On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09
Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 8:36AM
I'm curious now, do you prefer yours straight from the source, or do you season it first? Is it the main course or an appitizer? What condiments do you use to complimenet the taste? Edited by - rosco fuji on 1/27/2011 9:33:30 AM
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BrazilianDude Deactivated User
Minha Vaidade me deixou cansado 351 Posts 8/09
Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 9:28AM
man, i understand your point of view but don't make it look like scat is accepted in europe because it's not, no one eats shit over there or thinks it's a refined fetish, no matter where you are, scat is disgusting, sick, revolting and even detrimental to health, it should NOT be allowed, the government has the obligation to care for the mental and physical health of its citizens, vile acts like scat should be outlawed.
With my last few posts i have been teasing craigjames and Herr Doktor,this is my take on scat and some other "fetishes" that some of us "don't get" or do not want to get....ever. Lets start with toilets habits,no im not taking the piss lol.Watersports seems to be acceptable in porn movies and i have seen several porn girls not flinching as they pee on camera(im not talking full blown piss titles here,giving or receiving)it just seems to be ok for it to be "risque" or "daring" and yet there are people out there who find it disgusting and a big no no in porn or as part of there sex life,truth is you can only piss with the cock you have been given,what am i talking about..who knows lol(it is an old saying)..please read on So back to piss movies and i must admit i am a fan of the amber nectar(tastes better than Fosters Lager,im joking),only viewing i might add as have never done it in my private life and do not know if i would fancy trying it.My porn collection is very varied and because i might watch something does not mean i am keen to do those acts in my own sex life..when i get a sex life lol,down Shep. I like watching the 666 movies from john Thompson,why do i find piss movies ok-i think it's hard to explain really,i like the whole nasty aspect to it and the wow factor that beautiful girls are into getting peed on.Lets face it pissing is even socially acceptable(no laughing at the back please)How many guys,maybe even girls have no problem peeing outside,maybe you are coming back from the pub/club/friends/ or whatever and you are bursting and have been caught short, how many have darted up a alley/quiet place and peed..but would the same people ever take a shit outdoors if they were bursting..i think not,more on that later.(oh what a tease lol) There are also other fetishes that people go for,Vomit/Spitting/Menstrual Porn etc and yet a large percentage of people find that off limits/disgusting etc,some people find Real Dolls disturbing?.So is scat really all that bad..i guess it's down to the individual and what makes them tick and who knows how we all get these kinks and perversions that grow on us until we want to try it out in "real time" I remember i worked with this guy years ago(i think he is now working at the Bingo,im joking) and his thing in porn was older women,and when i mean old i mean coffin dodgers..he was into women over 80 which i found incredible,but that was his thing..Bingo Wings and Blue Rinse Perms done it for him..just think off all those hot babes at 18/19 entering into porn and this guy did not see what the big fuss was about. So now onto the doo doo,personally it is not for me i would not watch it if even the biggest Studios and Porn Girls were into it.Some people do like a milder form of scat in the shape of dirty ass to mouth scenes but again im a fan of super clean anal scenes and even the thought of it gets me heaving.As i mentioned before no one seems to have a fear of peeing outside. Im sure many a guy has written his "initials" on a wall or floor..even if it was not in his own handwriting lol(shh don't tell the wife).But the same people who might be bursting for a crap would not think twice to hold it in until they got home,im guessing nearly everyone would do the same..would some people really head down an alley and give birth to Meat Loaf's daughter,im shocked.I have no idea what im trying to say here lol. I think im just going by what us Humans find acceptable behavior regarding the Number 2,my God i will not even use a friends or neighbors toilet for fear of... 1-Stinking the place out,it's just not the done thing is it 2-Fear of it being a 2/3 flusher,this is one brown baby that does not want to be parted from a rather nervous "Dad",even with a foot on the lid you can hear the growls as it resists the temptation to just "leave quietly" 3-The no toilet paper scenario,what do you do..shuffle about like a crab hoping to find a stray toilet roll on the window ledge.Or worse if it was not a "clean" shit and this thing has caused severe damage and needs attention asap,do you take your sock off and wipe your ass and either flush sock away(good luck) or hide it in the top of the toilet for them to "find" months later.(answers on the back of a 1 sheet ply toilet roll please) 4-The thought that you are taking soooo long that they KNOW you are in there releasing a chocolate hostage.Oh the shame indeed. So what happens when you come out the toilet,only to find that 2 house guests are already dead from the fumes from your shit and 1 other family member is in a coma..as the knock at the door goes a little old Lady stands with a handkerchief over her mouth and coughs and splutters "Quick get out,i think it's Mustard Gas son" Lets face it we are not turd friendly im telling you,ok you do get the Campers/Ramblers etc who see it as the whole outdoor experience to piss and shit outdoors to be at one with nature but apart from that Shit has got us running scared...shit scared. So what for the people who enjoy it,i think they will always struggle to make others see that it's a fetish and to be enjoyed,there are titles out there that cater for it and i have no idea how popular it is as far as movies go..now the bombshell news I HAVE SEEN A SCAT SCENE,well not really seen more like subjected to and it was not even a whole scene..more like one bite lol Years ago before most of my friends settled down we used to have a "lad's night" in which consisted of watching sports(football) drinking beer,playing computer games then to finish it off the porn movies came out.I guess we were like a bunch of Frat Pack guys as we had the beers and shouting at the screen etc,all a laugh.As weeks went by the porn titles became more ott,until that fateful night..or was it fateful shite. The porn movie had went on and as usual we were all getting drunk,it started off with the girl giving the guy a BJ,nothing wrong with that then some rimming action then before anyone could say anything the guy was squatting over the girl and BOOM the screams of 7 guys rang around the room,surely that was not a turd that she just took in her mouth,not only that but she reached up and took a bite out of that curly wurly,i was shocked,i actually felt sick and laughter soon turned to jeers. It was not love at first shite for stinkfist. Edited by - stinkfist on 1/27/2011 10:21:45 AM
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07
Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 12:02PM
If Vivid does not with to get with the program and become more sexually advanced then it will wilt on the vine as more talented artists such as Max grab the baton of leadership and march forward into the brave new world of advanced porn. By moving into dog sex and scat producers will no longer need to worry about condoms which should be a relief. Edited by - herr doktor on 1/26/2011 8:59:21 PM [/quote] I'm not with Vivid. I agree, they should be the leaders in scat and dog movies. You should write to Steven Hirsch and tell him that. And yes, I am sure you are right about Max, he looks really happy in jail. I am sure that when he gets out, he will want to go right back in.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07
Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 12:06PM
There is one thing that I draw the line at and that is a man with hemorrhoids shitting in a beautiful young lady's willing receptive mouth. It is necessary that all hairy arse holes be smooth and not be obstructed with deep purple red hemorrhoids which I find quite disgusting. Of course thanks to modern medical science hemorrhoids easily be removed Hemorrhoid surgery prior to participating in scat. Edited by - herr doktor on 1/27/2011 12:31:44 AM [/quote] That is so weird, some people find that highly erotic. You really need to open your mind to a nice fat hemorrhoid expelling a very painful turd, possibly bursting in a young girls mouth. You are not really thinking with a European mind here.
I am so glad that you asked that question! I decided to go straight to the source and ask Sabrina Johnson for her Belgium turd sauce recipe. So without further ado here is the recipe. Take 1 fresh 8 inch turd from the hairy arse hole of a French man (French turds are preferred due to the French diet) and carefully lay the turd in a shallow pan, add 1/2 cup of fresh milk, cracked pepper to taste, 1/3 cup of finely sifted flower, 1 stick of fresh butter and 1/2 cup of cognac. Smash the turd down with a spatula and stir the ingredients over low heat until you have rendered a nice orange brown turd sauce. Ask a French man to lay another 8 inch turd on a fine French china plate and slowly pour the turd sauce over the fresh turd. Serve with a side of boiled cabbage. Lemon Perrier water to drink served with a fresh lemon and one eye dropper of fine yellow piss. Bon Appetit.
Lmao!! The recipe says "pepper to taste." You could pour a whole container of pepper on some shit and it'll still just taste like shit. And if you are incarcerated and you eat/play with feces you receive mental help.
I agree Gore Gore Girl. For the life of me I cannot see the difference between a young lady deep french kissing the puckered arse hole and licking up and and down the hairy arse crack of a man and simply eating a nice well prepared turd. Is a little shit acceptable while a more substantial serving verboten? Shit is shit and at least in europe, it is perfectly acceptable to eat shit. Europeans have a hard time understanding such american sayings as "Eat shit and die" especially given the fact that shit has been part of their diet since the beginning of time. In europe there are different grades of shit with the highest A grade being reserved for little truffle sized round shit balls. People have little shit nets in their bathroom so as to scoop up round shit balls (which are quite rare). They then sell their shit balls to a food processor who vacuum packs same in small glass jars and offers them for sale in the spice section of the finest european grocery stores. Often times when europeans roast a turkey, capon, duck or goose they will place one dry shit ball in the stuffing. During dinner the lucky diner who receives a shit ball in his stuffing is toasted and congratulated for his good fortune. I must say that I am at a loss for words when I contemplate the American distaste for shit.
Indeed. I had one other ID before the Randomprecision one that I used to make maybe 5 posts. Then I forgot about ADT for about 6 months or something and had to make a new ID because I couldn't remember what the old one was. I can't imagine creating a user ID for a forum, not using it and even bothering to keep up with the info for 8 years.
Many men who are into scat enjoy chewing on used tampons. Here is a guide to help young ladies properly insert a tampon plus it is helpful to men who are looking for used tampons for their collections. I suggest that girls carry a used tampon in their purses instead of pepper spray. Wave it in the man's face and he will scurry away with his cock between his legs. Proper insertion of a tampon
I'm sure the unpublished photos following the set mentioned in this thread are of a French Chef scrambling to collect the specimens. Gritty and artistic, hint of seasalt.
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craigjames Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 9:05PM
Where have I been you ask? Well, unlike the rest of you, I HAVE A LIFE and REAL FRIENDS. I have better things to do with my time than engage in belittling others. I get no kick from doing that so, I'd rather not do it. By the way, what ever happened to ETIQUETTE? Or, do the rest of you get a pass on etiquette. And, Mr Woody, grow up and stop acting like your shoe size.
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craigjames Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 9:17PM
Yes I do love shit, Why else would I continue to read all of this excrement being posted here. My my, you folks sure have much venom to spew. If you feel better and are able to direct your venom at me rather than harm another human being who may simply hold a different opinion than you then, I accept the job as whipping post. Frankly, why do yo have so much idle time in your lives that you can spend it here. Don't you "men" have females you can occupy your time with? Just curious.
Suburbia stop pushing, i know what im doing. 204 Posts 8/10
Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 9:33PM
Yah dude, I got a gf. She's hot and fucks like a pornstar. I also have a boring job with lil work to do and a droid. Do the math and just stop sounding so fucking condecending.
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craigjames Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 9:46PM
Me condescending? (note correct spelling) Me thinks thou protests too much! Why do you folks feel the need to use words like "fucking"? Can't you say anything without vulgar expletives?
I do too. If someone wants to eat shit, so what? How's that different from A2M or deep rimming? Everybody's getting all fussy when scat is brought up. Jesus, there's always gonna be some genres you don't "get". Just shut the fuck up about it and move on. I don't get chicks fucking dudes with strapons, but you don't see me putting it down in the threads about it. BBW's strike me as very unappealing as well but I don't go on tirades about how the government should stop people from being fat because it's unhealthy. People have kinks that they can't explain. That's life. Grow the fuck up and go post in another thread if all you're gonna do is bitch. This is the exact same thing as people going in boob job threads just to complain about how boob jobs are evil. That's trolling as well. there's like 2 million other posts on this site...go read some of those and quit bitching about what you don't like.
Uh, check out the huuuuge 'Dirty A2M' threads on here and see how long they are. I've seen shit on dude's dicks when they pull out of a girl's ass and the girls just suck it like it wasn't there. Claudia Adkins did it in an old Ana/Diabolic vid. There's another thread on here somewhere about instances like that. Enemas aren't foolproof, chief. If you want that, the girls would have to get colonics prior to every scene and have their colon disinfected. Just because you have an enema it doesn't mean that the place your shit has lived all your life is gonna be squeeky clean and fresh and safe to stick your tongue in.
Yeah, I've tried to stay out of that thread. I found the OP's fanatical stridency drew me into this one. That, and his screen name. Who knew that the ESPN analyst and former SMU running back was into scat? Not me.
I see no reason to continue being subjected to the ridicule and insults that have been directed at me so, I am not interested in anything this forum has to offer on any topic and, I am too busy in my personal life to read every post on this topic. Therefore, I am terminating my membership here and, hope that at some point, you folks can find tolerance of all people who may be different than you. Of course, I do not include or condone behavior which is illegal or immoral. That would include causing harm or injury to the innocent in the name of pleasure or gratification. This will be my last entry.
My good man, I implore you not to leave. We need more people who are into shit, the more the merrier. Shit is becoming mainstream now and is perfectly acceptable. Google Lez-Poo and learn about the new world of shit porn. We must be opened minded. May you enjoy the brown.
I am with you on this. I think it's very naive to just come down so hard on scat fans, while being completely accepting and in a lot of cases, fans of ATMS, ATOGMs and enema porn. If you have high definition TV, or you talk to some porn stars on a personal level and they feel comfortable enough to tell you....you'd be surprised how often "shit" occurs during anal scenes. In my personal life, I know or have known at least 6 girls who are turned on by scat in some shape or form. I know 3 Porn Stars, girls most of you know and have seen in many movies....who have admitted to me privately being turned on by scat and a little shit being involved in sex...but they fear the wrath of all these hypocritical fanatics to much to ever admit it in public. Btw, just because someone is a fan of scat, doesn't mean he/she actually practices it. I would say most "fans" of this fetish don't actually practice it themselves, but just get off to watching it. There are plenty of fetishes out there which I find WAY MORE dangerous and gross then scat ever could. Snuff is one example, slicing people open to get off is gross and sick. Pedophelia is wrong and sick. incorporating serious violence and promoting it in sex is wrong and sick. Please go on these crusades about those, if you really feel the need.......not something adults agree to doing amongst themselves without hurting anyone in any way. Edited by - chuckthefreak on 1/30/2011 4:54:01 PM
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07
Posted - Jan 28 2011 : 12:32PM
Wow, I guess you really take your shit seriously. If you can't laugh at yourself, especially when you come on here and declare your love for poop, you really should stay off and play with your friends. Are your friends in to shit too? Do they know you like to play with your shit? Bet not. I wonder if you work for Andy Gump? Now that would be funny.
I'm not a fan of ATM, rimming or any kind of porn that requires one person to come into contact with fecal matter in any quantity so scat porn is very high on things that I don't want to see. I'm assuming by your statement that you aren't going to volunteer the name of these 3 well known pornstars that enjoy scat. This would be a great time for you to name them because it appears that scat is a very very popular fetish and they could be making a lot of money with it.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07
Posted - Jan 28 2011 : 12:39PM
See ya, but I have to tell you, you gave up some information that I can never unknow. I mean you said it, I read it, and now I am scarred for the rest of my life. I could really care less what gets you off, but you trying to rationalize your sick obsession with doody, and look for common ground here is somewhat amusing. I am sure there is a website for doody lovers. I think it is sponsored by Depends.
You came here angry because any normal person sees scat as vile obscenity, and no matter how hard you try, this will NEVER change. And with that you also implied it's wrong for normal people to find scat a disgusting act. Did you really think you were going to convince anybody with an attitude like that? You can't just look at this from your own point of view. You are into this kind of thing, you have probably seen it so much that to YOU it's no big deal anymore. But you must realise that a normal person hasn't even HEARD of some of the shit you see in scat. So really, it's unreasonable for people to be outraged when they are confronted with the details of this niche? So your vocal way of going about it is the reason you're not being taken seriously. Hell, if I was you and I had a sick fetish like this I wouldn't let anybody ever know about it.
the fact that the word doody is used in this thread is amusing. Out of the 100 or so women I've slept with in my lifetime only 1, yes 1 admitted she is into that stuff and only to a very mild degree.
Audrey Madison Interview
Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 2:51AM
