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a9nostic
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Posted - Apr 27 2011 : 1:23AM
1) Girls rimming guys
2) Anyone spitting into anyone else's mouth
manny454
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Posted - Apr 27 2011 : 2:18AM
The thing(s) that ruins a scene for me:
- Dry blowjob, can barely see any saliva
- Lack of hand action during the blowjob
- POV scene and the girl is NOT looking at the camera if the position allows it
- Any camera angle that shows more of the guy than necessary
- Guys spitting. I absolutely hate this.
- Slapping the girl's ass cheeks
- Any talk or moaning from the guy - silence please
- Poorly composed shots - do I need to see the entire frickin' room in the shot?
- Too many cuts in the editing - hold the angle long enough for the viewer to get off. In The Crack excels at holding the shot.
- Music playing during the sex scene.
- Fake breasts
- DP's
- Smoking
- Toe-sucking and foot worship
- Neglecting to show the full body, especially the girl's legs and the back of her knees
- The guy finishing himself off. Yuck.
- Unshaven girls
Edited by - manny454 on 4/27/2011 2:19:48 AM
a9nostic
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Posted - Apr 28 2011 : 1:44AM
When the post-production guys add special effects like inverted video, or anything else that makes me think they don't understand that it's all about the girl, and not them.
Previews that show like a series of scenes, about 1 second each, so I can't even tell if I want to see the movie or not.
Rainbow1
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Posted - Apr 30 2011 : 6:33AM
MEN ruin any erotic porn video!!!!
People still want to see some good all girl sex videos ok??? Try making that instead
 
jakejd4949
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Posted - Apr 30 2011 : 8:23AM
One of the chief complaints here is the jerking off before the cum shot , somehing I hate . Afew scenes mentioned here with women finishing a guy off with their mouth is the way to go , I the guys gotta jerk off , don't show it endlessly - some of these jerking sessions go on for a minute or so , I swear sometimes the women look bored waiying for the cumshot . A better way to end the scene , I just happens to see Un-Natural Sex 13 , the last scene with Trina Michaels . She's not my type , but the scene ends with her riding revese C/G , she get a creampie and as he pulls out it drips out all over , the she finishes the second guy off as he jerks she takes the whole knob in her mouth and has him cum as she sucks him , then let drool out , much better that the usual cumshot -some too the mouth , some missed , and a little on the face. Nice ending to the scene .
Fatal
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Posted - Apr 30 2011 : 7:43PM
if the chick looks like she isnt enjoying herself
excessive talking thru-out the scene(Wesley Pipes)
sometimes if the chick is doing to much moaning
bootymeister
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Posted - May 1 2011 : 8:39PM

Another thing that can ruin a scene, but is easy to fast forward past, but also way too common, is the 'porno spoon' position. The spoon we all know at home is a great position. But in porn, the star gets fucked for an extended period of time with one leg in the air. Talk about fake sex. Also, typically, the breasts hang at a wierd angle. I can't think of any physical aspect of the star which is featured by the porno spoon. It's a real "..there's nothing to see here, just keep it moving..", and I rush by it.
Pornication
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Posted - May 1 2011 : 10:40PM
^ This is one of the main reasons I'm not a fan of Manuel Ferrara or James Deen. The "porn spoon" seems to be their favorite position, made worse by their obsession with playing with the girl's pussy while doing it.
Imperator
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Posted - May 2 2011 : 3:57PM
There are lots of things I dislike, and porn producers keep inventing previously unknown revolting activities (I mean, anal creampies which are then shitted out for the camera? WTF?), but the one that absolutely keeps taking the cake for the last 20 years is:
Implants. The original and worst porn sin.
Even worse: implants on a girl who has performed while natural so you can remember the beauty that was defaced.
In fact let me make it even more inclusive: any kind of irreversible defacement of female beauty. So, implants, big-ass tattoos and the grosser kind of piercings.
Combine that with all the spitting/gaping/gagging/ the rest of stupid misogynistic activities invented since The Ghastly 90s (TM) and you can understand why I won't touch 99% of US porn made after 1986. Thank god for Euro and girl-girl, otherwise I would have been forced to give up a 30-year addiction :)
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jm6d
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Posted - May 2 2011 : 4:42PM
Ruin is a big word but males rimming females in excessive quantities is close for me.
Another thing that is disturbing is panties. Except for bikinis and some other outfits they are unnecessary in porn. Under the skirt is possibly stockings or something, but why panties? And especially why don't they come off properly. Panties pushed aside instead of removed – with force, with tease, anyhow, but removed – is a major disturbance in todays porn. Some may find them sexy, for me they are a nuisance.
bootymeister
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Posted - May 2 2011 : 9:31PM
I used to be 100% against implants, but actually my tastes in women had tended to be breast neutral. Great tits turn me on, but otherwise not a key factor. Now, I am implant tolerant and some of my favorite pornstars have implants, even though I would prefer that they all were natural no matter the endowment.
However, in "Pussy Cats 2", in the first scene I was blind sided by Katja Kassin's new implants as I had no prior knowlege, not even from the box cover. Not a bad boob job and not too big for her frame, but I adored her natural breasts and felt so disappointed that I could not finish that scene nor watch any of her other breast augmented scenes.

Edited by - bootymeister on 5/2/2011 9:33:08 PM

Dubious_Leftovers
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Posted - May 2 2011 : 11:54PM
Scene's going well, about to reach its literal climax (the cum-shot), then... director has a spaz attack and decides in his crazed mind that what the viewer REALLY WANTS TO SEE at that point is the dude's cum-face.
Cue HORRENDOUS cut to guy doing this...
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...for anything up to a minute at the point when the scene should coincide with the hottest visual stimulation - its peak, to make an actual cum-shot in heterosexual porn make sense to the viewer as a vicarious act.
I feel I could honestly take a baseball bat to the directors' heads when they pull this shit on me...
Atomicroo
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Posted - May 3 2011 : 12:03AM
For me it's anyone who looks like a druggie or trailer trash.
Ugly guys. (man some European flicks have the ugliest dudes on the planet)
Women who look directly at the camera, especially when the scene is meant to imply the people being alone.
Women who over act, and make it obvious they are there to work. I prefer movies where the women genuinely seem to be into and enjoying it.
Repeaters: those mono syllable chicks who just make the same one tone noise over and over for the entire scene and say nothing else. "OH OH OH OH OH OH OH" on infinity loop.
Show stealers, the one chick, usually in a group scene who has to be a cock hog and try and steal the entire scene and action. Generally middle aged and obviously at the end of their days.
Anything involving excrement.
Guy on Guy.....
Really bad skin. wrinkly tits, blotches, pitted skin, zits..... I pay to see beautiful women, not crack whores.
Any acknowledgment of there being a film crew in the room.
And that's about it.
ok after reading a few posts it jogged my memory on other things.
edit: Anal, I don't mind a bit here and there but seems every film is filled with it these days and it's used way too much. A gaping butt hole just isn't pretty.
Guy face close ups, I'm a guy, I want to see the female being pleasured.
Guy finishing the job. Yep whacking off when you have a girl or 2 right in front of you that can do it,especially the ones who seem to be hungry to finish it for him. Total killer and hard to avoid in most movies these days.
Soft cock jerk off man. The guy who stands to the side jerking himself trying to get hard. If having a hottie or 2 to fuck isn't enough to get you hard, get the hell out of the film. It's a killer like having someone impotent is really a turn on.
Guys ass in any way. If I want a mans butthole I'd be gay.
Too many close ups, I like to see the whole bodies sometimes, especially if there are more than 2 people involved, many 3somes are ruined because someone is left off the side of the screen, I want to see what they are doing.
Just too much guy in general, my GF and I want to see women being fucked or performing. We don't care about the guys screwed up face.
There are sometimes things we like to do, but we don't necessarily want to watch them. I think many modern film makers need to rewatch some films from the 80's and stop catering to the youtube crowd that usually pirate their movies, not buy them. Should be listening to the paying customers that keep the industry alive.
Edited by - Atomicroo on 5/3/2011 12:37:17 AM
Imperator
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Posted - May 3 2011 : 4:34AM
Bootymeister:
About the only exception I make to my unyielding distaste of implants (for porn I mean, post-mastectomy operations and the like are obviously fair enough) is when visible deterioration has taken place over the years, notably after childbirth.
My usual example is my favourite girl-girl model, Vera Versanyi. For 10 years Vera delighted us with the most wonderful pair of full and soft tits that jutted out gorgeously from her tiny frame (she's barely 5 ft), helping her become the amazing little lesbo dynamo she is. The "soft" characterisation was the Achilles heel though; after she gave birth and obviously breastfed, that beautiful pair lost both volume and buoyancy and became quite floppy and saggy. So she had uplift surgery to raise them up where they used to be, but wisely did NOT make them larger as they would simply look stupid on her little body. Are they better than those marvels of old? Of course not; they're not even close. They don't bounce around like real tits for one, and the legendary soft look is gone. But is she justified? Well, yes; she's a professional model and one of her greatest assets had forsaken her through no real fault of her own. Another good example is the early Anita Dark: a drop dead gorgeous young girl whose breasts for some reason had began to point to her toes from her early 20s.
But that's about it for exceptions. Every other case I can think of is sacrilege (Jenna Jameson? Deidre Holland? What were they thinking?), and I particularly resent seeing this signature US disease infecting European models: Katja as you mentioned, but also Katsumi, Melissa Lauren, Nella Miartusova, Sandy (Zsanett)... the list is sadly becoming longer and longer.
Imperator
Edited by - Imperator on 5/3/2011 4:36:11 AM
 
Kraut
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Posted - May 3 2011 : 10:31AM
I hate it when the cumshot didn´t hit face or mouth !
i don´t like cum on ass or tit stuff...
Peoples Temple
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Posted - May 3 2011 : 1:08PM
There are a bunch of male porn stars that I am sick of seeing. I will not name them all because the moderators will get annoyed and there would be too many to list. I see a lot of other members are mentioning them too. I will avoid titles if I see their names listed in the cast. A lot of the classic male porn stars are annoying too.
bootymeister
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Posted - May 3 2011 : 2:48PM
Since Katja retired I have become much more accepting of implants, however it is more than just the visual. Katja created such an earthy, real and intelligent personna that I do not think that even if she comes back her implants will feel right to me. However, though initially shocked and dismayed by Katsumi's breast augmentation, I am now appreciating Katsumi again because her implants do not really contradict her over the top, super stripper personna.

seedfeeder
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Posted - May 3 2011 : 4:05PM
1/ Showing us the man's "Oh" face as he's cumming - that's so 1980's and it was NEVER a good idea, the cum is proof he came, we don't need to see his stupid face people!
2/ Lex Steel screaming as he cums lol.
3/ A bukkake/oral style movie where the dude cannot aim his dick... is it really that hard people? Can't say I've EVER missed more than one squirt.
4/ Overacting by the woman. (Screaming her head off in a very obviously fake way)
5/ Cutting away or fading out before the scene is finished... like turning off the camera as she's swallowing a load-sometimes they even do this IN swallow movies<--idiotic.
seedfeeder
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Posted - May 3 2011 : 4:13PM
Personally I question if they are "clueless", instead it's perhaps an industry with a business culture I for one just don't follow. It seems like they are not trying to maximize profit, but instead just feed their own hedonism. I think they know they annoy us-as I read through here, I agree with 95% of everything, girls eating guy's assholes, spitting, the oh-face, the spooning fuck scene for 10 minutes, etc... I think it's likely a simple survey would show dozens of things they LOVE to do annoy 90% of their fans... yet, give them that data and I'm betting they'll keep doing it-they just don't care.
Frankly, if you started a porn company and made it's Board of Directors or Partners or whatever, 10 guys (maybe a girl or two) with various fetishes-and had them direct the movie that was their specialty, I think this company would dominate within 2 years. Porn really doesn't seem to be a product created with the end consumer in mind. It maybe used to be, but it's not anymore. Whenever I speak with a director, including big ones, and offer them feedback, they are NEVER interested, even when I might know their movies better than they do... what does that tell you? If I wanted to leave the white market and go underground, I think I could create a killer porn company-simply because I'm a hardcore fan, AND a businessman (oh, and I have the start up capital lol).
Imperator
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Posted - May 3 2011 : 5:37PM
Bootymeister:
I couldn't put it better than how you described the disappointment of seeing such a supremely CLEVER girl like Katja doing something so STUPID as getting a boobjob. As for the others I mentioned, it just doesn't work for their image either.
Melissa had that incredible contrast "how can this innocent looking slip of a girl with the huge round eyes do all this filthy stuff?". Now she just looks like any other skanky stripper, I'm afraid. Same with Katsumi; her French stuff was amazing for the same reason - a little, perky, innocent looking exotic girl doing anal like a champ.
Then the girl-girl specialists like Nella and Sandy built up a whole career on the back of the Sapphic Erotica and Viv Thomas crowds who search for that mythical "realistic and intimate" sex. Boob-jobs are completely out of whack with them. OK, they will probably forgive Sandy anything since she's a pioneer of the genre, but her lustre is tarnished.
I can think of no girl who had a body of work while natural and who then got implants who didn't disappoint her core fan constituency by that action. It is a bit different with the ones who came into the business already plasticised or only performed in a couple of flicks in their natural glory (Jenna and Chasey are two obvious examples); there it's only the natural fanatics like myself who will cry foul. But I really, REALLY doubt that there is anyone who is, say, a Cristina Bella fan and will state that they prefer her perma-tanned, grossly overboobed stripper look to the A-cupped, creamy white, innocent little thing she once was.
Imperator
Edited by - Imperator on 5/3/2011 5:39:54 PM
seedfeeder
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Posted - May 3 2011 : 6:52PM
^ I agree with all that. Some people might argue that Shyla Stylez is an exception to this. I don't, I liked her before with her B cup when she started. They start out unique and exciting and end up looking like they got cranked out of a porn star factory, all dressed up the same, all made up the same, all boob sizes increased the same <---yawn.
This might drive back to the fact that producers and directors don't really care what we want, I want diversity and they continue to strip diversity from the industry. That's I think why we all get so excited over someone new, they haven't been defiled by the "factory" yet perhaps.
[mod edit: quote removed]
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 5/3/2011 7:44:06 PM
torris
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Posted - May 3 2011 : 7:36PM
watermarks of any kind on DVDs. I'm sick of being treated like a thief by this industry
charn
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Posted - May 3 2011 : 11:33PM
It's easy to assume a businessman doesn't care about customer satisfaction as long as he has sales, but I wonder how many businessmen have learned to ignore customer feedback because they've met too many creepy or belligerent customers. There is also the personalities of people that choose to make porn. To start careers in a fringe market that is frequently targeted by religious leaders, they may have to ignore or resist the influence of family and friends. If they are inclined to listen to anyone, they probably give the most credence to other people in porn who know the working conditions.
Nameless1
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Posted - May 3 2011 : 11:40PM
Agreed. Don't like it when the woman is robotic and fake. I want to see somebody that's getting off and enjoying themselves. Not someone just going through he motions.
I understand that porn is fantasy and stuff is staged, but c'mon.....
 
ZeroCool007
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Posted - May 6 2011 : 2:01AM
true especially obnoxiously noticeable ones
angryassdrummer
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Posted - May 6 2011 : 4:11AM
this is more frustrating than anything
but where some dvds dont show what each star is called
like the end credits might go through their names but i love it when the scene starts and it says BELLADONNA & Julian etc
you might already know them but when seeing a new star for the first time its much easier to know and remember who they are next time
camarodude211
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Posted - May 17 2011 : 2:09PM
A close up after anal where her ass is so stretched it looks like shit could just fall out even though it prob wouldn't
seedfeeder
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My balls are full, who's hungry?
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Posted - May 18 2011 : 5:05PM
lol that's funny.
Geeze, It just hit me that I never mentioned the obvious scene killer for me:
SPITTING / CUM DODGING..
Anus
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Posted - May 19 2011 : 3:02AM
Anal. It reminds me too much of myself.
ALGreen99
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Posted - May 28 2011 : 4:48AM
Heads being dunked in Toilets
Boob slapping
Spitting in a girls mouth or face
Extreme excessiveness
Gagging a woman so hard she throws up (I guess people don’t edit anymore)
Fish hooking
More than 1 slap to the face
Fratboy like directors whom by their 4th grade dialect means they’re probably wearing their cap backwards
When the male performers looks at the camera and laughs at the female performer
2 dicks in any hole
Cody McLarge
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Posted - May 28 2011 : 4:53AM
Tit slapping is an art man. Try it sometime.
Fernandez
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Posted - Jun 14 2011 : 6:08PM
Makes for a hot scene.
closertothemeat
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Posted - Jun 14 2011 : 6:50PM
Violence against the woman.
echoplex
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Posted - Jun 14 2011 : 7:31PM
When they're doing what you want to see just right, then suddenly it's done. I hate that. I hate there being only "moments" that I watch a scene for, and that most of the time they can't keep a good thing going long enough to enjoy it.
 
ChuckTheFreak
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Posted - Jun 14 2011 : 7:46PM
Ass to pussy. Total wood kill.
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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Posted - Jun 14 2011 : 8:40PM
You know what's crazy? In the early 90s, I had exactly the opposite problem. I wanted to see huge gapes before they were ever doing them (as far as I know). So I was renting every move I could find that had the slightest bit of anal in it hoping I'd get to see a microsecond of a gape. And even then, it was usually an accident. The first time I saw an anal movie where they were doing big gapes on purpose it was literally like I'd struck gold. I remember sitting there and saying out loud "My god! Finally somebody gets it!"
I think, maybe at least 30% of my never-ending fondness for gapes came from years of wanting to see them and not getting to. I spent so much time obsessed with finding the slightest hint of one. When you spent years getting excited over a pinprick of a gape, the gapes they do now are heaven.
Edited by - randomprecision on 6/14/2011 8:46:38 PM
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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Posted - Jun 14 2011 : 8:52PM
I don't know why but I LOOOOOVE the snooty thing from any woman but I especially like it in porn. I have to say I never noticed it to any degree from Lexi Belle though.
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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Posted - Jun 14 2011 : 9:04PM
Rubbers.
torris
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Posted - Jun 14 2011 : 11:37PM
Has Ass acne been mentioned yet? I hate it when it looks like the girl should be wearing a Stridex diaper
shank
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Posted - Jun 15 2011 : 8:11AM
1. Very long-winded fake pick up talk (typical Milfhunter).
2. Guy naked and wearing a heavy metal watch.
3. Man, woman and director carrying on a running conversation during the action.
Edited by - shank on 6/15/2011 8:12:56 AM
Black Market Danny
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Posted - Jun 15 2011 : 5:53PM
where did you see that? I wanna check it out.
pornaddict13
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Posted - Jun 15 2011 : 7:00PM
1) when the girl is quiet and the guy tries to make the scene "more intense" by repeatedly saying "oh my god, look at that!"
2) close up of privates for too long. I rather see people have sex, not exam their privates like an obgyn. Thanks.
angryassdrummer
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Posted - Jun 17 2011 : 4:29AM
SMOKING
yuk, instant soft cock seeing a woman smoke
plus lose all interest in her as a star
happened 3 times this week having lost interest in a female star ive seen smoking on camera
Edited by - angryassdrummer on 7/1/2011 10:30:59 PM
bootymeister
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Posted - Jun 17 2011 : 1:12PM

I hate it when an entire scene is complete without the breasts being fully exposed, usually because the director thinks the brests are too small. However, for women like Lisa Ann with oversized boob jobs, I appreciate it when the breasts are not fully exposed.
His Dudeness
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Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 12:19AM
I don't like man ass, guys O face or pimples on the girls ass. Oh yeah and I can't stand when scenes have cuts in them.
bootymeister
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Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 9:30AM
^

I agree about cuts in the scenes, we miss the few oppurtunties to admire the actresses' full beauty when she gets up and moves around.


Edited by - bootymeister on 6/18/2011 9:31:15 AM
His Dudeness
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Shut the fuck up, Donny!!
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Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 11:50AM
^ Exactly! Or when it's a multiple male scene and the cum gets cleaned up before the next guy pops! Makes me think WTF!!!!
Electric_Logan
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Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 7:04PM
Gagging/Skull Fucking
Choking
Slapping
Guys' foot on girls' head
Spitting in the girls face or in her mouth
A silent scene where they both just moan a load, usually very quietly. It feels awkward
Algaliarept
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Posted - Jun 18 2011 : 10:45PM
I thought about this for a little bit after first seeing the thread title awhile back, and I thought of two that have made me throw away dvds in the past:
1) when the woman doesn't get naked during the scene.
* For example, in more than one Big Wet Asses, the girl will still have the thong on, and/or bikini top and I find myself almost screaming at the screen. "take it off!"
* when its not a fetish movie (schoolgirl outfit, jeans, fishnets, etc) and they leave a skirt, bra, etc on the whole scene. I think "fuck, I just paid X dollars for that, arghhh!"
2) Poor lighting and/or camera work.
* I love BJ/Handjob movies, but I just bought "Hand to Mouth 5" and most of the movie was so freaking dark I could hardly make out anything. It really pissed me off, it was amateur hour type stuff from a company that knows better.
Edited by - algaliarept on 6/18/2011 10:48:57 PM
Electric_Logan
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Posted - Jun 19 2011 : 5:40AM
Yeah poor lighting makes it hard to watch and enjoy.
As for the clothes thing, it annoys me too but some clips are really awesome that I can't switch it off just cos' she's still wearing a bikini top. If it's just shoes then sometimes I really like that and find it really hot though.
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