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skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 12:38PM
A dildo never wilts.
Eric381
Deactivated User

What are you looking at? It
2452 Posts
3/05
Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 6:06PM
What about those weird jelly-like ones? Ya know, the long, flacid ones that just wobble around?
the unknown pervert
Deactivated User

I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Aug 5 2006 : 7:17PM
You could test this theory. Next time it's 105 degrees outside leave one on the dashboard of your car all day.
Manuel Ferrara
Member

94 Posts
2/03
Posted - Aug 6 2006 : 12:13AM
i love this topic,
people i love you all( well especially the girls), like steve said, i have no problem not working for people that don't want to pay my rate. i know that not everybody has my luck and some others to be able to use their own money to shoot movies, but all i want is to get great sex and that the people that spend their money buying it get at least what they expect from it. if for that i have to spend more money, HELL YES.
like you, eli,i have a fantasy world where i can shoot jenna and janine in a scene with rocco and nacho, all that cost me only 2000$, but then i wake up and have to go fuck the girls myself(wich is not so bad).
eli my friend, if vivid would give you 10k director's fee because they think your movies are better than others, would you say "sorry i can't take it because the other directors don't get as much" YES probably (huuummm!!! maybe not).
let's all have a big party, and since i charge so much money, guess what drinks are on me
manuel

tristan taormino i 100% agree with you chemistry is the key.
chico, man let's have a drink just don't throw up on me.
eli... hold on you called me mr frenchy so i'll call you.... mr ireland or mr baldy(i know!!! i'm a kid) relax man, plus you seem so cool in real, so much anger like that can't be good.

 
JennaRulez2006
Member

The Best things In Life Are Chocolate
732 Posts
11/05
Posted - Aug 6 2006 : 8:39AM
Well maybe in your city or town. Because here in the big city of Toronto you would think we would have really good Adult Video Stores..not at all. One day earlier this year I went around to 10 stores looking for the following Jenna Jameson movies: The Masseuse, Where The Boys Aren't 14, Flashpoint and obe Loves Jenna. Not one place had them and not one place would order them. At one place the guy says "I just work here" another he says "I just get a box of movies and put them on the racks" and another said "We don't take special orders"
All the crap they had were comps, 4 hour blow job, cumshot movies etc. All crap. So i said forget it. Even Stag Shop and Seductions, Adult Novelty store chains here, they had a small selection of DVD's, seen The Masseuse for $40..wtf? Ya whatever, got it for $12 US on the net. So now I prefer to order my DVD's online from 3 retailers in the US and one here in Canada (Montreal) and two mail order companies located in Montreal who send me a catalogue every 2-3 months.
I won't waste my time with the stores anymore. Their prices to buy are a rip off big time and the people who work at them are clueless.
I use FiveStaDVD, Action-DVD, Adult Video Universe and VideoCanada online and they are great on prices and cost of shipping I find.

Edited by - scipio on 9/7/2006 11:30:58 PM

M.B.
Senior Member

1679 Posts
2/01
Posted - Aug 6 2006 : 9:16AM

Mod:
Removed needless large quoted stuff - scipio

Mate, no need to quote the whole massive post when you're replying to the one immediately above.

I'm also in Toronto and don't have trouble finding what I'm looking for. I've seen all the movies you mentioned at one of the local stores I go to.
The only time I've had a problem finding certain titles sometimes is if they are more than a few months old. The stores I go to bring in new stuff, but once it gets sold they don't get more copies in unless it's a very popular title.
They have already rented it a few times, it's been there awhile and they sold it. If they brought it in again it wouldn't rent much because most of their customers have already seen it, it would sit on the shelf collecting dust.
These stores make money on having the new releases in, sure they rent out older titles but the bulk of their business is new releases. Once a title has been out for a few months they won't bring it in again unless you want to buy it.

Edited by - scipio on 9/7/2006 11:33:26 PM

JEWEL (imposter)
Jewel De'Nyle

736 Posts
1/06
Posted - Aug 6 2006 : 10:20AM
Again Manuel I think you are missing the point we are not talking about the top guys like yourself we are talking about the new guys in this forum who want as much money as superstars like yourself and they aren't worth it. I and everyone else would pay top dollar for the male superstars but a no name guys needs to work his way up the food chain before asking for super star rates.
Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Aug 6 2006 : 11:53AM
Manuel, I'll drink all the Bud Lights and you can drink all the Coke Ones and I supply all the farts (unless Steve Holmes shows up and clears the arcade with his gastro-intestinal silencers :-))

For the record, I'd pay your rate in a heartbeat. Guys like you don't have to dinker with varying rates because of the performance levels. However, it amuses me to no end how new guys or pathetic performers try to charge ridiculous rates for pitiful performances. You know me pretty well and know how much I love to fuck with these guys ;-)

Let's go bowling!

Chico

Bill All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5334 Posts
6/00
Posted - Aug 6 2006 : 12:17PM
I'm going to reply to this post in this other thread that has become an offshoot of this one.
ipop
Senior Member

1115 Posts
1/06
Posted - Aug 6 2006 : 12:23PM
I think the original poster may just be frustrated because he can't pay for top notch talent because he is a no-name director with 22 unpopular titles to his name.

Now Chico is just a cheap bastard! (Just kidding--he will pay for top talent; he just hates to cut the check)

I'll make you a deal Chico. I'll do two scenes for the cost of round-trip air fare. As long as you don't put me with some nasty bitch, I'll guarantee good wood. If I pop too soon, I'll wash the Bentley for you.

Manuel Ferrara
Member

94 Posts
2/03
Posted - Aug 8 2006 : 1:09AM
jewel how are you doing?
i don't think i missed the point, that first topic was directly about me and others. but who cares anyway.
hope everything is well for you.
manuel
Brandon Iron
BrandonIron.com

3832 Posts
3/02
Posted - Aug 8 2006 : 4:58AM
Manuel: Get back to the drinks you are going to buy. Who do I give my order to?
tricia_devereaux
Evil Angel DVD

Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous?
4283 Posts
4/00
Posted - Aug 8 2006 : 6:40AM
I want a vodka lemonade. Highest paid porn icon at the table picks up the tab!
BlueUnit
Member

72 Posts
6/06
Posted - Aug 8 2006 : 8:37AM
Where's the Bar??

Seriously..in every business..your stars players get paid the most..the rookies and not so good performers get less.

If an employer is stupid enough to pay a rookie a star player's salary..that is there choice...its a free country.

..but, most likely, they will soon be out of business.

As for the guys being a prop..wrong! As a consumer I know which dudes gets the girls wet..they are the ones I want to see bringing it on.

 
TonyC
Comstock Films

2523 Posts
8/03
Posted - Aug 8 2006 : 8:42AM
Lube wrangler porn! Bring it on!
terri summers
Member

Come and play!
346 Posts
10/03
Posted - Aug 8 2006 : 11:13AM
yeah me and andrea get that to, you report every new movie/compilation whatever you're in, and if its ever on TV(late night cable) you get paid every 3 months. so here it really pays off doing features as they tend to be on TV more, so you do your scenes, but afterwards you get paid extra by the union:)

JennaRulez2006
Member

The Best things In Life Are Chocolate
732 Posts
11/05
Posted - Aug 8 2006 : 12:08PM
Well I am in the east end and the adult video stores suck out here, and no way am I going all over town to find titles. Besides buying them from these stores many times the price is too high as I can get cheaper off the net.
I would think there are only a few good stores here really. The west end probably has more good ones and the downtown ones is hit and miss. Like I said I went into Stag Shop and Seductions and their prices were a rip. Might have some good titles but not going to pay like $40 for a dvd.
astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Aug 8 2006 : 12:15PM
The porn store discussion has been moved here so that the original topic can continue here.

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

JEWEL (imposter)
Jewel De'Nyle

736 Posts
1/06
Posted - Aug 9 2006 : 4:08PM
Manuel I love you and would pay for you anyday but guys who think they can charge as much as you and not live up to it shouldn't price themselves at your level. Many kisses darling.
OREN
Anarchy Films

250 Posts
12/03
Posted - Aug 9 2006 : 5:17PM
Brandon, can you order me a glass of Vodka on the rocks, I don't drink but I sound cool, don't I?

Oren
Anarchy

Brandon Iron
BrandonIron.com

3832 Posts
3/02
Posted - Aug 9 2006 : 5:23PM
Need to see your ID, babyface.

On a different note, I stopped working on my algorithm to precisely calculate rates in the business. Instead, I now have the Porn Scene Card. You get it punched each time you work. After 20 scenes, your rate goes up. Then, you start another card. It's fun and easy to use for anyone who used to eat at Subway.

I think this will be my greatest contribution to the business.

Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Aug 9 2006 : 5:24PM
Do you know what a heroine I'd be to all my fangirl friends if Manuel bought me a drink? Even if he just sent a round to the table I was at, they'd be so jealous. The ladies love him, with good reason. See, most of them are afraid to post here, for many reasons, mostly self-imposed, but he's got his fans. As do those "Top Ten or Twenty" guys that deserve the highest rates. All the other guys, we don't even notice them. In fact, unless they have a special look, or a special attitude, or a special "move," we couldn't care less. We fast-forward those guys, which means we also fast-forward the girls they're performing with. I speak only for myself and the women that correspond with me privately about such things. Other female ADTers might feel differently.
Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Aug 9 2006 : 5:25PM
Brilliant. It's really that simple, if you think about it, which apparently you have.
morbidthoughts All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Big cats scare me but...
3627 Posts
1/03
Posted - Aug 9 2006 : 5:51PM
When Manuel bought Steph a drink in Vegas, all the guys grumbled, "Playa".
 
Crucifixio_Jones
Senior Member

Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist
4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Aug 9 2006 : 6:09PM
But what if after 20 scenes you still suck?

I suggest a panel of Porn Overlords picked from various walks of life and various jobs within the industry and a few fans and reviewers who will have a roundtable discussion of the performer's previous 20 scenes and then conduct an interview with said talent. They will then decide what the talent's new rate will be. It could go up, it could go down. Best to make those first 20 scenes count!!!

OREN
Anarchy Films

250 Posts
12/03
Posted - Aug 9 2006 : 6:12PM

Brandon Iron wrote:
Need to see your ID, babyface.

Oren

Brandon Iron
BrandonIron.com

3832 Posts
3/02
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 6:36AM
Back to the drawing board! Now, the consensus is that one Porn Overlord will be dressed up like a Roman Emperor. He will give one thumb up to increase the rate. One thumb down to decrease it.

One thumb sideways will remain the international sign for hitchiking. No change there.

cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 9:45AM
Bear in mind, unless you plan to elect a plebeian tribunal with veto power, this overlord thing is far too susceptible to Caesar's whimsy and corruption. But everbody knows porn ain't a democracy.

What about a slot machine with three digits, 0-9 on each one? You make anywhere from 1 to 999 dollars a scene. If you could make more beer money at the sperm bank, you carry your happy ass down there instead.

Beaver
Member

137 Posts
11/01
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 10:50AM
Hire me then. I'd actually pay YOU 2K to fuck Amy Ried!!!

;)

Robbie
Member

884 Posts
1/05
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 12:16PM
Mr. Peter
Member

423 Posts
11/03
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 1:58PM
Hoa Steve,

when will you spend 200$ on me making BTS? hehe

tricia_devereaux
Evil Angel DVD

Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous?
4283 Posts
4/00
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 2:10PM
Brandon - you're awesome.
But who gets to be the Roman Emperor?
astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 2:39PM
To quote the late, great John Belushi...

TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!! TO-GA!!!!

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 4:30PM
It's got to be John.
After all, it was the Roman Empire.
 
Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 5:29PM
Ooh. Empress Tricia. I like the sound of that.
astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 5:31PM
She's like the female Palpatine, just without all the wrinkles!

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

tricia_devereaux
Evil Angel DVD

Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous?
4283 Posts
4/00
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 5:51PM
I'm not the Empress. I'm the QUEEN of the Empire!
Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 6:30PM
And I am at your service, my grace. I am unemployed at the moment. Do your require a handmaiden perhaps? Someone to attend you during your daily ablutions?
tricia_devereaux
Evil Angel DVD

Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous?
4283 Posts
4/00
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 7:13PM
Yes. Your glamazon fabulousness can follow me around all day and massage my mammoth natural breasts whenever they get sore.

I will come up with more duties for you, but the massaging of my breasts will occupy most of your time.

Crucifixio_Jones
Senior Member

Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist
4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 7:43PM
Ok, one...this whole Empirical Tribunal was MY idea.

So any breast massaging that's due to take place, I should get first dibs, no?

dandaman
Devil's Advocate

Still stuck in hell's waiting room
384 Posts
1/05
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 7:45PM
Did I tell you Tricia that I'm unemployed as well, ( or so I am since this moment ). Can I help Pagoda with the massage, so she can do the other duties?
[:P)]
tricia_devereaux
Evil Angel DVD

Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous?
4283 Posts
4/00
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 7:47PM
Only glamazons need apply.
CJ - I will come up with other ideas for you.
dandaman.... hmmm...... you will perhaps someday earn the honor of rubbing my precious well-manicured toes.

It's good to be queen. :)

Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 7:50PM
Yaaaaaaaaay!
Bill All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5334 Posts
6/00
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 8:09PM
Damn, I need to move to the west coast.
dandaman
Devil's Advocate

Still stuck in hell's waiting room
384 Posts
1/05
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 8:11PM
From now on. I'm the Tricia's toes advocate.

[:P)]

the unknown pervert
Deactivated User

I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 8:26PM
Forget queen you need to be Secretary of Labor.
tricia_devereaux
Evil Angel DVD

Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous?
4283 Posts
4/00
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 10:52PM
Can the queen also be the Secretary of Labor?

I shall assemble my staff of people who will carry out the duties that are absolutely necessary to my every happiness.

Brushing my hair. Cooking for me.
Shaving my pussy.
Handwashing my underwear - with their tongues.

Are there any other duties that I am forgetting about? I am a VERY demanding queen. And the fate of the Empire is in your hands.

astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 11:01PM
You better redirect Pagoda to cooking. Not wanting you to go without, I'll stand in for her former position...

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 11:12PM
Hey, you're the one with Rachael Ray as your avatar, Astro. I think you need to be the executive chef. That'll take up most of your time, planning menus, purchasing groceries, etc. I'll help out when I'm not massaging Tricia's boobs.
john thomas
Deactivated User

1168 Posts
6/06
Posted - Aug 10 2006 : 11:14PM
Is the shaving your pussy position still available, tricia? I am willing to offer my services. And I promise you can queen on me as often as you wish.
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