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Sean Renaud
Member

181 Posts
7/07
Posted - Aug 29 2007 : 6:49PM
What are your unforgivable oversites in porn. I'll name the ones that come to mind for me
Unforgivable Oversights
1. Not having a chapter selection at all. It's not often that I see this one but it does happen.
2. Each girl receiving a chapter break instead of several, perferably done by either an amount of time or a position or act change.
3. Background noise, again not something I see often outside of Bang Bros styled porn but the director talking is bad enough, I don't need to hear a boat motor or the entire cast and crew commenting.
Excellent Extras
1. Cumshot recap. Seriously why isn't this an industry standard yet?
2. Interviews. It's not that I really like interviews, it's that I hate when they are part of the porn and just eat up space, if they must be on the film please for the love of god put them with the photogallery I also won't watch!
3. Choose your pleasure. The ones where they let you choose an act and just watch that with all the girls.
4. Bonus Scenes. The ones from other films, not the scene that was left on the cutting room floor until somebody realized there was extra disc space.
Doomed Odysseus
Member

39 Posts
6/07
Posted - Aug 30 2007 : 8:01AM
- Bad lighting; spastic camera work; poor angles that capture more testicles/male buttocks than dick-in-vagina ... oh, and cut away shots to yammering male talent.
+ I'm in a bad mood, so I am not going to think positive.
juha
Senior Member

2752 Posts
3/05
Posted - Aug 30 2007 : 4:19PM
Well, interviews are an integral part of the Gonzo genre just like the hand-held camera.
jrsl76
Senior Member

Perfection
4024 Posts
8/07
Posted - Aug 30 2007 : 4:24PM
I like it when there is a short interview at the beginning of the scene (or at least on the disc). I mean, hell, if I am going to be watching someone perform sexual acts, I like to see their personality and maybe know a little about them also. It depends upon the vid I guess, in the case of a Jules Jordan, Joey Silvera, Jake Malone, Etc., they have great style and this sort of thing doesn' t really fit into the flow of the scene, so as an extra it is great. Other directors work well with the aforementioned style.
Sean Renaud
Member

181 Posts
7/07
Posted - Aug 30 2007 : 5:56PM
Some interviews come out watchable. The vast majority don't tell you anything important about the personality. It's just "hello. I'm here to suck dicks. I'm such a slut."
If you're gonna do it right or not at all.
 
juha
Senior Member

2752 Posts
3/05
Posted - Aug 31 2007 : 10:52AM
What do you expect?
The truth?
I'm sure, if the girls really talk about their lives, on many occasions this will be a very sad event.
Something like: "Had to leave school when I got pregnant. My parents disowned me. My boyfriend left me. My only chance to make a living is sucking dicks. So here I am."
Edited by - hardware on 9/1/2007 2:20:46 PM
brewski
Deactivated User

208 Posts
6/07
Posted - Sep 2 2007 : 9:12PM
Substituting a strip tease for the yak-yak would be nice.
Johnothan Pedak
Senior Member

Catastrophe
1594 Posts
6/07
Posted - Sep 3 2007 : 9:06PM
Quick, someone copyright this title and get this series started immediately!
WOW. My 666th post, how sinful!
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