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| palominorn Member  I'M RICH BIATCH! 956 Posts 8/05 |  Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 8:58AMi really like the quagging blow jobs, but there seems to be an elitist attitude against them, especially in a vendetta that seems to be headed by Roger T. Pipe. Why is it a sin to enjoy the quack quack quack...any favorites come to mind - a little help here! [Link] |
| sam46 Deactivated User 564 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 9:05AM [Link] |
Hardware  All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 9:24AM [typo] Edited by - hardware on 6/20/2007 10:17:34 AM [Link] |
| palominorn Member I'M RICH BIATCH! 956 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 10:10AM [Link] |
| Mister Satan Member I'll knock up your wife and won't give a f*** 74 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 10:17AM So far I know of -Gia Paloma -Jasmine Byrne... that's it... [Link] |
| Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 10:30AM mugafugalumpadumparumpabandoleropistolographicationalism - the practice of rolling up pieces of white bread, sticking them in the barrel of your Smith & Wesson, and taking pictures of it. [Link] |
| palominorn Member I'M RICH BIATCH! 956 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 11:29AM [Link] |
| Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 11:32AM [Link] |
| PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 11:45AM Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. - Tool [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 1:17PM Then, some folks just hate 'em just because. I'm sure some folks hate them because it's cool to. Others don't know why. They just hate them. [Link] |
| jackthetreacleeater Senior Member Shame on you! 2003 Posts 10/06 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 1:51PM Nothing says romance like anal sex. [Link] |
| Rael Deactivated User 35 Posts 10/06 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 2:20PM [Link] |
| eduardo911 Senior Member 1299 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 5:31PM Jersey Jaxin in Teen Idol is funny because she quaggs while she's trying to sing. [Link] |
| PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 5:43PM Hope this helps Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. - Tool [Link] |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 5:50PM [Link] |
| MisterNoGood Member 195 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 5:57PM Girls don't choke and gag and quack in real life, and it just makes no sense why a guy would enjoy watching that circus act nonsenes. I have a theory that the guys that enjoy the quacking and gagging have never had a blowjob from a real girl. Edited by - MisterNoGood on 6/20/2007 6:03:03 PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 6:13PM I know some people like all the puke and stuff running down the faces but there comes a point when that's just too much to jerk to. That particular scene is also about as mechanical as it gets. Not surprisingly, virtually every deepthroat scene since has been based on that. Not surprisingly, not many people enjoy it. If they wanted to use something as a template for future throat fucking scenes, Rocco's early Animal Trainer flicks couldn't be beat. [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 9:34PM [Link] |
| Walter All-Star Member 1445 Posts 3/05 | Posted - Jun 20 2007 : 11:26PM I loathe the quagging blowjobs because they are all over the place and have become the norm. If they only appeared in movies like Gag Factor I would not mind them because I could easily avoid them. Just to be fair, I tried it out by throat fucking a girlfriend until she started quagging. It didn't feel very good to me and she never requested it in the future. I think that quagging is often done in porn in an attempt to look intense, but it almost often makes a scene seem run of the mill, bland, and contrived. I will be delighted when the quagging trend is over. I sometimes watch porn from the late 90s and early 00s because it is quag-free. [Link] |
| nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 12:09AM Make it happen Brandon. Edited by - hardware on 6/21/2007 12:54:42 AM [Link] |
| Brandon Iron BrandonIron.com 3832 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 3:52AM [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 4:19AM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 4:24AM [Link] |
| Mike_Rach Member 89 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 7:46AM Seems to be another one of those circus acts used to try to sell porn when a director is too lazy for traditional methods like good-quality camera work, lighting, and chemistry between performers. [Link] |
| francios Senior Member 1802 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 8:23AM [Link] |
| palominorn Member I'M RICH BIATCH! 956 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 8:40AM [Link] |
| Uncle Fester Deactivated User I rock, therefore I am! 131 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 1:52PM [Link] |
| palominorn Member I'M RICH BIATCH! 956 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 3:58PM [Link] |
| eduardo911 Senior Member 1299 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 7:14PM [Link] |
| Mister Satan Member I'll knock up your wife and won't give a f*** 74 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Jun 21 2007 : 9:30PM Also All About Ass 17, Assault that Ass 5...hmmm...what else? all i can think of [Link] |
| daredevil2025 Member Penny for your thoughts? 756 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jun 22 2007 : 12:15AM No Beer, No TV, Make Homer Go Crazy! [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Jun 24 2007 : 3:25AM [Link] |
| the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Jun 24 2007 : 6:57AM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jun 26 2007 : 11:09AM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jun 26 2007 : 11:11AM [Link] |
| palominorn Member I'M RICH BIATCH! 956 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Jun 27 2007 : 9:31AM [Link] |
| jackthetreacleeater Senior Member Shame on you! 2003 Posts 10/06 | Posted - Jun 27 2007 : 1:37PM Gangbang my Face #1 and Face Fucking Inc. #1 Nothing says romance like anal sex. Edited by - hardware on 6/27/2007 3:00:04 PM [Link] |
| Spectreman Member 55 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Jun 29 2007 : 3:08AM Unfortunately, future titles of the series would gradually include more and more actual blowjobs, at which point the distressed porn-viewer would complain only to be greeted with the reply, "Oh, you mean to tell us that porn you used to enjoy now features a bunch of stuff you don't like? Hmmm...how interesting. Could it perhaps be the case that you don't like those things simply because they're not done well? No? Hmmm...how interesting."Yeah, and just imagine if they started to get bored with the current crop of shenanigans... Director[to himself]: "Damn, this quagging and fish-hooking just doesn't have the zing it used to..." [out loud] "You know what, everybody? This scene is going nowhere. Let's take a break for a bit." Female Performer, Callista Cumbucket: "I love it...I love it...more..more...I love it...I love it..." Director: "Uh, Callista...we've stopped shooting." Callista: "Oh, sorry." [gets up to grab a cigarette] Director: "Okay, like I said, this scene is a non-starter. We need to make things a little more extreme. Bring in the gopher!" Callista: "Um, gopher? You, uh, you mean Gopher from the Love Boat, right? Fred Grandy?" Director: "No, I mean a real, live gopher." [walks over with the gopher on a leash] "Look, ain't he cute?" Callista: "No! He's fucking creeping me out!" Director: "Don't worry, you'll warm up to him. Now, just lay back down there on the bed and we'll just-" Callista: "Are you out of your goddamned mind?! I'm not fucking a gopher!" Director: "Don't worry, you won't be fucking him..." Callista: ("Thank god...") Director: "...we're going to beat you over the head with him!" Callista: "What?! Is this a joke?!" Director: "No, no, it'll be great! He'll get really pissed off and started scratching and biting everywhere!" Male Performer, StanDingo: "Wait a minute. Everywhere?" Director: "Relax, you'll be sitting this one out." Callista: "No, that's it! I'm getting the fuck out of here!" Director: "Fine, go ahead. Oh, by the way, good luck finding work. Everybody's starting to do this, and there are plenty of gals that aren't so uppity when it comes to being smacked by a gopher. See ya.." Callista[pauses and thinks]: "No, wait a minute! I just remembered that I love being hit with gophers. I love it! I love it!" Director: "Atta girl. Now hop on the bed...okay, spread your legs. Good, good. Okay, Stan, grab the gopher. Yeah, that's right, Stan, I lied. Now quit looking at me like that and grab the damned leash. Okay, good. Now swing that little son of a gun at Cal.." [whack] Callista: "Ow, goddamn it-I mean...harder! harder! I love it!" [whack] "Yeah, harder. Treat me like a gopher-whacking-loving slut! Yeah!" [whack] "Yes, yes...Ouch! Ouch!! Jesus Christ, it's biting me! It's, uh, it's biting me so good! Yes, tear my flesh off you furry little fucker! I love it, I Loooove it!!" [Link] |
| eduardo911 Senior Member 1299 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 29 2007 : 4:00AM [Link] |
| palominorn Member I'M RICH BIATCH! 956 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Jun 29 2007 : 8:18AM [Link] |
| Crate_Invader Member 13 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Feb 15 2008 : 9:09PM [Link] |
| bps Member 313 Posts 2/07 | Posted - Feb 15 2008 : 11:52PM [Link] |
| Kensington Chapp Senior Citizen Mine is the biggest. 610 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Feb 16 2008 : 12:37PM If I want quagging I'll fuck a duck.  [Link] |
| backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Feb 16 2008 : 1:23PM I always thought it sounded more like guck guck guck not quag. I can't fucking stand it. [Link] |
| Sean Renaud Member 181 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Feb 16 2008 : 1:33PM I'm gonna label quagging under "Britney Spears". I use that label on anything that you know goes platinum but nobody enjoys and even our children/siblings wouldn't be caught dead with. [Link] |
| sam46 Deactivated User 564 Posts 1/07 | Posted - Feb 16 2008 : 2:01PM Sales are way down and that's the main reason. [Link] |
| dead horse Most Beaten Member 305 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Feb 16 2008 : 2:04PM [Link] |
| Kensington Chapp Senior Citizen Mine is the biggest. 610 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Feb 16 2008 : 5:19PM I hope it signed a release. [Link] |
| BigBoy Senior Member 3359 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Feb 17 2008 : 12:43AM when I read that I laughed out loud. [Link] |
| nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Feb 17 2008 : 1:43AM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Feb 17 2008 : 5:11AM I think it's probably just hated around here because these people don't seem to really like anything. The same people who condemn gagging condemn anything that's seriously hardcore. Edited by - randomprecision on 2/17/2008 5:32:10 AM [Link] |
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