i enjoyed tim's scenes at the end of cum glazed. i want to find full scenes, not pov of him. can anyone recommend any? Topic Moved by - hardware on Jun 1 2007
moifit, sorry to disappoint, but I have only done p.o.v. scenes so far in my career. the closest thing I have done to a regular scene (camera angle wise) was in Jailbait #3 w/Ashley Jensen, which eventually becomes a p.o.v. segment. there's not much room for 250 lb. beer swillers in front of the camera, so I take what slices I can get. and the fact that I been able to have the luxury of a p.o.v. only career, makes it a lot sweeter. lates, Von S.
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ragingbull Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 5 2007 : 8:27PM
von qwine is a lucky man he has gotten a lot of blowjobs from his work.
Swine is the worst date ever, but my life wouldn't be complete it I didn't have another shot. He's the most coolest awesomest dude on the history of porn. there is nothing better than watching a von swine POV with Swine, skronker Bono, And Vinh. HAHAHAHAHAHa
I hope to swill with Swine this very week. I lament the still-birth of Nasty.com, but know that the Pig shall rise even yet to new frontiers of mud-slopping, suds-sloshing depravity.
Noah's post had me reaching for my p.o.v. rapsheet where suprisingly I had (until now) forgotten to add both miss Jensen and Marie Luv. who knows, maybe I'll post it, it's not very long but does have some wonderfully hot babes on it. and 3SB, when and where my dear? not afraid of history repeating itself I take it, you are a woman of true courage. will post the fat pig p.o.v. list if y'all want next time. lates, Von S.
i dont know but when i seen your pov it makes me feel creepy like u have girl in your movie becuase you want to fuck girls. no offense i dont like to see the women disgusted. keep doing you though
lmfao! jmfg, it sure didnt stop them from doing their paperwork of cashing their checks,lol. hopefully their experience w/me opened up their eyes to new avenues in life other than doing pov segments w/whale bellied cameramen whilst dreaming of JeanValJean. and although I might be at the bottom of the pov porn barrel, rest assured that more than a few starlets have worked w/me more than once, gladly even! not every gal ran away sreaming for the toilet to go vomit after one of my filthy T.Von Swine hogblasts, even though my segments might project otherwise. Im not in shape, nor the best looking guy, but that's why it's so fun for someone like me to be doing this. either way, thanx for posting this, I good a good chuckle when I first read it. lates, Von S.
he vonswine, i couldn't find the cum glazed thread could u please answer my ? from the Wurope VOyeur thread here since it is a thread dedicated to u, thnx
word is that there will be a photo set in an upcoming issue of FOX magazine featuring me vs. Heather Huntley,..dont expect any full blown b/g scenes anytime soon, but if I get the chance w/the right gals, I'm goin for it,..lates, Von S.
I wanna see Mr. Von Swine get some oral love or other great actions from the likes of these top girls: Amy Reid Audrey Bitoni Carmella Bing Claire Dames Camryn Kiss Cassandra Calogera Holly West Jayden James Lisa Ann Mariah Milano Natasha Nice Penny Flame Priya Rai Rachel Roxxx Sativa Rose These ladies are some of my favorites and to my knowledge have not yet had the honor of servicing the most excellent Tim Von Swine - a true connoisseur of women. I like to mention my favorites because it is a suggestion to them to seek out and work with the great man who coined the term "pig sauce" and perhaps also an opportunity for Von Swine to get some amazing blowjobs captured. I thought I'd throw these ladies' names out there to see if any (and hopefully all) are receptive to the idea of orally introducing themselves to the piglet between his legs. It's awesome to see beautiful woman sucking away on that with Von Swine exposing his glorious belly to the world. I know that I'm next to nobody (especially in the porn world) but if it means anything here, this potbellied pervert is a porn legend...perhaps the Ron Jeremy of directing could be a fair analogy.
Mr. Von Bailey; thanx for the list of starlets for possible p.o.v. romps in the future, I'll definately make note of some of these names. but in case you didnt know, I've already had a p.o.v. session (bj only) w/Amy Reid back when she was still Devon Valencia for the bonus segment of O-Ring Blowout. she was still dewey fresh and maybe it was her 3rd/4th scene tops at that time which made/makes it all the more special. I almost grabbed Penny for a p.o.v. segment for nasty.com, but the gig ended before I could put it together, :(. and Cassandra WAS booked recently for 3 shoots w/me and Mike but she flaked and we still dont know if she's gonna come back which is also a real :(, lol. luckily w/the inception of the new series Jerkoff Material, I get a segment or two each volume which is a real stoke, in addition to getting some bonus segments in flicks like P.T.L & Boobaholics, so my p.o.v. tallies will(slowly but surely) increase as the year goes by. I'll keep y'all posted as to who with and when I got more scenes comin out. Skronks: you can (sort of) add me to that list too if it weren't for some 11th hour backup from the S&D Parliament laying down the veto on my guillotine appointment once upon a time. what's that old saying, 'you can tell a man's character by the fans he has on adult message boards', or something like that?? or does the gradient have to do w/how much canned American beer a guy swills??,..I digress,..seven days til Vegas, let us pray for; resillient inards, in room p.o.v. (and NON p.o.v) blowouts, agreeable hookers, & room to swill in the sportsbook! oh fuck yeah!! lates, Von S.
Tim contact Tanner Mays for a good blowbang for your site nasty.com...
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 3 2009 : 11:21AM
What a bitch...I can't believe she flaked not once or twice but three times! I've totally adored her up to this point but after reading that I don't know if I'll ever be a fan again. As for Amy Reid, great work on that mate! That must have been an amazing time for you to have that Goddess sucking on your horny hog. I think out of all the ladies I mentioned that Claire Dames would do the best job of sucking you off and would be a treat to everyone. The busty Goddess Natasha Nice would be another notch on your impressive and rather large belt. Audrey and Priya are glamor dolls of course, so I don't know if they'll ever work with the Swine man since glamor isn't exactly your style. All of the girls are my favorites so I hope that you will get to work with at least some of these gorgeous ladies. Too bad about Cassandra...that's lame. Btw, I voted you as one of my favorite male pornstars in the Polls so keep up the great work Mr. Von Swine!
hey tim von swine!! i never got the chance to talk to you personally as i lost your contact number (you should hit me up on myspace so i can have it again) i didnt "flake" on your shoots by the way...if you are someone who watches my porn you obviously have noticed that i am a cutter.....the week that i was suppose to be working for you and mike john i had a mental breakdown and slashed six deep cuts into my arm...so i had to cancel those 3 shoots along with 5 other ones that i was really excited for. so please dont call me a flake...psycho and nutty yes, but not flake. anyways right now i am taking time out of the industry to get my self together mentally...i've had a lot of shit to deal with and i need to get that taken care of before returning to the biz. but i cant wait to work with you again sweety. as for taylor von bailey....FUCK YOU. you dont know who i am or why i cancel a shoot...my life isnt perfect so before calling me a lame bitch think about being in someone else's shoes you ignorant asshole. other than that i hope you all enjoyed your new years!! xoxo cass
it wasnt like that de-railed anything for us, we were just lookin forward to havin you around again, and I was also well aware of the reasons why (you couldnt shoot), but definately wasnt gonna post anything about that here on the message board since I DO respect your privacy and just threw the word 'flake' out there as an 'off the cuff' remark. I hope things smooth out for you sooner and not later, even if you decide not to get back in front of the camera. hey, any gal that's your age that likes Thin Lizzy is ok w/me, ;). get on the mend Cassandra and hopefully we'll chat, or even work again soon. xxx/o TVB; bro, keep in mind that things do arise in a XXX starlets life that can come out of nowhere and force her to drop dates on the calender, so please try and not tune up the gals like that in the future since it tends to add a level of tarnish to the post/situation that doesnt really need to be there. thanx again gang, see y'all in Vega$ in a few days at the 'Circle' w/beers flowin. lates, Von S. Edited by - von_swine on 1/24/2009 5:34:28 AM
Hey Cassandra, You have many, many supporters here that wish you well and want you to be happy regardless of what you do :-) We want you to be happy and healthy and enjoying life. I'm glad you're taking the time to work things out for yourself. Wishing you a very positive 2009.....Can't wait to see that gorgeous face and beautiful boobies in an upcoming flick :-) Take care, Axl
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 4 2009 : 2:22AM
Hey Cassandra, I'm sorry to hear about your sad situation. It is really stupid for me to make those comments about you when I have no idea as to what's really going on in your life. I truly am sorry for being an ignorant asshole and talking that way about you when you have had a tough time lately. I hope I didn't hurt your feelings but I certainly upset you and I feel very lousy about what happened. I really wish you the best and hope that you can get everything together and be happy like the way you make your fans feel. If you don't want me to write about you or mention you anymore I will stop because I jumped to a conclusion about you when I had no business to. Forgive me if you want or hate me but I just hate the whole flake thing and I mistook you for something you're not. By the way, I watch your scenes and never knew you were a cutter and didn't have any idea about your problems. Please don't hurt yourself anymore because you're really adorable and make people happy with your beauty. I feel like a pile of shit right now for making my rude remarks showing a lack of class. Anyway, get well Cassandra and bless you for your smirk and your work. Tim Von Swine, sorry to make any drama and upset somebody who definitely doesn't need any more problems. I only said that shit because I am truly an idiot and my brain thinks only weeks after it acts. It's really unfortunate to hear about Cassandra's anxiety and stress and it makes me worry about her since I truly am a compassionate person. Life is first and entertainment second so I really apologize profusely for being a scumbag. Anyway, I'm so tired I might fall asleep sitting and that's never a good look. Take care for now.
its okay TVB, apology accepted. i know your a devoted fan and i appreciate that. thanks for the best wishes :) i need them right now!
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 4 2009 : 11:44AM
Thank you for your forgiveness. I'm definitely on your side and I will never speak that way about you again gorgeous. I feel better now because last night when I read about what happened with you I felt terrible. I hope you can get better and feel strong again and soon come back too. Everybody loves whacking it to Cassandra! Hey, that should be a title. Anyway Tim, I hope you start casting some of the beautiful hot girls that would rock your wild hog. Let us know when you do. Edited by - Taylor Von Bailey on 1/5/2009 10:14:47 PM
although she wasnt on your list, Charlotte Vale got a real good piece of my 'wild hog' (lol,that's good) earlier today. she was even nice enough to swallow my pigsauce after taking it up the ass like a real lady, ;)! hopefully more tallies are on the way, so I can continue to represent all of you blue collar horn dogs out there, hehe. lates, Von S. 'the Babe Ruth of XXX'
I just got back to this thread after a few days. Looks like I missed an episode of Smackdown! TVB Edition. See, this illustrates the first rule of ADT: If you say ANYTHING about ANYBODY they WILL read it and they WILL get back to you, esp., if you say something negative. Dude, even industry people who NEVER participate here officially still scan this forums like hawks shadowing the dust on a rocky trail. Ah ... I had a good long laugh at your expense. Sorry! Hopefully, Cassandra will keep hitting the raves 'til she feels better. :)
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 6 2009 : 2:51AM
^Don't be sorry. Laughter is good and I'm glad to make it happen. I also agree Tanner Mays would be a great girl for Tim to film with Mike John or on his own - either way. Claire Dames is my favorite girl right now and I think she rocks anything she's in. You can tell she lover grinding her hips and moving her lips and sucks vigorously. It also helps that she's very pretty and has a perfectly sexy voice with very nasty dirty talk. That's why I'm such a huge fan. Cassandra Calogera and Velicity Von are tops too because they're spectacular (CHECKRACKular)and love to suck and spank cocks and balls too. Those are the best three girls in porn right now according to me. But Cassandra's not in porn at the moment and she's having personal difficulty which we all hope fucks off so she can keep bouncing. Velicity, aw she's voluptuous, beautiful and absolutely stellar. I think she's the most underrated girl in porn ever and I love everything she's ever done and her great personality helps out a bunch. Love those girls. That's why I suggest them all the time and hope the best directors/performers will give them a call and say "Hey, this guy told me to check you out" and make the magic happen. Audrey Bitoni, Mindy Main, Priya Rai, and lots of my other favorite girls don't shoot too much so maybe they're too busy or uninterested to be viable options. Rebecca Lane looks great and Angel Jay at Gold Star Modeling is a busty natural newbie already available for blowbangs. Those girls may also be great choices. I hope I don't sound domineering, or whiny because that's not how I mean to come across but just persistent and optimistic. Hey, keep up the good work.
The Circle Bar will be the hang out wed night Thursday night and Friday night and even Saturday night if we make it that many nights Swine and Skronker and the Bauer pissing off Whores like the first year with 3SB that was a great year and Gia Jordan hit that guy lol lol cant wait see you all very soon
Sweet Baby G has a roundhouse punch. I'll be counting the minutes, not hours, down to the first fight at the Circle Bar. Having closely studied Von Swine's compilation of vintage epic hockey ruckuses, I feel I'm on intimate terms with the beast within. Who knows, maybe the crashing economy will thin the herd of jarheads and "gangstas" that seem to frequent the 7th O-Ring of Hell during AEE, and everyone can sip their weak, overpriced vodkas in peace. NAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hey...the cover for Sperm Receptacles 4 is up now and it looks like a winner. Any hotties from that movie suck your cock Swiner? I hope you got some Claire Dames oral pleasure but I don't think you did. Any of the girls there give you a good suck?
TVB; I do NOT have any p.o.v. action in SR#4. mostly because that vehicle was already put together by Mike himself before I was workin w/him full time. SR will sometimes have a scene or two shot by me, and maybe even a p.o.v segmant someday, but those are usually thrown into Jerkoff Material or Praise The Load, and sometimes Boobaholics Anonymous or Racial Tension (which we're hoping to do soon this year, will keep y'all posted). luckily, J.O. Material #2 is one of our current projects which will for sure lead to at least one more episode of male chauvinist pig frolicking p.o.v. action from meself (since I just did Charlotte back on 1/5), lol. gals I have on the radar, but not yet booked are; Emma Heart, Evie DeLatosso, Ami Jordan, Dylan Ryan, and Jessica Bangkok. I also wouldnt mind havin a shot at Alice Bell, Victoria Jay, Kirra Lynn, or Pyrah Lee given the chance if these others dont pan out. and OF COURSE I still keep my fingers crossed that Cassandra will come back to us someday soon happy and healthy and ready to perform again, since that is a total dream date for me here in the world of XXX. ttys gang. lates, Von S.
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 13 2009 : 7:21PM
I really don't know most of the girls on your wishlist there Von Swiner but good call on having Cassandra as numero uno. I also hope she'll make a return and will be steady and happy and not have any breakdowns. She's an outstanding woman and so beautiful and a joy for us to watch. If I were you I'd be so very excited of the prospect of working with Cassandra - beautiful and luscious. A dream date indeed. I really hope you two hook up because she's one of the best women in the world and you're one of the coolest and best guys in porn. It would be a blast no doubt. On the other hand, Claire Dames should be on your radar too. She is one of the sexiest sluts in porn and sure knows how to rock cocks. She's my favorite girl right now and I think that you should definitely offer her some bacon to sample. I'm sure she would show that she can be just as much of a pig as the Swine himself. Sorry if I'm redundant or repetitive but I just love suggesting my favorite girls to anybody who can make anything possible with them because I always think it'd be a great idea. Anyway, keep it real Tim Von Swine...make sure you update us and let's keep hoping Cassandra will come to you.
^^TVB, no Claire Dames yet, but did manage a p.o.v. w/Emma Heart the other day that was outstanding. Emma can really take it up the ass thesedays and even 'allows' herself to get off from it,..am gonna try and squeeze in an Evie shoot here soon or some other starlet to be named later for a Fox magazine re-appearance,..oh wait, my first one aint out yet,..either way, I SWEAR that first one is comin out soon, (at least that's what Charlie Malloy promised!).to any and all, thanx for the support, this overweight, beer guzzling pork vendor appreciates it, a lot. lates, Von S.-the Babe Ruth of XXX
The fact that Tim had so much trouble getting things up and going, the failure (would you call it that?) of Nasty.com, etc. up to this point is a surprise to me. I'm glad he's working for Mike who's doing so well, but how is Tim not doing his own thing? Von Swine directed some damn good pics at Red Light/Platinum, several of which I own.
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 19 2009 : 5:25PM
Emma Heart is a sexy performer who would make most men quite jubilant so I'm happy you got some of that Mr. Von Swine. I'm just hoping that all (or at least some) of these girls: Audrey, Cassandra, Claire, Claudia, Lisa, Mindy, Natasha, Priya, Sativa, Tanner will also go taste testing your pigsauce in an honest oral effort. I hope I'm not irritating to suggest and declare my wishlist of women to do scenes all the time but I know some people do not like it. I just think if it does happen I may have helped out and that's awesome. If not, at least I tried. Tim Von Swine, to me, is the coolest guy in porn and is always a blast behind the scenes and in front of the camera too. Where else can a man with such a big beer belly get such beautiful babes to suck cock like it's going out of style? Maybe Dick Nasty has a more impressive resume of hot girls sucking his cock but I totally think that Tim Von Swine can outdo and outlast the old dirty Englishman. Who knows though? So far, Dick has got Amy, Cassandra and Sativa while to the best of my knowledge Tim's just had Amy sucking him. Hell, even Faceblaster has had Amy, Riley Ryder and Taryn Thomas sucking his cock. Tim's probably got a more impressive resume than him but is a little behind Mr. Nasty. I just think that it'd be great if there was a new Swine POV series or more scenes featuring the most fun guy in the industry. I really believe that despite all the economic recession shit this year may be a magical year in pornoland.
The March issue of FOX featuring Heather "Hack Wilson" Huntley vs. Tim "Babe Ruth" Von Swine arrived from the printer today. It'll be on newsstands in the next week to 10 days.
Eyeballs will melt! Had a rockin' good time celeb'ing TVS's 39th tonite at the Outback Northridge with me, JAG, M. Zane ("the MACK") and Von Swine himself, aka "Babe Ruth," and the fine fine ladies of the Outback franchise .... a fine swine time had by all!
Posted - Jun 1 2007 : 6:56AM
My EYES .. my mental EYES .. 
