Angel Anthology: Angela White, The - review by Danielmayu33216| Author | Post |
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| a9nostic Senior Member 1056 Posts 8/08 | |
| manny454 New Member 1 Posts 4/11 | - Dry blowjob, can barely see any saliva - Lack of hand action during the blowjob - POV scene and the girl is NOT looking at the camera if the position allows it - Any camera angle that shows more of the guy than necessary - Guys spitting. I absolutely hate this. - Slapping the girl's ass cheeks - Any talk or moaning from the guy - silence please - Poorly composed shots - do I need to see the entire frickin' room in the shot? - Too many cuts in the editing - hold the angle long enough for the viewer to get off. In The Crack excels at holding the shot. - Music playing during the sex scene. - Fake breasts - DP's - Smoking - Toe-sucking and foot worship - Neglecting to show the full body, especially the girl's legs and the back of her knees - The guy finishing himself off. Yuck. - Unshaven girls Edited by - manny454 on 4/27/2011 2:19:48 AM |
| a9nostic Senior Member 1056 Posts 8/08 | |
| Rainbow1 Deactivated User 18 Posts 4/11 | |
| jakejd4949 Senior Member 2938 Posts 8/06 | |
| Fatal Member 82 Posts 4/11 | |
| bootymeister Senior Member Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08 | Another thing that can ruin a scene, but is easy to fast forward past, but also way too common, is the 'porno spoon' position. The spoon we all know at home is a great position. But in porn, the star gets fucked for an extended period of time with one leg in the air. Talk about fake sex. Also, typically, the breasts hang at a wierd angle. I can't think of any physical aspect of the star which is featured by the porno spoon. It's a real "..there's nothing to see here, just keep it moving..", and I rush by it. |
| Pornication Member 130 Posts 1/10 | |
| Imperator Member 117 Posts 4/11 | Implants. The original and worst porn sin. Even worse: implants on a girl who has performed while natural so you can remember the beauty that was defaced. In fact let me make it even more inclusive: any kind of irreversible defacement of female beauty. So, implants, big-ass tattoos and the grosser kind of piercings. Combine that with all the spitting/gaping/gagging/ the rest of stupid misogynistic activities invented since The Ghastly 90s (TM) and you can understand why I won't touch 99% of US porn made after 1986. Thank god for Euro and girl-girl, otherwise I would have been forced to give up a 30-year addiction :) Imperator |
| jm6d Member 417 Posts 2/11 | Another thing that is disturbing is panties. Except for bikinis and some other outfits they are unnecessary in porn. Under the skirt is possibly stockings or something, but why panties? And especially why don't they come off properly. Panties pushed aside instead of removed – with force, with tease, anyhow, but removed – is a major disturbance in todays porn. Some may find them sexy, for me they are a nuisance. |
| bootymeister Senior Member Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08 | However, in "Pussy Cats 2", in the first scene I was blind sided by Katja Kassin's new implants as I had no prior knowlege, not even from the box cover. Not a bad boob job and not too big for her frame, but I adored her natural breasts and felt so disappointed that I could not finish that scene nor watch any of her other breast augmented scenes. Edited by - bootymeister on 5/2/2011 9:33:08 PM |
| Dubious_Leftovers Senior Member And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09 | Cue HORRENDOUS cut to guy doing this... ![]() ...for anything up to a minute at the point when the scene should coincide with the hottest visual stimulation - its peak, to make an actual cum-shot in heterosexual porn make sense to the viewer as a vicarious act. I feel I could honestly take a baseball bat to the directors' heads when they pull this shit on me... |
| Atomicroo New Member 3 Posts 5/11 | Ugly guys. (man some European flicks have the ugliest dudes on the planet) Women who look directly at the camera, especially when the scene is meant to imply the people being alone. Women who over act, and make it obvious they are there to work. I prefer movies where the women genuinely seem to be into and enjoying it. Repeaters: those mono syllable chicks who just make the same one tone noise over and over for the entire scene and say nothing else. "OH OH OH OH OH OH OH" on infinity loop. Show stealers, the one chick, usually in a group scene who has to be a cock hog and try and steal the entire scene and action. Generally middle aged and obviously at the end of their days. Anything involving excrement. Guy on Guy..... Really bad skin. wrinkly tits, blotches, pitted skin, zits..... I pay to see beautiful women, not crack whores. Any acknowledgment of there being a film crew in the room. And that's about it. ok after reading a few posts it jogged my memory on other things. edit: Anal, I don't mind a bit here and there but seems every film is filled with it these days and it's used way too much. A gaping butt hole just isn't pretty. Guy face close ups, I'm a guy, I want to see the female being pleasured. Guy finishing the job. Yep whacking off when you have a girl or 2 right in front of you that can do it,especially the ones who seem to be hungry to finish it for him. Total killer and hard to avoid in most movies these days. Soft cock jerk off man. The guy who stands to the side jerking himself trying to get hard. If having a hottie or 2 to fuck isn't enough to get you hard, get the hell out of the film. It's a killer like having someone impotent is really a turn on. Guys ass in any way. If I want a mans butthole I'd be gay. Too many close ups, I like to see the whole bodies sometimes, especially if there are more than 2 people involved, many 3somes are ruined because someone is left off the side of the screen, I want to see what they are doing. Just too much guy in general, my GF and I want to see women being fucked or performing. We don't care about the guys screwed up face. There are sometimes things we like to do, but we don't necessarily want to watch them. I think many modern film makers need to rewatch some films from the 80's and stop catering to the youtube crowd that usually pirate their movies, not buy them. Should be listening to the paying customers that keep the industry alive. Edited by - Atomicroo on 5/3/2011 12:37:17 AM |
| Imperator Member 117 Posts 4/11 | About the only exception I make to my unyielding distaste of implants (for porn I mean, post-mastectomy operations and the like are obviously fair enough) is when visible deterioration has taken place over the years, notably after childbirth. My usual example is my favourite girl-girl model, Vera Versanyi. For 10 years Vera delighted us with the most wonderful pair of full and soft tits that jutted out gorgeously from her tiny frame (she's barely 5 ft), helping her become the amazing little lesbo dynamo she is. The "soft" characterisation was the Achilles heel though; after she gave birth and obviously breastfed, that beautiful pair lost both volume and buoyancy and became quite floppy and saggy. So she had uplift surgery to raise them up where they used to be, but wisely did NOT make them larger as they would simply look stupid on her little body. Are they better than those marvels of old? Of course not; they're not even close. They don't bounce around like real tits for one, and the legendary soft look is gone. But is she justified? Well, yes; she's a professional model and one of her greatest assets had forsaken her through no real fault of her own. Another good example is the early Anita Dark: a drop dead gorgeous young girl whose breasts for some reason had began to point to her toes from her early 20s. But that's about it for exceptions. Every other case I can think of is sacrilege (Jenna Jameson? Deidre Holland? What were they thinking?), and I particularly resent seeing this signature US disease infecting European models: Katja as you mentioned, but also Katsumi, Melissa Lauren, Nella Miartusova, Sandy (Zsanett)... the list is sadly becoming longer and longer. Imperator Edited by - Imperator on 5/3/2011 4:36:11 AM |
| Kraut Member Germany - Osnabrück 93 Posts 2/08 | |
| Peoples Temple Member People tell lies my friend. Some people like publicity. I don't like publicity. 674 Posts 5/11 | |
| bootymeister Senior Member Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08 | |
| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | 2/ Lex Steel screaming as he cums lol. 3/ A bukkake/oral style movie where the dude cannot aim his dick... is it really that hard people? Can't say I've EVER missed more than one squirt. 4/ Overacting by the woman. (Screaming her head off in a very obviously fake way) 5/ Cutting away or fading out before the scene is finished... like turning off the camera as she's swallowing a load-sometimes they even do this IN swallow movies<--idiotic. |
| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | Frankly, if you started a porn company and made it's Board of Directors or Partners or whatever, 10 guys (maybe a girl or two) with various fetishes-and had them direct the movie that was their specialty, I think this company would dominate within 2 years. Porn really doesn't seem to be a product created with the end consumer in mind. It maybe used to be, but it's not anymore. Whenever I speak with a director, including big ones, and offer them feedback, they are NEVER interested, even when I might know their movies better than they do... what does that tell you? If I wanted to leave the white market and go underground, I think I could create a killer porn company-simply because I'm a hardcore fan, AND a businessman (oh, and I have the start up capital lol). |
| Imperator Member 117 Posts 4/11 | I couldn't put it better than how you described the disappointment of seeing such a supremely CLEVER girl like Katja doing something so STUPID as getting a boobjob. As for the others I mentioned, it just doesn't work for their image either. Melissa had that incredible contrast "how can this innocent looking slip of a girl with the huge round eyes do all this filthy stuff?". Now she just looks like any other skanky stripper, I'm afraid. Same with Katsumi; her French stuff was amazing for the same reason - a little, perky, innocent looking exotic girl doing anal like a champ. Then the girl-girl specialists like Nella and Sandy built up a whole career on the back of the Sapphic Erotica and Viv Thomas crowds who search for that mythical "realistic and intimate" sex. Boob-jobs are completely out of whack with them. OK, they will probably forgive Sandy anything since she's a pioneer of the genre, but her lustre is tarnished. I can think of no girl who had a body of work while natural and who then got implants who didn't disappoint her core fan constituency by that action. It is a bit different with the ones who came into the business already plasticised or only performed in a couple of flicks in their natural glory (Jenna and Chasey are two obvious examples); there it's only the natural fanatics like myself who will cry foul. But I really, REALLY doubt that there is anyone who is, say, a Cristina Bella fan and will state that they prefer her perma-tanned, grossly overboobed stripper look to the A-cupped, creamy white, innocent little thing she once was. Imperator Edited by - Imperator on 5/3/2011 5:39:54 PM |
| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | This might drive back to the fact that producers and directors don't really care what we want, I want diversity and they continue to strip diversity from the industry. That's I think why we all get so excited over someone new, they haven't been defiled by the "factory" yet perhaps. [mod edit: quote removed] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 5/3/2011 7:44:06 PM |
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| ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06 | |
| angryassdrummer Member 559 Posts 3/11 | but where some dvds dont show what each star is called like the end credits might go through their names but i love it when the scene starts and it says BELLADONNA & Julian etc you might already know them but when seeing a new star for the first time its much easier to know and remember who they are next time |
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| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | |
| Anus Member 69 Posts 5/11 | |
| ALGreen99 Member The state of your room is the state of your mind. 72 Posts 5/11 | Boob slapping Spitting in a girls mouth or face Extreme excessiveness Gagging a woman so hard she throws up (I guess people don’t edit anymore) Fish hooking More than 1 slap to the face Fratboy like directors whom by their 4th grade dialect means they’re probably wearing their cap backwards When the male performers looks at the camera and laughs at the female performer 2 dicks in any hole |
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| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | I think, maybe at least 30% of my never-ending fondness for gapes came from years of wanting to see them and not getting to. I spent so much time obsessed with finding the slightest hint of one. When you spent years getting excited over a pinprick of a gape, the gapes they do now are heaven. Edited by - randomprecision on 6/14/2011 8:46:38 PM |
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| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | |
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| Electric_Logan Member 384 Posts 6/11 | |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | 1) when the woman doesn't get naked during the scene. * For example, in more than one Big Wet Asses, the girl will still have the thong on, and/or bikini top and I find myself almost screaming at the screen. "take it off!" * when its not a fetish movie (schoolgirl outfit, jeans, fishnets, etc) and they leave a skirt, bra, etc on the whole scene. I think "fuck, I just paid X dollars for that, arghhh!" 2) Poor lighting and/or camera work. * I love BJ/Handjob movies, but I just bought "Hand to Mouth 5" and most of the movie was so freaking dark I could hardly make out anything. It really pissed me off, it was amateur hour type stuff from a company that knows better. Edited by - algaliarept on 6/18/2011 10:48:57 PM |
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