Taking a porn star home to mom

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Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 11:52AM Let's say you're an average, boring middle-class white guy -- maybe an accountant, a salesman, an engineer. You are given the gift of being able to choose a porn star to pursue a serious long-term relationship with. The only consideration for the purpose of this hypothetical, aside from the given that you find her attractive and want to have sex with her, is that, when you take her home to meet Mom and Dad, she has to be able to comvince the folks that she's a very sweet girl who fits into your middle-class existence. In other words, based on how she presents herself to them, they won't even remotely think about associating her with porn, stripping, escorting, drugs, etc. To them, she could plausibly pass as a young, attractive, intelligent, white- or pink-collar worker. Based on personal knowledge or what you've seen in on-screen interviews, which performers do you think would present themselves to dear old mom and dad so that they wouldn't have a clue? Topic Moved by - Jonny Jay on Apr 21 2012 [Link]
BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 12:15PM Well, the tattooed and pierced girls might be a tough sell [Link]
Midtown Deactivated User 299 Posts 7/05	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 12:33PM Monique Alexander [Link]
Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 12:35PM It almost sounds as if you're pulling a scenario out of "The Girl Next Door"... I wouldn't bother, if I can't be proud of who I'm dating...how can I expect my parents to be? When I say "proud", I mean proud enough not to give a shit about what my parents think based on the decision whom I choose to mate with. Quite frankly, it's none of their business. You can only be mama's "little boy" so long. My parents are in their 60/70's anyway, I'm only 26). Don't get me wrong, I love my folks to death. But in reality, if they can't get over it, I'd risk not talking to them until they can....pornstar or not. Also, what makes a pornstar "not" middle-class? Many of these girls have heads on their shoulders, it just takes a very open-minded individual in order to have any type of sexual relation with them. That's my take, anyhow... ~E Pete Zaface wrote: The only consideration for the purpose of this hypothetical, aside from the given that you find her attractive and want to have sex with her, is that, when you take her home to meet Mom and Dad, she has to be able to comvince the folks that she's a very sweet girl who fits into your middle-class existence. Click to expand Edited by - eric381 on 2/5/2006 12:36:15 PM [Link]
Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 12:51PM You're making a very simple question much more complicated than it needs to be. It's not about you or whom you'd date with pride. It's about the women I'll put it like this: Which porn performers, if you took them home to Mom and Dad, would elicit a reaction of "No way!" when Mom and Dad found out six months later what they really did for a living? [Link]

threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 12:54PM Avoid the ones with obvious meth mouth. [Link]
de25ge Member yes I'm virilis 954 Posts 11/05	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 1:02PM Someone like her wouldn't be the best choicelink Or taking Vicky Vette home would probably lead to, my father leaving my mother and taking Vicky away from me. So just the good lookin' (plain) girl I like...link (she looks innocent even with a piercing) probably no pornstar [Link]
The Dude Deactivated User In the Sex Palace 228 Posts 2/06	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 6:06PM First the whole D fake tits would be a serious killer, then the cloaths are important(don`t look too slutty) and finally act with class and be polite. Simple as that. Thats the true, because the Dude said so. [Link]
Jacco All-Star Member "liable to deprave and corrupt" 2673 Posts 5/04	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 6:12PM I would just take her to meet Mom and tell my Mom honestly what she does. I don't see a problem there. Jacco [Link]
FLYGUY Senior Member Good Night and Good Hockey 1355 Posts 7/05	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 7:16PM Teagan.. [Link]
Ordell Deactivated User 1042 Posts 6/05	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 7:33PM Considering that I'm 39, I'd feel funny taking a young'un home because of her age, to say nothing of her profession. Now if it was Rayveness, I'd deal with the shit from the folks. :) [Link]
xxxguy Member Delaware 36 Posts 7/04	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 8:11PM Here is my opinion. It doesn't make a damn bit of difference to me what my parents think about anyone I bring home. Of course I would like my parents to like her but if they do not approve of the girl I bring home (porn star or otherwise) Then I have no time to hear there crap. I realize that doesn't really answer the question so let me say this: I believe that any porn star/stripper that cares enough about me to come home to meet my parents is able to present herself with charm and dignity because remember: Porn Stars are people first, she has a life outside of porn where I am sure she is spectacular, after all she IS with me. lol. Sorry to get a little serious there but I don't like these hypothetical that imply that porn stars are lepars that cannot possibly be normal outside of their jobs. It Bullshit. But that's just my opinion. xxxguy [Link]
nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 8:48PM Pamela Peaks. [Link]
bill_russell_6 Deactivated User Montevideo, Uruguay 563 Posts 12/05	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 8:56PM xxxguy wrote: Here is my opinion. It doesn't make a damn bit of difference to me what my parents think about anyone I bring home. Of course I would like my parents to like her but if they do not approve of the girl I bring home (porn star or otherwise) Then I have no time to hear there crap. I realize that doesn't really answer the question so let me say this: I believe that any porn star/stripper that cares enough about me to come home to meet my parents is able to present herself with charm and dignity because remember: Porn Stars are people first, she has a life outside of porn where I am sure she is spectacular, after all she IS with me. lol. Sorry to get a little serious there but I don't like these hypothetical that imply that porn stars are lepars that cannot possibly be normal outside of their jobs. It Bullshit. But that's just my opinion. xxxguy Click to expand agree 100%, i still have this fantasy to have a pornstar as my wife, i know it is almost impossible most of all because where i live and my chance to meet a real fampur pornslut, but that is still my dream. Edited by - bill_russell_6 on 2/6/2006 4:46:13 AM [Link]
GaySatyr Senior Member Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat! 1684 Posts 10/00	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 9:51PM I'm sure that my mother would approve (more or less) of anyone I brought home -- like JCvD or Toni Ribas.... [:p)] ~ GaySatyr (ABB) [Link]

prophet Member 28 Posts 11/04	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 10:15PM Carmen Luvana No question! I have met many pornstars and hung out with them! Chasey Lain, Nina Hartley! The were both nice! But without a doubt Carment Luvana was the sweetest and realist person you could ever expect to meet in out or out of porn! [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 10:20PM First of all, this is more likely a poll. Second, I do come across as a boring middle class guy. I am an Asian engineer and usually don't let my wild side show for no reason. Third, I have gone out with strippers and an escort. That is actually gone out with, not had a paid experience. The first part to remember is that she may not want to hide so much of what she is. I naturally camoflague because of disposition and mood. Not everybody is like that. Some want to 'live life out loud'. Its how they express their honesty about themselves. They might not want to camoflague. It can be partly a power game, or you may simply not be worth it. Then there is the question of actual ability and sufficient knowledge of ettiquette & how people of different social groups act. More importantly, I wouldn't ask such a thing for a long term relationship. For a short term relationship, they never meet the folks. Many could, if they were sufficiently motivated. At least for a few hours. [Link]
cum stains Member 44 Posts 11/05	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 10:20PM My parents wouldn't be surprised if I brought a porn star home. The last guy I brought home had 4 lip piercings. [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 10:24PM Sure, but how much meat was he packing? [Link]
morbidthoughts All-Star Member Big cats scare me but... 3627 Posts 1/03	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 10:25PM Last thing I need is my parents nagging at me Costanza style. I don't bring home any girls to meet the parents until it's engagement time. There's always going to be something wrong. Even when I had female friends that were just hanging out with me; they would make snarky comments left and right(it has to come somewhere doesn't it?). Hypothetically, though, girls that they would never suspect. Charlotte Stokely, Tiana Lynn, Hailey Young, Brianna Love... Oh wait, they want an asian (or part). Maybe the Cris Taliana from two years ago. They would suspect something is up with Katsumi though. They'd definitely bitch about the age thing. Edited by - morbidthoughts on 2/5/2006 10:27:13 PM [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 10:28PM On that vein (since I have Chinese parents too), Asia Carerra would have no issues. Charmane Starr if she wore something with sleeves. Believe me, I would be grilled over that. [Link]
cum stains Member 44 Posts 11/05	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 10:32PM Now that i think about it, my parents would be happy if I brought any girl home. [Link]
nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 10:55PM Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey, this is my Mom and Dad. Now show 'em them titties... [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 11:06PM A lot of those Eastern European porn stars have classy good looks and the language barrier will help. [Link]
morbidthoughts All-Star Member Big cats scare me but... 3627 Posts 1/03	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 11:10PM My parents would suspect something right away then. More likely mail order bride though. [Link]

morbidthoughts All-Star Member Big cats scare me but... 3627 Posts 1/03	Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 11:13PM croy wrote: The first part to remember is that she may not want to hide so much of what she is. I naturally camoflague because of disposition and mood. Not everybody is like that. Some want to 'live life out loud'. Its how they express their honesty about themselves. Click to expand Reminds me of the time I went to dinner with Missy Monroe in conservative suburban Houston. [Link]
T.L.Tycoon Member 416 Posts 12/03	Posted - Feb 6 2006 : 1:57AM My Parents would not question the girl I bring home,but instead would question the girl as to why she is with me in the first place. My whole family knows Im a corndog and a supreme womanizer. I get bored with girls very quick and treat some of them very badly.Yeah! They would look at her and ask,what about him do you like? He will leave you after hes finished with you. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02	Posted - Feb 6 2006 : 2:24AM I don't know any porn stars well enough to take home to my parents. However, the few that I've met were all very nice. Granted, we only chatted for a few minutes, but none of them asked if their boyfriend could stay at my place until the cops stopped looking for him. I'm sure that my parents would be happy with any woman I was happy with. Having said that, I wouldn't be serious about a woman who could be confrontational with the rest of my family. I'm not big on drama queens. [Link]
canadianjersey Member Vancouver, BC, CANADA! 991 Posts 2/04	Posted - Feb 6 2006 : 2:43AM Sunny Leone - Perfect choice! Taryn Thomas Carmen Luvana - but no one would believe me! [Link]
myadultgroups Deactivated User Los Angeles 755 Posts 10/04	Posted - Feb 6 2006 : 4:30AM Pete Zaface wrote: Let's say you're an average, boring middle-class white guy -- maybe an accountant, a salesman, an engineer. You are given the gift of being able to choose a porn star to pursue a serious long-term relationship with. The only consideration for the purpose of this hypothetical, aside from the given that you find her attractive and want to have sex with her, is that, when you take her home to meet Mom and Dad, she has to be able to comvince the folks that she's a very sweet girl who fits into your middle-class existence. In other words, based on how she presents herself to them, they won't even remotely think about associating her with porn, stripping, escorting, drugs, etc. To them, she could plausibly pass as a young, attractive, intelligent, white- or pink-collar worker. Based on personal knowledge or what you've seen in on-screen interviews, which performers do you think would present themselves to dear old mom and dad so that they wouldn't have a clue? Click to expand Julia Ann Teagan Those two come to mind, because they don't have 'the porn look'. Their hair colors are normal, they wear a slight trace of makeup when not working, and don't wear 'porn clothes' when not working. I saw Julia Ann at the Venetian sitting in front of a slot machine and she totally blended in as a tourist. I only recognized her when I saw her face. Edited by - myadultgroups on 2/6/2006 4:33:39 AM [Link]
JennaRulez2006 Member The Best things In Life Are Chocolate 732 Posts 11/05	Posted - Feb 6 2006 : 8:37AM Carmen Luvana would be someone who parents would adore. She looks sweet and is so gorgeous. Bet if you told dad she was a porn star he would give ya the thumbs up...mom would not believe she was one LOL...until she found dad's stash of Carmen porn... [Link]
The Fly Is Open Member Where in the hell is my grilled cheese? 575 Posts 3/05	Posted - Feb 6 2006 : 11:20AM Hypothetically, I'd bet that I could take Eva Angelina home and, breast augmentation aside, my family wouldn't suspect much based on appearance. [Link]
dicknjane Member 171 Posts 1/06	Posted - Feb 6 2006 : 4:31PM Pete Zaface wrote: Let's say you're an average, boring middle-class white guy -- maybe an accountant, a salesman, an engineer. You are given the gift of being able to choose a porn star to pursue a serious long-term relationship with. Click to expand Pete, i think there are lots of porn chicks with fresh girl next door looks who are still learning new tricks. Taryn Thomas, Alecktra Blue, Teagan, Claire Robbins come to mind to name a few. i don't think any of them would pose a problem getting mom and dad's approval .... now my wife Jane is going to be a tough sell. [Link]
MBigDaddyM Member 103 Posts 5/04	Posted - Feb 6 2006 : 5:08PM I'd take Tiana Lynn home to meet mom and dad. Tiana can pull off the good girl routine and she has stated that when it comes to actual relationships she prefers manogamy. I haven't met Tiana but we correspond frequently through her Yahoo Group and despite her obvious physical attributes, The things I like best are that she seems very intelligent, caring and down to earth and those baby blues of her's are incredible. The other thing is my mom has had 2 failed marriages and 3 or 4 failed relationships and her current one is rocky at best so she has no right to say jack shit. My dad on the other hand, would say something to the effect of "Your dating a pornstar?? That's my boy!" -Big Daddy Ever had your ass licked, by a fatman in an overcoat? Edited by - MBigDaddyM on 2/6/2006 5:09:14 PM Edited by - MBigDaddyM on 2/6/2006 5:10:23 PM [Link]
xxxguy Member Delaware 36 Posts 7/04	Posted - Feb 6 2006 : 5:11PM nietzsche, Nice Bloodhound Gang reference. P.S. Brittany Skye [Link]

worlds4got10boy Member California 156 Posts 10/04	Posted - Feb 6 2006 : 7:43PM Ummm.... Kacey Leah Luv Tabetha or <---- Edited by - worlds4got10boy on 2/6/2006 7:44:17 PM [Link]
JennaRulez2006 Member The Best things In Life Are Chocolate 732 Posts 11/05	Posted - Feb 6 2006 : 8:51PM Brittney Skye would be a great girl to bring home to meet mom and dad. She seems to have a really outgoing personality and her sexy eyes would win them over..then say "Did you know she fucks for a living?" and then go from there...she would bat her eyes and flash that smaile and mom and dad would forget that comment LOL...ok maybe not dad because he would be out renting her flicks. [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Feb 6 2006 : 10:36PM morbidthoughts wrote: My parents would suspect something right away then. More likely mail order bride though. Click to expand Yeah, then I'd have to go with a whole discussion on why I didn't by Chinese. [Link]
The Dude Deactivated User In the Sex Palace 228 Posts 2/06	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 2:50AM Personally my parents opinion would matther, cause we have only 2 parents(in my case just 1) and if they hate the girl, would be a probleme on the long term, im not saying my moms need to love any girl im with, but if its going to be a long term relationship, i prefer to. Because like i said, most of the time you broke off with your girlfriend but parents are for life, famillia is famillia. [Link]
lou sapphire Member Take the plan, spin it sideways. 685 Posts 9/02	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 2:57AM it wouldn't be an issue with my parents. [Link]
myadultgroups Deactivated User Los Angeles 755 Posts 10/04	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 2:57AM I forgot about Tiana Lynn. Especially if she wears her glasses, no one would know. [Link]
JennaRulez2006 Member The Best things In Life Are Chocolate 732 Posts 11/05	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 9:02AM My family would not even be shocked. They know I worked as a DJ in Strip Clubs for 9 years in the 90's, met quite a few porn stars then, hung out with peelers alot. They all know I watch porn, even making copies of the movies I have for my uncle and some cousins. So if I brought a porn star home it would not faze anyone. I brought a stripper as my date to one of my cousins' weddings. No one knew she was. She looked stunning. Little did they know LOL. I'd love to bring Alexis Amore as my date to a wedding. She is so beautiful. [Link]
rc7394 Senior Member 1109 Posts 8/04	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 1:22PM Great question Pete! I have the answer!!! Asian women are unassuming so I would bring Charmane Star or Katsumi , maybe even Miko Lee (if she was on her best behavior). I think Katsumi is a real lady in her interviews. Monica Sweetheart and Kacey would definitely fit the bill. They would have Mom and Dad duped for sure. [Link]
imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 4:38PM kylie ireland Mika Tan annie cruz jr king francesca le mark wood all these people can hold it together for at least 24 hours without fucking your mom or brother while no one is looking or stealing your moms meds. [Link]
juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 6:25PM I'm sure Inari Vachs wouldn't raise any suspicion. [Link]
Voyeur32 Member 913 Posts 11/00	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 7:17PM "Avoid the ones with obvious meth mouth." Wasn't meth mouth one of the characters on Fat Albert? Kimi Lixx,Julie Night,Tina Tyler and then everyone else. [Link]
pornlaw Member 578 Posts 10/05	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 7:36PM Its not an easy sell. My mom had a difficult time with it. Obviously she requested that I not tell the rest of the family. Interestingly, the boy-girl stuff didnt bother her but when she switched to girl-girl only she didnt like it. Thank god my mom doesnt have lesbian fantasies! I did tell my brother though. He's not into porn, so he didnt really care. My dad, who passed away more than 15 years ago, would have loved it though. Michael [Link]
Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 8:57PM My point exactly... V32: , but that was mush mouth, wasn't it? Tycoon: That's pure evil (of your folks, that is)!! xxxguy & neitsche: HOORAY for boobies! My folks are 63 & 71 years old...so I don't feel compelled to please them or have an excuse for those I date, whether it be casual or long-term. They also know I'm a boob hound, so bringing home a gal with huge tits wouldn't be surprising in the least. My lil' brother on the other hand, I'd never hear the end of it. "Dude...bro...your screwing a porn star"...yeah, it has a nice ring to it, but not something I'd set my hopes on, lol. I think it comes down to good judgment and the ability to be "a lady on the street and a freak in the bed", to quote one of those rap tunes. As it's oft been mentioned, just because these girls fuck for a living, doesn't meant they can't be classy & debonair out in public. ~E Jacco wrote: I would just take her to meet Mom and tell my Mom honestly what she does. I don't see a problem there. Jacco Click to expand Edited by - eric381 on 2/7/2006 9:19:37 PM [Link]
morbidthoughts All-Star Member Big cats scare me but... 3627 Posts 1/03	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 10:33PM rc7394 wrote: Asian women are unassuming Click to expand I have no idea what the hell that means. [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 10:50PM Would you really want to find out? [Link]
cm37564 Senior Member 1105 Posts 9/05	Posted - Feb 7 2006 : 11:28PM my parents would probably be glad I brought ANYONE home. my choice(s) though? Devinn Lane or Sunrise Adams [Link]