones
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Posted - May 6 2009 : 9:40PM

Those are fuckin' awesome.
I was literally racking my brain trying to come up with people to play Daphne (I had considered Claudia Downs instead of Missy Monroe but I was trying really hard to cast performers who were actually still active) and Tracy and your picks are spot-on, man! I was actually going to change the person I cast as Maya as well. But instead of Zeina Hart like I had it, I was going to go with Vanessa Leon (who I had actually considered first until I found that pic of Heart).
Strong work, big guy.
By the way, the Charles we were speaking of is male performer Charles Dera. Can't believe you've never seen him in anything.

Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 5/6/2009 9:42:44 PM

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Dubious_Leftovers
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Posted - May 6 2009 : 10:12PM

Thanks for the Charles Dera information - I just checked his back catalogue online... I must have seen him at least once, because he was in Pirates 2. Can't place him in it though, I remember Mick Blue, Stephen St. Croix and of course, Evan Stone.
Needs seeing again methinks. It was awesome (not usually into features).

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Posted - May 7 2009 : 12:00AM

When I first heard that there is going to be a porn version of The Cosby Show, I didn't think it would be something I'd want to see. But now that I know that Melody Nakai is in it, I'll definitely be checking it out. I think I'm in love with that girl. Too bad she hasn't been in more stuff.

I knew there had been an older porn version of Married With Children. I remember seeing it years ago. But I couldn't remember the title, until you posted it. I know that's the one I saw only because I remember Tonisha Mills being in it. I didn't know her name at the time, only that she was the blonde chick with the big tits. I didn't know there was a sequel though. Isn't the fact that porn is making sitcom parodies already bad enough? They have to make sequels to them too?
So, these porn parodies of sitcoms are nothing new. They just disappeared for a while, but are now making a comeback. I haven't seen any of the new ones. But I do remember some of the older ones. There was one for The Brady Bunch that preceded the newer one that came out recently. Also, I remember seeing one for The Addams Family, which I think was titled The Maddams Family, if I'm not mistaken. I seem to recall that Jon Dough played Lurch in that one. I also remember a porn version of Hill Street Blues. I think the porn version had an all-black cast, and was titled Hill Street Blacks. I think one of the guys in it even had a jheri curl.
As for which TV shows I would like to see parodied by porn, I can't think of any. If I were making porn, I would steer clear of sitcom parodies, since I don't rally care for them myself. I'll have to think about this one and come back later.

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lilmissmackenzeepierce
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Posted - May 7 2009 : 12:59AM

what about not high school musical?
or
not the wonder years
or
not full house
or
beverly hoes 90210
or
not saved by the bell, not party of five, ER, grey's anatomy
"im the girl your mother warned you about"

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Posted - May 7 2009 : 2:11AM

Crucifixio and Dubious, you guys are rockin' it with the side by side pics!

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Posted - May 7 2009 : 2:29AM

The Not ER one practically writes itself. It would be exactly like ER except that all the patients would be suffering from lackanookie, or lackabootie, etc.
Doctor, she needs an emergency analectomy!
I guess I picked the wrong day to stop taking my little blue pills, Nurse Galore!
Oh, doctor, it's just so hard for you! Isn't there anything I can do?
You could even have the infamous gerbil accident. Well, OK, you might want to just imply that one.

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Posted - May 7 2009 : 11:44PM

CJ and Dubious have done great cast selections here. You guys should work in casting.
Not A High School Musical would probably result in a lawsuit.

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Dubious_Leftovers
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Posted - May 8 2009 : 7:53PM

^Thanks. It's a fun little pass time...
I'll try some more if anything occurs to me.

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Crucifixio_Jones
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Posted - May 8 2009 : 9:35PM

Grey's Anatomy on Mackenzee Pierce's suggestion...

Kylee Strutt as Kate Walsh's Addison Montgomery-Shepherd.

Ryder Skye as Ellen Pompeo's Meredith Grey.

Tia Ling as Sandra Oh's Cristina Yang.

Jessica Lynn as Katherine Heigl's Isobel "Izzie" Stevens.

Olivia O'Lovely as Sara Ramirez's Callie Torres.
I know she's "retired" but from the minute I saw Sara and I envisioned a porn version starring Libby as her character.

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