Never worked at a place nice enough to want to have sex there.
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Posted - Jun 13 2003 : 5:47AM
Yes, both:
I wank a lot while I work on written translations for my brother. I work at home. My office is more like a room, with all walls covered with porn posters, porn-magizins lying around everywhere, 2 computers on my desk and a huge tv-screen in front of me. I often have a porn dvd running with the sound turned down while I translate, sometimes there is another dvd running on the other laptop on my desk. Sometimes I just cannot hold it back. I coverd my keyboard with cum already 3 times, so what...makes work easier at least.
Sex at work I have ever so often when my brother orders call-girls to celebrate a contract or to make our Western partners more willing to work together with us. A pity this happens only twice per month or so. With a lot of training I also reached the point I can normally stay hard to cooperate fucking a call girl dp. Even with foreigners dick so close it works meanwhile. Its quite some fun, normally.
Actually, no, never. It's a conversation that often happens w. my friends & thet're always surprised that I've never even jacked off in the loo. I guess I'm just too busy smoking gazillions of cigarettes during my break.
I used to work various hours that were strange. 12 hour stints on the weekend when I was the only one there, occasionally overnight shifts. Sometimes my GF would come visit me at work, bearing food or some other nice thing (CDs, etc). Sometimes we'd indulge.
As long as I kept the machines running with no interruptions I was basically free to do whatever I wanted to anyway (read, do work for uni, go to the shops to buy food, etc) so I wasn't even ripping off my employer! ;)
hm.. maybe I should look into going back there to work the weekends... it was good money too :D
When I was younger (16 or 17) I did things like that all the time. My first job, my boyfriend would come and visit and we'd go in the bathroom and have sex. Also with one of the co-workers, he dared me to give him a bj in the stockroom, so I did. Also, when I worked at the mall, there was a cute guy that worked in a store across the way, so when everything was closed up, I'd go to his store and we'd have sex on the floor.
Okay, that's not fair - it was part of your job. <grin>
How about this for all of those in the industry answering this: Have you ever had sex / masturbated at work when the cameras weren't rolling and it wasn't a requirement of the job, but for personal reasons?
Oh, and to answer myself. Several jobs ago I did indeed masturbate in the company bathroom. I can't remember why now, but something had aroused me and I needed the release. No to any actual sex. Would I? Yes, everything else being equal (which currently means if it were with my wife) and I knew I wasn't going to get caught.
As a firefighter onm a night shift I have watched many many pornos, both on my own and alongside colleagues (although those days are passing) but i have never masturbated at work.
What I have done is used work as a springboard of sexual frustration onto great wanks and sex the next day!!!
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Posted - Jun 27 2003 : 7:49PM
i have sex at the office all the time
no, really that's how it all started - when drew and i worked long nights at the office. i had these perfect big soled sandals - made the standup quickie in the server room easy.
As for me, there have been times when I've been stuck at work late at night -- and especially when I've felt really deprived of the company of my wife and kids and have gotten exhausted just grinding away at the paperwork -- that I've closed and locked my office door, clicked on my browser, surfed the web, and wanked-off to cyber-porn.
However, because I regard my workplace as a fairly toxic environment these days, the idea of having sex with my wife here (at work -- that's where I am at this very moment, taking an "ADT break") holds no appeal. It would feel kind of like making love right next to a nuclear waste plant.
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Posted - Jun 28 2003 : 3:36PM
XRentGuy - so a little server room sex improves your opinion of me? how about this...
drew and i worked together at a previous job. i stuck around after he left the company (it was going bankrupt) and became good friends with the guy in charge of our division. apparantly he knew for a while that drew and i were having sex at the office. someone saw hand and foot prints on drew's desk and me head straight for the bathroom. and we thought we were so discreet :) the person who saw was trying to get us in trouble, but the guy in charge was like what the hell, they get their work done, who cares.
then there was the electric room at the next job... ;)
office sex helps motivate employees. too bad there's so much sexual harrassment paranoia.
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Posted - Jun 28 2003 : 4:01PM
i didn't realize it was the server part that was the big turn on :) if you can find a girl who gets turned on by servers you'll be the envy of IT guys everywhere.
or rather if you can find a girl you'll be the envy of IT guys everywhere ;)