Howdy all! A new year means an All New HeyNow Quickie Review Thread™ for 2007. Thanks to Steph, Drew and the moderators for putting up with this nonsense. ADT has definitely made me a smarter porn consumer and (except a handful of studio websites) is pretty much my one refuge on the Internet for all things porn. Why quickies? First I didn’t think I could poop out a whole review (eventually I did) so to remember what I liked I wrote quick thoughts of each title I saw. When I look at other reviews, like mainstream movies reviews, I just look for the thumbs up or down sign or the number of stars it gets. Enter the A, B or C grade. Rarely a D will be used. I’ll normally just forgo a grade if it is too low.
By now readers might be familiar with my wants and desires from the almighty porn. I love to see anal as long as the production standards are up there: good picture, good color, nearly flawless girls with clean hairless parts. If I’m seeing anal AND ass pimples that won’t get too much of a look from me. As far as vaginal only movies I can see a few of these too – in this case they should be barely legal chicks. I like facials, don’t really care about creampies, I like reverse cowgirl, don’t really care about that spooning position, I like oil and I don’t care about large floppy tits. If you were to ask if I was a boob man, a leg man or an ass man I’d just say I like to see it all.
And then to establish a point of reference, some of my favorite movies last year were Suck it Dry 2 , Load Sharing and Boob Bangers 2 all from Evil Angel and the master Jonni Darkko. Anything from the Darkko is an automatic must get for me. The rest of my favorite "top-shelf" A+ from last year are: Breakin’ ‘em In 8 from Red Light District, Manhandled from Evil Angel, Crude Oil from 3rd Degree and Grand Theft Anal 9 from Zero Tolerance.
In my 2006 Quickie Review Thread, I probably gave quickie reviews and grades to close to 300 movies. I even got invited to a porn party because of that thread. Can you believe that? An old fart like me? This really blew my mind, the fact that me, an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome, should be the star of a Hollywood movie… Err, wait, I guess that really wasn’t the offer. Anyhow, you can see my previous two threads here and here – they pretty much serve as an online record of my likes and dislikes. It’s a blog of sorts – I’ll check back here to see what my opinion was on some long forgotten movie. If someone else can gain by a title suggestion – that is great – more than likely I just don’t give enough information.
I’m pretty forgetful about specific girls but I do try to name them here. Unlike many, I don’t really get off on particular girls – though there are some great exceptions – pretty much if they have tits, an attractive face and a couple of sweet holes I’m watching the scene. Even if I do get into a specific girl, I get sick of seeing her after a dozen or so titles.
So, I’ll give the title, the studio, maybe the director, a grade and a line or two on my likes and dislikes. Anyone else is more than welcomed to pile on, share comments or tell me off. And off to the first "Quickies" entry of 2007:
Sexy Santa from Private B+ Nearly too late for the Santa theme. It was pretty good including a couple of scenes where you see girls dressed up a little like Santa helpers – most of the Santa theme seems to be in the scenes between the sex scenes. Explicit anal throughout.
Slut Puppies 2 from Jules Jordan Video A (Disc 2) I really really liked disc 1 so I was expecting some more hot scenes and since it had a Teagan Presley scene I was NOT disappointed. Disc 1 has Sasha and Mia Rose. I highly recommend this movie.
Whale Tail 3 from Smash B I think this is my first look at Bree Olson – a real hottie that has many of us here at ADT with our undies in a bunch. She lived up to the hype for me. This is probably about the first time I’ve been on the "ground floor" of the excitement surrounding a hot newbie. Her scene is an A , the best of the movie and is the only anal scene. Hot!
Big Wet Asses 9 from Elegant Angel A- At last! William H. gets all these bubble butts the oil down and buttfuckerings captured on video: Avy Scott, Harmony, Sophie Dee, Tiffany Mynx and Velicity Von! A solidly good performance from all and definitely worth a look. No complaints but it was maybe lacking something for me. Maybe it didn’t have an A+ wowsa cabowsa girl for me or maybe it was the same location for each scene – each scene just had the same feel for me. Still, it’s big wet asses and anal in each scene and all that oil. You can’t go wrong. And, ah, the pièce de résistance: Be on the lookout for some down right scary bonus tease with (I believe?) the director himself in a dress (complete with filthy undies). Not to be missed – but not for those with a weak stomach. Seriously, watch this bonus tease after you’ve shot your load. And is that oatmeal?
Cum in My Gaping Butthole 1 from Lethal Hardcore C+ Crude title. Got it to see Mysti May and Sierra Sinn. Ehh, whole visual look of the movie was terrible. I actually ended up liking the two Asian girls the best.
POV Fantasy 6 from Digital Sin B I usually really like this series but this one was just okay. I had no interest in the Egyptian themed Amy Ried scene. I just can’t take these abnormal themed scenes anymore. MILF Rayveness has got it going on in this one. Lots of sly eye contact – sorta reminds me of Tina Tyler in that way. Brother Love saved the best trip for last with the Cameron twins – I’m not sure if they are the real deal or not, I don’t remember any previous talk about them. They have a pretty great scene – though purely vaginal which was a disappointment.
A2M 3 from Anabolic Got this one from a few years ago after being reminded of Brooke Balentyne in a recent thread. Her scene was okay – I think she did her best work and certainly was captured better with her Red Light District movies.
Ready Wet Go 3 from Third Degree A Wow! I loved this one – if you like oil and anal you’ll get into this one. Lots of oil sprayed onto the girls (it’s all one on one stuff here) and plenty of anal (but not every scene.) The #1 hot scene is with Flower Tucci – no surprise there. But Jada Fire gets glistening and I think the rest are from South America and are a lot of fun too.
Cum Beggars 5 from Third Degree B Usually I like Danny Case directed movies – this one was just okay, with 2 or 3 good scenes.
I guess if movies pass by too rapidly to even qualify as a quickie I do a roundup at the end of my post. Plus, I saw a whole slew of unspectacular movies starting with Teen Dreams 12 and Craving Big Cocks 12 from Digital Sin. They aren’t bad - and really have a good look - but are just too tame for me. I wish they could do these movies with maybe 2 anal scenes instead of the all vaginal they are now. Yet, I can’t quite resist these Digital Sin movies because the girls look so good and the production values are what they are.
A minor highlight was seeing April Flowers in the oldie Naughty College School Girls 4 from Digital Sin/New Sensations. April has the best scene of the disc (nearly a classic porno from the year 2000.) Then there was 2wice as Nice from Hustler which did nothing for me even though it is all 2 girls on 1 guy. I just couldn’t get into it.
Why no HeyNow Vegas report? Well, I didn’t go – I guess I am not a true porn fan. I honestly wouldn’t know what to do there anyhow. So, back to my Quickies, I got a little horny to see Addison Rose in a couple of movies – she’s a natural little cutie. Innocent and oh so pure. And tan! She’s out of the business and only left about a dozen scenes behind.
Big Sausage Pizza 5 from Cinema Play B+ The pizza delivery guy is maybe the most clichéd scenario portrayed in porn movies but maybe that is the mainstream interpretation of pornos. In this one, the guys are open up the pizza box and we see his cock sticking up through the middle of the pizza. Some of the girls are into it – one girl even eats some pizza – but some take the box off almost right away. No anal in this one. The technical aspects are really pretty good – so I’m sure I’ll be checking out later episodes (Part 10 has a girl that I am hot for but I have forgotten her name.) I can’t quite see myself watching this whole series though – I think the gimmick would get old.
Tease Me then Please Me 4 from Red Light District A Michael Stefano directs this one - with an especially good scene with Hillary Scott. It 2 girls versus 2 guys in her scene. Lots of anal throughout. Sasha Knox has a pretty fun scene too – get a load of her facial expressions! I guess the tease part here is more than just stripping as they go for some toy play and I guess the please part is butt fucking. Go figure. I don’t think this Stefano guy gets enough credit for putting out some top notch flicks.
Teens Cumming of Age 5 from Platinum X B Mostly vaginal but Roxxxy Rush gets an anal workout. Addison Rose is also in this one (the cover says “Introducing” but I didn’t watch the BTS to see if this is her very first scene or not.) Check out the backcover here if you are wondering why I’m hot on this girl.
Crack Addict 6 from Third Degree B- It starts off with Jenna Haze in a great scene – but the rest are just so-so. Chris Streams directs here – his movies are hit-and-miss for me.
Asswhole 3 from Third Degree A A really good anal movie from Daniel Case. Nadia Styles has an especially good scene – she has some real roast beefy pussy lips and dark too! What a sight to see when the guy blasts a load on her butt and she just stays there showing her goods to the camera for another minute. Katsumi and Sasha Knox also star.
Anal Princess Diaries 2 from Elegant Angel B+ Hillary Scott directs this puppy. There are a couple of hot scenes – one of which is Hillary in glasses looking a little timid (wha?) before she starts gobbling down cock. I did skip over a lot too, like the all girl scene and a long gang bang type scene set in a boxing ring with Hillary and Kelly Wells. I think a lot of guys will like that scene – but it’s just not what I am into right now.
SoCal Coeds 4 from Naughty America C+ At first when I put this in I really thought I had something. Nicely shot with rich colors and the first girl was a stunner. I think it was Sophia Lynn. But overall the sex didn’t seem that hot. Playing the DVD gets a little funky as you skip between scenes which must go to the DVD authoring(?)
Teen Fuck Holes 6 from Platinum X B+ Addison Rose – that shy 19 year old. Just 2 weeks in the business when she shot this one. It’s a rare time that I watched the BTS to see more of a girl. You don’t watch girls like this to see how great they can fuck a man, you watch to see their expression when cock enters her hole. She gets into it pretty quick and soon rides him reverse cowgirl. I like this girl a lot – but the business wasn’t right for her – I know this is sappy to say but I hope everything works out for her in life.
Fresh Outta High School 2 from Digital Sin A Video and audio quality are great as is the norm with this studio – not to mention great girls. All one on one sex here. Rebecca Linares has a great anal scene.
Throat Gaggers 12 from Red Light District B+ All oral. I actually thought this one was pretty good. I’ve read some bad things about it here at ADT already – but for me there were some things I didn’t like at all about some of the Throat Gagger movies (but still much that I did like.) The video quality, lighting and color are all great here – that is just so important too me. Here we get a mix of multiple guys on a girl and some one on ones – with around a dozen scenes there should be something to like.
No worries, HeyNow - I finally made it there for the first time, and it IS overwhelming. Still worth the trip though. Just getting to meet the likes of Amber Rayne, Bree Olson, Natasha Nice (OMFG!), etc. in person made it memorable, to say the least. There's always next year...I've got a bit of a jones for Addison as well. Such a cute girl. Check out "Facial Cum Targets" (I just posted a mini-review of the movie) - great oral/facial disc, and it has a very nice Addison scene. Def. worth watching.
Thanks Cumwhipper – so far BushDVD doesn’t rent 5th Degree movies so it might be awhile until I see that one. I’ve mentioned this on a couple of threads – but Addison Rose had a great scene in a movie for Combat Zone called The Girl Next Door. Her scene is in a large walk-in shower and she is a tease in that one but then gets fucked. And the covergirl is Amy Reid – probably one of the most stunningly beautiful covers of last year. I think the cover shot of Amy holding her top open showing off those gorgeous tits must have been on a longtime banner ad here.
That is quite a tangent. Still, from reading the Addison Rose MySpace page – in which she still actively posts on – she pretty much declares her 3 month career a humiliating mistake.
Too bad.
Off to quickies.
Belladonna: The ConnASSeur from Evil Angel This one is a couple of years old but I remember really liking some other movie she directed – oh no, this is an all girl movie. Damn. I normally wouldn’t get these – but I see from a couple of ADT reviews that fans really dug it. It really had nothing for me except a little strap on play.
2 Girls for Every Guy from Acid Rain C- I wasn’t really expecting much from this one as I see a couple of low reviews on this one here at ADT – and they were right.
Assault That Ass 10 from Red Light District A A stong anal flick. Chelsie Rae has a great scene.
Ass Cleavage 8 from Zero Tolerance This one had a squished picture – everything looks too thin – not totally unwatchable but not great. I found out in this thread that the disc was authored improperly. Director Mike Quaser wrote ”…your DVD player can't tell that it's anamorphic and therefore it plays stretched no matter what you set your DVD player…” That’s right – no amount of setting change corrected it. I’ll hold off on any other judgments – though I’ve always rated these pretty highly and I put Quasar up there with Darkko.
Hand to Mouth 4 from 3rd Degree A A mostly POV suckfest from Danny Case. These all-oral flicks usually go all out with a ton of scenes – here you get 12 girls. It’s all one on one, with the girls running the show so there isn’t forceful gagging, just good solid blowing. I had a couple of favorite girls – like Ginger Lea that reminded me a little of Allie Sin. I don’t think I’ve seen Ginger before. My other favorite scene was Annette Schwarz – she blows a guy with a really long one and totally deep throats him.
Mouth 2 Mouth 2 from Diabolic A Chico Wang directs here – I actually liked it quite a bit. I wasn’t sure on this one beforehand since BushDVD user and reviewer, Capt. Tight Pants, didn't like this movie at all and said so. To me, the girls were pretty, the video and lighting were very good and there was lots of anal. That’s pretty much all I need. I never cared much one way or another about cumswapping but I like seeing two girls getting worked over in each scene. Most scenes have the extra guys come in at the end to deliver loads so there is lots of cum play if that is your thing. But for fans of anal sex this is really one to see. This series is up to part 9 – I don’t think I’ve checked in since part 1 which I gave a B-.
How Do You Want Me? from Vouyer Media A It’s a little unclear from the title what you are getting here – but wow, there are 8 separate scenes here and lots to like. It’s mostly (if not completely) shot POV with Vince Vouyer behind the camera and man, does he have a gorgeous long one. This one is shot perfectly – the lighting, locations, color, the girls. I need to see more Vince movies – I put him right up there with my top favorite directors. As far as the girls names – none of them are immediately recognizable (but you know how I am) except Cassie Young who seems to be a lot of fun. I like her facial expressions (especially her eyes) when he pops a load in her mouth. I plan to check out more from Denise K too.
Wow, look at the A’s! There were some very good movies this week. A couple of more: Sweet Cream Pies from Third Degree and Deliveries in the Rear from Combat Zone. These were pretty decent – though I’m just not a fan of creamy pies and I was getting a little drained but the sex was good. Yet Deliveries isn’t solid cream pies anyhow and has more anal. Both of these are solid B+ movies.
I forgot how good his movies are, so I shat my pants and got a hold of a smorgasbord of Vince Vouyer directed flicks. I guess this will be the Valentine's Day Quickies entry. If you can see your way through the tears in your eyes you might have yourself a good stroke session with most any of these.
Bombshell Bottoms 2 from Vouyer Media A ADTers are in love with Bree Olson – I haven’t checked into it – but this may be one of her earliest shot scenes just based on release dates. It’s a good scene as she takes on two guys (one of them black, and the youngest in curls! Kidding!) and gets assed. McKenzee Miles (sex on the red couch – it just works! Cute hairless pussy!), Jordana James (she keeps her sexy little bottoms on – I like this!) and Micah Moore are the rest of the girls. Solid fuck flick.
In Thru The Back Door 2 from Vouyer Media A Covergirl Isabella Dior in her very first DP! It’s good! Lots of toy play here with the girls, and with a title like this it’s all anal and lots of gaping too. I don’t remember if I’ve seen Bobbi Star before – I try but I just can’t keep up with the names – but she is pretty great. Not quite your typical porn scarlet. ***Note to self: see more of her!
Make Me Creamy 3 from Vouyer Media B I’m not much of a fan of creampies – still I wanted to see as many Vince movies as I could. It’s shot well, the girls are hot – but of course no anal.
Who's That Girl 3 from Vouyer Media B+ What more is there to say? This guy shoots great movies and presents the girls in the best possible way. Here it’s the nearly newbies. Hotties like Presley Maddox, Carmel Moore and Ashley Jensen (she has this cute little outfit on – blue top and tight orange shortie shorts). What a load Ashley gets in the face at the end. The sex is pretty tame (which means no assing.)
That wraps up the Vouyer movies. Typically very nicely shot, good color, lighting etc. Sometimes just a little too bright. The settings are nice; girls are the cream of the crop and in the end, lots to like here. I remember he always put out so many great titles with hot cuties for RLD. He’s a big time name, but still probably doesn’t get enough credit for putting out some of the best porn of the decade.
Rich Little Bitch from Digital Sin A- I guess the movie was pretty good but the bonus scene (from a movie called Prying Open the Third Eye) is a scorcher! Otherwise in the main movie it was mostly Candace Raines and Sasha Grey (anal for both) that got my attention. The title and cover would suggest that there is some sort of story going on here. I didn’t see it – if there was I must have been in a daze.
Barely Legal: School Girls from Hustler B Sweet young girls get schooled in fucking proclaims the cover! Mostly much nameless mystery gurls to me. This school girl genre is a good one – those clothes are hot! It’s all pretty good except it starts out with an all girl scene: 4 or 5 girls all get down with it. I’m cock obsessed so it didn’t do much for me but the girls ARE super cute! The rest is guy/girl one on one: Lexi Love is great (but oh, that big tattoo – it’s best hidden), Sunny Lane shows off her skills for 2 friends out by a pool and Michelle Maylene (cute!) wraps it up for us. It’s all vaginal with enough tease at the beginning of each scene.
Swallow This 5 from North Star Associates B- I’ve always greatly preferred splashy facials over cumshots directly into the mouth. Generally the quality is about the same as the dozens of Deep Throat This titles out there – which is average to sometimes a little better than average.
Teens With Tits 9 from Diabolic B+ Ashley Jensen and Natasha Nice have pretty good scenes – and this one also has Bree Olson. I had read that this is a “fan favorite” scene – but I still don’t think I’ve seen anywhere near the best she can pull off. But this is only my third time seeing her in action. She does look really great doing doggie style anal. Bree is a very rare time I’ve been aware of a girl before I’ve seen any scenes.
Just Another Whore 2 from Platinum X A This one is a grand day out because of an AMAZING scene with Alicia Angel – absolutely fantastic anal in that reverse cowgirl, legs up position. Also some good doggie style. Tiffany Rayne and Kat also have pretty good scenes. This is probably the mostly highly I’ve rated a Tim Von Swine movie.
Brianna Love Oversexed from Red Light District A I wasn’t quite sure who this Brianna was but I’ve cross-referenced her name to an earlier review of mine of Breakin’ ‘Em In 8 in which she had her first anal. (That movie is most entirely excellent, by the way!) Here she has a one on one scene, a 5 on 1 scene, a group scene and a voyeuristic scene where she observes fuckin’ from the other side of the room while playing with herself. Hell of a movie and lots of anal!
No Cum Dodging Allowed 7 from Jules Jordan Video A (Disc 2 only.) I had Disc 1 in December – I gave that one a B at the time. This one has Annette Schwarz, Kaci Starr and Mia Bangg. All pretty hot in their own ways. Kaci blows off a bunch of guys and then gets it all ways. Ms. Mia Bangg is pretty great – she’s done tons of work and I’ve seen lots of mentions of her here at ADT but I don’t think she’s ever really measured on my electric meter. She gargles loads and loads of cum. It’s confusing though – she has black hair here but I see all kinds of pictures of her with blonde hair. Like I keep saying, I just can’t keep track of every girl.
Full Anal Access 1 from Platinum X B- This is one of the earlier releases from Platinum – way back in 2003. Stars oldie favorite Brooke Balentyne. Her scene (and pretty much the whole movie) was just okay. I got it as I enjoy much of Michael Stefano’s current movies but this one didn’t seem to compare.
Cum Swappers 5 from Hustler B+ I wasn’t expecting much from this one – but the sex and overall look of the movie is really good. It’s directed by Nicki Hunter – who is very active vocally directing the girls.
The Sphincter Chronicles from Seymore Butts It’s been awhile since I’ve seen a Butts movie – I really didn’t see much reason to go back. The biggest turn off for me was a whole hell of a lot of guy butt licking by the girls. Not for me. But this one does say “1000% anal fun!” on the cover. Yep, one-thousand percent!
When Cock is Not Enough from Digital Sin A Lots and lots of toy play in this one as you might expect from the title. Anytime there isn’t a cock in a hole, the girl will jam in a dildo. Alicia Angel, Annette Schwarz and (new to me) Tobi Pacific all have great scenes.
Hustler Centerfolds Volume 1 from Hustler A- This one plays out like one of those softcore Playboy movies that they get the Playmates to do, EXCEPT that it is hardcore with anal and facials. Yee haw. Stunningly beautiful.
Teenage Peach Fuzz 2 from Red Light District B- There wasn’t anything bad about this one – just not much to impress. Best scene is Courtney Simpson and Jenna Presley taking on a guy.
The Whole Enchilada from Vouyer Media A Ooo muy muy caliente! Another Vince directed movie. And another winner. The girls speak Spanish here, with subtitles.
Facial Demolition 1 from Jules Jordan Video A (Disc 1 only) First I’ll say that I’m not real wild about group blow job scenes and I’m losing interest in totally glazed faces, but this one is done really well with some great cum shots so I feel fine in giving it an A. One girl is convinced that one of the guys is peeing on her as his load is so massive. So in the end I watched maybe a minute of the blowjob stuff and then fast forwarded to the cumshots. The girls seem to have a lot of fun with it.
Simple Rules for Banging My Teenage Daughter 1 from Lethal Hardcore A- Jack Tripper is probably rolling in his grave over this one. Stoney Curtis directed this one – I don’t remember really caring for his movies but this one is pretty good plus I shat myself just a little when I discovered that Addison Rose was in it. I really like the set up in the first scene with Jeanie Marie (a real cutie who does anal!) in which her “Mom” brings her to the set and is part of the intro process. She lays down the rules for the scene but I think “daughter” ends up breaking most of them. Addison Rose just brings a note, but in other scenes we see creepy “Dads” and other “Mom” but by then I was losing interest.
I have another batch to unload. I'm sticking with the better movies and will skip those that didn't interest me:
Teenage Dreamin' from Defiance Films A Much better than I expected – great looking video. Barbara Summer has a great anal scene. Best on the disc was Tory Lane teaming up with Tiffany Holiday (both are way hot here) on some 2 girl on 1 guy action. They really get into it – Tory really leads the action here. There is a Penny Flame scene here too, but I didn’t really get into that one. It’s definitely worth a look!
Sugar Butt from Digital Sin B I liked seeing this Jordana James wearing that red with white polka dots outfit – she’s pretty hot. And Britney Stevens does some great anal.
Teenage Heartbreakers from Third Degree B+ Alicia Angel and Sasha Grey are the exciting girls for me here.
Biggz and the Beauties 12 from Digital Sin B+ What happened to this Biggz fella? This one is from late 2004 and he has barely been in anything since. Squirting Cytherea is the big highlight here.
Fresh Outta High School 3 from Digital Sin B+ For me McKenzee Miles and Audrey Bitoni are the standouts in this movie. What cuties. I like it that the girls keep some of their clothes on during their scenes. I think I’m surely be seeing more McKenzee soon – but I’m having a hard time keeping up with every newish girl to come along.
Angels of Debauchery 6 from Evil Angel A Paulina James is super hot here (I just put two and two together and noticed that she is also in Fresh Outta High School 3 – though that totally escaped me while I was watching.) It’s the typical Darkko style scene – very well lit and Paulina’s ass and pussy looks super when she gets fucked doggie style. Some real nice pussy gaping to be found – it’s all vaginal for her though. Chelsie Rae gets caught looking at a porno mag – so cute with her glasses and tight sweater. Lexi Love has her first on-screen anal encounter here. I know I’ve seen her lots – I see her and think oh, it’s that girl with such an unfortunate tattoo (right above her ample pubic hair) but most probably don’t have a problem with it. Still, we get plenty of angles and positions that happen not to show the tat. Total of 6 scenes – I actually really like all the girls.
Ibiza Fucking Island from Private A I never heard of Ibiza but Wikipedia (the most trusted news source!) tells me that it is one of the Balearic Islands located in the Mediterranean Sea belonging to Spain. It’s great – plenty of beach sex and anal with stunningly spectacular beauties. It’s nearly indistinguishable from the great Private Tropical series though this one is directed by JF Romagnoli and all of those Tropical movies are done by some dude named Alessandro Del Mar.
Private Tropical 31: Sexual Healing from Private A These tropical movies are always great: stunning locations (usually a beautiful beach), stunning ladies that open up their asses. Have I written this before?
Addicted to Anal from Red Light District B Directed by Mr. Pete. The back cover of this fucker looks great! Ehh, the movie was just okay though.
"The Sphincter Chronicles from Seymore Butts It’s been awhile since I’ve seen a Butts movie – I really didn’t see much reason to go back. The biggest turn off for me was a whole hell of a lot of guy butt licking by the girls. Not for me. But this one does say “1000% anal fun!” on the cover. Yep, one-thousand percent!"
I actually really enjoyed this title. The girls were all very cute and energetic, some had ample curves which I love, there was plenty of anal action and I got a kick out of seeing the guys get their asses licked and fingered. Fun for all! :)
I was going to do an April Fool’s Day post about switching over to an all cock all the time Quickie Review. I love cock! And I would have announced it will be mostly gay movies from now on. But it didn’t seem worth the effort to watch a bunch of gay movies just for that.
Anyhow, maybe next year I’ll have a good one for ADT. Butt now, I’ll just spray a load of quickies in yer collective faces for my second annual Good Friday quickies post. They are really quick this time around but most mentioned here at least are good for a look.
Swallow My Squirt 4 from Elegant Angel A The guys are lovely here – gorgeous cocks! Ooops, that’s right. Just kidding. I really liked squirting when I first saw it – but I’m not really into it anymore. But if it is your thing, this one will do it for you. Sasha Grey looks fantastic here.
Bore My Asshole from Red Light District B+ Little Bree Olson stars, plus a whole lot of other current big names. All this time and I think this is my first look at ADT poster Dana DeArmond. But the whole thing is from John Strong and is hit and miss for me.
Naughty Book Worms 5 from Naughty America C
Fucking Me POV from RLD B Yum, Bobbi Starr and Presley Maddox.
Barely Legal 68 from Hustler Erica Mclean is back doing these after a break. Maybe I’ve outgrown this genre but there just isn’t a lot of heat here. I guess that might be true of many others much earlier in this series but I know at the time I saw them I thought they were smokin’. I’d imagine any of this new stuff actually does compare pretty well with those Clive Mclean did years ago. Agree/disagree? Nikki Nine is in it– she made a name for being a young contract star. Ehh. I’m going to skip part 69.
2 Young To Fall In Love 3 from Zero Tolerance B+ It’s yummy. Still didn’t seem quite up there with past titles Quasar has put out. For me, I saw enough pimples.
G for Gianna from Evil Angel B Darkko directed. I’d say it’s a must if you are a Gianna fan. If not – well, it’s still pretty decent but…
Double Decker Sandwich 9 from Zero Tolerance B Big titties. I’m not sure if the title refers to those or that it’s a 2 girls on 1 guy movie.
Squirt in my Gape 2 from Elegant Angel A Lots of fun!
Tinker with My Stinker from Red Light District B Really good scene from Bree Olson. It goes a little downhill after that but not terribly. A decent one – and love that title.
Boob Bangers 4 from Evil Angel A Jonni Darkko. Excellent! I guess I wish everything was filmed by Darkko.
Hellcats 8 from Evil Angel B Finally saw a Joey Silvera movie. I live a sheltered life – but a goal for 2007 is to see more porn movies especially highly rated movies from Evil Angel. Overall there was enough to like here to see more from him. My favorite scene was with a guy, Sara Stone and Tiffany Holiday.
Assficianado 2 from Rosebud This one is from 2002 – I didn’t think much of it.
The Girl Next Door 3 from Combat Zone B+ No surprise here, girlie Bree Olson (what a cover!) has the best scene on the disc and I think about the only anal action. OMG she looks awesome here. She is teamed up with Alexa Von Tess who is pretty damn yummy and oh yeah a guy too.
Teen Machine 2 from Elegant Angel A It’s all vaginal but still pretty sweet. Aubrey Adams, Mckenzee Miles and Micah Moore get three cheers each from me.
Chow down on another batch! I don’t know if anyone gets actual movie recommendations from these lists – they serve mostly as my online list of movies I liked – but this first one is a winner:
A List 1 from Hustler A+ Wow, the first A+ movie of the year! It took me a little while to work my way through this DVD. Excellent all the way. Great girls, visually this one has got it and there is plenty of ass fucking. Great looking anal is a major criteria to get an A+ grade. The girls are Brooke Haven, Dana Vespoli, Flower Tucci, little Tia Sweets, and the amazing Tiffany Rayne. This is a rare title in which all 5 scenes really caught my attention. Van Styles is the director – there is a part 2 that has been getting great reviews plus another one called Gapped Crusaders that I want to see. Thanks to our very own ADT reviewer Crucifixio Jones for heads up on these. Note: this was a mid-2006 release.
Pole Position POV 2 from VCA I thought it was a poorly shot POV movie – just too close – it didn’t hold much interest for me. After I tossed it away, I remembered that I read it was shot “from two camera angles – you get to choose the action”. So maybe it was better than I thought.
Young As They Cum 19 from Digital Sin B+ Decent flick – though so often with Digital Sin I get the feeling that I have seen these scenes before. Do they rehash? Probably not – I think the look is so similar with so many of these it’s easy to mix up. Plus they use scenes in other titles for an extra bonus scene in the special feature section.
Lewd Conduct 15 from Diabolic Oldie from 2002 – I could have just as well passed on it, but it might be something to check out if you like Ashley Long.
Someone's Daughter from Red Light District Another oldie – I probably saw it one time. Saphire Rae is a cute little one to check out. She does anal too!
Filthy Anal P.O.V. from Acid Rain B+ It’s pretty good – lots of intense anal with plenty of finger digging.
Internal Violations from Digital Sin B- Some early stuff from Jonni Darkko – probably nothing to really search out but not bad. There are a few facials to satisfy people like me that don’t care about internal cumblasts.
Bi-Sexual Encounters of the Exxxtreme Kind 3 from Avalon B+ Hey now? Bi? No, but I have to check it out every once in a while. One of the better ones of the few that I have seen.
The Pornographer from Hustler A- Eva Angelina and Hillary Scott have great scenes. Very nice looking picture – there is a little story going on but I just passed all that up.
What an Ass! 2 and What an Ass! 3 from Digital Sin B+ These are nice little solid fuck fests – they look great but if it has “ass” in the title there should be anal. There was not.
Ultimate Asses 6 from Red Light District Ugh. I did not like it at all.
Deep Throat This 35 from North Star Associates B+
Face Fucking, Inc. from Evil Angel B+ All oral. It’s a little rough, but not too nasty. I liked it a lot.
Tease Me then Please Me 5 from RLD and Ass Fucked 6 from Mayhem You know when Randy Jackson doesn’t like something and he’ll just say, “Oh dawg, oh, I don’t know…”? That is my feeling on these – I just couldn’t connect with them. But I’ve liked previous entries to each of these series.
Butthole Whores from Evil Angel A A must see from Belladonna – beautifully shot. I love the look of this 2-disc masterpiece. Belladonna and Lexi Love are the stars of disc 1. They team up for a long scene, first playing with each other (lots of ass play) and then get fucked by a guy. Belladonna also has a long solo scene dressed as Dorothy of Wizard of Oz fame. Lots of anal toy action. By disc 2 we get Hillary Scott (looking great!) and Sativa Rose. Tons of anal.
I'll second that in lieu of writing a full review. Jenna and Mark Davis were good. Though maybe not as good as in Service Animals 24, as that scene had a dominance and submission dynamic and more importantly for me, foot fetish, that their CA6 scene doesn't have. But their CA6 scene is still good on its own merits, even if not as good as their SA24 scene. The CA6 scene has a lot of oral, proportionate to its running time. I haven't seen a lot of Sasha Knox, as I don't think she is really my type, but in Service Animals 24 I did like her wild-eyed excitement. That wild-eyed look was denied me in this movie, as she wore so much dark eye shadow that you could only see dark eye sockets most of the time. If she was doing the wild-eyed stuff at all. I've realized that I'm not a fan of gonzo scenes with David Perry unless I really like the girl. That's not the case with Cony Ferrara. Felony's scene with Mark Ashley was fairly arousing, but nothing that spectacular. I really do like the way that Gia Paloma looks and moves, and she's not bad here, but she does have better scenes.
I might as well pop in and drop off some quickies.
A List 2 from Hustler A Not quite the complete winner that part 1 was for me, but still a really decent anal flick starring Jenna Haze, Tory Lane and Hillary Scott. All amazing. I lost my load watching Jenna Haze.
Vouyer Vision 3 from Vouyer Media A- Nadia Styles and Renae Cruz have great anal scenes. It’s a fun POV movie. The lighting (sometimes too much yellowing tint for me) is a little off in one or two scenes on this disc – not totally uncommon for Vouyer Media. Just know that I definitely spent some time with this movie if you know what I mean and have no problem giving it a big HeyNow stamp of approval.
Addicted to Boobs 3 from Red Light District B+ Saw it to see a very hot scene in a large shower with Presley Maddox that is featured prominently on the back cover. Very solid A+ scene. The rest of the movie "is what it is" – decent enough, but that first scene is worth the price of admission.
Bet Your Ass 5 from Evil Angel A- Plenty of anal – as always with this series. Mia Bang and Chelsie Rae were my favorites.
Young Ripe Mellons 8 from Red Light District B+ This is from when Vince was still shooting for RLD. A couple of good scenes – the best being Bailey Bliss. Way sexy. I guess she's also credited in many movies as just Bailey. I liked her look in this one so I’d like to see more.
Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze from Zero Tolerance It’s about the same as any of the My Plaything series – something of a novelty. 3 outfits, vaginal and anal, with the major positions. It's good, but I'd prefer a normal full-length movie
Mother Load 2 from Zero Tolerance Note to self – skip future editions of this title. It's a fine pick for MILF lovers, just not for me.
8 Simple Rules for Banging My Teenage Daughter 2 from Lethal Hardcore C+ There were two okay scenes. Like part 1, there is one scene in which the "Mom" brings "daughter" to the porn shoot with a list of demands. In the rest of the scenes the girl just brings a note from home.
On The Road: South Beach 1 from Platinum X A Filmed in a hotel room overlooking the beach. Ashlynn Brooke and Summer Long (anal!) are HOT! I think part 2 continues some of the action with at least these 2 girls turning up again. I see both girls are also in Naughty Amateurs 2 from Combat Zone.
About Face 5 from Third Degree POV by Chris Streams. I’m going to avoid his stuff from now on.
Prying Open My Third Eye 2 from Digital Sin A Excellent job guys! The guys in this case are Mike Adriano (who is usually the lucky guy) and Greg Lansky (behind the camera only, I believe.) If you’ve been following, I usually rave about their movies. They really get what it takes to put out watchable porn. The clothes, the room, the video quality are just as important as the girls. And the girls are: Bree Olson, Brianna Love, Chelsie Rae and Isabella. All are great – and as you might expect from the title lots of butt fucking.
Chicks and Salsa 4 from Third Degree C- I loved part 3 so I was really expecting something good here – but I just couldn’t get into it. I guess it didn’t have a couple of "it" girls for me like part 3 did.
Destination Tonsils from Combat Zone A- Great title! Our very own Cumwhipper loved the Bree Olson scene. You don’t see bib usage enough. I’d put this a half notch below the Suck It Dry series from Darkko and maybe even with Blow Me Sandwhich which is pretty high praise. As there should be with these all oral movies, there are around 10 scenes. Mostly one on one, but sometimes 2 girls on one cock. The girls control the action here, so no brutal cock thrusts. Alexa Von Tess and India Summer are girlie highlights for me, but there aren’t any ugly girls here. If I can think of anything negative, I’d say the cumshots were a little weak.
Have to agree with your review of On The Road: South Beach, that title was even hotter than I thought it would be!!!
What was so bad about About Face POV 5? I actually have this in the to watch pile, and have liked About Face POV 1, is it hot in the t"third person" POV style that is ruining POV??
If you have a pile to watch, let me know how you liked it. My pile when I watch porn is 5 or 6 deep so for me, I just wasn't seeing what I wanted and moved on. I can't explain much beyond that - I think the lighting was probably too yellow for me. That and the camera angles maybe.
Chris Streams has run hot and cold for me. I love love love the Ready Wet Go series but then not so much for the Wetter the Better series and Filthy. And then I hated Share the Load 3 but loved Share the Load 2 and 4. Go figure.
I feel the need to pipe in here. I'm a huge fan of About Face POV 2-4...steady, straight up camera work, plus Chris actually gets the gals to grind, no just hop. Having said that, I don't recommend About Face 5...he gets a little more experimental with the setups, lighting, and camera work ...and it doesn't work IMO. Too dark in a couple of spots; used the 'at an angle' POV shot more (which I hate); the camera roamed a bit too much (left/right of center); and the cast ended up doing nothing for me.
When the gals are hot and he sticks to straightforward, technically sharp POV, there is no one better than Chris. So I hope he returns to the style he developed in volumes 2-4, otherwise I'm out.
Ok, this seems to be the kind of POV I dont like also, it really peeves me off when they try the fantastic "new" camera angles in POV filsm. POV is from the male performer's viewpoint full stop.
Dont even get me started on Manuel Ferrera's "Fucked on Sight", where only one scene was truly enjoyable.
HeyNow, will check out About Face POV 5 this week and let you know how I found it, depends on when the girlfriend is out so I can watch it!!
Oh no, I didn't admit to spraying a load did I? Well, at least that whole post wasn't emailed across the world.
I'm stuck in a rut. I say "amazing" and plain old "anal" too many times here – I should spruce it up with poophole plunging and hinderhole sex and substitute flabbergasting for amazing. Ehh, I'm no writer.
Anyhow, another blast of quickies:
Ass Appeal 1 from Hustler A- This is a Van Styles flick from two years ago – I’ve been working back to see some of this earlier "anal heavy" movies. There is a good Gia Jordan scene but Sandra Romain (I’ve really never cared about her one way or another) has an a-m-a-z-i-n-g anal scene. It’s enough to bump it up to the A grade, Prime USDA beef.
Winkers 6 from Sineplex B+ Of course, the winking going on here in this Jay Sin (almost infamous for Milk Junkies) flick is from the butthole. The anal fucking is pretty explicit – lots of gaping and ass-to-other-girls-mouth plus all that ass cheek clenching and unclenching. At least you know the girls can still control their bowels.
A-OK! from Platinum X B- Your average anal flick – yea, there is fucking but little effort to create some beautiful porn.
Butt Junkies from Acid Rain Not very good.
Debbie Does Dallas...Again from Vivid Every couple of years Paul Thomas seems to revive this old series with a new batch of starlets. Some will like it, I’m sure, but it wasn’t for me. I’m too into the all sex gonzo stuff. There was a scene in a coffin at a cemetery. That’s something!
Don't Waste It, Taste It 2 from Vouyer Media A Amazingly, Isabella Pacino takes on Jack Napier in a very naughty way. Yep, in her ass. Unbelievable. Her crapping hole is so tiny and his cock is so big. Otherwise there are some watchable girls but the theme of the movie remains multiple guys blasting loads on girls though the actual sex is one on one.
Blow Me Sandwich 10 from Zero Tolerance A Excellent. 7 scenes, all oral, all 2 girls on one big cock, POV style.
The Nikki Benz Show from Pleasure C+ There is some jerking off potential here but overall it was just okay for me.
Assault That Ass 11 from Redlight District B+ Another very good anal movie.
Got Milkshake? From Mr. X Productions B New studio for me. This is an all-oral flick, one on one with just a total of 5 scenes. I think these are clips from a POV Auditions website put on DVD. It’s the old story, girl neighbor comes over, gets naked, sucks cock and gets a big load (!) sprayed on her face. Jasmine and Tiffany are pretty hot.
Ass Appeal 3 from Hustler A Van Styles again. A must see for anal fans. The scene with Veronica Jett is amazing. We start out on the street watching her jog and do her stretches then come inside for some great anal sex. Reverse cowgirl, bent over and doggy – yes! Watch for some nice anal pile driver with Ashley Raines and then Alektra Blue in the finale scene – again plenty of anal.
Cum Stained Casting Couch 6 from Red Light District B Naturally, Amy Reid has a good scene (vaginal only) but wowsa, who is this Kelly Broox? Some impressive butt fucking (especially the legs up reverse cowgirl position!)
Wild Wet Beaches from Private B- New release! Director Toni Ribas takes on the beach ladies. Not bad but I'll take the Private Tropical series from Alessandro Del Mar over this one - those have a sharper image and a richer color.
Elastic Assholes 5 from Jules Jordan Video I just didn’t care for it – and it comes so highly rated. I don’t understand because I love the following POV movie from Mike John.
POV Pervert 8 from Jules Jordan Video A It's not perfect as far as some of the positions (and sometimes too close) plus the overall look but it does really get it right at some points and I do like the generous load of cum delivered directly to the mouth. Yes, directly to the mouth. This one is spread out over two discs. Disc 1 is awesome with a great Bree Olson scene (I almost thought this was a rare Bree non-anal scene as the guy pops a load before the ass fucking but then he continues on – thank you!!!) and Lela Star is damn sexy-hot too. On Disc 2 you get Natasha Nice and Whitney Stevens.
Gaped Crusaders from Hustler A+ Holy Schmidt-house! Wow! It will be on my top 10 list for 2007. Can I get a dance?
Excellent! An A+ flick all the way. This Van Styles is putting out some great ones – he really gets it. The clothes, the look, the girls all put together in one package. Plus, especially in this one, plenty of anal. Gaping as you might expect. I hope this can be a flagship line for him. It is fucking incredible with 3 seriously great scenes: Sierra Sinn (yum!) I’ve liked her for a while, Nadia Styles takes on 3 guys, all of them plunging away (love those meaty pussy lips!) but the scene that takes the pudding is the first on the disc with Holly Wellin. OMFG look at the big dark cave of a gape on the back cover! She takes on 2 guys, all kinds of positions and it all looks great. Nadia and Holly have both been around for a few years – I really need to see more of both!
I Wanna Get Face Fucked 4 from Anabolic B+ Not exactly my thing, but I did like a few scenes. You get lots to pick from here: a total of 8 or 9 scenes.
Twisted Vision 5 from Red Light District A- New release! It’s the Michael Stefano POV series! Presley Maddox gets caught playing with herself in a bathroom stall – hilarity ensues, but oh man, Rebecca Linares (A+++ career best scene!) is the keeper! Michael catches her in the laundry room. Yum-eee, those tight jeans on that girl! She gets down for some blowjob action, then it’s on to some fucking on the edge of the table. Lots of anal, too! Watch her little ass wiggle as it goes in and out. Unfortunately (for me) it ends with an anal creampie. Damn. My one complaint really with the scene – in fact there are no facials at all in this movie.
Boy Fucks Girl 3 from Platinum X A Another new one! Ashley Jensen is good in a vaginal scene, but watch it to see little Liv Wylder in an incredible anal scene. Both have beautiful bodies.
Raw Pussy 2 from Hustler A Oh yes! I loved the first one and now nearly a year later they come out with another. (From the production date it's been in the can for a while.) And it’s not just pussy here either, there is some anal play too. Taryn Thomas has a very exciting anal scene: A+ all the way, a must see scene. I know she’s been in a ton of movies but she really stands out for me in this movie. Keeani Lei and Arcadia Davida also do "the anal", while fans of Tiffany Rayne will have to be content with just the pussy.
Who's Your Daddy? From Zero Tolerance The very first one! Did I actually miss this one? It has old favorite Taylor Rain. She’s good and so is tiny Cindy Crawford. The picture quality wasn’t too good – kind of a soft focus.
Fuck Me If You Can from Private A Definitely worth a look!
Anal Cavity Search 3 from Jules Jordan Video It kicks off with a great Amy Reid anal scene – darker hair than I've seen before, but those tits are unmistakable. And it's a long scene too! Probably 45+ minutes. She gets dressed, goes out in a limo to pick up a guy (a nice reversal on that old "Boogie Nights" gimmick), they fuck in the car and then back to the house for a long anal fucking with lots of gapes and positions. A solid A+ scene. This is one of those 2 discs monsters. I only saw disc 1 so far and really didn’t care about the other 2 scenes.
Ass Riders from Private A- A cowboy/cowgirl themed movie! Gives a new meaning to reverse cowgirl, maybe? I really like the front cover, she reminds me of Kate from the TV show "Lost". The video quality is great – sharp and colorful. The sex is decent with plenty of anal. I could grumble some on the camera work and editing (seemed a little frantic at times) and the cumshots are framed just too close but, still, overall a good looking piece of work.
Barely Legal Innocence 2 from Hustler A This one is probably one of the last movies from the late great Clive McLean. The guy was a master and this is the proof. This movie would be for the guy that complains that there is no normal sex in movies any more. It's just good clean one on one sex. I love seeing those 18-year-old sweeties in short shirts showing off their white panties. That is all.
The Hi-Teen Club 8 from Wildlife B+ From 2004. It’s in the Barely Legal genre as you might expect with some anal. Very good video color, lighting and sharpness. No chapter breaks within the scene though – always a little annoying. Based on this one, I’d check out parts 9 and 10 from the series, but earlier episodes have a different director.
POV Pervert 7 from Jules Jordan Video B (2 discs) Nothing overly special about this one but you have 7 or 8 girls to pick from.
Private Tropical 17: Fantasy Lagoon from Private B- One of the weaker "Tropical" movies I’ve seen – half the scenes take place indoors! I want to see hot sex on the beach and other outdoor settings.
Ready for a new entry of quickies on Sunday morning? I'm skipping church so I guess I am attending the Church of ADT. Looking this list over, it seems like just 1 or 2 really great scenes might earn a movie an A. I don't know if that is right or not, but just the way it is. I'm usually overly generous with my grading I think. And away we go:
Barely Legal: School Girls 2 from Hustler A All vaginal as far as I could tell, but it was still a lot of fun. In the first scene, Sativa Rose and Alicia Angel undress and fool around along with a girl named Honey. It ends up being sex with a guy and Sativa while the other two girls watch - that voyeur girl action is so hot and not done that often. Alicia gets her sex in the final scene. Very nicely shot, sharp and richly colored: just how I like it. Directed by Will Rider. Thy Neighbor's Daughter from Digital Sin A- Directed by my favorite team: Mike Adriano and Greg Lansky. All vaginal but that’s okay. My favorite scene was with Micah Moore. They pick her up on the beach, bring her back to the house, offer up cash and get down to work. What a cute girl. Pretty Pussies Please 3 from Third Degree B- It was just okay - I had higher hopes because I thought I liked previous editions. Teen Fuck Holes 8 from Platinum X B Juan Cuba is behind this one - usually pretty reliable. I was drawn in by the cover – she’s kinda got that Scary Spice look going on. Whitney Stevens and Micah Moore team up with a guy for a great scene. Sperm Receptacles 2 from Jules Jordan Video (Disc 2 only) I think I rented it to see Taryn Thomas - I skipped over almost all of this. From what I could see it was just blasting loads of cum into cups so the girls can drink it. I'd rather see facials. Crappy Happy from Metro Ugh. I don't know why I rented this. Maybe the appeal of the name? It's just an old compilation. So You Think You Can Squirt? 2 from Elegant Angel A Sindee Jennings is the major league squirter in this one. And we get plenty of delicious anal from Nikki Nievez - a must see scene in my opinion. I spent a lot of time with this DVD. A2M 10 from Anabolic A Two great anal scenes from Rebecca Linares and Sasha Grey! It was hard to keep my load in. Wet Food from Evil Angel A I've read plenty of good things about this latest movie from Jonni Darkko - but I don't care for the cumcatcher plate or bowl that is used in some scenes. Luckily, Jonni mixes it up enough so the scenes with Chelsie Rae, Georgia Peach (with eyeglasses!) and especially Sativa Rose really work for me. Sativa gets a couple loads, then some boob fucking and more blowjob action - it's a little unclear if the same two guys are with her - but she gets a couple more blasts to the face. Really a hot scene. Barely Legal: Straight A Students from Hustler C The look of the movie didn't appeal to me - I just moved on. The cast list actually is really good. The director is listed as Richard DeMontfort. BushDVD shows another 13 titles from him, with user ratings typically in the 3 stars out of 5 range so I guess I'm not alone with my average grade. Virgins of the Screen 3 from Combat Zone B+ Worth it to check out newbie Cierra Snow (her very first scene on video!) and cutie Kimberly Wood. S.W.A.T. from Vouyer Media B It stands for Sex With A Teenager - check out Pricilla Milan and those tight jeans. She claims she has the best pussy. It’s pretty damn fine. She also has a bonus scene. And the rest: Wasted Youth 3 from Red Light District A- I've Been Sodomized 2 from Red Light District B+ Fresh New Faces 6 from Red Light District C+ I'm Your Slut 3 from Red Light District A- Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid! from Hustler B+ Cum Glazed 4 from Red Light District B+ Anal Expedition 11 from Evil Angel B-
Looks like I got a little RLD heavy this time around. Cum Glazed 2 from Red Light District A It's from 2004 - not all that old, but it's still like seeing a fresh batch of girls. Allie Sin is here with her sister (really?) Aline. Courtney Cummz looks great! Holy shiiit! So does Katin. It's really one to check out if you missed it. No fucking though, just blowjobs and cumshots (from five or six guys) with the occasional girl eating out the ass of some dirty man. I fastforward all that. I liked the movie so much, I got the next one... Cum Glazed 3 from Red Light District A- Yep, another solid cum blast blow job flick. Tiffany Rayne, Alektra, Leah Luv and others. It's kind of an appetizer or a dessert rather than a main course since there is no fucking. Not sure how I might have missed these movies earlier. Teenage Anal Princess 6 from Anabolic A Wow. The first time I've seen this series. 6 scenes here, which is nice. The girls keep their "princess" sashes and for as long as they can, their little tiaras. Again I liked this one so much I had to try another... Teenage Anal Princess 5 from Anabolic A It's good but a little inconsistent scene to scene as far as the overall look. In some scenes the color is just too intense - the better scenes have a normal look. My favorites were Roxxy Rush (OMG - a seriously good A+++ scene - she takes on two guys) and our very own Sasha Grey. It seems like they make it a point to do the piledriver position in each scene. I just wish each scene had the same video look as the Roxxy Rush scene. I Cum for You U Cum for Me 1 from Digital Sin B Not really my thing. I just can't get excited about girls masturbating. There are some really good POV blowjobs though. Totally Fucked from Third Degree B- It was just okay - I didn't see any anal. As always, Jenna Haze is hot. The last scene seemed to have some audio problems - I don't think they recorded anything on set. Blow It Out Your Ass 2 from Elegant Angel A It's downright nasty. I like to see this milk junkies type stuff on some level. Here they mostly use pink colored liquid. I have some minor complaints but it's a very watchable flick. Tons of anal, squirtly asses, ass juice facials - it's got it all. Fucking Me POV 2 from Red Light District It looked to be a fine movie as far as the crop of girls and everything on a technical level. I just didn't get into it so I'll hold off any grade. Perversions Unleashed from Red Light District B I thought I'd be going nuts over my favorite Alicia Angel in this one, but her scene was just okay. I barely watched it. The real winner this time was another favorite: Little Miss Rebecca Linares. Sprung a Leak 2 from Red Light District A+ Mr. Pete has been putting out some great movies - shot just the way I like them - sharp and clear with well-lit scenes. It isn't even the squirting that gets me here, but the great anal scenes with newbie Mia Knight (what a pro!) against 2 guys then it's on to ADTer (once upon a time) Dana DeArmond with the director and then he still has time to meet up with the buts of Isabella and Mia Bangg. Whew. Tons and tons of great looking anal fuckery in those three scenes. The movie also had Lela Star and McKenzee Miles (what a bod!) in their own scenes. Be sure to give Mia Knight a look - at first glance you might thing - mehh, but holy shitee can she deliver. Or at least look great while getting it. [ invalid url ] it looks like Kissy might have had anal. I was too distracted by the other hotties. Whoops. A missed opportunity. And I need to issue a full bush alert on this one: Angel Marie has hair down there. So rarely seen. Mr. Pete sprays his load right on it. No doubt I'll be getting parts 3 and 4 of Teenage Anal Princess. And Sprung a Leak 3 was just released earlier this month. Ah, times are good.
I have such a small load of fireworks to shoot off but it seems appropriate to celebrate porn on this day of our independance. Barely Legal: Cumming of Age and Barely Legal Corrupted 8 from Hustler B- The Alexa Von Tess scene in Cumming of Age was my favorite but overall just a couple of slightly better than average barely legal flicks. 3 Blowin' Me from Digital Sin A+ Jeez, what was the talent cost on this one? 30 girls giving blowjobs away, 3 at a time, POV style, for a grand total of 10 scenes. We get some boobie and pussy tease but the only hole violated is the mouth. There is some face fucking but mostly the girls are in control doing the gulp gulp gulp thing. Each scene has a theme such as MILF, schoolgirl (sexy!), sports chick etc. Watch for Ms. Angela Stone showing off her squirting abilities. Tits Ahoy 5 from Third Degree I just couldn't get into it.
It Takes Two 2 and It Takes Two 3 from Red Light District B+ / A- This is a great sub genre of porn: the 2 girls on 1 guy scenes. Visually, it's very well done by Mr. Pete. I think between the two, part 3 is the winner here. I mean, it's got newbie Cayton Caley (she looks to be a near body match for my favorite Addison Rose) plus a hot Bobbi Starr anal scene. But then in part 2 you have Lela Star and Holly Morgan teaming up in a great scene - plus Mckenzee Miles and Micah Moore in another. A little more anal would boost this series for me. Private Tropical 19: Deadly Love in Paradise from Private A- I've held off seeing these for a while - jeez the girls they get are so stunning. It's about the same as many I've written about - 5 or 6 scenes, maybe 90 minutes with lots of "story" between that I ALWAYS fastforward. But the sex is amazing (anal is practically assumed for each scene) even though the scenes and number of positions are much shorter than I'm used to in a gonzo production. The final scene is pretty hot out back by the pool. And the rest: Sprung a Leak 3 from Red Light District B+ Fetish Fucks from Vouyer Media A In Thru The Back Door 3 from Vouyer Media B
HeyNow knows it isn't right to post messages in the third person but HeyNow is going to do it just this one time. HeyNow likes his quickies. It's all about the hind end hole this time. Spring Chickens 19 from Diabolic A+ New (?) director Sid Knox brings us Isabella Pacino (a stunner!) and Bree Olson in a couple of great anal scenes. There are other hot girls in this one and overall I'm very impressed with the whole movie - I kind of figured this would be pretty great when I saw the hot cover. Both Bree and Isabella have some nicely explicit gaping shots - but not TOO raunchy/disgusting. Isabella has the first scene and I nearly lost it when the guy slips in his cock doggy style - but wait until her piledriver position anal. Good gawd! When she says, "Ahhh, fuck dude, come on, pump my fucking assssssssssssssss!" it was over. I was so impressed that I kicked off my summer review series for ADT with it - I don't watch behind the scenes but I can't help but think that Sid Knox is a nickname for some other known guy. He's also taking over the Mouth 2 Mouth series. Fresh Outta High School 4 from Digital Sin A I love these schoolgirl outfits. They really help showcase these sweeties and if you like to see girls undress - well, yum, here you go! We get Kissy Kapri (looking her best!), Rachel Roxx and be on the look out for Skyy Cherry (yikes, taking her drivers test - w-w-what? That ain't right!) Semen Sippers 5 from Jules Jordan Video B It's decent enough and plenty of anal, but there is something about it that doesn't quite wow me. The Jenna Haze scene is a lot of fun. Private Tropical 21: Aphrodisiac from Private B+ This is one of those that they forget to do the "tropical" part - scenes take place mostly indoors. Still, you get that great Private look and plenty of anal. Private Tropical 30: Deep Lust from Private Now this one, they get it right. It's ALL fucking on the beach and on boats. Some real high quality porn - but the scenes are pretty short. You gotta get in and get it done quick. Teenage Anal Princess 4 from Anabolic I was disappointed - just wasn't that good. Whack Attack 7 from Evolution Erotica This is one from one of the so-called golden age of porn - 2000 to be specific. Ehh. I think the best directors and stars in 2007 are putting out product much better than this. Sex Secrets of the Yeti from Private Wha? Jean-Yves Le Castel? This is an outside snow themed movie so I'm thinking, great! he did a Matador or two in the snow that I loved. But damn it that fucking abdominal snowman Yeti was there to fuck the girls. Nope, nope, nope. You lose me when you dress the guy up in a furry "Bigfoot" costume. But there is some hope, he did another one in the snow named "SOS: Sex on Snow" which looks worth checking out. Whack Jobs from Zero Tolerance B+ Courtney Cummz directs this handjob flick. It's fun - some girls get a little sexual overwhelmed I think and start sucking cock a little, but mostly it is just hand jobs using oil. New to the Game from Diabolic B Another one from Sid Knox. It starts off with cutie Stephanie Cane (who caused a wee bit of a ruckas here at ADT a while back). She has a fun scene - there are one or two other good scenes, but a mild disappointment for me just because I was expecting something as good as Spring Chickens 19. So You Think You Can Squirt? from Elegant Angel A- I guess this is a rip on the dancing show (which is really quite good this year!). The video looks absolutely beautiful - and plenty of squirting, but it is the "realistic" type, where the guy vigorously rubs the pussy as she squirts and not long streams of squirt spraying out. Sweet Cheeks 8 from Anabolic A- It's a solid production. Wowsa, check out the last scene on the disc with Brianna Love - a great one on one anal scene. Chelsie Rae and Lexi Love also get their asses worked out - by two guys each. Teen Idol 4 from Smash B- This studio has yet to knock my socks off - the cover looks great but I didn't really get into the movie.
Sometimes I just delete movies I didn't like from my list and they never make it to the final post - other times I just let them hang out there. I mean, this is meant to be my online record of all that I see. Good and bad. You probably notice that I don't assign a grade of D or F - instead just skip the grade entirely. It's all personal preference anyhow. I don't think I saw any OMFG movies this week but still some solid ones with Trophy Whores 3 (Jenna Haze!) being the best of the bunch. Big Sausage Pizza 10 from Cinema Play B+ This is the one that has Nikki Graves (aka Naughty Coco) that we all here at ADT discovered at this link, which shows stills from the scene in this movie. Super hot! I would love to see more of her - very cute. I don't know that she has put out much else - stuck with internet scenes I guess. The pizza gimmick gets old for me - I probably won't see any more plus it's all vaginal. But the production values ARE right up there with, for example, a Vince Vouyer movie. 18 & Anal from 818XXX C Not too good and the only chapter stops are at the beginning of each scene. Not nearly enough. You need to put a chapter at the start of each act or position. Alicia Angel is about the best thing going in this one - but overall the product is weak. I suppose these are internet scenes released on DVD. Do they get better? Let's see: Ass Bandits from 818XXX B+ This one is quite a bit better. The production values (lighting/video) are better - that's good! Naturally there is lots of anal - they could have got the camera angles done right instead we get too many shots from behind the man ass. Wasted Youth 2 from Red Light District B+ It's one of those titles that fill time while you are waiting for your favorites to put out new movies - not a put down at all, but not a pants busting amazing movie. Isabella Dior has a fun anal scene - other standout girls (pussy only) are Micah Moore and Mckenzee Miles. They have the best porn names - just scream porn for me.
Gagged & Gaped 2 from Juicy Entertainment C+ The girl that is on the right side of the cover is pretty fine. She has a few good anal positions including the piledriver anal. Wow. I gave the rest of the movie a slight glance - it was okay. Naughty College School Girls 40 from Digital Sin B+ Oh yes. The ultimate schoolgirl look with Mindy Lee - great looking pussy. A nicely hot scene. Also one of my first looks at our ADT poster, Kat-a-rina the Kat. She messes herself with a cake. Love seeing frosting all over her. Vacuum Hoes 8 from Crush Video B- An alright BJ flick - I got it to check out little Nikki Grind. Front and backcover here which will give you a pretty good idea what you get with this one. Lil' Bit Of Everything Combat Zone B About 10 scenes here, some sex, some tittie fucking to pop and one blow bang. I love the cover but it's just basically a collection of scenes that were laying around. Ultimate Asses 7 from Red Light District I'm just not into the big juicy butts for this series. I did not like part 6 at all so this series is going on the must to avoid list - really this time. I do like lots from this director but not this one. Trophy Whores 3 from Evil Angel A Good ol' Darkko - he teams up again with the big cock of Mark Ashley to give us some primo porno.
Barely Legal 70 from Hustler A- Bree is cute (as always) in an all-anal scene. As far as the typical newbie scenes we get Lexi Belle (cute diner kitchen scene) and little Alexa Von Tess. Dicks and Dildos from Mayhem B+ Not my favorite genre of porn since I don't like dildo play much. I'm sure I got it to see Alicia Angel - but I didn't like the guy match up with her. But Naomi puts in a good scene and Penny Flame and Sativa Rose go up against a guy for some fun. It was a nice clean 2 on 1 scene.
I hate to say it, but I'm suffering from burnout. Porn burnout. Last month my horniness got the best of me and I decided to add on XRentDVD rentals - 5 at a time. I can't even keep track. I am overwhelmed. That adds on to my 6 at a time from Bushie. To recycle an old joke, let's just say I saw Lil' Young and Anal Bottom Chocolate Cum Squirt Shower Eaters 1 and it was pretty good. Needless to say, I'm letting a lot of movies slide off the quickie roundup and will just focus on a few favorites. For the most part, if it is listed here, the product looks great, decent color and lighting and all that jazz: Teen Dreams 14 from New Sensations/Digital Sin B+ Yeah! Rebeca Linares! A sweet innocent scene - as far as porn goes anyhow. Mindy Lee is another cutie.
Fresh Outta High School 5 from Digital Sin B+ Another one from Greg Lansky & Mike Adriano - they've been doing lots of schoolgirl/college movies lately. I'd just as soon see them stick with the hardcore anal flicks like Prying Open The Third Eye. But that's me. It's a solid title, if you like seeing girls in their sexy schoolgirl outfits - AND I DO! Each girl here is a winner. Get Naked from Acid Rain A- A couple of surprisingly intense anal fuckings here. Not quite expected but appreciated. Alicia Angel is one of the stars. Paste My Face 7 from Overboard Video / Northstar B+ A few fresh newbies in this blowjob and facial flick - I felt a little guilty how young some of these looked. It's worth checking out if you like these all BJ movies - total of 12 hotties all going in one at a time. North Pole 53 from Northstar B Best reason to see this one is Allie Sin teaming up with Peter. Fully Loaded 4 from Red Light District A- Holy cow Batman! Roxxxy Rush, Sierra Sinn and Tiffany Rayne in one movie! Getting ass-fucked! I'm not a fan of creampies but they end up tossing out a few facials anyhow. And the anal sex is great. Regular action, DP action, that cool move where the guy on the bottom pulls his cock out of the girl's ass, lifts her up so the guy on top can shove some cock in. It's a slick move when done right and by the way, not at ALL gay. My Dirty Angels #3 from Northstar B+ My favs Addison Rose and Courtney Simpson in the same movie but of course and sadly not together. Not their best scenes but solid B+ work. Make Me Creamy 2 from Vouyer Media A- Monica Breeze is the standout in this one - she's been in stuff though I've really never noticed. Plenty of anal for us ass fans - she's also got a POV bonus scene (Nut on the Nanny) that is perfect. Aubrey Adams is also great in this one. Naughty Amateurs 3 from Combat Zone B Newbies Tiffani Rox (!!!) and Sequoia Redd team up - oh yea! First they mess around with each other then a guy fucks them. We all first saw Tiffani at BangBros - oh yea! Beyond these two girls, I wasn't too wild about the rest of the flick. I Love Taylor from New Sensations A Some prime cuts of Taylor Rain - you get stuff that Darkko and others shot for a total of 11 scenes. Head Case 2 from 3rd Degree B+ 12 girls, 12 scenes, POV BJ action - my favorite was little Riley Shy. New Chicks Cum First 4 from Red Light District A Solid all around - but I really got heated up seeing little Stephanie Cane. Stunning! And sweet. It's all pussy but what a pussy! I think the red sofa really adds something to these newbie scenes. Must be the right color contract against that nicely tanned skin. True to the title of this movie, she's busting out movie orgasms left and right.
Today marks 3 years of HeyNow Quickies! Yep, in August of 2004, the HeyNow Quickie Review Thread landed on ADT. Probably climbed on top to try and get some. I'm not sure why I started - I guess I just wanted to. At that time I graded the good and the bad. Now, it's more of a list of my favorite recent viewings. And then I missed months in 2005 when I skipped quickies and went for the full review here at ADT. Once 2006 rolled around, I kicked off an "all-new" thread for the year and did the same this year. And here we are. I think the thread gets maybe, just maybe, around 100 views each time I post. That's not many but it's more than hear my ramblings in my head. Of course, I treat it as a blog of what I've seen and I do reference it from time to time to see what I liked. If someone has the same porno preferences, you'd probably like my A rated movies. I've said it before, if an A+ comes around, well, call in sick for work, get to the video store and get your pants pulled down. In that order. And the latest batch: A2M 11 from Anabolic A I've noticed this one has been getting some rave reviews around here. I really thought I was on to something with the first scene with Maya Gates - wowsa, she takes it back there with ease. Times two! An awesome blossom scene. But then I didn't get into the next few scenes - yet the whole thing ends strongly with Lexi Love and Maria Bellucci. Great job, Ivan! And a total of 6 scenes - that's a nice standard. Get Naked 2 from Acid Rain A My favorites: Alicia Angel and Holly Wellin get anally worked over. Nicely. 2 really great scenes. Penny Flame has a good scene too - of course just pussy action for her. Cheating Housewives 3 from Smash Pictures B+ Oh no, our little Aurora Snow is a MILF? I guess I knew that. She has a great anal scene. The final scene is great with Nicole Sheridan: she catches her man jerking off, tells him to get lost and finds a new cock. Anal for her too with a blast of a facial at the end. Teenage Peach Fuzz 4 from RLD B+ A solid barely legal flick. Alexis Love, Mia Grey and Micah Moore. Flexi Fucks from Score A Bend 'em, dick 'em! as written on the cover - first timers Scarlett Jolie and Kayla Stream are impressive showing off their flexible moves. I'm sure these girls got up early for gymnastic training for years in hopes of the Olympics some day only to wind up in porn. I'm fine with that though. They both put in great performances - this movie is listed as their one and only DVD so far - I'm quite impressed. Highly, highly recommend this one guys! 5 scenes, one on one, vaginal with highly flexible girlies. Suck it Dry 4 from Evil Angel A+ It's great, of course. 19 girls, all one girl on a cock, all BJ. With 19 sweet chicks, there is a look for everyone. There is some tease, sometimes, some big facials, some mouth loads and lots and lots of sucking. But in a good way! A lot is being made of Bobbi Bliss returning to porn - I'm sorry - I don't remember her from the 90's. My favorites ended up being little Tia Tanaka, Riley Shy (wowsa, I actually said "holy shit!") and of course my one and only current favorite Rebeca Linares. There is so much in this one that I needed 2 nights with it. That is damn rare. Swallow My Squirt 5 from Elegant Angel A+ This is the best squirting movie I have seen in some time! Wow, It starts off great with Angela Stone blasting load after load of squirts all over the stunning Bree Olson. These are nice solid streams of squirt - just how I like to see it. All along the way in the movie, it's 2 girls on one guy. I also really liked seeing Nikki Nievez with Annie Cruz then Angela Stone is back in the final scene with Harmony - again a very strong scene. Angela is just so good at this stuff. Bore My Asshole 2 from RLD A- Great anal from Jennifer Dark, Maya Gates and oh lord, Marsha Lord (takes 2 guys in all the good ways.) Aline has some great looking doggie style anal. Who's That Girl 5 from Vouyer Media B+ Courtney Page is probably the freshest of the bunch here - and the most appealing to me. But then you have that hot anal scene with total newbie Brandi Edwards - she's wears glasses and gets them soaked with cum at the end. Fan favorite Alexis Texas has the final scene of the movie but I prefer her POV-style bonus scene. Gaped Crusaders 2 from Hustler A+ Another damn winner from Van Styles - just as good as part one. Goodly Godly, what a scene with Rebeca Linares! And this is probably the best scene I've seen from Dana DeArmond - and then Sativa Rose my next favorite scene on the disc. Lots of gapes, but nothing disgusting either - he gets the right balance somehow. You don't see these pink blob holes, just nice dark caves back there.
I'm back - I took the last month off from quickies though I've been seeing as much as ever. Some were average movies (I'm skip those) but some great ones too - some of which I'm listing below. Lots of A's this time around - it seems like the list is turning into a HeyNow Recommends! list. I'm seeing lots of Rebeca Linares yet which is fine by me - a couple of other young but super hotties include Christina Agave in Pick-Up Chicks and Rachel Milan in Ashlynn and Friends.
Celebusluts from Elegant Angel A Jenna Haze is always good - and little Rebeca Linares has a fantastic anal scene. The Sexual Adventures of Little Red from Private Wasn't a fan of the look of this one - though it had everything as far as sex. Dreamgirlz from 3rd Degree A A winner form Mike Quasar - Bree Olson and Amy Reid team up against 2 guys. Video quality is top notch - all the girls are stunning. Blow Me Sandwich 11 from Zero Tolerance A Another solid blowjob flick - everyone knows this series: all POV, 2 girls sucking cock. Allison Pierce manages to outshine my little Rebeca Linares with her deep throat action. Semen Sippers 4 from Jules Jordan Video A- I thought this might just be a cumshot movie but it is full on sex, plenty of anal, all with 2 girls on guy or guys in each scene. Alicia Alighatti is a standout here along with Brooklyn Night who highly reminds me of Allie Sin. Ready Wet Go 4 from 3rd Degree A I love these oiled up chicks. Amy Reid and Rebeca Linares (anal, of course) were the big standouts for me. House Of Ass 5 from Evolution Erotica B- Just okay - I do want to check out a couple more from Byron like the newest Lord of Asses. Ashlynn and Friends from Digital Sin A- Can you tell my favorite girl of the year is Rebeca Linares? She's like the second coming of Taylor Rain to me - and so good getting buttfucked. And get a load of little Rachel Milan (a must see!) and her wet panties. It's all vaginal for her, but oh man what a hot girl! Cum Fart Cocktails 4 from Red Light District A I hate creampies but I had to check out this famed series. Tons of explicit anal as you might expect. Ugh, I'd much much rather see facials than a deposit in the ass and see the girl grunt out a little river of cum. It's just too nasty to see that pulsating sphincter. But yet worth it for all the anal sex. I just fastforward to the cumswapping. I'll check out the rest of this series eventually. Pick-Up Chicks from New Sensations / Digital Sin A Wow, little Christina Agave! And anal too. I'll put my vote in for her as the most innocent looking porn star. It's really a must see scene. The rest include Ashlynn Brooke (trading sex for cash all the way!), Ashley Jensen, and big ol' hinder (that good!) Alexis Texas. True to the title, they pick up girls and take them back home. Switches to POV for the sex. Anal Hell from Silver Sinema B Internal Injections 2 from Diabolic A Sid Knox is back - somehow he really gets it right. The girls must be covered with spray-on makeup head to toe. And the lighting is excellent - every little area down there gets hit with light. Visually, it's about the best I've ever seen. A good mix of vaginal and anal from the normal starlets - and loads are in the pussy and allowed to just ooze out. Barely Legal Corrupted 6 from Hustler A A great one from Van Styles - released in early 2006, I'm a little late seeing it. Georgia Peach and Leah Luv are big standouts here - both do anal (something Van Styles seems to be a master at capturing on video).
I'm skipping my final proofread of this so I can catch the early Sunday football game (go Pack!) so please excuse any errros. A great bunch this week - on first preview I thought I would be giving Gape Lovers an A++ but I pulled back on that a little. Aurora Snow still has it down there though. Fresh Outta High School 6 from Digital Sin B+ Gotta love those school girl outfits - Jenny Hendrix is such a hottie and she has such a normal porn name.
Crack Addict 7 from 3rd Degree B I always want to love these a little more than I do - I guess saw a couple of solid scenes. Plump Round Rumps from Digital Sin A Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas put in a couple of great scenes but Julia Bond is in my dreams. Wow, wow, woooow. Grab it just to see her do her work. Sex with Young Girls 11 from Digital Sin B+ POV Pervert 9 from Jules Jordan Video A+ Excellent all the way around. This is a 2-disc monster too! I saw disc 1 a few weeks ago - Rebeca Linares was tasty and Paulina James too. Disc 2 really gets hot and heavy with newbie Audrey Elson, Bobbi Starr and the very tanned Amy Reid. All 3 of these girls do anal. Bikini-Clad Cum Sluts from Evil Angel A Darkko hits another one out of the park. Eva Angelina and Brianna Love are amazing. Renae Cruz too. Eva has been in the business for a few years - done a ton of movies - and still just lights up the screen with that cute smile. True to the name of the movie, a few girls get extra blasts of cum to the face at the end of the scene. Whole movie is pussy only - I do kinda wish Darkko would get back to doing anal themed movies though. Extra disc includes 5 BJ scenes that are worthy of any Suck It Dry movie including fanboy favorite Risi Simms. Big Cock Seductions 26 from Digital Sin B- It was okay - a little disappointing though. Seems liked from the production/filming days they tossed a few leftovers from the last 18 months onto a new release. Breakin' 'Em In 11 from Vouyer Media A Hot covergirl Andi Anderson kind of reminds me of Andy Andy from Cheers - except not really. It's the name I guess. She's pretty damn hot but it looks like this might be her one and only DVD movie. Too bad. It didn't seem like she hated it that much. Other standouts include Rachel Milan and wow, Crissy Moon! (I see she is up for the next The Gauntlet.) I like how the girls come in for a little interview in Vince's office, maybe show a little crack and then he goes out and check with the guys to see if it is okay with them - I assume anyhow, at this point I'm fastforwarding to the good stuff. Gape Lovers from Evil Angel A Finally got to see this one (Bush doesn't yet stock it) and wow, there are some good scenes. By far my favorite is the Aurora Snow scene with another girl and toys. Usually I don't like these G/G toy scenes but this one is amazing - beautiful shots of Aurora and her gaping holes. Jaw dropping it's so, so good! There was another scene where another set of girls start inserting everything but the kitchen sink - that was too much for me. Then there are a couple of good anal sex scenes - with a guy and a couple of girls. Anal sex fans will love this one - the movie seemed hotly anticipated here at ADT, but I don't see much on it once it came out. Picture note: the color is so saturated I actually needed to change a DVD picture setting to bring it down to the minimum allowed for me (-16). That is on a list of all kinds of settings (brightness, tone, gamma and so on) right on the DVD player menu. Helped a bunch. It's the first time I've used it - but I probably should more often.
Don't Let Daddy Know 3 from Red Light District B A nice collection of young girls doing vaginal - Ashley Jensen is a cutie. Supersquirt 5 from Elegant Angel A About like the others in this series. Lots and lots of squirting and right into other girls faces. Lots of Sierra Sinn. Lots of supergirl outfits. Countdown to Orgasm I got it to see Addison Rose so I just gave it a quick glance. It looked to be solo masturbation only - they actually do a countdown on the screen. Face Invaders 2 from Zero Tolerance A A tribute to one of the first video games: Space Invaders. This one isn't from Atari but from director Courtney Cummz and it pure blowjob action - mostly POV. It's as good as any other of the BJ titles coming out now and has about 10 or 12 scenes. Courtney gets on the screen for a couple of pop shots just to egg on the girl. Fresh Newcummers 1 from Elegant Angel A- My favorites were Micah Moore (of course - and she looks so happy here), Holly West and Christina Agave - she could be nominated for most innocent looking girl so it's a little surprising (for me) to see her give up her ass.
What else is there to do early Monday morning but to post another installment of quickies? Two complete winners for me this week are: Asian Fucking Nation 2 from Evil Angel and Barely Legal Corrupted 9 from Hustler. A for both. Every scene is great. And check below, I give out a rare A+ grade. Again - please excuse any errors as my editor is never around. Share My Cock 7 from Northstar C+ Definitely a second or third tier release - each scene is a chapter stop with no other stops. What the hell? It's 2007 and you're releasing a DVD like that? Anyhow, I thought it might just be a blowjob only flick, but there is sex, all 2 girl on 1 guy. There are a couple of solid scenes, no anal, but by far the best scene is Natasha Nice with Whitney Stevens. They rub their big titties down with oil, suck off a guy, fuck and they get a load of cream on their big ones - what a sight! An easy A to that scene - even though overall the DVD gets marked down for a shabby job of DVD authoring. Strip Tease Then Fuck 9 from Zero Tolerance B+ I thought maybe a couple of stars didn't really do it for me, so I pulled it down from an A grade. Still a damn solid piece of work with 2 great anal scenes that worked for me: Maya Hills and Rebeca Linares. SoCal Coeds 3 from Naughty America B 1 on 1 from Diabolic A+ Wow - excellent. Highly recommended if you like damn fine girls getting fucked. It looks just fantastic. Directed by Gregg Alan, who hasn't (as far as I can tell) put his name on a movie for a few years. Damn fine looking girls! Some great scenes here: Holly Wellin (anal!), always looking hot Ms. Eva Angelina, Maya Gates (anal!), Jenna Haze (anal!) newbie hottie Renna Ryann. There have been so many outstanding Jenna Haze scenes - but this one ranks right up there with the best of them. Barely Legal 75 from Hustler A Wow, 75! As the movie starts they flash all the covers of parts 1 - 74, it's quick but what a great history. I've long been a fan of this series. The girls sit around a pool discussing past fuckings intermixed with the actual scenes - 3 or 4 really good scenes done in the standard Hustler Barely Legal style. There is one girl named Aurora who is a standout - and really has a fresh, non-porn chick look. It's such a common name that I can't figure out what else she has actually been in. Finally all the girls get down for some poolside girl/girl group action with toys and strap-ons and then all line up, legs up in the air for some masturbation. The scene really really could have used some squirting like they did for #50. Something to think about in a couple of years for #100. (I only saw disc 1, I guess disc 2 comes with 8 additional scenes (kind of a best of Barely Legal or favorite past big stars) and a history of Barely Legal documentary by Ken Burns.) Dropping Loads from Platinum X A A cumshot compulation. Lots of great ones from the past few years. They advertise 77 girls with a total of 144 blasts. Who's counting – there are lots here including a few of Courtney Simpson (I miss her.) Who's Your Daddy? 11 from Zero Tolerance A- Another great one from this usually solid series - a quick little conversation with the girl followed by the daddy fucking. Micah Moore is as great as ever and Bree Olson give some great anal.
Anal Acrobats from Evil Angel Another one of those hardcore flicks from Jay Sin - lots and lots of girl/girl anal play with all kinds of objects. That part really is not for me - but there are a couple of great 1 guy on 2 girls buttfucking scenes. Just Legal Babes 1 from Silver Sinema B- The cover looks better than the movie actually is - but Christina Agave and Alexa Von Tess have pretty good scenes.
That Barely Legal Corrupted 9 is the latest from Van Styles. It's all vaginal but still a real keeper. Again, this is kind of a HeyNow recommends list. In Thru The Back Door 4 from Vouyer Media A All anal of course. Jenny Hendrix - young and hot, I'm sorry but they need to put a little makeup on your butt. Lana Croft - what a gaper. She ends up getting a huge load sprayed all over her. Not sure who the guy is, but he pulls it out and makes no move towards her but ends up spraying it about 3 feet. Maria Belluci - she really gets pounded for a long time. Savannah Gold is the bonus scene - if you haven't seen her, she has huge huge melons and they look really good. It's another very hot scene. Brianna Love is Buttwoman from Elegant Angel A Oh yea, this one is well worth a look - and it's got a little bit of everything and it's Brianna in every scene. I can't say she is on my top 5 favorite girls list, but she is hot. One is a blowbang, one is a squirtfest with Jada Fire (wowowowow!), a couple that start out by the pool (oh yea!) and some anal mixed in. Twisted Vision 6 from Red Light District A- POV from some master porn dude. Lindsay Meadows and Sindee Jennings put in a couple of great scenes. The Sindee scene is one to pound on when you get this movie. What a cutie (down there? Not a hair! Totally bare down there!) and she plays it all to the camera perfectly with her squirting on the library floor. Ass Attack 3 from Red Light District B- Haley Scott, Jasmine Tame, Sandra Romain and a couple of others. It was okay but I think there are many better anal fuck flicks out there. Caution: Your Azz is in Danger! 4 from West Coast B It's from a few years ago, it was sure nice to see Ashley Long and Dynamite. Total Interactive Control of Alektra Blue from Third Degree A This one is much like the My Plaything series - though it looks like they use multiple guys and no faked cumshots. You get the different dressup looks along with sexy and slutty talk. I almost always go for the slutty. Naughty College School Girls 44 from Digital Sin A You know I like this series. The girls dress (you know, those white shirts and plaid skirts) and play the innocent part pretty well. Of course, it's just vaginal action. My favorites: Covergirl Kara Bare is such a hottie, be sure to watch her teasing in the BTS. Renna Ryann - so hot and friend of Risi Simms (sigh). Carmen McCarthy - kind of a laid back performance. I don't think I've seen her yet but I do like her. 18 Yearsold.com from JM Productions A I assume these are web scenes distributed by JM. I was pleasantly surprised by this one. If you like them young and hot then here you go. It's boy/girl one on one, a good intro with tease and "naughty bits" exposures. It's shot at least partially POV and the girls play somewhat inexperienced. Cody Lane, Mckenzee Miles, Mindy Lee and two other girls. Come as You Please from Diabolic A- 3 solid scenes for me - out of a total of 6. It's nice that Diabolic goes beyond that standard porn 5 scene movie. There's a great anal scene with Brianna Love with some nice low shots in reverse cowgirl. Then there is Franchezca Valentina with another girl and a guy that is a quite a bit of fun. I'd skip North Pole 68 from North Star, Couch Candy from Acid Rain and Cum Stained Casting Couch 10 from Red Light District though I did like Jesse Jolie.
I was in a local club in Tampa a little over a year ago and got some lap dances from a girl that looked exactly like Dynamite. I found out later that it was the same Dynamite. For some odd reason, she looked shorter than I remember her in videos, so I didn't think it was her; o.w. I could have said "Hey, I know you....." Anyway, she has kept her looks and her lap dances were quite good. Edited by - Walter on 11/8/2007 11:02:53 PM Edited by - Walter on 11/8/2007 11:03:49 PM
I think next year I'll start a new rating system: instead of thumbs up or thumbs down I just give it a "pants up" or "pants down" except pants down will be good. Someone emailed me that I wasn't talking about hinderholes as much, so I've tried to fix that. Next time, I'll get to buttcrappers. Not just too many "A" grades this week but I am holding back on movies like Ass Worship 10 which I've only seen disc 2 so far but wow Jenny Hendrix! And then Flesh Hunter 10 which I also have only seen disc 2 has three great scenes: Tory Lane, Love Twins and Mia Rose. Once I see the other disc I post a full quickie which really isn't much more than I've done here - I'd expect high marks for both. And little Liliana Moreno gets the newbie award for The Girl Next Door 5. And I've been priming the pump with my top 10 list for 2007. I mentioned elsewhere on ADT that I have 8 spots filled (I'm assuming Big Wet Asses 12 will be on the list) and just 2 remaining. Every title on the list has already been mentioned here on this thread (go for the A plus!) Get ready for some HeyNow stuffing, a side of mashed potitties, maybe some ass gravy because here is my Thanksgiving Day 20 Pound Turkey version of the quickies: Cum Fart Cocktails 3 from Red Light District A Tiffany Rayne looks amazing here - what a face, sweet, bright smile ah aha ha! And straight to the A stuff for her here too. Lots has been written about this 2005 movie, but if you have been avoiding it (like I have) because it has internal cumshots, just know that most of the blasts are shot towards and into the hinderhole and not pumped directly in. If that make sense. So at least if you need to see spray to know the scene is over, you can get it. Tons and tons of anal here. Angela Stone and Brianna Love (no anal for her though) are a couple of other big names in the movie. Dropping Loads 1 from Platinum X A good cumshot compilation. Some real beauties and some not so much but with 65 girls you get a lot to choose from. Sometimes it's just that the girls aren't shot very well - or are told to lean way back. Just unappealing. But each scene has titles for name of girl and movie name. One standout scene is McKenzie Lee from her work in Tear Me a New One. Just based on the scene finale, I have to doubleback again to see Tear Me. American Daydreams 2 from Naughty America B+ Had to check out Courtney Simpson - always fine doing her cheerleader stretches. You know, the one standing on one leg and the other high in the air while her pussy is fucked. They kind of do an American Beauty thing with rose petals with her. Franchezca Valentina and Karina Kay (nice load on her boobs) are other highlights Gang Bang My Face 1 from Evil Angel Not my favorite genre but Sasha Grey's scene is damn great - it's all blowbang stuff here. Little Sierra Sinn gets it on with another chick in squirt wars '06. By the end, after they take on the guys, they are slipping and sliding on the floor. Be sure to check out this little sweetness Sierra (all of 99 pounds soaking wet) in the BTS. The blowjobs are the jam down the throat variety. Fresh Ripe and Ready from Red Light District B+ I didn't spend a whole lot of time on this one, but Allison Pierce and Taylor Nix impressed me. Cum alert: Redheaded Vixen takes a massive load of cum on her face. Fuck Dolls 8 from Red Light District B+ Anal fuckees Audrey Elson (takes on two) and Lana Croft were good here but little Presley Maddox was equally as impressive in a pussy only scene. Barely 18 29 from Sin City B A couple of good scenes - but nothing to get pants down for. I've Been Sodomized 4 from Red Light District A Heavy hindendhole hunking here! The girls (Hannah West, Ashley Blue, Jennifer Dark, Marsha Lord and Audry Elson) are great and they all get it back there. Each scene takes place in a hospital room. Yes, the same hospital room. I'd prefer them to mix it up a little - if not the theme, at least redress the set for each scene. Or think of a new situation. But the sex is damn good. Barely Legal: Bachelor Party from Hustler C+ Ehh. I didn't see much here. Fishnets 7 from Zero Tolerance I'm just not that into the fishnets and the girls that usually wear them - it's a fine movie - but just not for me. Hardcore Innocence 5 from Elegant Angel B- From 2002 and definitely felt like it. Teens Revealed 5 from Red Light District B From Michael Stefano - I love that cover with Keri Sable and Madison Monroe (I need to hunt for any unseen movies from her - another sweet, bright face!) Teen Dreams 15 from Digital Sin B Good scenes from Ashlynn Brooke (of course), Camryn Kiss, and Roma - she has a very non-porn girl look. I mean she's hot, but in a shy and innocent way. She could be the girl checking out your groceries. The Girl Next Door 5 from Combat Zone B Courtney Page and Jenni Lee get worked over in a 2 on 1 guy scene. Newbie Liliana Moreno (in her first scene!) is the standout in this movie. Really cute. But sadly, it's looking like this could be her one and only.
The weekly roundup: PornoMation 2 from Cherry Boxxx All computer animation porn - on a subtle level I didn't think it was as good as The Princess Has Come Of Age which is the only other movie in the genre I have seen. Still, some appealing and crazy things going on - with about 10 sex scenes with assorted men and creatures/critters with some storyline about a sexual gladiator to follow if that interests you. Bore My Asshole 3 from Red Light District Pretty good scenes from a couple, like Audrey and Maria but I think overall I'd like to see the girls get blasted with a full body spray/tan just to cover up blemishes. But that is just me. Flesh Hunter 10 from Jules Jordan Video A! Pants down for this one! Disc 1 is honestly a little slow for me but still strokeable - especially Jasmine Byrne in her cop uniform and sunglasses. She gets load after load at the end. Blast off for Disc 2; it has three perfect scenes starting with Tory Lane getting worked over by 4 guys in all holes. Always a great performance out of her and it all ends with lots of splashes on her face. Next up is just about my first look at the Love Twins - wow, double wow again! Then Mia Rose ends up getting pounded in the buttcrapper, piledriver style and gets nicely hosed down with cum. Platinum POV Fixation from Platinum X Kinda had a pro-am feel to it - shot in a hotel room, mostly POV, but then they move the camera to the side, and even to what seems to be a tripod for a further away side view. Kara Bare - those eyes during the BJ! Paradise Island from Private B+ It's part of the Private Tropical series shot mostly outdoors in an ocean setting - and as always pretty damn good: the girls are hot, but the scenes a little quick and there is some storyline that always gets a fast-forward from me. Oh, yea, no shortage of anal. Deeper 3 from Digital Playground Ugh. Not for me. I just didn't like the look of it. But I think it's just me, the reviews of it here at ADT are glowing and it was on Astro's top 10 at 10 list last year. Sodomy: Law of the Land from Metro Released in 2004. It's from Skeeter so it's intense. I got it to check out the Taylor Rain scene - which is great. I didn't really get into the rest of it. Sweet Cheeks 9 from Anabolic A- Starring the Stevens Sisters: Whitney and Britney - a way fun scene. You get the typical 6 scenes here so it's a little extra jam packed with other girls too. Lots of anal throughout. A2M 12 from Anabolic A- Even more anal in this one (also from Ivan - he did Sweet Cheeks 9 too) if you can believe it. Big boobed Shyla Stylez has a good scene, Dana Dearmond gets worked by two guys, but the big time winner for me is Veronica Jett. Beautiful and gets cock in her ass in a bunch of positions. Really a fine looking petite girl. Teenie Boppers from Platinum X B+ Kara Bare and Jaclyn Case are the cute standouts here. Vaginal for both - but they are just so (awww...) adorable and sweet. Kara Bare's scene is at least partially POV style.
I can't think of another intro so here it goes, oh but ain't that America for you and me so what you gonna do with all that junk? Ain't that America somethin' to see baby and all that junk inside that trunk? Ain't that America home of the free, yeah, I'm gonna get, get, get, get, you drunk. Little pink houses for you and me. And uhhh, what you gonna do with all that ass? All that ass in BIG WET ASSES 12. And with that... Big Wet Asses 12 from Elegant Angel A+ It's probably the hottest and most anticipated movie of November. And it's great of course. I'm not quite sure if it is going to make my top 10 of the year but I have to give an A+ to Eva Angelina's very first anal. On DVD anyhow. Maybe not even first but it's close - and she looks like an old pro. Sorta. I sure hope she doesn't go the way of April Flowers who did her first anal after years in the business and then promptly quit! She takes up the rear laying on the couch, a great example for fans of anal on belly! Check out that thread here at ADT (you know where it is) for some great pics. You also get Jenna Haze and some others but Eva and Jenna were my favorite. Gullible Teens 2 from Pink Kitty B+ So damn gullible, McFly! Lexi Belle and Jaclyn Case have good scenes, but the first one with covergals cheerleaders Stephanie Cane and Ashley Jensen takes the cake. It's 2 girls on one guy. Oiled And Spoiled from Intense Industries Probably my first look at this studio - covers have a very familiar design. It's okay, but I really wasn't too impressed - Moncia Sweetheart was about the best thing going here. Just Suck Then Fuck It from West Coast From the Mandingo. I got it to see Nikki Grind - but she seems half in a daze throughout the whole thing. We Fuck'em Young 2 from Red Light District B+ Tiny covergirl and total newbie Summer Paige is pretty great as is Naomi Cruise. Private Tropical 34: Caribbean Sex Conspiracy from Private I think it was a little weak for one of these - I might give up on these. Cytherea Iz Squirtwoman from Elegant Angel A I probably saw this once upon a time - it's from 2004. Damn slippery stuff. Thumbs up! Bodacious Booty 2 from Evil Angel A- Another pretty good one from The Darkko - and with some anal. Creamy Stinkstars from Sex-Z What a name! Of course, solid anal action from director Hillary Scott - I honestly didn't get that into it except Rebecca Linares of course (my favorite!) 18yearsold.com 3 from JM Productions A- Oh yea! Was this what Michael Jackson was singing about with his PYT song - Pretty Young Things? I don't even know, but some fine sweet ones here: Alexia Sky (she giggles a lot and then takes booming shot to the mouth), Christine Alexis, Sindee Jennings, Stephanie Kane and Tiffany Brookes. Recommended!
You are right Joey, I just saw Madagascar Sex Resort and it is great! But that tropical island stuff is about all I see lately from Private. I know in the past (the 90's and into the 2000's) they had all kinds of great settings but now whenever I got beyond the tropics I'm usually disappointed. And then with the RLD movies, I got Pleasers 2 and Wasted Youth 5 a little mixed up - what can I say, I'm not taking notes. Both are very solid flicks, worthy of a look. But one of them has the great girl with huge pussy lips - she gets bent over a sofa and rammed. But I can't remember who it is. I sure hope at least some of my quickies are right. Love at 1st Fuck 2 from Red Light District A- Some cute newbies here like Nadia Nitro, Marli Jane (gives up her ass - not really expected from a girl like her) and Jaelyn Fox. Paste My Face 8 from NorthStar/Overboard B+ For what it is, it's pretty good. All one on one blowjobs, mostly POV, some side shots (and some underneath shots which I find unappealing) and then girlie faces get creamed with one load. But it's got 10 girls, most young and pretty. A couple of standouts are Jessie Jolie, Ginger Lea and Jerzy Lynn (she says she got a shot right in the eyeball!) The camera work isn't always spot on - in the case of Jerzy, we half miss that shot to the face. New To The Game 2 from Diabolic A- Lots of hot newbies here - I don't know this newbie from that one, but the movie starts out with a couple of anal scenes (one is a DP) so that is good. I was surprised to see a little one like Nika get buttfucked. 6 scenes, you get a little intro with the girls wearing a cute top and colored panties. Girls include Brittany Angel, Nikki Kane, Rachel Milan and Renna Ryann. Madagascar Sex Resort from Private A+ Joey was right - don't give up on Private. This one is great - hot hot young girls, bright swimwear and great locations. All the scenes are waterside on the beach or on a boat. Don't Waste It Taste It 3 from Vouyer Media A One heck of a movie, Brownie! Cum flying all over the place. This is the movie where they blast loads into the mouth of the girl whenever they feel like it. Kylie Reese blows lots of guys but my favorites were the girls with dark hair: Lorena Sanchez, Crissy Moon!, and Marina Mae. Pleasers 2 from Red Light District A A very solid flick - I like covergirls Kylie Reese and Nikki Rhodes a whole lot. They do that sexy crawl towards the camera. Luscious Lopez (2 guys, anal) and Pricilla Milan also have very good scenes. Wasted Youth 5 from Red Light District A This has been a pretty solid series so far - this might be the hottest yet with Nikki Kane playing (I think) a back alley prostitute. But holy shitcakes, save some for Hannah West - she plays a girl that has to scrub up your floors on hands and knees - just stay with it. Wow! What an intro and a damn sexy (anal!) scene. Fans of girls giving the camera the finger after getting a facial will like Rebecca Lane. It's playful though. Lord of Asses 10 from Evolution Erotica B+ Wow, a great Jenna Haze scene with lots of anal - reverse cowgirl and missionary. Worth a rental just to see her. Gina's Filthy Hos 1 from Gina Lynn Prod A The A grade for this 2004 movie is for Allie Sin. What can I say, I'm a huge fan of her. I love her look, her body, the short hair, the way she looks getting fucked, sucking cock and on and on. This is a really good scene - with some explicit anal to boot! The rest of the girls are pretty good too. College Guide To Threesomes from Shane's World B+ It's a lot of fun - college type girls getting it on. They set up some sort of story for each scene or just let Penny Lane talk and then it's on to some fucking and sucking. Penny teams up with little Lexi Belle for one great scene. Really the best thing going for me was in the extras: they have a damn great (and long) POV cocksucking scene with Courtney Simpson. It's called a "Virtual Blow Job" - she plays along and does the nasty talk bit. For Courtney fans it is a must to check out. Edited by - heynow on 12/15/2007 11:50:37 AM
With the thread just about over for 2007 I hope somebody got a couple of suggestions from it. It's probably too late for Christmas presents at this point. Surely there were some good ones this year - but even so I like it because I can look back and get ideas of new rentals based on my favorites. Lots of solid flicks this week: 50 to 1 3 from Platinum X A I only saw disc 2 so far but I'm actually really impressed - I gave up after the first one in this series because all I saw was that ugly green carpet. That's gone in this one. You've got lots of girls and blowjobs plus sometimes they bend over just right to show all their bits and sometimes get penetrated. Lots of good-looking girls on disc 2 - really too many to mention but I liked total first timer Bridgette Banks (this is her only DVD appearance I believe) and Nikki Grind with the cute hair. I need to check out disc one for my little Addison Rose. Naughty Bookworms 9 from Naughty America A- Pretty nicely done, guys. If you like to see girls wearing glasses - well, here you go. I think ADT favorite Bree looks especially cute in them. A great set of girls from Rachel Roxx to Jaclyn Case to (wow!) Camryn Kiss and others. Obscene Behavior 3 from Red Light District B+ Oh holy jebus! Lots of girls licking guy buttholes. Hairy butts bent over and ballsacks hung in faces. Not for me, but there is still some good anal action and they remember to get reaction shots of the girls faces - either in ecstasy or exhaustion. Chicks Gone Wild 3 from Smash A- Bree Olson really shines here! A very very good scene with lots of anal on the red couch - some nice camera angles from her reaction to when it goes in and on to the anal. Just check it out! Young Ripe Mellons 9 from Vouyer Media B I'm not that much of a big tit fan - but it's fun and worth a look. Be sure to check out my favorite girl - she is hidden in the extras as a bonus scene. It's Tatiana Kushnev - they oiled up her titties so fine! Eventually she gets double teamed and worked over anally. Rain Coater's Point of View 7 from Red Light District B+ Carmen McCarthy looks damn great here. Only in Your Dreams from Third Degree A- Rebeca Linares, Shy Love and Roxy Deville - just look at the back cover. This one is damn good. Bring'um Young 26 from Anabolic A- Great anal scenes from Mackenzee Pierce and especially Missy Stone. Just jump to her reverse cowgirl anal - she leans way back and lets herself get ramrodded so hard. Summer Verona is damn cute too. She takes on two guys and gets a face full at the end of her scene. Hair Force One 2 from Third Degree B This isn't one of those monster hairy bush movies - just normal bushes. It's kinda refreshing to see in a 2007 release. Plus there is a good amount of anal! Whale Tail 2 from Smash B+ These girlie butts are great to look at with that thong showing - Loretta gets it on in the fitness center, later Nadia Styles gets her jeans pulled down just far enough to fuck. Bent over. Later she gets anal with her panties pulled to the side. Her nice dark meaty pussy lips get a nice showing off during the doggie-style anal. Ass for Days 5 from Diabolic A- Nicely shot, with plenty of scenes looking at rears. Not ass fucking but "bent-over-kneeling-on-the-bed" girls getting their pussies fucked. You know. Doggie-style. Sure, there is some anal too from Maya Hills and Tia Sweets plus this is that movie with the great Jenny Hendrix cover. But strangely she didn't get assed-butted this movie.
This slop? Yeah, it's all me. Hopefully Santa came down your chimney and all that. This one will wrap up the quickies for 2007 - Happy Nude Bear to all. Plenty of very good and great movies this year. Yet, I know I'm usually just getting my reliable favorite studios and directors and it might be good to explore out of the comfort zone a little. And I'll need to! My once long rental queue is down to 60 movies. In 2004 and 2005 that sucker was at 500 movies! Even so I think new releases will just about balance out with my demand each month. Naughty College School Girls 43 Digital Sin A This is that hot series where they dress the girls up in school outfits - that plaid skirt, white button top with sweater and tie. Do they wear these at Catholic colleges? Who knows! But these girls wear it for the whole scene! To me, that is just perfect. Dress lifted up, panties pulled aside, shirt buttons open to show some chest. Blond covergirl Jocelin Jayden, Leigh Livingston and Paige Love are the must see scenes. Seriously sizzling stuff. 18yearsold.com 2 from JM Productions B Bree Olson sings and plays guitar - both in the intro and grabs the guitar during sex. Sasha Grey has a great anal scene. Also stars Isabella Dior, Isabella Summers and Paulina James. Fuckin' Around in South Beach from Red Light District B It's one of these movies taped in a Florida hotel room like On The Road 1 and 2 from earlier this year. I like a couple of the girls - for some of them this might be nearly our only look at them. On DVD at least. It's a Daddy Thing! 4 from Elegant Angel B+ Naomi Cruz and Nikki Flame are the highlights here. Squirtfest from Vivid C+ Wha? Vivid? Well, on the plus side it's directed by Axel Braun, but it's just one orgy type scene that lasted about an hour. I'd say skip. The Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience from Evil Angel A- Are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced? Yeah, it's decent - but I'm not quite in love with it. Some solid anal action - one with Jenny and another girl and a guy, then later her first DP. Jenny fans are eating it up, I'm sure. Big Natural Breasts 10 from Digital Sin B It's what the title says. Natasha Nice and Honey Dijour (bushy too!) were my favorites. Ashlynn's Reality Check from Digital Sin A- She's in every scene - sometimes one on one with a guy, sometimes with another girl and a guy. I really liked seeing Ashley Jensen with Ashlynn - they both show up in sexy street clothes and start striping each other. Yea, it's good stuff alright! In some of the scenes Ashlynn is being driven to the shoot and they pick up a guy and she starts with the tease and the BJ in the back seat of the SUV. Sexual Rage from Red Light District B+ If DP's are your thing, this movie might be for you. A couple of scenes are shot outdoors - lots of anal throughout. Ass Worship 10 from Jules Jordan Video A Brianna Love gets worked over nicely by two guys on disc 1. Disc 2 (wow wow wow) brings Jenny Hendrix (sweet and innocent and does anal, yes!) and Julia Bond. Squirt For Me POV 6 from Devil's Film A- Got it for Nikki Grind - a very good scene. She looks so great giving blowjobs. Actually the whole movie was better than I expected. I'd see more of this series. I didn't really see all that much squirting - though there is some. Nikki gets a huge face full of sperm in the end as does someone named Katalina Linda. Also stars Jenna Presley, Leah Stevenson and Dylan Ryder. The Good, The Bad and The Slutty 2 from Platinum X A We get Harmony (anal) and Alyssa Jordan messing around with a guy and Presley Maddox getting it one but the best scene comes in from Chelsie Rae. Wow! A great blowjob tease, with panties half down yet! Then on to some butt crack dick rubbing and pussy fucking. Then comes that anal and she is quite a performer: legs spread wide missionary (sort of), doggie, reverse cowgirl - she looks great doing it all. Highly recommended for Chelsie!!! Young Ripe Mellons 7 from Red Light District A This one is from back when Amy Ried went as "Devin Valencia" - I really have no idea of the story there or if this is her first scene ever or what but it's a good one! Be sure to check out Amy's shower footage in the bonus section. Others include Alicia Alighatti, Lain Oi (sucks on some long black cock) and Piper Austin. No anal, just big boobs. That's all there is. Now off for some eating and drinking. Look out drunk thread!
