What's the one thing that will ruin any scene 4 U? (page 2)

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ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06	Posted - Mar 22 2011 : 3:31AM another thing for me is a girl who's smoking...god how I hate that...I know some have a fetish for that sort of thing, but it's a total buzz kill for me [Link]
NuTTy_BuDDy Member 608 Posts 12/00	Posted - Mar 22 2011 : 8:41AM Jackhammer position [Link]
jakejd4949 Senior Member 2938 Posts 8/06	Posted - Mar 22 2011 : 9:43AM Guys jerking themselves to completion , I know , thats damn near every scene . If thats what you need to get off , fine-don't show me that , get close and let the girl finish you off , same with open mouth shots . Not seeing the girls face upon anal enty, bad lighting or not seeing the initial penetration at all . I like chubby/thick waisted girls , stop letting them wear a shirt/skirt around their waist . And for gods sake , PLEASE stop all the fake quacking/gaging on oral , lets see real genuine deepthroat or at least the attempt . [Link]
ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06	Posted - Mar 22 2011 : 1:48PM jakejd4949 wrote: Guys jerking themselves to completion , I know , thats damn near every scene . If thats what you need to get off , fine-don't show me that , get close and let the girl finish you off , same with open mouth shots . Not seeing the girls face upon anal enty, bad lighting or not seeing the initial penetration at all . I like chubby/thick waisted girls , stop letting them wear a shirt/skirt around their waist . And for gods sake , PLEASE stop all the fake quacking/gaging on oral , lets see real genuine deepthroat or at least the attempt . Click to expand I agree with you on the jerking especially cause a lot of times it's a guy who can't even manage a decent load for the girl...and I'm with you on the girls face when she gets it in the ass... [Link]

Aplus Senior Member 1431 Posts 5/05	Posted - Mar 23 2011 : 3:39PM NuTTy_BuDDy wrote: Jackhammer position Click to expand Totally agree! Instant fast forward. I'll add the Froggy position. Guys who can't get or keep it up. Guys who talk "too" much Constant position changing. Excessive ass or face slapping red bruising from excessive ass or face slapping [Link]
charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09	Posted - Mar 24 2011 : 3:46PM Any type of video or audio flaw. The recording equipment is the most important part of any scene. Porn is just two senses: sight and hearing. Fuck up either of those two and the whole shoot is trashed. Shaky camera, dead microphone battery, cheap microphone, poorly placed microphone, etc. [Link]
angryassdrummer Member 559 Posts 3/11	Posted - Mar 24 2011 : 9:40PM several for me #black male stars- im not rascist but i only like to see white men in the scene i can watch women of any race, but not men #seeing a hot chick on the cover, then watch then scene and realise there is more than one man fucking her #the female star naked from start to finish- boring..i like sexy clothes/heels #male spitting on her-why? #showing the mans face way too much #too much of the scene reverse cowgirl #the woman not getting into it much, almost like she is on sedatives # a big one is seeing a star i like constantly and never doing anal..bores me to death and i lose interest in her very quick [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - Apr 4 2011 : 11:37AM Watched a movie last night and although it had pretty girls in it the guy beat his own rod to end all the scenes,but i was amazed at his "technique".It was almost like watching someone perform a Masonic handshake on there own cock.It ruined the whole pop shots at the end,pretty girl begging for cum on there faces and still he would not let them finish him off,it was almost like he was twisting a cap on a bottle of juice the way he was dealing with his dick. Edited by - stinkfist on 4/4/2011 11:39:23 AM [Link]
Karloff Deactivated User 319 Posts 7/10	Posted - Apr 21 2011 : 7:25AM backdoorman wrote: Mope stealing the scene by running his mouth too much. Poor lighting Cut from vaginal straight to anal and not showing the entry Poor editing Girl saying the same thing over and over and over I also hate it when a guy tries to cum on the girls face and misses by a foot. Director or cameraman stealing the scene Girl not interested Edited by - backdoorman on 3/14/2011 11:15:59 AM Click to expand Agree completely. Plus tilted cameras. We don't need artsy camera work. [Link]
Jonny Jay Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09	Posted - Apr 21 2011 : 8:32AM The guy taking total control, 'do this do that' ,'stay there' 'move that leg there' etc., Also Boz roaring as though he's a lion and any guy who puts knickers around his neck for the whole scene infact just putting them around the neck is a scene killer for me. [Link]
axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04	Posted - Apr 21 2011 : 9:01AM Any sex scene outdoors, particularly at the Beach. Doctor/nurse/medical themed scenes. Bad bj's (lacking sensuality) Jackhammering sex - WTF!? Giant pussies (lol!) [Link]
Savoy All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06	Posted - Apr 22 2011 : 4:16PM backdoorman wrote: Girl not interested Click to expand aka "bored look" aka "dead eyes". I can tolerate a lot in a scene, but if anyone is tuned out and balancing their check book in their head or daydreaming about the shoes they are gonna buy with their pay for the scene, I just can't watch. [Link]
simon33333 All-Star Member 828 Posts 9/09	Posted - Apr 22 2011 : 5:38PM Cleg wrote: What is the one thing in even the greatest scenes that will instantly ruin it for you and/or induce boner kill when you see it? That one single thing that can take the best scene ever and just crash it into a brick wall when it happens or when you see it? Everyone has a pet peeve, phobia, etc when it comes to their porn. I'm not talking about a specific kind of porn that you can't handle (scat, puke, rough, whatever), but instead something that will ruin any genre, even your favorite one. For me it's a woman with man hands or big feet that look out of proportion with the rest of her frame. (Especially big feet.) Click to expand What ruins a good Blow job scene for me, when the woman uses her hand 95% of the time to get the guy off, use the mouth that's why its called a blowjob and forcing the woman's head on the cock by way of using a bare hand placed on the back of the head to force her head to fuck her mouth with the guy's cock. [Link]
jfarley Member 242 Posts 5/09	Posted - Apr 22 2011 : 5:51PM simon33333 wrote: a blowjob and forcing the woman's head on the cock by way of using a bare hand placed on the back of the head to force her head to fuck her mouth with the guy's cock. Click to expand Yeah, coz women love that! Sigh. [Link]

jim2 Member 232 Posts 7/06	Posted - Apr 22 2011 : 7:31PM Girls that act like they hate cum. If a guy or guys want to give a girl a facial she shouldn't keep her eyes and mouth shut and act like she just wants it over with. Open those eyes and mouth and act like you love it. If you can't stand the cum then get out of the business. [Link]
jfarley Member 242 Posts 5/09	Posted - Apr 22 2011 : 7:39PM jim2 wrote: Girls that act like they hate cum. If a guy or guys want to give a girl a facial she shouldn't keep her eyes and mouth shut and act like she just wants it over with. Open those eyes and mouth and act like you love it. If you can't stand the cum then get out of the business. Click to expand Yeah, coz women love that! Sigh. [Link]
bootymeister Senior Member Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08	Posted - Apr 23 2011 : 9:31AM Oral segments when the porn star obviously do not like giving blow jobs. [Link]
charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09	Posted - Apr 23 2011 : 6:20PM backdoorman wrote: Girl not interested Click to expand There's a scene of Nadia Nyce reading a newspaper while Rodney Moore eats her pussy. It was funny to me. That type of humor could get old fast with repetition, but the director does have some options if a performer is phoning it in. [Link]
celluloidferox Senior Member @EmperorCorndog 1438 Posts 1/10	Posted - Apr 23 2011 : 6:27PM Lexi Belle ruins everything she's in IMO. [Link]
Kaminsky Deactivated User 272 Posts 4/11	Posted - Apr 23 2011 : 6:51PM celluloidferox wrote: Lexi Belle ruins everything she's in IMO. Click to expand Wow, I have never seen such an anti-Lexi Belle post! What don't you like about her, she is cute and loves sex. I thought the love for her was unanimous [Link]
Kaminsky Deactivated User 272 Posts 4/11	Posted - Apr 23 2011 : 6:52PM The big ruiner for me is females eating male asshole. It does not appeal to me one bit [Link]
bootymeister Senior Member Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 12:51PM Male saliva. A deal breaker as lube, pouring out of a guy's mouth, spit from a guy's mouth, spread over pussy or ass, left lying as a gerb on an ass cheek thigh or other body part. Any time male saliva is present in any way other than part of normal kissing, titty sucking, pussy eating or ass licking it is a scene killer. Who is the genius director who said '.. i've got a fever, and the only prescription is more guy's saliva ..' Apparently he is the mentor of James Deen. [Link]
jh30 Member 149 Posts 4/03	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 3:01PM tattoos [Link]
Pornication Member 130 Posts 1/10	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 3:09PM Isn't it sad that the things that seem to piss people off the most are also some of the most common gimmicks in today's porn?...Wide open ass holes that look like gaping wounds, men drooling on everything from the girl's face to the couch, girls spitting on dicks, man-ass eating, endless close-ups of the dude's face that at this point seem like a deliberate ploy to torture the viewer.... Honestly, can porn directors be ANY more clueless?...This is probably the only industry where you can be completely out of touch with the consumer's demands and still make a living. Edited by - Pornication on 4/24/2011 3:10:32 PM [Link]

guess1tw3ll Member 6 Posts 3/11	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 3:26PM Creampie Clean ups Girls licking guys ass Brian Pumper Evan Stone - I'm sure hes cool but its something about his face that kills my boner completely when the camera zooms in on him Mostly pissed ↓ ***************When guys dont let the girls make them CUM AND THEY JERK THEMSELVES OFF INSTEAD ************* [Link]
RedDevil87 Senior Member 1044 Posts 4/11	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 3:31PM I don't mind girls licking guys ass in certain nasty scenes. Just shows how filthy they are. The main things I hate are music, bad camera angles where you can't see much, and camera guys who talk. I also hate it when there are too many "cut to's" in the scene, and at bad times. Feels like I'm missing stuff. Edited by - RedDevil87 on 4/24/2011 3:32:04 PM [Link]
Boob Enthusiast Member 91 Posts 3/08	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 3:31PM 1. Male Spitting. 2. Bad Camera Angles - Especially that low-angle shot from between the dude's legs. I don't know why any cameraman thinks it's a good idea to make viewers feel like they're sitting on the floor between a naked dude's spread legs, with flopping balls and hairy ass withing sniffing distance. Save it for the gay porn, please. - Also, boy-girl cunnilingus should never be shot in close-up. Stay on a full-body shot, maybe with the occasional close-up of the woman's face. The exciting thing about cunnilingus is the woman's bodily and facial reactions. But I don't want to see a close-up of a dude's slobbery tongue and stubbly chin. - DPs should not be shot from behind. This should just be common sense. WTF? 3. Unrealistic (and often uncomfortable-looking) positions. Makes the sex look unenjoyable for the performers. Kills the fantasy that I'm watching real people fucking for their own pleasure. I don't need a constant unobstructed view of the penetration at the expense of hot fucking. 4. Hyperactive Camerawork. Porn camerawork should be smooth and unobtrusive, giving the viewer the illusion that he's in control of his voyeuristic experience. When the camera is constantly panning and zooming and tilting all over the place, it just reminds the viewer that he's at the mercy of some bored and jaded, and probably meth-addled, knucklehead. 5. Excessive male talking. Yes, I want to see some chemistry between the actors, and a little bit of male talking is probably necessary for this. But I hate it when the dude takes over the whole scene with his stupid chatter. I also don't want to hear him grunting or moaning excessively. And it's never, never, never OK when the cameraman or director talks. 6. Constant ass-cheek spreading. It now seems to be a requirement during doggie or cowgirl for a girl to spend the entire scene reaching back and spreading her ass cheeks. WTF is this? It looks incredibly fake and contrived. It replaces my nice view of a woman's ass with a pair of hands. It stretches the asshole in an unattractive fashion. And worst of all, it prevents the natural jiggling of the cheeks. I wanna see jiggling! It's even more annoying when the dude does the spreading. I don't want to see hairy man hands covering a beautiful female ass. 7. Misogyny. A disturbingly large amount of porn out there seems to be made by and for sociopaths who hate women. Keep this shit in the fetish section, clearly labeled please, so I can avoid it. 8. Gaping. 9. Ass slapping. This wouldn't be bad in moderation, but it's gotten to be an epidemic. It's like every male porn star now has this weird nervous tic causing him to slap a woman's cheeks at random spasmodic intervals. Incredibly annoying. 10. Men jerking off. WTF? There's a beautiful naked woman right there. Use her. 11. Close-up of man-face, man-ass, man-feet, man-hands, or anytime there's all man and no woman on my screen for more than a second. 12. Smoking. I know a lot of porn stars smoke. But I don't want to see it, because then I spend the whole rest of the scene thinking about stale breath, mucus, and fuzzy yellow teeth. 13. Too many couches, not enough beds. I don't get the widespread use of couches. It really limits the number of positions and camera angles possible. Plus it seems to encourage cameramen to get between the dudes' legs and shoot lots of man-ass. 14. A complete lack of rhythm to a scene. Too much stopping and starting, taking the dick out, slapping it around, pausing for a completely unbelievable ATM, switching positions for no reason, etc. 15. Fake tits. These don't absolutely ruin a scene for me. They're so widespread I've had to learn to accept them somewhat. But I'm never happy to see them, and I can't think of a single example where a woman looked better after balloon-o-plasty than before. 16. When the woman, instead of removing her top, slides it down around her midriff. Also, the thing where the woman pulls her panties to the side instead of taking them off. I know it's supposed to convey urgency, but it never does, and instead it just looks uncomfortable and distracting. 17. Dildos in lesbian scenes. Wouldn't be so bad if used realistically, with actual intent to give the other woman an orgasm. But instead it usually ends up just being gynecological poking and prodding. Also, as a man, it's hard for to relate to an inert hunk of plastic sliding in and out of a vagina. Whereas I can relate to fingers and tongues. 18. A whole lot more, but I'm getting tired of typing. [Link]
Pornication Member 130 Posts 1/10	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 3:33PM guess1tw3ll wrote: Mostly pissed ↓ ***************When guys dont let the girls make them CUM AND THEY JERK THEMSELVES OFF INSTEAD ************* Click to expand The worst is when the girl is jerking or sucking him off, he feels it coming on, and frantically wrestles his dick away from her to finish it himself! What the fuck is the point of that?! [Link]
jfarley Member 242 Posts 5/09	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 3:45PM Boob Enthusiast wrote: A complete summary of my thoughts exactly. [Link]
Kaminsky Deactivated User 272 Posts 4/11	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 4:54PM Pornication wrote: guess1tw3ll wrote: ***************When guys dont let the girls make them CUM AND THEY JERK THEMSELVES OFF INSTEAD ************* Click to expand The worst is when the girl is jerking or sucking him off, he feels it coming on, and frantically wrestles his dick away from her to finish it himself! What the fuck is the point of that?! Click to expand I hate that too. But the reason it happens is because most male porn actors have been in the business so long that they cannot get off by being stimulated by the female performers. They are immune to it because fucking for them is a professional thing, it is their job to be mechanical about it The pop shot is an important part of their performance, they know that and they don't want to mess it up. So they take matters "in their own hands." It is another example about how artificial and unnatural a lot of modern porn is. [Link]
Pornication Member 130 Posts 1/10	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 5:50PM Kaminsky wrote: I hate that too. But the reason it happens is because most male porn actors have been in the business so long that they cannot get off by being stimulated by the female performers. Click to expand Yeah, but in this case they ARE ejaculating; all they have to do is let her finish. Yet they grab the dick away from her in a total panic! I don't buy the oft-repeated argument that only the guy can aim the cum correctly. A man has really no clue where his load is gonna go. Some guys know they're shooters, others know they're drippers. That's about it. The girl can just as easily guide the load to her mouth, given that she is only a quarter of an inch away from the head. I love watching Vanessa Del Rio and Debi Diamond's cumshots for this very reason. They would jerk/suck/fuck the guy to completion and then swallow every drop without any "help" from the guy. Plenty of other girls have done it too. It's not exactly rocket science. And it's infinitely more erotic than the male-masturbation-endings we get today. Edited by - Pornication on 4/24/2011 5:51:25 PM [Link]
ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 7:03PM celluloidferox wrote: Lexi Belle ruins everything she's in IMO. Click to expand wow...there's a whole lot of wrong with this statement... [Link]
charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 7:56PM This thread is proof of porn addiction. All this crap we can't stand and still keep watching it. [Link]
Pornication Member 130 Posts 1/10	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 8:01PM Boob Enthusiast wrote: 6. Constant ass-cheek spreading. It now seems to be a requirement during doggie or cowgirl for a girl to spend the entire scene reaching back and spreading her ass cheeks. WTF is this? It looks incredibly fake and contrived. It replaces my nice view of a woman's ass with a pair of hands. It stretches the asshole in an unattractive fashion. And worst of all, it prevents the natural jiggling of the cheeks. I wanna see jiggling! It's even more annoying when the dude does the spreading. I don't want to see hairy man hands covering a beautiful female ass. Click to expand This annoying trend stems from the same stupid obsession with penetration. God forbid the girl's ass partially obstructs the view of the cock going in and out for a few seconds! [Link]

celluloidferox Senior Member @EmperorCorndog 1438 Posts 1/10	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 8:53PM ZeroCool007 wrote: celluloidferox wrote: Lexi Belle ruins everything she's in IMO. Click to expand wow...there's a whole lot of wrong with this statement... Click to expand Just stating my opinion; I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Kaminsky wrote: celluloidferox wrote: Lexi Belle ruins everything she's in IMO. Click to expand Wow, I have never seen such an anti-Lexi Belle post! What don't you like about her, she is cute and loves sex. I thought the love for her was unanimous Click to expand She annoys the hell out of me with her stupid "I'm so cute that I can be a total bitch and get away with it" act. She just comes across as being so snooty and fake is the main thing. Not to mention that "Airhead" role she always plays. To be fair; it might just be her gimmick, but it still drives me nuts. I can understand why other guys like her, but I just can't stand her. Edited by - celluloidferox on 4/24/2011 8:54:33 PM [Link]
Kaminsky Deactivated User 272 Posts 4/11	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 8:55PM All right fair enough [Link]
bootymeister Senior Member Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 9:01PM Her act is really getting tired now that she is built like a non-voluptuous MILF. How special is that? The young act and a covered mid-section in the same scene! Actually, Lexi Belle does not ruin a scene becuase I skip them. So back to the OP, a covered abdomen ruins a scene. Edited by - bootymeister on 4/24/2011 9:04:11 PM [Link]
ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 9:12PM charn wrote: This thread is proof of porn addiction. All this crap we can't stand and still keep watching it. Click to expand I think it proves the ubiquitousness of the crap we can't stand. Even though we know what we hate, and try to avoid it, we still cannot escape it, because it's too prevalent. [Link]
celluloidferox Senior Member @EmperorCorndog 1438 Posts 1/10	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 9:27PM ^ agreed. For me it's the extreme anal/gaping stuff. I don't care for it at all, but I have to tolerate it since the studios I'm in favor of shoot so much of it. The prolapsing is where I draw the line though. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 10:41PM Fake boobs will ruin ANY scene EVERY time. [Link]
Nameless1 Member 165 Posts 10/10	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 11:42PM There's a few things that I don't like, but the one thing that I would say ruins or kills a scene is Gaping. You got this hot scene and then.......I don't get it. Who thought that was hot? What's the appeal? Don't need to see the inside of a womans lower intestine. [Link]
celluloidferox Senior Member @EmperorCorndog 1438 Posts 1/10	Posted - Apr 24 2011 : 11:57PM ^ while I share your sentiments on Gaping 100%, I don't neglect those who want to see gapes. I think the gaping fans should get their gaping scenes so long as there are producers and performers wanting to do them. I just wish they would keep them in their own category. If I don't want to look at gaping assholes and the insides of colons, I'll steer clear of movies like "Gapeman" and "Gape Lovers". What bums me out is that I can't hardly ever just watch a solid gonzo or even a straight anal movie anymore without getting the extreme gapes. I don't care what they do as long as they let me know first! [Link]
Nameless1 Member 165 Posts 10/10	Posted - Apr 25 2011 : 12:05AM celluloidferox wrote: ^ while I share your sentiments on Gaping 100%, I don't neglect those who want to see gapes. I think the gaping fans should get their gaping scenes so long as there are producers and performers wanting to do them. I just wish they would keep them in their own category. If I don't want to look at gaping assholes and the insides of colons, I'll steer clear of movies like "Gapeman" and "Gape Lovers". What bums me out is that I can't hardly ever just watch a solid gonzo or even a straight anal movie anymore without getting the extreme gapes. I don't care what they do as long as they let me know first! Click to expand Oh, I meant no disrespect to those who don't mind it. Should've put that in my post. But I agree with you about staying in your own category. [Link]
Digmen1 Member 629 Posts 7/07	Posted - Apr 25 2011 : 12:41AM Tug3005 wrote: Fecal matter on a pecker, I just can't get past it. Wimpy I know, but you asked. Click to expand I have never seen that so far (luckily) One thing that really disappoints me is when the guy does a really weak pop shot, just a bit of thin white cum. He has been been sucked and fucked for half n hour and that looks pathetic. I want my money back. The reason is that he has probably fucked his brains out for the last few days and that is all that is left. But I want to see a decent cum shot. Edited by - Digmen1 on 4/25/2011 12:59:57 AM [Link]
alphadachs Member 475 Posts 3/10	Posted - Apr 25 2011 : 1:03AM Boob Enthusiast made a perfect post: I completely agree with every one of his 17 theses. Nail them to the Wittenberg church door! [Link]
SuperGnu Member 6 Posts 4/11	Posted - Apr 25 2011 : 4:55AM Uncircumcised cocks is a HUGE turnoff for me. I cant stand it and either can my soldier. Small dicks on the camera is also a turnoff. Vaginalsex i find very boring IRL so watch it in a movie dont make it more fun. EDIT: Creampies are also nasty, brrr Also breasts that you see is fake is a turnoff for me. But then again i was realy disapointed when a fuckfriend of mine got her breast done. I have never been a fan of it. Edited by - SuperGnu on 4/25/2011 5:18:38 AM [Link]
ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06	Posted - Apr 25 2011 : 2:06PM SuperGnu wrote: EDIT: Creampies are also nasty, brrr Edited by - SuperGnu on 4/25/2011 5:18:38 AM Click to expand I'm totally with you on the creampie thing...I hate seeing any movie with that in it...more than I hate boob jobs... [Link]
boner Member 70 Posts 1/11	Posted - Apr 25 2011 : 10:46PM ZeroCool007 wrote: I'd love to hear from a director or star or someone similar regarding the constant use of a talking cameraman/director...that seems to be the common complaint amongst posters... Click to expand Sometimes when you're shooting a newbie chick, you fill up potentially awkward silence with useless yapping. After the action begins if you are yapping about how great this or that looks it will loosen her up. [Link]
ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06	Posted - Apr 25 2011 : 11:19PM boner wrote: ZeroCool007 wrote: I'd love to hear from a director or star or someone similar regarding the constant use of a talking cameraman/director...that seems to be the common complaint amongst posters... Click to expand Sometimes when you're shooting a newbie chick, you fill up potentially awkward silence with useless yapping. After the action begins if you are yapping about how great this or that looks it will loosen her up. Click to expand yeah well that may be, but no one watching really gives a shit what the stunt cock/cameraman has to say lol... [Link]
mstrhole All-Star Member 490 Posts 9/10	Posted - Apr 26 2011 : 11:19PM What's the difference between this thread and the "what are the things you dislike about porn" thread? Just wondering. But, as long as I'm here... Performers who play directly to the camera turn me off. Don't acknowledge me at all. Don't look at the camera and ask me if I'm jerking off. Of course I'm jerking off -- what other purpose is there for porn? Total buzz kill. Forget I'm watching and have a good time. Make me believe you don't even know there's a camera in the room. [Link]