Well, you could always go back and watch the original. "I keep my undies in the ice box!"
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Deftones Deactivated User
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Posted - Nov 29 2009 : 5:45PM
It's interesting to see parodies making a way back to the top of the market, New Sensations, Hustler, X-Play, Adam and Eve, etc all getting a piece! I hope that 2010 does slow down a bit with them too much. It seems overwhelming lol sometimes with all the titles. Still do want to see a True Blood xxx and a Heroes XXX. So far best parody for me was the Not Married With Children, fuuuuuny as hell!! great sex!!
Well to be fair, porn isn't about the subtlety. It's about the tits and the ass and the pussy and the dick in everyone's faces. Where everyone else dims the lights, fades to black, hides behind the curtains or under the sheets, porn puts it out there for all to see. Even couples porn has the woman sucking the man's cock in the bright light of the studio--the difference is in the dialogue. COUPLES PORN: THE MAN: "I love the way my cock feels in your mouth." THE WOMAN: "I love the way your cock feels in my mouth." NOT-FOR-COUPLES PORN: THE WOMAN: "I'm a cum-addicted c*nt who wants you to stuff my mouth with your cock!" THE MAN: "Shut up, you cum-addicted c*nt so I can stuff your mouth with my cock!" As GGG said, if you like The Seven-Year Itch, you're probably better off with that movie if you like subtlety.Not yet. When the porn producers start doing movies spoofing other porn series--This Ain't Taboo, This Ain't Debbie Does Dallas, Not More Dirty Debutantes, etc.--then we can officially certify porn as being Out Of Ideas. Hey--I tried pitching a couple of screenplay ideas to Vivid through Hollywood Woody, and got a "not interested" result. I'll have to try somewhere else--wish me luck, okay? ___________________________________________________________
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This Ain't Beverly Hills 90210 XXX Oh My God! This actually looks good. They did a great job with credits. I guess it helps that I was so fuckin' horny for this show back in the day. This was my porn in middle school. Brandon and Dylan
I would love to see a studio make a porn parody of the new MTV reality show “Jersey Shore”. If such of a production was to be made I hope is by someone who is a master at producing really hardcore anal gonzo sex scenes. I also hope it would be made by someone who can also produce sex and non-sex related comedic character moments that like well done SNL skits are both true to the essence of the people being parodied and very funny and very pushing the envelope. While I highly doubt it will ever happen on the real show I would very much like to see a couple of scenes in the porn version in which one or more of the female cast of characters hooking up and having sex with Black male characters, here some ideas of scenarios where this could be seen occurring. As you can see by their subject matters they need to be handled in a manner that is both racially and ethnically sensitive and very comically entertaining. 1) After planting a couple of t-shirts in his gym bag and then falsely threatening to call the cops and have him arrested for stealing 1 or 2 of female housemates proceed to have their way with a Black muscle bond male customer that they been “not-so-secretly” and lustfully watching him browse through clothing displays and (via a security camera system) trying on outfits in a dressing room of the t-shirt shop they’re working in for the summer. 2) As a result of being very plastered one of the female housemates proceeds to hit the dance floor and then go home from a nightclub with 2 guys who she thinks are Italian but actually African American, since they sexed her up so good she doesn’t freak out the following day after realizing the truth. 3) After listening to her very angry and racist son / housemate vent on the phone about the occurrence of one or both of the above scenarios a very hot Italian mother proceeds to have a couple of local college age Black males gangbang the shit out of her. 4) While attempting a surprise visit one of the housemate's hot Italian mother accidentally ends up at and then lustfully being the anal / gangbag plaything for a couple of Black Frat brothers that are sharing a summer share a few doors down from the Jersey Shore house. alexl467 Edited by - alexl467 on 12/29/2009 6:59:39 PM
Whether as a full parody or just a takeoff of the general gist of its concept and approach and types of cast of characters I would like to see a studio do a Jake Malone level hardcore sex spoof of the Oxygen Channel’s reality show “The Bad Girls Club”. alexl467
I was just talking to a friend the other night and saying to him that the problem with a lot of these hastily put together and rushed out parodies is that the companies are chasing ideas and trying to shoehorn talent and ideas into a package that doesn't necessarily fit. If they had more patience and actually waited for a performer or performers to come along that fit a certain mold, then they could center material around them. You just have to wait until the right girl appears or inspiration strikes. For instance, (and I can't believe I'm saying this) but look at VIVID's "Batman" parody. While all the other companies are jumping on the bandwagon of whatever happens to be airing on television or in theaters right now (that god-awful "Dark Knight" parody or God forbid, "Dancing with the Stars"), they went completely left and put a XXX spin on the '60s television show. And surprise - it works. WELL. If you showed it to someone who grew up on that show, they'd probably swear out they were actually watching it until Batman and Robin double-team Catwoman. I know, I know...not everyone has as much money at their disposal as Vivid. Not every director out there is as talented or has the pedigree of Axel Braun. But what every company can do is not make a mad dash for cash by hopping on the bandwagon, producing lackluster and inferior content and then wondering why no one actually buys adult movies anymore. I'm not in the business and just in the time it took me to type this post I came up with a movie that TOTALLY lends itself to XXX parody, isn't a "current" or trendy movie or television show and even came up with two perfect leads. Why can't the people whose JOB it is to do such things do it, too? [Link]
I agree with you CJ but obviously right now there's too much of a "strike while the iron is hot" mentality that the companies are going with. So the casting will not always be what you'd like to think it should be. But I haven't seen anything yet that was just out and out wrong with any of the castings yet either.
Maybe. But granted, it's hard to be "out and out wrong" when you're not casting specific people but just borrowing stupid concepts like "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX", "This Ain't Dirty Jobs XXX" or the aforementioned "Dancing with the Stars" parody. Yeah, you can't exactly fuck up "This Ain't Monday Night Football" but why would you parody MNF in the first fucking place is my point. [Link]
Well you parody MNF because Will Ryder can do no wrong. Well he hasn't yet. But yeah I'm not even getting those other ones, when you can tell they're just truly going for the buck, you know they won't have the best material to work with. Though I did end up getting the DWTS one. Moment of parody weakness.
I kinda like the Parady market that the adult film industry has jumped into, it's different. would I would like to see is more 60's retro like Lost in Space, and more Movie parodies like Harry Potter. Retro-Goboy Edited by - retrogoboy on 6/16/2010 3:51:35 AM
I have never heard of a parody of There's Something About Mary. I thought of the title There's Something In Mary. Or On Mary. I thought porn producers would be jumping all over the hair gel scene.
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Clams Deactivated User
173 Posts 12/10
Posted - Dec 13 2010 : 6:51AM
An Evening News parody would be cool.
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Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture them naked. 18 Posts 4/12
Posted - Jul 15 2012 : 12:36PM
there are many series and movies have potential to be a good parody.my suggestions are: 1-modern family(for gays is also suitable) 2-desperate housewives ,since it is finished ,all seasons and characters can be good choices for making porno. 3-weeds will be a good one. i really want to see a porno with actress like Hillary clinton and her husband Bill clinton and his scandal with Monica Lewinsky.Do you know any porn star look like them? Strauss-Kahn the french IMF Head arrest was the 2011 worst political scandal
^I suggested many years ago to Nina Hartley that she could play a porn version of Hillary Clinton, with Randy West as Bill. Randy has since retired, but Nina did go on to play a Hillary-type in Who's Nailin' Palin? and could certainly do so again. Right now I'm thinking Daphne Rosen for Monica--the thing I remember most about her was her smile, and I think Daphne has the same sort of smile. Hope that's what you were looking for. _________________________________________________________________________________
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There was a Designing Women parody that came out in 1991 called "Southern Exposure". Starring: Tracy Winn, Melanie Moore, Danielle Rogers, Alexis DeVell Directed by: Scotty Fox