Uh..well this certainly does.If that's not what you intended they hey, no harm done. But we get people popping in occasion thinking that's what it's gonna be like here so I put it out there when things sound like that.
I apologize in advance for opening my mouth, but please...why do people have to be so uptight?...this is a porn message forum, ease up a bit on everyone, no?
Ah yes, sweat, the subject of many hot and steamy erotic encounters. More excerpts:
Home at the Movies: Our eyes lock. Sweat is dripping off my chin and lands on her belly.
Talk Dirty to Me: His every thrust seems to pump me up even more, to the peak of the precipice. Hard muscles and sweat, grinding and thrashing and screaming, then blinding explosion. My white hot cum is suspended in air, frozen by the strobe of my brain.
And if you'd like a copy of these in their entirety, go fish at clitical.com.
Does that salty warm wetness make me roll my eyes and curl my toes and scream in ecstasy when I'm nibbling my/his/her shoulder? No more than any other healthy glandular secretion (precum, saliva, pussy juice, cum.)
Does anyone like TJ Hart, Mickey G., Tina Tyler, Billy Brandt, or Chloe? Does anyone think Dirk Yates' stuff is beneath review, the only saving grace being TJ Hart or Tina Tyler in a few? Does anyone like to eat cream pie? Yes, yes, yes.
Honestly, I taught ze same ting as Luna. It's in the vording. I mean, sweat, porn and undervear, it sounds like an ad on eBay. It is creepy. You get a sense for dese tings ven you've been moderator as long as Lunazi has.
Ve are not ze Sex Nazis, ve are ze Creep Nazis. You vill all cooperate, and you vill not be hurt, ja? Gut.
OK, I've had my fun (go fish is a bit rude). Let's move on to the gist of things and let me offer a little advice.
Listing your physical attributes and state of arousal does read like a personal ad (Hi, I'm a cute young college coed and I'd really like you to visit my web cam. I'm hot and waiting for you.) Stating your relationship status and sexual preference are OK if they are pertinent to the discussion.
You really have two questions that should be addressed in different forums.
Your first question is quite appropriate for Sex Talk, but I would have worded it differently:
I find sweat sexually stimulating and the taste of it adds to my sexual arousal, especially while masturbating to porn. Does anyone else find this to be a turn-on?
My real answer: It's another sensory input. Sweat is salty, and I acknowledge the taste. On some level it does heighten my arousal, but not to the point of it being kink.
As for your second question about Shane Rockford, this should probably be posted to the Gay DVD forum if you expect any answers.
And as for my cream pie thing, it's time for more fun:
How I beg and I try Got a thing for cream pie But my wife is so squeamish it seems
She won't let me go down When my pud's on her mound It is all like a very bad dream
I know, the last line is a bit forced, but I had to come up with something.
You know, i really am surprised at just how seriously my post has been taken...i think it's *incredible*. Is this a Yank thing or are Europeans a lot more laid back?